Don't be a scumbag

The cold cooking skills have been tempered for so many years. If you want to catch the stomach of the silly big bag, it is said to be fried cabbage, which is a piece of cake.What's more, Silly Dabao is very easy to kill, he only likes to eat steamed buns, as long as he eats enough steamed buns, he is willing to do any job.

Leng Bingbing was in the kitchen kneading dough, rolling out stuffing, because she had a background in martial arts, the buns she made were even more delicious, but it was a pity that she couldn't reveal the fact that she knew martial arts.Dabao sniffed his nose, smelled the fragrance and came over. He took a deep breath and said intoxicatedly, "Miss Xiaoman, the buns you made smell so good, but they don't smell as good as the underwear I washed. Put a lot of jasmine petals, you smell it."

Da Bao took out a bright red underwear, shook it, and snatched it coldly, "Didn't I say that? You don't need to help me wash my clothes." Why is the stupid Bao Zheng still so powerful? , as soon as she bullied him, he could counterattack unconsciously very well.

"Miss Xiaoman, you are kind to me. It's okay if I wash your underwear for you. I also wash sister Chuntao's and the others'." Da Bao had an expression of begging for praise, which in Leng Bingbing's eyes was extremely deserving of a beating.She knocked Da Bao's head hard a few times, and said loudly: "You kid still dare to quibble, you don't have your share in this steamed bun!"

"No, I was wrong." Baozi is Dabao's lifeblood, and as soon as he threatened him coldly, Dabao leaned over flatteringly and squeezed Leng Bingbing's shoulders, "Miss Xiaoman, you have worked hard, hehe, let me give you a shoulder squeeze." .You sit down first, and I will wash your feet."

"Idiot, no one washes feet in the kitchen." Even though he said that, Leng Bingbing didn't refuse, not to mention, Bao Zheng's foot massage skills are amazing, as expected of a mother who is a doctor.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was the [-]th July Ghost Festival.The girls from Fengyue Tower, together with Leng Bingbing and Da Bao, came to the riverside. They lit candles on the carved watermelon skin and placed it on the river.When others wished for a good husband, Leng Bingbing said silently in his heart: "I hope I can go home soon."

Afterwards, she said loudly: "As for me, I hope to marry the strongest and smartest person in the world in the future. Of course, he can't be smarter than me." After saying this, the people who were talking and laughing were silent , Chuntao said dejectedly: "People like us, where can we have a good home? It would be nice to marry an old man in the future."

"Sister Chuntao, I don't like to hear your words. What's wrong with us? No matter where we come from, we all have the right to pursue happiness. Besides, it's not reliable to rely on men, it's better to rely on ourselves. Men are just a kind of Enjoy the way of life." In the brothel here, I can see the warmth and coldness of human relationships. These women are prostitutes, but they are really kind to her and Dabao, so she doesn't mind washing them for the four of them. brainwashing.

At this time, Da Bao came over with the largest watermelon rind in his arms, and smiled innocently: "This lamp is bigger, and the ghosts can hear my wishes better." Under the urging of everyone, Da Bao said, " I hope that the wishes of my sisters can come true, you are really good, very good, you must be the best man in the world to be worthy, you must be rich and talented, at least you must have me Half of the big bag will do.”

In the end, everyone who was very moved chased him and started fighting.After everyone returned to Fengyue Tower, each of them wore a string of black crystals to show that the sisters were of the same heart. Silly Dabao even ran over to join in the fun, so he also grabbed a string and took it with him.At this moment, the boss yelled at everyone to go out and serve Gongsun Ce.

"Hey, this little lady is so pretty. Let me sleep with you tonight. Come on, take off your clothes and have a look." A man with a big beard seductively said while holding the cold hand that was serving food. , didn't even know that he had turned around in the gate of hell.Leng Bingbing silently said the word "endurance" with a knife in his heart, and backed away.Anyway, this man named Wang Haiba will die sooner or later.

Dabao stood in front of her and refused to take a step back. What followed was a sharp turn of the brain that made Leng Bingbing very embarrassing. The fake Gongsun Ce was naturally stumped and kicked out.This made Leng Bingbing even more suspicious. Is Bao Zheng really stupid or fake?

Coincidentally, a few days later, Leng Bingbing was molested again.There is no way, there are few people in Fengyue Tower, so she has to go up to make up the number.This person is Xiao Jun, the great king of the Southern Academy of the Liao Kingdom. For this, there is only one word coldly, bah!How could this guy compare to Brother Xiao Feng, that is the real King of the Southern Courtyard? How could this guy look like this old man now.

When the gentle and elegant Gongsun Ce appeared, he knew coldly that the plot had already begun. As the servant of the Ministry of Rites, Gongsun Ce came to the border to negotiate peace with the Liao Kingdom.She turned her head to look at Zhan Zhao, and secretly smiled, that hairstyle was simply an international wash, cut and blow-dry.It can be said that this world is the happiest after being so cold in so many worlds.

The king of the Southern Yard who molested the cold man insisted on living in the room of the girl Caidie who died a few years ago, and died that night.The Liao State threatened Gongsun Ce to solve the case within two days, otherwise the border town would be bloodbathed.

Leng Bingbing and the girls in the building were called to question, but unfortunately Gongsun Ce didn't ask anything, and was molested by the girls, so he ran away.He secretly watched him go out coldly, ran into Bao Zheng who had lost his memory, and because he revealed his identity, he was teased by the silly big Bao.

"Are you really not Bao Zheng?" Gongsun Ce asked anxiously.

"I'm Dabao!" Dabao strongly denied, Gongsun Ce lifted his hat, revealing the moon scar on his forehead.Dabao turned his back to them, and said in a low voice, "Well, since you guys have already found out, I won't hide it anymore. In fact, I was a gangster who burned, killed, looted, and did all sorts of evil. Later, I was caught by the government and I killed him. The yamen servant escaped. Because the tattoo was too conspicuous, I scraped it off, leaving a moon scar."

"Fool, only you will believe what Sister Chuntao said." Leng Bingbing muttered softly while hiding behind the door. Unexpectedly, Dabao actually pointed out the wanted criminal with sun and star scars on his head.

Immediately afterwards, An Guotai, the county magistrate of Shuangxi Town, also died in the secret room, and everyone in Fengyue Tower said that it was Cai Die's wronged soul who came to claim his life.Together with everyone, Leng Bingbing restored the room of the butterfly.Da Bao suddenly said calmly: "A dead man, the murderer who killed him is..."

"Say it!" Gongsun Ce asked excitedly.

"It's Caidie's wronged soul." Dabao said in a strange voice.

"Forget it, knowing that you are already stupid, I believe you again and again. I am the real big fool." Gongsun Ce said with a little dejection, and concentrated on looking at the four paintings hanging in Caidie's room.These four paintings were painted by Cai Die before she died, and they are called Qin Qi Calligraphy and Painting, among which the books and paintings were placed beside the corpse.

"Brother Gongsun, you are smarter than me, don't be sad." Da Bao came over to comfort him, "Although you are a little bit dumber than Sister Xiaoman, Sister Chuntao and the others, but you are not the most stupid with me at the bottom."

He leaned over with a cold smile and whispered to Bao Zheng, "Do you really think I'm the smartest?" Bao Zheng thought he was the smartest, even if he is a fool now, it's very cool to hear.

"Well, Sister Chuntao is a little bit smarter than Sister Xiaoman." Dabao thought for a while and replied, he suddenly saw four paintings, and hugged Leng Bingbing vigorously, "It's so scary, I don't know why, when I see them Feeling unwell."

Regarding Silly Dabao's behavior of eating tofu unconsciously, Leng Bingbing could only remain calm.On the other hand, Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao didn't even look at the painting, and hurriedly opened the big bag.Gongsun Ce said angrily, "It's really insulting to a man and a woman not to kiss each other."

"He's a fool, Mr. Gongsun, don't talk about him." Leng Bingbing patted the aggrieved Da Bao to persuade him.