imaginary rival

After Jiang Shiyu sat back in the box, Yan An opened the door and came in after a while.

At this time, the dinner has reached the stage where everyone has finished eating and sits at the table to rest for a while and brag.

"Aren't you childish?" Yan An sat over and bumped Jiang Shiyu's arm with his elbow, "I almost peed on my hands when I'm too old to play surprise attacks."

"You're not naive," Jiang Shiyu squinted at him, and glanced at his crotch, "You're not naive at all."

Yan An laughed twice, picked up the half-drinked glass of wine on the table, and said to Jiang Shiyu, "Come on, do one."

Jiang Shiyu twitched the corners of his mouth, picked up his nearly full glass of wine and touched him, and after thinking about it, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Beer takes up my stomach, but after hiccupping and going to the toilet a few times, my stomach will be empty. When the whole house is breaking up, Jiang Shiyu feels that he is half full, and he may finish his digestion after walking back home like this. , Have to rectify supper.

Xie Lanlan broke away from the trio tonight, Sun Ke sent her back, Yan An sent a message in the small group to tell her that she was home and sent a message to report that she was safe, she replied "Okay!"

The excitement that can be read between the lines.

The others dispersed and went back to find their mothers. Yan An and Jiang Shiyu were walking along the street, planning to find another barbecue stall. In order to take care of Jiang Shiyu's taste, Yan An had been thinking about which barbecue stall was not spicy. It was delicious again and finally found a spot at a night market stall.

"Wei Wei spicy," Yan An told the boss, "He is from out of town, do you understand what I mean?"

Jiang Shiyu clicked his tongue.

"Understood, I understand," the boss said with a smile, "sprinkle peppers for you by the grain!"

"Thank you!" Yan An smiled, "A few more bottles of beer!"

"Okay!" The boss responded loudly.

The two of them turned around and sat in their seats for a while. The beer was brought up first. They sat outside. The beer was cold without ice, and they shivered after drinking it. Jiang Shiyu poured Yan An a glass first.

"Actually, I can eat spicy food," Jiang Shiyu said, "You don't have to worry about me so much."

"Come on," Yan An said, "You are a person who thinks spicy food is spicy, why do you say you can eat spicy food?"

"... Isn't old godmother hot?" Jiang Shiyu frowned.

"Not spicy." Yan An said with a smile.

"But grilling is not enough..." Before Jiang Shiyu finished speaking, the boss had already baked a plate quickly and served it.

Yan An glanced at Jiang Shiyu, turned his head and said to the boss, "Let's cook the rest of the chili peppers according to the normal standard, he said he is not afraid of spicy."

"Ouch," the boss laughed, looked at Jiang Shiyu, thought for a while, "Okay."

Jiang Shiyu took a sip of his wine, looked at Yan An and said nothing.

The second plate of barbecue was quickly brought out. The difference from the first plate was that this plate of barbecue... was red.

Sprinkle some chopped green onion and coriander on top, under the very dim light, you can see the sizzling oil. It doesn’t look very spicy. After all, the meat after marinating with any marinade is basically the same color, but... …Yan An smiled very maliciously.

"Let me tell you, I was bored during the summer vacation, and I came here to work," Yan An said with a smile, "The meat here is basically marinated first, then brushed with chili sauce, and grilled." Sprinkle barbecue seasoning, then sprinkle chili noodles, and then brush with chili sauce."

Jiang Shiyu looked at him without speaking.

Yan An took a bunch of crispy bones, bit off one, and chewed it loudly in his mouth, looking at Jiang Shiyu with raised eyebrows.

Jiang Shiyu also raised his eyebrows, picked up a bunch of unknown things and put them in his mouth. The tip of his tongue first came into contact with the smell of barbecue ingredients, the aroma of marinade, and finally the spiciness.

It's actually not that spicy.

Jiang Shiyu finished eating one skewer without changing his face, and then ate another.

Yan An looked very happy, with a clear smile in his eyes all the time, illuminated by the surrounding lights, his eyes were bright, and his smile was also bright. He sat there against the light and did not continue to eat barbecue. Just smiling and staring at Jiang Shiyu.

Jiang Shiyu felt a little uncomfortable when he saw him, it was inexplicable, and he couldn't tell where he was uncomfortable, it was not embarrassment or anything else, it was a very strange emotion.

He moved his gaze aside, until he finally noticed the seriousness of the matter when he picked up the third string.

hot.

The spiciness spread from the tip of the tongue to the entire mouth, and there was a burning pain around the lips and lip line, and then the whole face was scalded as if gasoline was poured on it, and a little bit began to ooze from both sides of the nose Fine sweat.

Jiang Shiyu turned his gaze back and glanced at Yan An.

The smile on Yan An's face was already very presumptuous, he put his arms on the table, and there was a strong smile in his voice: "Spicy, isn't it?"

"...It's okay." Jiang Shiyu gritted his teeth and said.

Yan An opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and poured some into Jiang Shiyu's cup, laughing so hard that his hands were shaking.

What a fucking sense of accomplishment.

I don't know why, but seeing people like Jiang Shiyu deflated really gives me a sense of accomplishment.

Especially Jiang Shiyu's expression of not crying.

so funny.

"Don't pour it down," Jiang Shiyu said, covered his mouth and let out a small hiss, "It's full!"

"Oh oh oh," Yan An quickly stood up the wine bottle, put it aside, raised his eyes to look at Jiang Shiyu's face, and laughed out loud, "Damn it! You're fucking boiled, Jiang Shiyu give!"

Jiang Shiyu put down the skewer in his hand, picked up the wine glass and drank it down, then touched his face, he didn't know if it was red or not, it was hot anyway.

His forehead and nose were covered with sweat.

Jiang Shiyu poured himself another glass of wine and drank it down.

"You eat this plate, eat this plate," Yan An hurriedly brought the barbecue that didn't sprinkle much pepper just now in front of Jiang Shiyu, "I told you it's spicy, but you have to say that you can eat it."

As he spoke, he suddenly paused, looked up at Jiang Shiyu, his smile was still uncontrollable: "It's so embarrassing, Brother Xiaoyu."

Jiang Shiyu ignored him, frowned and bit the tip of his tongue, trying to relieve the burning sensation and pain caused by the spicy.

"It's not like you never stayed here when you were a child," Yan An said with a smile, "Why can't you eat spicy food?"

"Who feeds chili peppers to children?" Jiang Shiyu frowned.

"My family," Yan An pointed to himself, "I have been eating and drinking spicy food with my mother since I was six years old... You must have been there at that time, right?"

"Hmm? Well," Jiang Shiyu said, "I moved to your neighborhood when I was four, and moved away when I was seven."

"I remember it so clearly." Yan An said.

"Don't you remember?" Jiang Shiyu picked up a bunch of non-spicy palm treasures and ate them. The spiciness was moderate and refreshing.

"I don't remember," Yan An ate another plate, "I don't have any impression...including you, if my dad hadn't suddenly said that he was going to pick you up at the station, I wouldn't have remembered you as someone."

Jiang Shiyu said oh, but didn't say much.

"Do you remember?" Yan An asked.

"I don't remember." Jiang Shiyu said.

"Fart you," Yan An said, "You even remember clearly when you moved in and out at what age."

Jiang Shiyu looked at him, raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

"Tell me, what was it like when I was a child?" Yan An kicked him under the table, "Although I don't remember you, I always thought when I was a child, it would be great if there was a boy who grew up with me .”

"Xie Lanlan's character," Jiang Shiyu thought for a while, then smiled, "It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl."

"It's different, adults have to say something," Yan An said, "They are telling me that Xie Lanlan is a girl, you should let her go, you can't beat her, and you can't play with her if you play with her." Too rough games, and Xie Lanlan is not allowed to climb trees with me, saying that it is not good for girls to be too lively."

"Ah." Jiang Shiyu looked at him.

"So I've been thinking, it would be great if there was a man who grew up with me, who could play ball and games with me." Yan An took a sip of wine and said, "Of course, Xie Lanlan still has to be with me. I grew up, but..."

"To sum it up," Jiang Shiyu interrupted him, making a stop gesture, "You're going around for such a long time just to say that you think it's a pity that I moved away, don't you?"

Yan An paused and smiled: "Yes."

"It's amazing," Jiang Shiyu said, "It's the first time I see a teenager reminiscing about his youth."

Yan An kicked him under the table again, Jiang Shiyu kicked him back without hesitation for a second.

"Fuck." Yan An glared at him, patted his pants, and straightened Jiang Shiyu's crooked table by the way.

Jiang Shiyu picked up his wine glass and swung at Yan An. After Yan An settled down, he also raised his wine glass. The sound of the two people clinking glasses was drowned in the noisy environment, drowned in the lights, and engulfed by the smoke from the barbecue. go to heaven.

Jiang Shiyu was still not full after eating the barbecue, but Yan An obviously couldn't eat any more, so he ran to the boss to order some fried rice, and when he came back with the fried rice, Yan An was talking to an aunt, saying It was a dialect, Jiang Shiyu couldn't understand it, so he stood by and waited for them while lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone.

After a while, Yan An came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go."

"Finished talking?" Jiang Shiyu put the phone back in his pocket.

"En." Yan An nodded, and walked towards home with Jiang Shiyu.

The news of Xie Lanlan's report of her safety was sent to the group an hour ago, and Yan An sent her an emoji back, and she asked if you two are going to renew the stall?

What Yan An was waiting for was her words, and immediately sent over the photo of the barbecue he had just eaten after receiving it.

- Be a person, I beg you, if you don't know how to be a person, you can learn from Jiang Shiyu who is next to you.

Jiang Shiyu was selecting photos in the album. Yan An held the phone screen in front of Jiang Shiyu and shook it. When Jiang Shiyu saw Xie Lanlan's message, he stopped selecting photos and put the phone back in his pocket. .

"You look like a dog." Yan An commented solemnly.

"Three seconds." Jiang Shiyu said.

"You will kneel down and beg me not to die." Yan An said.

"...Alas," Jiang Shiyu sighed, turned his head to look at Yan An, smiled, raised his hand and flicked his forehead, "Okay, go home."

"Your set can no longer threaten me, Jiang Shiyu," Yan An put his phone away, slapped him on the arm with his backhand, and said, "Develop a new sentence pattern earlier."

Jiang Shiyu stared at him for two seconds, shook his head, and walked away with a smile.

Walking all the way to the gate of Jiang Shiyu’s house, it was still dark inside, and there was still no incoming call. Jiang Shiyu stared at the road inside and frowned. Just as he was about to walk in, Yan An gave him a hand and said, “Go to my house. Sleep, you have a power outage and no hot water, how do you take a shower?"

"Ah." Jiang Shiyu looked at him.

"Are you going?" Yan An asked.

Jiang Shiyu hesitated for a while, but nodded: "Go."

"You are hesitant," Yan An clicked his tongue, "I told you to go to bed, but not to warm the bed. Why are you hesitating?"

"That's not going." Jiang Shiyu said, turning around and walking into the community.

Yan An grabbed him, eyes widened, and quickly said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, go, go, go, I beg you to go."

"Not going." Jiang Shiyu said.

"Go!" Yan An roared, "Go right away! I'll fucking kneel down and beg you, believe it or not!"

Jiang Shiyu stared at Yan An with a straight face for a few seconds, and suddenly became amused, and suddenly raised his hand to touch his head.

"Why," Yan An said, "Don't touch around, it's easy to grow short."

"You look like a dog." Jiang Shiyu sighed.

"Get out." Yan An said, "Crazy, go away."