Not a big brother for many years [Quick Transmigration]

"If you know it, there's no need for it."

Zhong Huan looked at her quietly. At first, Zhong Huan thought for a moment that Zhu Baixue might really be the heroine in an ordinary romance novel, but combined with the actual situation, he knew it was impossible.

[Sweet love may be very good, but it is truer than reality. 】Zhong Huan prefers to be more realistic, and hopes that the future world will avoid the world formed by novels as much as possible. I hope this is not a flag.

Before the protagonist's story is completely over, no one knows whether there will be any strange events that ordinary people cannot understand in the world formed by the novel?Or the ultimate event?

Listening to Zhong Huan's words, the system always felt that he had been hit.

[Keren always yearns for a sweet love. 】

[Then you can change it to a love story full of calculations, blood, and crises. I always feel that such a story has more tension. 】Of course Zhong Huan didn't think so, he just casually comforted the system.

God knows why a system on its way to the pinnacle of life still likes to read novels. Does this kind of behavior really have no effect on the system itself?

Thinking of the lines in the old novels, Zhong Huan felt his scalp tingling.

Zhong Huan looked at Zhu Baixue in front of him and continued, "It is true that this is a world where many people regard the Holy Mother as a derogatory term, but it does not mean that being a good person is wrong, not to mention that you are not generous to others. I'm working hard."

"Well, seriously, I still like a child like you," Zhong Huan stretched out his hand and patted Zhu Baixue's head. At present, his zombie looks like a wise man in his thirties. It wouldn't make the little girl come up with any weird ideas.

On the contrary, there was a feeling of being comforted, "I've troubled you." Zhu Baixue said with some guilt.

Zhu Baixue couldn't be easily changed by Zhong Huan's few words. Zhong Huan didn't have that much ability, or he didn't have the ability to add various buffs to his language, but Zhu Baixue knew that he had to change.

After lowering his head and slowing down for a while, he finally returned to his usual appearance, and his expression was relatively normal, so that he would not have that gloomy feeling.

Zhong Huan warned Ye Can again, "Don't bully other girls casually."

Zhu Baixue smiled awkwardly when she heard this.

Zhong Huan turned his head and greeted those rescued people. Hearing that they were going to the nearby Chengnan base, he decided to go together.

Even if the higher-ups make decisions about monsters, it is impossible to attract all the monsters from one place to another at once, so they are all built in groups. Maybe when they arrive at the base in the south of the city, they can see the miracle of the mushroom cloud ascending to the sky. scene?

Zhong Huan stroked his chin, thinking that such a situation would be very interesting.

Sharing a bounty with ghosts?

Then, on the way to the base in the south of the city, Zhu Baixue showed some extraordinary qualities of her own.

In the face of danger, he will always spare no effort to save people, although in the end he will always be treated negatively and badly, Zhong Huan also sighed about this point, Zhu Baixue may be more lucky in this aspect bad.

But the little girl herself didn't care much, because no matter how others treated her, Zhong Huan, who understood that her behavior was correct, would always rub her head after the matter was over.

Ye Can complained at one point, "Ho ho, Zhu Baixue, you will be tricked into being his daughter by Zhong Huan one day last night."

"Then you are my son." Zhu Baixue ran over without thinking.

Lu Shengming said with some natural blackness, "So Ye Xiaocan is Brother Huan's eldest grandson?"

Zhong Huan waved his hands in disgust and said, "Thank you for the invitation, I don't want to have such a big grandson."

Not long after, the group arrived at the base in the south of the city.

After arriving at the place, the people who had been rescued earlier parted ways with them.

However, some people still said, "Everyone is at the base in the south of the city. If there is any need in the future, don't forget our brothers."

"That's right, that's right, you too, Miss Sister, although there are always mentally handicapped people who are rescued by you, and you still like to blare non-stop, but you don't have to worry about it."

Zhu Baixue smiled sweetly, with red rain on her face, a little embarrassed.

She is not good at dealing with the kindness of others.

Zhong Huan entered the base, but found that the base was also built on a militarized scale, and there were no doomsday novels... To be precise, it was the top-quality doomsday novel Ye Can read that had to be handed over to enter the base. Still have to work to earn points or something.

There is almost no difference between here and before the doomsday. The expressions on everyone's faces may be sad because of the sudden death of their loved ones in their sleep, but everyone also knows that their souls will only ascend to heaven after death, not be killed. Trapped in the body of a zombie, one day he will be killed by others himself, that would be really too painful.

Regarding this point, Ye Xiaocan said that he had something to say.

"So why do other people's souls either go to reincarnation, or leave the world according to various realities, but you just stuff me back?"

"Didn't you find that the zombies are becoming more and more intelligent now? Once the level rises, their intelligence will recover accordingly. As for whether the advanced intelligent life consciousness generated in it is human itself, I have no idea." I can tell you very clearly that even if zombies have human consciousness in the future, they will no longer be humans. Moreover, their positioning cannot be the same as that of humans, and humans will only be their food."

The important thing is of course not this, but the future in that plot.

Ye Can can forget it by himself, but what's the matter with others using his zombie body to become the big boss of the villain?

What kind of existence that "other" is, Zhong Huan is not sure.

Just like trees, animals and plants, their own consciousness may not be strong, and after they become refined, they will have more advanced wisdom. However, after becoming refined, it is still the same life itself as before becoming refined, and it is not sure. right?

...Before entering into the philosophy of life again, Zhong Huan took the initiative to stop.

Ye Can's head was full of question marks, but the other two people beside him could understand.

Lu Shengming said, "Another point of view is that it is impossible for humans and pigs to communicate and treat them on an equal footing."

Zhu Baixue: "To be more precise, the food chain is different."

Do people think about their food every day?

Nobody cares.

Ye Can scratched his hair with a headache, "To put it bluntly, all zombies are the enemies of mankind."

Zhong Huan praised, "It's really a neat summary."

After that, even though there was no point system in the base, Ye Xiaocan often went out to slaughter zombies. He was still a human being, not only himself, but also the people around him, even though he wore the skin of a zombie.

In the end, Ye Can gradually became famous in the base, but this kind of fame is more like the star effect before the doomsday.

As for the doomsday novel, which he could barely remember the name of, he had thrown it into a corner for a long time.

Although some people look at what is happening now and what the situation is like they are rational, there are still some people who think that the end of the day should be the cradle of chaos and disaster brewing.

Ye Can went out to slaughter zombies again.Zhong Huanwo was quietly playing salty fish at home, holding a game console and playing stand-alone games.While Lu Shengming was practicing sword in the small courtyard where he lived, Zhu Baixue went out to buy vegetables.

After all, she is also the heroine of this world. A good-looking and highly recognizable face is not essential. When Zhu Baixue was bargaining with a vegetable seller again, two people approached her.

"Congratulations to Bai Xue?"

Zhu Baixue turned her head when she heard the voice calling her name, and looked at the two visitors suspiciously.

There were a man and a woman who came, and the woman looked at Zhu Baixue with disgust and dissatisfaction on her face, "I didn't expect you to survive!"

What does this say?

Zhu Baixue was confused at first.

What she didn't know was that even though the body she used was almost the same as her own when she traveled to this world, it was not her own, she was worn by a soul.

Before transmigrating, Zhu Baixue had a sister named Zhu Hongmei. This sister didn't know what regret medicine she took, or because there was something wrong in this novel world, anyway, she was reborn.

Before her rebirth, Zhu Hongmei was almost the bottom member in that chaotic doomsday. She sold her body in exchange for food, and she was eager to live too much. Before she died, she was full of hatred.

I hate this chaotic world, but I hate Zhu Baixue the most.

Ye Xiaocan's mutant zombie king held a well-known wedding with her before they went to live in seclusion in Kunlun Mountains.

Zhu Baixue's warm smile was vividly remembered before Zhu Hongmei died.

When you wake up and find yourself back before the end of the world, what should you do?A normal person might think of hoarding food, but what Zhu Hongmei thinks is hoarding food while desperately trying to discredit her sister Zhu Baixue.

Zhu Baixue doesn't know what happened to the dead [Zhu Baixue], but the way of heaven from God's perspective knows it clearly.

Even seriously, Zhu Baixue's time travel is just for a time travel character design.

When everyone in the apocalypse is struggling to survive, there is such an angel before the apocalypse, do you think it is cute and attracts attention?

For a novel to be truly wonderful, it must also have quite brilliant characters.

The picture in Zhu Baixue's memory is everything that happened to 【Zhu Baixue】.

The two are essentially the same person.

A person who can develop ptsd to save others is impossible without some people's guidance.

When Zhu Baixue was in college, she helped her hurt roommate, but in the end her various privacy was exposed on the campus network, and her roommate even called her a virgin whore, Bai Lianhua.After all kinds of names are put on, even if the reality is not the case, the public opinion that echoes what others say will not reveal any real facts.

When the end came, Zhu Hongmei found an excuse, and Zhu Baixue was thrown in that small supermarket. Everyone thought that Zhu Baixue, who was left behind to attract zombies and brought them a glimmer of life, would definitely die, but unexpectedly He actually saw her in the base in the south of the city.

A man and a woman appearing here are her former roommate and her boyfriend.

Zhu Baixue's help to this girl was to beat up her idiot boyfriend who would beat her up.

But a roommate with one idiot is, in a way, another idiot.

Under the influence of Heavenly Dao, Zhu Baixue suddenly realized, without even thinking about it, she sneered, "You two idiots are not dead, how could I die so easily?"

"As a young man in the new era, I believe that the end will come to an end, so I don't need to attack you with discordant national insults, but I still want to say something to you two sincerely,"

"Mental retardation and mental retardation have no future, and the child born may still have cerebral palsy?"

"Zhu Baixue, don't think that you are anything special. Aren't you still a waste with no abilities?" Many people in the school like her, even the school girls in the department look at her with admiration.

Ji Xiaoling was already jealous, so he found a boyfriend who looked a bit like the school girl, but he actually committed violent acts.

Although Ji Xiaoling hated this very much, but after speaking with Zhu Baixue in the dormitory, she couldn't accept Zhu Baixue's act of helping her out of righteousness and directly beating up her boyfriend.

As for this kind of excellent roommate, just thinking about it, Zhu Baixue can't wait to give her a big ear.

Brainless.

It is the most disgusting person, telling my friends how bad my boyfriend is, and when others help and persuade me, I will say that my boyfriend is the best within minutes, and accuse my friend of trying to sow discord?

The most important thing is that this doggy man has already beaten his girlfriend, and Ji Xiaoling is still happy, this is not the cerebral palsy of cerebral palsy.

After Zhu Baixue bought a handful of green vegetables from the uncle, she looked at the two mentally handicapped with contempt, snorted, turned around and left, she was not very happy to stay with the mentally handicapped, it would easily lower her IQ.

As a result, he was entangled in the surging vines and fell directly.

This is a world with supernatural powers. Although the probability of supernatural beings is very rare, they do exist.

What Zhu Baixue didn't expect was that Ji Xiaoling also got a supernatural power.

Under the eyes of others who couldn't believe it, the girl who fell directly tore apart the spiked vines that bound her.

The wrists and ankles were dripping with blood, but Zhu Baixue was not a fool, and ran away immediately. If she couldn't fight, of course she had to go home to rescue the soldiers. Don't forget, they formed the Black Five, except for one The other three in the non-human biological system are all real bosses. As the bottom member of the family, Zhu Baixue is quite self-aware.

They ran back to where they lived. At that time, Zhong Huan was lying on the sofa at home, eating potato chips and playing games.

He is quite fortunate that Ye Xiaocan's supernatural ability is the lightning type, otherwise the game console would not be able to charge during the time when he was wandering around.

Zhong Huan looked at the game console in his hand that was specially purchased online before the doomsday. It is said that there are [-] single-player games stored in it, and he was very satisfied.

When Zhu Baixue entered the door covered in blood, Zhong Huan noticed the smell of blood. Seeing Zhu Baixue's appearance, his expression changed from satisfaction to a cold voice in an instant.

"what happened?"

"The two idiots I used to know bullied me!"

"Daddy save me, Daddy help me hammer them!"

Zhong Huan: ...

The style of painting changed from chilling to sand sculpture in an instant, "Although I understand your desire to sue, I don't want to call my father directly."

"Ye Xiaocan is your grandson now, so it won't matter if I have a daughter." Zhu Baixue went to the place where the medicine box was kept, brought it over, and bandaged the wounds on her hands and feet .

Except for the fact that his face was a little pale due to the pain, he quickly returned to his former vivacity.

Zhu Baixue looked at Zhong Huan's speechless face, chuckled, picked up some important points, and told Zhong Huan how she was bullied.

Then Zhong Huan rubbed his chin and began to talk to Lu Shengming, "Maliciously attacking her in public is the crime of intentional wounding, right?"

Lu Shengming: "Bai Xue's injury is not too serious. At most, she will be detained for a period of time and appropriate property compensation."

Zhong Huan raised his eyebrows, "Then let's add murder. It's not a good behavior to leave people in the pile of zombies, right?"

The heaven of this world has already been given to him, Zhu Baixue was murdered as evidence, the little girl is also really unlucky, but fortunately, there is heaven to protect.

It is impossible to beat people up and clean them up.

Their own country father taught them to be human.

Young people don't talk about Wude, but Zhong Huan does.

Lu Shengming: "If you have evidence, it is possible."

"In addition, the south of the city base is already preparing to make 'fireworks' next Monday." Lu Shengming added, "After the 'fireworks' is over, the place will probably return to the way it was before the end, not to mention the police station at the south of the city base during this period. Classes have also resumed normal operations.”

Zhong Huan reached out and knocked on the head of Zhu Baixue who was hiding beside him and was watching the two of them anxiously, "Did you hear that?"

Throwing people in the pile of zombies is already an extremely bad act, and according to the regulations, it will be punished with death or fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years.

Zhu Baixue nodded honestly, it doesn't matter if she can't beat her, we have a legal father.

That being said, when Ye Can came back that night and found out about this, he took Zhu Baixue to set Ji Xiaoling and her boyfriend's sack together.

If it was a little later, she would have to enter the game in half a month. If she didn't fight earlier, she probably wouldn't have a chance in the future.

Zhu Baixue looked at Ji Xiaoling who was still struggling in the burlap sack, and beat him hard, without saying a word, Ji Xiaoling couldn't even dream that it was Zhu Baixue.

Zhu Baixue is a good person, recognized as a good person before the doomsday, of course, whether a good person will mutate or not depends on the specific situation.

Concrete situation, specific analysis.Ji Xiaoling and his boyfriend were beaten and lay on the bed crying for several days.

Instead, Zhong Huan, Lu Shengming and Ye Can were invited to watch "Fireworks".

Zhu Baixue also followed eagerly. The people above also turned a blind eye to the extra girl. Anyway, when the "fireworks" bloomed, everyone could see them, but they stood at the end. Good viewing area.

Zhong Huan and the others were staying on the edge of a mountain cliff at that time, and the person who led them over to view the scenery had a headset in his ear, and a loudspeaker that could amplify the sound transmitted from the headset for everyone to hear.

"'Fireworks' have been launched, and there are 3 minutes left before the destination."

"..."

"Countdown, ten, nine, eight, seven...two, one, hit successfully!"

In an instant, a gigantic mushroom cloud appeared above the city next door. The shock at that instant made everyone's eyes wide open. Even though they were hundreds of kilometers away from that city, they could still see everything clearly Chu.

Everyone except Zhong Huan opened their eyes wide. This kind of large weapon has always been used as a deterrent in the past, and it is the first time in history that it has been officially used.

After all, countries with serious and stable technological development will bury hundreds, thousands or more of them underground.

"One can achieve this effect, what a beautiful firework!" Zhong Huan looked at this scene with some emotion. For travelers, they are used to seeing planets exploding, world exploding, and plane exploding. Explosion, all kinds of grand scenes, but every time I see it, I still feel the same excitement and excitement as before.

"In order to eliminate all the zombies in that city, two bombs will be dropped next."

Three months is long enough for people from one province to move to another.

A place hundreds of kilometers away has already become an empty city without human beings.

In order to maintain order and restore the ecological balance after normal, the living humans and even the animals were taken away. There are all kinds of zombies inside. Maybe there are two coincidences if one goes down. live.

But if there are two or three, there is really no hair left.

Ye Can once again stepped on the doomsday novel he had seen before, and stomped his feet, "Sure enough, art comes from life. It is higher than life, but at the same time it is suppressed by life."

Zhong Huan: "...You don't look like someone who can say such meaningful words."

Ye Can glared at him unhappily, "Which doomsday novel doesn't human beings fight each other every minute, plot tricks, human nature is bad, and zombies kill people?"

"But look at the reality."

"Three little boys go down, and there will be no hair left!"

Everyone: ...you fucking make sense.

"But this kind of reality is obviously much better than the human nature disputes in novels." Zhu Baixue said, "I can't accept people who were originally restricted by the law at all. Mentally retarded behavior released by demons and ghosts."

"It has no other effect except to show the diversity of human beings." Ye Can couldn't help rolling his eyes when he thought of those mentally retarded people.

Instead, Lu Shengming said with emotion, "I always feel that after this matter is over, the buildings that need to be rebuilt may not be as many as the prisons that need to be built."

Zhong Huan: ...

Ye Can: ...

Zhu Baixue: ...

Can you, a natural black, stop exposing your true nature?

One sentence can make everyone fall into a state of sluggishness.

See what you can.

In the end it did.

The end begins with all prevention and ends with all planning.

A year later, the world has returned to the way it used to be, the only tragic thing is...

"Why are you still such a dish?" Zhong Huan looked at Luban No. [-], who had given dozens of heads to Ye Xiaocan again, and kicked him directly.

Because Lu Shengming is used to getting along with them, he didn't even want to fight for the future in the military, and he quietly retreated. Anyway, they can be regarded as mysterious to some extent. Others don't need to say more, I wish you Anyway, Bai Xue also has a time-traveling character.

Zhong Huan held the mobile phone expressionlessly and hammered all five of them to death, then heard Ye Xiaocan shouting, "This is called sacrifice to Luban, look at my starry sky dream! How effective it is to pull hatred !"

"Is that why you send yourself to someone else to kill you for fifteen gold pieces at a time, not even the smallest pig?"

Ye Can said as a matter of course, "Yeah, you can see that my value is not very good now. If I drive a sprint and run a wolf, won't those people still chase me? This shows my task Success, my goal has been achieved!"

Zhu Baixue gave him a hard look, "Where's your face?"

Lu Shengming said before Ye Can took it for granted that adults don't need faces, "I guess it's because the face has been used too many times, and thick calluses have formed, so that the original face can't be seen anymore."

Ye Can: ...

Zhu Baixue: Ah...hahahahahaha!

Zhong Huan gave Ye Xiaocan another kick with a blank face.

At the beginning, after the three fireworks bloomed, the fireworks mode had already started all over the world.

The exact number of times Zhong Huan was bombed is already unclear. The zombies were directly wiped out on a large scale, and the remaining human beings could use other weapons to deal with the remaining zombies. The world seemed to restore peace in the blink of an eye.

One year of trauma, but that's it, human beings will eventually go to a better future.

As for Ji Xiaoling who came out to dance with his boyfriend, even his sister who was a compatriot was sent to prison.

Zhong Huan, as a millennium-old stiff, was well-known by everyone in this country after he had studied history textbooks. Later, when the matter was almost over, he was even brought to give a speech on the TV station.

After that, Zhong Huan's unscripted speech only earned him enough money to buy skins.It's just because there is a big gap between what the father of the country wants him to say and the reality.

[The human heart is sinister, but the human heart is also a prison imperceptible to the naked eye. It imprisons the devil in everyone's heart. When this world is sick, it is difficult to tell whether the person who releases the devil in his heart is still a human being. Creatures after demon stitching.

After all, there is a big gap between people, even bigger than people and animals. Some people are people, and some people may be various unknown creatures in human skin. This world is sick, and we need to do something. The point is to cure it rather than accelerate its deterioration.

While many people are trying their best to cure the world, there are a few people who want to be more ill, which only means that they have mental problems. Maybe the law is sympathetic to the mentally ill, but it will still be exercised for the mentally disabled. It works as it should.

Congratulations to you for successfully returning to this sunny world, I also want to drag the world into the dark quagmire, congratulations to you for falling into a deeper darkness.Brats, you can cheer. 】

Country Dad: ...

After Ji Xiaoling entered the game, Zhu Baixue went to see it, yes, it was just to ridicule.

"I regret that I used to have a brain-dead friend like you, but I am also a little happy accordingly. It is precisely because you are enough brain-dead that I can understand the behavior of normal people after receiving help."

Zhu Baixue is now considered a relatively famous person. After all, before the fireworks, she was also considered a relatively famous person in the south of the city base. According to the saying before the doomsday, she was also a small Internet celebrity.

In addition, since she started playing the game, her superb skills have also made her a lot of money, and after the money is sent to those who need help, all the people who get help give her not all kinds of cynicism and sarcasm. Attacking and hurting, but respecting and admiring, there was even a little girl who admired him very much, and even clearly stated in front of him that she must become a person like her in the future.

Zhu Baixue later went through Zhong Huan's guidance twice, and understood that no matter what she did, it didn't matter whether she could get rewards or not, it was just because she wanted to do it. After doing this thing, she would make herself happy, and she would really be kind to others. It helps, and that's enough.

People are selfish, she doesn't need to consider what others think of her, what she needs to consider is what she thinks of herself after doing the right thing.

As for those who are willing to degenerate and don't need help from others, of course it doesn't matter, just be happy, you can die as you want, and when you really die one day, Zhu Baixue doesn't mind helping out The fire was set on fire, and the ashes were thrown away by the way.

Zhu Hongmei, a reborn girl, never dreamed that the end would end so soon.

Before the doomsday, she really felt strange about the separator issued by the country, but she still accepted it honestly.

Zhong Huan's information was classified as top secret before the doomsday, although many people have adapted and accepted the fact that he is a zombie after the doomsday.

Here comes the point-

"Even if you're a jerk with the dream of starry sky, it still can't change the fact that you are a jerk!" Zhong Huan teased Ye Xiaocan again, "Also, go out to make money first, or you won't have money to eat next month, instant noodles I don't mind either, but are you sure...you can do it?"

Ye Can still can't eat human food, and he has already reached the T5 level.

The taste of garbage is still indescribable in the mouth.In the end, I had to force myself to change my recipe, and it became...instant noodles.

Yes, in the end Ye Can suddenly discovered that instant noodles can taste normal.

Regarding this point, Ye Can expressed his reluctance to believe it, but in the end, no matter how delicious the banquet was, it was still a pile of rubbish in his mouth.

This year, Ye Can relied almost entirely on instant noodles to survive.

It was only later that Zhong Huan realized that he should eat the kind of food without any energy to feel the normal taste. He said that he could feel the taste after eating instant noodles, purely because the instant noodles had no nutrition.

Simply put—

No matter what Ye Can wants to eat, he has to offer it to Zhong Huan first, it is the kind that burns three sticks of incense and then worships three times. After Zhong Huan eats the soul in the food, Ye Can can taste the rest arrive.

Regarding this point, Zhu Baixue said, "Brother Huan eats souls, while Ye Xiaocan can only eat corpses without souls."

Miserable, it is really miserable!

"It's better than me eating hot pot and he eating hot pot base." Zhong Huan waved.

Ye Can didn't want to accept the fact that he had no money at all.

He can't accept instant noodles, because he eats too much, and even sees them with physical disgust.

In the end, Ye Xiaocan took out the flag written by Zhong Huan once again from the Ye family's warehouse, and started his journey of becoming a celestial master again.

Because of the smell on the body.

Ye Xiaocan fell in love with spraying perfume because she couldn't wash off the smell of rotting corpse no matter how much she took a bath.

Regarding this point, Lu Shengming said, "You can tell everyone who dislikes the smell on your body that this is the latest perfume that is currently popular on the market, and that they don't understand taste, just make yourself more aggressive. gone."

As a result, on the same day, Lu Shengming was fainted by Ye Can.

Ah, this...

Later, it became, "Brother, what style of perfume do you want, I can give you a copy on various festivals, and I can do it for Qingming Festival and Zhongyuan Festival."

Zhong Huan: ...

Zhu Baixue: ...

Lu Shengming is really a talent.

Before sitting on the street, Ye Can put on the sunglasses again.

"Auntie, I think you have suffered a bloody disaster recently."

But this time, what he met was no longer the same as the aunt who hit her with a carrot at the beginning, because the aunt blushed and said, "Hey, thank you for your good words, the doctor said I'm going to go through menopause." Woolen cloth."

Ye Can:? ? ?

Zhu Baixue rolled on the ground laughing.

Zhong Huan couldn't help but laugh too.

When the next passer-by appeared, he said without hesitation, "I see that you are full of ghosts, and you are afraid that you will be disturbed by female ghosts. Will the juvenile peace talisman come?"

"As long as you are courageous, the love between humans and ghosts will not end, master, thank you!"

Ye Can:? ? ?

Zhu Bai Xueren laughed stupidly, "Are you trying to laugh at me to death so that I can inherit my instant noodles?"

What a dog's luck the two people I met were so real.

When the third person passing by this intersection appeared, he caught the other person and said without hesitation, "Beauty, I think you are lucky today, why don't you add a micro-x?"

Then he was kicked quite realistically, and scolded, "Which third hospital released a psychopath?"

Zhu Baixue burst into tears from laughing now!

Ye Can shut himself up.

Zhong Huan patted him on the shoulder and said with pity on his face, "If you don't work hard and earn 999, are you going to eat braised instant noodles or spicy instant noodles at night?"

Ye Can qaq: "I want to eat a full banquet."

"You want to be more realistic if you want to fill all the seats at Peach."

Zhu Baixue: "Let's serve Lu Shengming stewed soybean and radish soup tonight. Don't worry, as a roommate, you will definitely enjoy a full feast of farts."

Ye Can: ...What did I do wrong?This world is going to treat me like this. qaq

World: I don't have any thoughts about you, it has nothing to do with me, don't talk about me, thank you.

This real world is a much more realistic world than imagined.

Ye Can's journey to become a master of heaven still has a long way to go.

What hurts the most is that Zhong Huan was once again approached by the father of the country.

"Old ancestor, lucky charm, don't you understand?"

If you know me, it is impossible to work, and it is impossible to work in this life, so I can only reluctantly be a salted fish.

Zhong Huan immediately built a coffin for himself and buried himself.

Thank you, your ancestors didn't want to talk to you very much, and said that the bones in this coffin hurt.

What does it feel like to wake up with your little friend gone?

Ye Can: "This group of dishes is forcing teammates, and I can't help them anymore!"

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