How to make the white lotus surrender

Yu Deng nestled in the room for several days, and finally had to accept the reality of wearing books.

He sighed, stretched out his hand and pinched a tactic, the untied long hair was loosely lifted a bit, and then waved away helplessly.

And on the side of Yu Deng, a small white porcelain bottle suddenly floated on the side of the dazzling array of objects. The cork of the small white porcelain bottle was automatically pulled out, and a pill that looked like Mai Lisu It floated faintly, and then slowly floated to the side of Yu Deng's lips.

Yu Deng opened his mouth to hold the pill, his beautiful eyes narrowed slowly, and even showed an expression of enjoyment on his face.

He found this elixir in the house the day before yesterday. The original owner, like him, seemed to like sweets very much. Yu Deng thought that these elixirs were some kind of high-end auxiliary or life-saving pills, but the memory of the original owner told him that these were all It's his snack.

What he is eating now is the peach-blossom liqueur ball-flavored sugar balls that the original owner made himself. The Q bombs are sweet and soft in the mouth.

It is said to be able to warm up the body and keep fit, but it has little practical use. For practitioners, it is just a small sugar pill to catch the mouth.

The original owner is a swordsman, minoring in alchemy, but he is dedicated to pursuing the master, this swordsmanship is not well practiced, and alchemy is the foundation of the entry level, typical of what to do, dog licking No.1.

Yu Deng chewed it twice, looked at the whole cabinet of sugar pills, and started to move again.

He made seals with his right hand, and he was happy to eat whichever bottle he liked. That's why Xiuxian is so good. He doesn't have to do it himself to eat, and it has truly realized a fully automatic feeding mode.

When he ate a celadon bottle of sugar pills, he felt in a trance that he seemed to have forgotten something. The original owner seemed to have accidentally stuffed a few bottles of some medicine into it. It wasn't poison, so the problem was not big. It was probably just to keep fit Use it, Yu Deng thought.

"Junior Brother Yu."

Someone knocked on the courtyard door, and Yu Deng heard a familiar voice.

This is the only person who has visited him in the past few days, and the first one is of course the kind-hearted senior sister Zhu Zhi.

Although Yu Deng heard the voice familiar, he couldn't remember who it was at all. This situation is normal. After all, he now has the memory of the original owner, so he will naturally feel familiar with everything here.

Yu Deng opened the barrier of the courtyard gate, and saw a handsome and honest fellow.

"Senior Brother Zhou, why are you here?"

The fellow student in front of him is Yu Deng's senior in alchemy, named Zhou Yi, and he has a relatively good relationship with Yu Deng.

Zhou Yi said: "You still asked me, did your kid lose his head, and also forgot Elder Xun's alchemy class?"

It was only then that Yu Deng vaguely remembered that he still had classes to attend. Ling Xiaozong's minor courses were all taught by the elders or brothers who were proficient in this way. Therefore, when the class started, it was also a class with many people. It was recorded with a soul card.

In this way, except for the holiday, Yu Deng has not been to alchemy class for two consecutive days.

In my memory, Elder Xun was an extremely rigid elder, and he hated those disciples who were absent from class the most.

Seeing Yu Deng's bitter face, Zhou Yi said: "You are really bold. Elder Xun has seen your face vacant in the past few days. I see that you don't often miss classes, so why don't you come to remind me?" You said it."

Yu Deng sighed and said, "Thank you, Senior Brother Zhou, I... really forgot about it recently."

As Yu Deng spoke, he always felt that his throat was stuck a few times uncontrollably.

Zhou Yi glanced at him, hesitated to speak, and said after a long while: "Junior Brother Yu, recently there have been rumors about you...and Immortal Zeyu have failed to express their intentions, and then confessed to Senior Sister Zhu and Brother Xie in public. really?"

Yu Deng thought that he had already gone through the sadomasochistic love story, so he might as well use this opportunity to explain to Zhou Yi to show that he didn't like anyone, and slowly dispelled the rumors.

But sometimes it's always not as good as the sky, and he couldn't help saying: "This matter is absolutely true..."

Yu Deng was confused and shocked, but his small mouth babbled: "Master is as beautiful as a jade fairy, senior sister is as beautiful as a flower, and junior brother Xie is as bright as a moon. How can I let go? If you like someone, you have to bear love." bitter…"

Yu Deng: Shit!God missed me!

No one told others that they could be forced to have two faces!

What he wants to say is clearly that he is not interested in anyone, loves anyone, anyway, he just talks casually.

Yu Deng couldn't help but pooh twice, and began to doubt life.

Zhou Yi's expression seemed to be sour, he waved his hand and said: "Come on, it's still on the head when you talk, this is..."

He said, but couldn't help gossiping again: "So...you really went to attack Junior Brother Xie? Many senior brothers said that they saw you stripping Junior Brother Xie's clothes, and they also said that they saw Junior Brother Xie being ravaged by you like this and that. · I have been trampled..."

Yu Deng: Fart! !

Why are there so many senior brothers? It was obvious that there were only two senior brothers at the time. What was stripping clothes, what was being trampled? At most, he rubbed against someone twice when he was unconscious, but the one who was trampled and beaten up was obviously him! !

What a rumour!

But the reality is that he showed a shy expression, and said tenderly: "Senior Brother Zhou, don't be so explicit, although the truth is true, but... I really love Junior Brother Xie, those... are all uncontrollable."

Zhou Yi's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but take a step back for a while, with the expression of a good girl who met a beast: "Young brother is really bold...haha..."

Yu Deng's heart collapsed: Why does Senior Brother Zhou have the expression that I might still fall in love with him?Am I so hungry? ?

But on the face, Yu Deng showed a sentimental expression, very pretentious: "I'm not philandering, nor bold and absurd, I just broke my heart into many pieces, and each piece fell in love with different people. I just fell in love with different people today. I found that Senior Brother Zhou looks so handsome..."

Zhou Yi was really frightened at this moment, his expression changed, he took a few steps back and said: "Junior Brother, don't do this, I have no idea about you, I, I already have a girl I like, Junior Brother, you should give up..."

Said Zhou Yi turned around and left as if fleeing, leaving only a lingering sentence: "Junior brother, you should calm down, I'll go first..."

Yu Deng: "..."

He wiped his face haggardly, raised his eyes and glanced at the senior brothers who passed by and quietly looked at him. As soon as he looked over, those senior brothers all lowered their heads, and even a few of them seemed to be frightened. Ran.

Yu Deng: ...

If I am guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of making me a Neptune who only flirts in the eyes of others.

Yu Deng returned to the house vicissitudes of life, and glanced at the bottles and cans on the shelf at the end of his eyes inadvertently. Thinking of the abnormality just now, some terrible thoughts appeared in his mind.

He walked over and picked up the last jar of sugar pills in a celadon bottle.

Looking carefully, there are a few lines of small characters engraved on the celadon vase.

"Anyone pill, please be careful when taking it, it is specially used for pranking. If you take this pill, your words and deeds will be completely opposite to what you think within a quarter of an hour."

Yu Deng was so angry that his hands shook, why on earth did the original owner concoct such an anti-human pill? !

So far, in order to prevent such an accident from happening again, Yu Deng deliberately picked up all the bottles and cans on that shelf.

Can tell him to find a lot of 'good' things.

What's the "Fart Staring Pill", "Three-day Constipation Tongchang Pill", "Jiu Ri Ping Di Wan Pill", these are trivial things, and there is even a can of "Jubu Moisturizing Pill" with a cool and delicate fragrance.

Yu Denghou patted his little heart in fear, and his whole body broke out in a cold sweat.

What he ate this time was fairly harmless, if he ate more of that 'fart staring pill', then Senior Brother Zhou Yi wouldn't be looking at him like a pervert.

You can imagine that scene, he was farting and staring at Senior Brother Zhou to analyze his "inner heart". It is estimated that within two days, after Yu Deng's confession was rejected, his perverted behavior of wildly farting and staring in an attempt to show his sincerity would spread throughout the sect, and then he would Become a generation of fart king.

Just can't bear to look at it.

Danshu Hall is located on a small peak next to the main peak of Lingxiao Peak, with a beautiful environment and lush greenery.

When Yu Deng arrived, almost all the brothers from the alchemy hall came together, and when they saw Yu Deng, they had different eyes.

Especially Zhou Yi, who was sitting in the front row, was restless.

Yu Deng coughed dryly, pretended not to look at Zhou Yi, and went straight to his seat.

His seat was in the middle of the front row, and there were not many people in this alchemy hall, so his position became more conspicuous.

Not long after Yu Deng sat down, the door of the alchemy hall was pushed open, and the whispering in the room stopped.

Walking in was Zhu Zhi, who was wearing a light white dress, with a gentle and elegant smile, and a young man who looked old-fashioned and difficult to get along with.

Yu Deng looked over curiously, this old-fashioned young man must be that Elder Xun.

I just don't know why Zhu Zhi also came to the alchemy hall today. Zhu Zhi's minor is the beast control method, so why did he suddenly come to the alchemy hall?

Yu Deng was curious when he heard the two senior sisters in front whispering: "I didn't expect that Senior Sister Zhu really came. I heard that Senior Sister Zhu wanted to develop a minor in an all-round way before. I didn't expect to come to our side today."

Yu Deng sighed after hearing this, she deserves to be Senior Sister Bai Yueguang, she is beautiful and kind-hearted, and her comprehensive ability is still strong. When meeting such an opponent, the original owner will not be wronged.

The topic of conversation between the two in front of them started to go off track.

"I wish my senior sister is so beautiful today, perfect for her outfits, she looks immortal and thin, and the makeup on her face is also perfect, I can't even get jealous."

"Yeah, those who confessed their love to senior sister can surround Huaqing Peak for three weeks, and senior sister doesn't reject people very much. Those suitors don't know how difficult it is to see senior sister, and they keep rushing up. What can I do if I scare my senior sister..."

"Who do you think Senior Sister will sit with today? Ah, if only Senior Sister could take a look at me, I can bend into a circle right away!"

Yu Deng couldn't help but stare at Zhu Zhi's gentle and delicate face, wondering why he couldn't see the makeup on Zhu Zhi's face, but the bright red lips seemed to be painted with lip balm.

As he thought about it, his eyes gradually drifted away, looking a few inches below Zhu Zhi's body, as if he could see the mystery under Zhu Zhi's skirt with his eyes.

Who would have thought that the gentle and virtuous sister Zhu, who knows how to make up, hides a fencing treasure under her skirt.