After admitting the wrong shit shoveling officer, I was touched [entertainment circle]

Yu Xiaoyu was born in a tropical rainforest.

Probably his unknown parents are also explorers. He has been inspired to be an explorer since he was a child, to be the wildest cat and walk the most roads.

In that rainforest, Yu Xiaoyu met a crocodile.

The inexperienced kitten does not know that a ferocious creature like a crocodile is very terrifying, but he is born full of energy, and his death value is also UP. This crocodile is extraordinary, and it is a vegetarian.

Yu Xiaoyu and the crocodile make friends.

He said that he was hungry, and the crocodile gave him some of his food. Anyway, this is just a kitten that is not as big as its front paw, and it is kept for play.

Yu Xiaoyu doesn't like eating grass.

However, under the hedge of others, although the crocodile is ferocious, it does not like to eat meat. It can be called a "model model" in the crocodile world.

He was embarrassed to tell the crocodile that he didn't eat grass, so Yu Xiaoyu, who had grown up a bit, decided to catch food by himself.

When Yu Xiaoyu was three months old, he discovered that the crocodile he raised had caught insects and fish by himself, but the fish he caught were not big.

The crocodile said to him, "You have grown up."

Yu Xiaoyu doesn't know what it means to grow up, he just thinks that he is very happy when he goes out to play, the world is amazing to him, he will use his own eyes and his own meat pads to explore this world.

When Yu Xiaoyu was five months old, he was finally half the size of a crocodile's front paw.

The crocodile said to him solemnly: "Now that you have grown up, you can no longer be by my side. My people will eat you alive. This place is too dangerous. You should leave."

Yu Xiaoyu asked in a daze: "Leave? Where are you going? Is it the same as when I went out to play?"

The crocodile nodded, and opened its mouth that could scare all small animals to death, "You can't go out without a name. I don't know what you are, but I know that the first time you caught a small fish, why don't you just call it a small fish?" The little fish is fine."

Yu Xiaoyu held her nose and hated the name.

Early the next morning, he was put on the head by a crocodile and lurked into the water.

Yu Xiaoyu likes to play in the water, and uses his small tail to paddle. The crocodile's limbs are all lurking in the water, and its dark green skin is like the grain of limestone, scaring away many nocturnal animals from afar.

No one noticed that there was a light gray leopard kitten on top of its head.

After a long time, Yu Xiaoyu was pulled off from the top of his head by the crocodile and put on a piece of land, "A little farther away is the human settlement, you can go there, human beings like you very much, I can't, they Will kill me, if someone treats you badly, you bite him, break his bones, and run, no one can catch you."

Yu Xiaoyu propped up his upper body and nodded towards it, "Okay!"

The ending sound is trembling, still with the sound of milk, and the heart trembles when listening to it.

The crocodile warned again: "Don't trust anyone too much, especially animals or humans who treat you badly. They may want to eat you, so you must remember to live."

"it is good!"

The crocodile looked around, dived into the water again, and finally looked back at the cub on the shore, slowly dived to the bottom, and disappeared without a sound.

Yu Xiaoyu bouncing towards the human settlement.

He didn't know it was a farewell.

Yu Xiaoyu was discovered by a girl in a human settlement. The girl had wheat-colored skin and long shiny braids. As soon as she left the house, she saw this little thing curled up into a ball.

She took Yu Xiaoyu home and it became her daughter's eighth birthday present.

Yu Xiaoyu played with the little girl all day, when night fell, he climbed onto the wooden fence and waved his paws at the little girl.

Bye - he's going back!

Yu Xiaoyu waited at the water's edge all night, but the crocodile didn't come to pick him up. He went back to the little girl's house in a huff and despair, and the little girl hugged him in great surprise.

He just felt bad.

fraud!Why don't you come to take him home!unacceptable!He's going to put worms in the crocodile's hay!

The little girl's family raised an old rabbit with red eyes, with half of its ear missing. It is said that it was bitten off by a wild animal when it was young.

The old rabbit said bitterly to him: "You can't stay with it forever, you will leave eventually, and how can a crocodile and a cat be friends?"

Yu Xiaoyu said angrily: "He is not a friend! He is a liar!"

He was angry for a few days, and learned from the old hen raised by the locals that the old rabbit had also escaped from that rainforest, and he ran over happily and asked, "Do you know a crocodile that grows like a crocodile?" It's very ugly, and there are... well, how many are there on the face?"

Yu Xiaoyu raised her claws, "There are four marks!"

His claws obviously only raised three.

Old Rabbit: "That's the king of the jungle. Everyone here knows him. His name is Henry. He saved a little girl many years ago and is the hostess of this house. But I heard that he has recently become a vegetarian. You are so lucky." .”

How lucky am I?Yu Xiaoyu asked herself, what is luck?

He didn't know, Henry was a big liar anyway.

After a month, the old rabbit died and was buried in the soil by the little girl.

Yu Xiaoyu had no one to talk to, so he could only run to harass the chick who was as old as him.

But none of those little things could talk, he was boring.

Half a month later, Yu Xiaoyu got the answer from a talking horse.

Henry is not a liar, it just wants him to grow up and set him free, for his own good.

After figuring it out, Yu Xiaoyu happily told Ma that he was leaving and he was going to see the world.

Ma Dao: "Go along the small road. There are human cars on the main road. If you see them, you must avoid them. One of my brothers was killed by a car invented by humans. Be careful, little one."

Yu Xiaoyu nodded, didn't take anything, and chased a little butterfly forward.

He came to a piece of dry grass, where he fell asleep when he was tired of playing during the day, and at night, he got up to look at the stars.

The deep night sky is extremely charming, the stars are all over the night sky, gorgeous and shining, there is no bright moon, only countless stars are twinkling.

Yu Xiaoyu likes the night sky.

He walked in the direction of the sun and came to an asphalt road.

Yu Xiaoyu, who knew nothing about it, climbed onto the road and stayed in the middle of the road for a long time, when a small car drove fast in the distance. According to Ma's description, that thing seemed to be what humans call a car.

Yu Xiaoyu was terrified, he wanted to run quickly, but he could only watch the car drive by and crush him into cat cake...

Um?He didn't turn into cat cake?

The car flew over his head?

With lingering fear in her heart, Yu Xiaoyu pinched her claws and thought: He might really be a little lucky.

Yu Xiaoyu crawled along the side of the road for a long time, lazily flicking his tail and yawning, until a small white car drove past him, then slowly backed away, a four-year-old boy got out of the car, He picked it up and said to the person in the front seat: "Mom! Cat!"

The woman in the front seat said helplessly, "Honey, what did we say? You can go and pick it up, but you have to put it in a cage, and you can't let it run around in the car."

The little boy said anxiously: "The cat is good! Very good!"

Yu Xiaoyu has his first...many, many human friends.

The little boy's home is on a vast grassland, which is beautiful, full of natural grass, and there are many huge cows hundreds of times bigger than Yu Xiaoyu.

Strictly speaking, this is the first stop of Yu Xiaoyu's travels.

Yu Xiaoyu stayed here for a long time, and then jumped into a truck transporting fodder, walked through the door that was not closed securely, and came to a big city.

This is the second stop of Yu Xiaoyu's trip.

He met a greedy fat pigeon under the magnificent bridge, and the pigeon distributed its own bread to the "malnourished" cat.

Still under the eaves where he was sheltering from the rain, he saw the colorful parrot locked in the house. The other party was not happy, so he took advantage of his small size to get in and open the bird cage and the window, and one cat and one bird escaped.

He also met a black stray cat in the trash can, and quarreled with him, but was chased by wild dogs who heard the sound and ran around.

Of course, Yu Xiaoyu is not easy to provoke, he saw that annoying stray cat trembling from a high place, and then rushed down, biting off the wild dog's tail.

Those wild dogs have probably never seen such a fierce and small kitten in their life, running faster than anyone else with their tails between their legs.

Yu Xiaoyu became the "boss" of stray cats in this area.

From then on, Yu Xiaoyu became the most vicious little stray cat in their mouths.

Other stray cats wander around in the same area and don’t go to too many strange places, but he is different. He likes to run around and jump out, but he is a road idiot. He doesn’t know where he is. .

Yu Xiaoyu's heart is bigger than the sky, and he never feels lost. Whenever a small animal asks him: "Are you lost? Do you need us to take you home?"

He would answer them: "No, I'm not lost, I'm traveling!"

travel!A word he picked up from a human TV show.

He actually didn't understand the meaning of this word. He heard the people on TV explain that traveling means playing, walking and eating at the same time.

Hey, isn't he just traveling?

Yu Xiaoyu got acquainted with the stray cats in this area, so he patted his butt and prepared to go to the next place.

The night before he left, he took the group of cats to play tricks on other pigeons that bullied the fat pigeons in the square, and threatened the group of wild dogs before wagging their tails and leaving.

When he was leaving, the little parrot came to see him off.

Yu Xiaoyu tore off three of its feathers.

He walked and walked along the road, and came to another place.

He has traveled happily for decades and has been running around all his life. Rabbits, dogs, chickens, cows, sheep, birds, cats, snakes... there are almost no species he doesn't know.

Yu Xiaoyu didn't know how many places he had traveled. When he went to a place, he was picked up by an oriental youth, and he was lucky enough to take a "fly with the wind".

Dongfang youth is a good person, Yu Xiaoyu stayed by his side for a full week before leaving, and before leaving, he gave him a masterpiece called "Thank you" with a dirty meat pad.

Although people can't understand it at all.

Yu Xiaoyu wandered around, but accidentally walked to the suburbs, where there was no food at all, after being hungry for two or three days, he made an angrily decision, he went to steal food from an adult family.

He promises that he won't steal too much!Enough for him to go somewhere else!

Thinking of this, he plunged into the mouse hole in front of him.

The author has something to say: The campus article next door will start to be updated today. It is not long, with 10,000+ short stories. Please support me a lot.

The next book is still about The Little Mermaid, but it will start after Mao Mao’s side story is over, that’s right, it will be soon, me!Double open! (Actually not, because there are QUQ manuscripts for campus essays.)

A new article has been opened: "After Transmigrating into Cannon Fodder, I Become a Heartthrob [Transmigration Book]"

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Chang Mingjian has transmigrated into a book, and transmigrated into a cannon fodder in an ancient gossip, popularly known as an emotional catalyst.

The original body is not only cannon fodder, but also a superb licking dog:

Chasing after the homophobic high-cold schoolboy;

Ambiguity with the bamboo horse male second who grew up together;

The handsome villain who is white and black, but handsome;

Harassing Bai Yueguang, who is gentle, refined and desolate;

……

In the end, the male lead/second male/villain/Bai Yueguang avoids him like a snake and scorpion, and no one can lick a dog for this sake.

However, the mission issued by the Chuanshu system is: everyone loves it.

Chang Mingjian: ...?

What the hell? !The wind is too strong to hear clearly!

later

The male second is extremely caring to him, the villain is willing to bow his head and admit defeat, Bai Yueguang greets him with a smile...

Chang Mingjian: They don't like me, do they?

System: If you want to be beautiful, the hero is the heartthrob.

And it is said that the male protagonist who is homophobic always looks at him, and his emotions and sorrows are all changed by his words. As long as he turns around, this person is always within his sight.

System: I think he likes...

Chang Mingjian interrupted it: I know!He must not like me, the original book says he is homophobic!Proud.jpg System: ...? ? ?

you know shit!

Until one day, Chang Mingjian saw a video by accident.

In the dim room, the young man who had always been pure and indifferent stroked his handwriting, his fingertips trembled, his brows concealed his paranoia and sickness, and finally, on the yellowed handwriting that had been rubbed down - lightly kissed him.

Homophobia? ? ?