Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

After eating, Yan Zhu took the two of them for a walk, familiarizing themselves with the terrain.I have to say that Yan Zhu is indeed a good tour guide. He is very familiar with Shanhai University, from how to copy the trails, where the scenery is good, and where the chances of meeting beautiful girls are high... Almost everything is known, and the few teaching assistants I met on the road Including the professor, they all seem to know Yan Zhu.Yan Zhu's explanation for this is that his guardian is a school employee and has been living in the family building.Some professors can even be said to have watched him grow up.

Xiao You felt a little strange.Guardians in the realm of comprehension are different from those in the human realm, and usually refer to monks who adopt and are responsible for supervising juveniles who are not of the same race.As far as he knows, the cultivation world has very strict requirements for guardians. The first condition is that the adoptee has no other immediate family members in this world and no one of the same clan is willing to adopt. Same-racial upbringing is more appropriate.In addition, the guardian's own conditions are also extremely difficult to meet.Although in the world of comprehension, many races including humans have the problem of low reproductive rate, adoption is not uncommon.However, there are very few guardians. There is even a conspiracy theory that the guardian policy is a big game played by the Alliance of Immortals.

For this statement, Xiao You's attitude is of course a hehe smile.Although a little curious, Xiao You would never take the initiative to ask about this kind of privacy issue, nor would he bother to gossip behind his back.

Shanhai University is really too big, even if you are a monk, it is quite hard to walk through it step by step. In order to avoid air traffic accidents, the school issued a flight restriction order, and students can only rely on some light and compact land travel methods. Of course, for some demon cultivators, there is a cheaper way: directly become a prototype, and run on all fours.Aquatic creatures are more unlucky. Many students who have not been transformed for a long time are not used to walking on land at all. What's more, they need to carry a water tank with them as an emergency measure when they are unwell.

What surprised Xiao You the most was that there was a leopard-headed Yaoxiu wearing a set of PUMA sportswear on the road, riding a magic weapon in the style of a three-wheeled cart. There was a large water tank on the cart, and a fat head fish.It's really a whole piece!prototype!He also propped his big head on the edge of the glass tank to watch the scenery, and his eyes are super cheap!It's as magical as the eyes of the dead fish on the dining table!

When Xiao You and his group passed by, Leopard Head greeted Yan Zhu very warmly.Fathead Fish snorted coldly from behind.Xiao You's whole body is not well, and he wants to drop out of school every minute.Is it okay to be like this every day in school?There will be no way to eat grilled fish properly in the future!

"Cut. Who is that dead fish? I really want to make him into sashimi." Hao Qi muttered.

"Don't underestimate that fish. He is rich." Yan Zhu said with a smile.

"It's just a fish, how can you get rich?" Hao Qi sneered disdainfully: "Swim to Japan and make yourself sushi?"

"Well, if you look at the wealth in the cultivation world, it's really not that great... But when it comes to wealth in the human world, no one in the younger generation can surpass him."

"Is he the boss of Wanda?" Xiao You couldn't help complaining.

Yan Zhu actually succeeded in getting this stalk, raised his sleeves and said with a light smile: "Although he is not a domineering president, he can be regarded as a national husband on another level. Don't look at him...uh, the main body looks like this, after transforming, In fact, he is an idol who fascinates thousands of girls! Maybe you have seen the TV series he acted in..."

"Stop, stop." Xiao You quickly waved his hand: "Don't tell me. I guess I will not be able to resist hiring a water army to hack him [-] times under his Weibo. Also, I want to complain It's been a long time, why does a leopard wear Puma clothes?"

"You mean Qian Bao? The clothes were given by others. In fact, he is quite business-minded. For example, Didi Dabao is his entrepreneurial project. It is quite popular. You can try it if you are interested. Anyway, the price Not expensive."

I always feel that he not only plagiarized Didi Taxi, but also played Wu Song Fighting Tiger badly.Xiao You couldn't look up at the sky.He, Xiao You, a man who lives in the city, can he really survive until graduation safely in Shanhai University, where strange flowers and thunders fly together, and collapse and perversion coexist?

In other words, should I call my mother and tell her to watch less idol dramas?Thinking that his mother might be infatuated with that fat-headed fish, Xiao You felt that the phantom limb was so painful that he couldn't breathe.

When they returned to the dormitory, the dormitory lights were on.Probably another roommate arrived.

Pushing open the door, sure enough there was already someone on the upper bunk of the bed opposite Xiao You, sitting on the edge of the bed with their legs crossed.It was Zhu Zhongli. He was slender and dark-skinned, but his hair and pupils were pale gold. His hair was slightly long and tied into a ponytail at the back of his head, but he was rarely feminine, probably because of his temperament. It's really manly.His luggage is almost packed, but there are still some of his things piled up on the table in the middle of the dormitory, such as PS3, IPAD, Gunpla, beautiful girl figures and so on.Xiao You couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, well, this demon cultivator is quite fashionable.

Zhu Zhongli casually pointed to a big box on the table: "I brought you some specialties from my hometown. You can open it and eat."

Xiao You couldn't help but his eyes lit up, he is so loyal, this buddy.Xiao You's brows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and he was the first one to rush over to pick up the pile of food: "Thank you, brother."

"It's okay, it's all local products anyway. I'm tired of eating it myself, as long as you like it?"

Yan Zhu lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked tentatively, "Have you joined the Shanhai family group yet?"

Zhu Zhongli nodded: "Yeah. I'm that Zhongshan souvenir agent."

Over there, Xiao You pawed for a while, then suddenly turned around, and asked with a confused face, "Zhongli, where did you put your seafood?"

Zhu Zhongli was stunned: "I came from a mountain. How can I give you seafood as a souvenir? They are all mountain delicacies."

"It's weird. I could smell the smell of seafood as soon as I entered the room. It's fresh and fragrant... No, it seems to be on the other side of the door." Xiao You followed the smell to the door and stopped on his own. In the aisle between Zhu Zhongli and the bed, his face suddenly became ugly.He looked up, "Could it be..."

Xiao You's upper bunk bed was tightly wrapped in a quilt, and he looked like a person!

The smell of freshness that is so delicious is coming from here.

The ball of quilt arched, and only half of his face slowly emerged.The man's eyes were horribly bright, and Xiao You was standing by the bed, looking into his eyes.

"Hi, my name is Yu Bei, and I'm your upper bunk."