Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

That night, Xiao You had a dream.

In the dream, he participated in a reality show called Where to Go to Health Care.Just when everyone participating in the show was gearing up to show off their ambitions, something happened to the helicopter carrying the contestants, and Xiao You unfortunately fell into the sea.Xiao You, who struggled to get ashore after various struggles, lived a life like Robinson Crusoe, and fully explored his wilderness survival skills on the island, but the quality of life on this island lacking seasonings and fishing tools was really low. You felt that his mouth was about to fade out, and his daily life was painful.Until one day, when he was wearing a private custom-made pure hand-woven sexy grass skirt and looked at the sea, the stars and the moon alone as always, there was a thunderstorm on the flat ground, a huge wave hit the sea, and a big fish in the deep sea accompanied by a rumbling sound The thunder jumped out of the wave, and threw himself directly into Xiao You's arms.This big fish is taller than Xiao Youren, exudes a delicious seafood smell, and feels oily and slippery. Xiao You hugged the big fish and smiled from ear to ear, and fried and stewed the big fish in his heart. again.Tsk tsk, it feels so good, the meat must be fresh, delicious, refreshing and smooth.Xiao You circled the big fish with his four limbs, sniffed the smell of sea water on the big fish intoxicatedly, imagined the smell after it was ready, and felt elated.

But there seems to be some noise in my ear.Sounds like something being knocked over.There are also human voices.

Hao Qi: "Damn it! Seven forty-eight! I'm going to be late for the first class! What the hell is wrong with this light? It can't be turned on! Does anyone know how to spell it?"

Yan Zhu: "I'll try...it won't work. The Bright Light Curse won't work."

Hao Qi: "It's so evil! What kind of dormitory is this? I want to complain!"

Yan Zhu: "Wake up the others first. The first section is compulsory for the public."

Hao Qi fumbled for the darkness and continued to press the bedroom light switch: "You are so fucking awake! Sleeping like a dead person."

Yan Zhu: "Zhu Zhongli, I'll hide your Hatsune Miku figurine if you don't care anymore."

Zhu Zhongli was shocked and opened his eyes abruptly.The dormitory lights turned on at the same time.

Yan Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to look at Xiao You: "Yu Bei, Xiao You, get up..."

Xiao You slowly opened his eyes.

Yan Zhu stood beside his bed.His usual demure and gentle face showed faint signs of collapse, and his facial muscles seemed to be twitching with difficulty. "What's wrong?" When Hao Qi, who was standing next to Yan Zhu, turned around, Yan Zhu quickly covered his eyes.

"You perverted uncle! What are you doing!" Hao Qi grinned and grabbed Yan Zhu's hand.

Yan Zhuyu said earnestly: "Children, don't look at it, you will get corns if you look at it!"

"Corns don't grow on the eyes, okay? You are misleading the children!" Hao Qi desperately opened Yan Zhu's fingers, and stared at Xiao You in a daze.Then he turned around, and said with a bleak back, "I'm sorry, Yan Zhu, I blamed you wrongly." At this time Zhu Zhongli also woke up, he was lying on his side facing Xiao You's direction, stretched out his hand and drew a ♂ on his chest, solemnly Say, "May Billy Herrington bless you."

Xiao You, who had just woken up from his sleep, and his consciousness was still a little unclear, slowly looked to his side.

Yu Bei, who was supposed to be on the upper bunk, appeared on his bed for some reason, and now he is still sleeping peacefully.And he was hugging Yu Bei tightly, using his limbs together, hanging on, or wrapping around Yu Bei's body like a ghost octopus.And his head rested on Yu Bei's chest, and there was a small, wet mark on his light blue pajamas.

It's so obscene!Xiao You wanted to slap himself twice!Deep in his heart, he tried to convince himself again with a little luck—how could I drool while sleeping hahahaha!Although in the dream it seems to be secreted a little bit because of the brain supplement eating fish, but!Dream!It's all the opposite!

Xiao You pulled his hand out of Yu Bei's pajamas expressionlessly.When his hand slid across the opponent's spine, Yu Bei also let out a faint grunt of unknown meaning, like spitting bubbles.

Xiao You took a deep breath and quickly evacuated from the crime scene.Standing beside the bed with a straight face shook Yu Bei awake.

When Yu Bei opened his sleepy eyes, he saw the upright Xiao You in front of him.

"Student Yu Bei. If you don't get up, you will be late."

Yu Bei yawned: "Thank you."

Xiao You: "You're welcome. This is what a good Chinese roommate should do."

Zhu Zhongli: "It should be done."

Yan Zhu looked at the big hole in Yu Bei's bed, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "It's too noisy."

Hearing this, Yu Bei raised his head, blushed, and looked at Xiao You with a guilty conscience: "I'm sorry. I'm too heavy. I collapsed the bed. Didn't press you down?"

Xiao You smiled slightly: "A good roommate in China will not care about such details. However, you should lose weight a little in the future."

"But he looks thinner than you!" Hao Qi muttered: "And the muscles are very well-proportioned. I also want to practice this kind of body that looks thin when I wear clothes, and has flesh when I take off my clothes."

Here, Yu Bei got up slowly, and Xiao You saw clearly the appearance of the upper berth.He is a little taller than Zhu Zhongli, his face is not as deep as Zhu Zhongli's, but not as feminine as Yan Zhu's. He has a rare temperament, and the aura around him is so strong that he can wear Pai Daxing's pajamas like a fairy. The style of the same style as yours is also very sour.

It's just that when he frowned and walked with his waist supported, Zhu Zhongli's suddenly realized expression made Xiao You want to rush up and punch him in the face. Yan Zhu lowered his head and pretended to look at the floor, but his eyes were always on Xiao You and Yu Bei's. Scan back and forth around the waist.Xiao You wanted to look up to the sky and scream "It's not what you think!" Hao Qi's mental activity was as vivid as it was written on his face, and he could tell at a glance that what he wanted to say was "You adults are so dirty".

It's just that as soon as Xiao You stretched out Erkang's hand to try to explain, the roommates rushed out of the room under the pretext of being late.Only Yu Bei was left holding his waist and sighing that he was really old and his waist was dying, and Xiao You was desolate and had no one to tell.

Open atmosphere is not good at all!My roommate is going to break through the atmosphere and rush out of the Milky Way, okay?Also, you're a monster, so it's fine to chase after fanboys, but what kind of B station do you go to find the fashion value!

Yu Bei glanced at Xiao You: "I just landed and I'm not used to walking. You go first, don't wait for me."

"It's okay, I'll go with you. At worst, I'll be a Didi Dabao." At this moment, Xiao You's heart is full of guilt. After all, it is true that he has slapped Yu Bei on a certain level, although the cause is that Yu Bei's bed has a big hole. It caused Yu Bei to fall from the upper bunk to the lower bunk, but Yu Bei didn't look like he was heavy enough to collapse a bed. This is probably because the school cut corners to save Lingshi.And Yu Bei was treated as a gay by his roommates while he was still unconscious, no matter how you think about it, it's unlucky enough.Even if I go to the classroom alone at this time, I will definitely be accused of being ruthless by the eyes of the group of roommates who have more brains than brains.It's better to wait for him to go together.

So in the end, the two of them still sat on the tricycle of Senior Brother Qian Bao and bumped all the way to the classroom.