Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

For the swimming competition, Xiao You specially took half a day off to watch it.

No way, who asked Yu Bei to participate.Thinking of Yu Bei who might be able to see the swimsuit, Xiao You's heart was turbulent.I don't know what kind of swimsuit it will be hehehe, but it must be a close-fitting one anyway hehehe, just thinking about it makes me excited!But selfishly speaking, Xiao You is more looking forward to wearing a pair of swimming trunks than a professional swimsuit that is tightly wrapped like "shark skin"... I feel so excited when I think about it!

"You have a nosebleed." Zhu Zhongli said.

"What?" Xiao You hurriedly wiped it with a piece of paper, and said guiltily, "It's probably because the weather is too hot hahahaha."

"The environmental adjustment circle in the school is not a decoration. You were thinking about something obscene just now, weren't you?"

"I, I, I... I don't. It should be that the food is a little angry." The more Xiao You explained, the more he felt that he lacked confidence.

Zhu Zhongli said sadly: "You are imagining what Lao Yu looks like in a swimsuit. I misread you, Xiao You, and I didn't expect you to be so dirty!"

Unexpectedly, Zhu Zhongli could guess so accurately, Xiao You was speechless.

Zhu Zhongli came over suddenly, looked happily at Xiao You's face flushed from nervousness and embarrassment, and then gave a thumbs up: "Young man, don't be afraid, pollution is also the ability to maintain world peace. Come on, I support you. "

"Support... why do you support me!"

"Why are you so reserved at this time, don't you like Lao Yu?"

"I like it purely!"

"Oh?" Zhu Zhongli elongated his tone: "Do you dare to say that you don't have Xiao Xiang's body?"

Xiao You was taken aback for a moment, as if he was fascinated by Lao Yu's body. After all, such a big piece of seafood is very attractive. When he thought of the unusually elastic and delicious meat of the big fish, he felt overwhelmed... Although he was indeed coveting Lao Yu. body but always feel as if something is wrong?However, this kind of sentence is always used in the novel to describe the kind of thing that makes people feel shy and blush, and cannot be elaborated otherwise, otherwise it will be harmonized... Xiao You fell into a deep entanglement in his own cognition, and finally said hesitatingly: " That's right..."

Zhu Zhongli patted Xiao You on the shoulder with an "I understand" expression on his face: "That's it. Your liking for him is obviously the kind of liking you want to experience the great harmony of life together!"

"What the hell is the great harmony of life?! I haven't thought of that level yet! By the way, you are not only chasing fans, but also seeing if Liang Yusheng has dabbled too much?"

"Look, as soon as you are shy, you will start the sub-mode of complaining."

"Even if you say that... But Yu Bei has feelings for me as a revolutionary comrade!" Xiao You said a little dejectedly.

Zhu Zhongli shook his index finger: "You are so naive. Revolutionary comrades are very highly regarded and have a very close relationship. You see, "Shajiabang", "Song of Youth", and "Lin Haixueyuan" are all revolutionary comrades Together, it shows that comradeship can be further sublimated. And Lao Yu also likes you very much, he has no love experience at all, you just need to use more snacks, won't you eat him to death?"

"You dabbled in even the model dramas, and I'm already overwhelmed, but it sounds so reasonable... Wait! You said that Yu Bei has never been in a relationship? But isn't he very old?"

"Before he can transform into a human form, do you think Kunpeng's size can find a sex partner?"

"What about after he takes shape?"

"Everyone rumors that he is the Great Iceberg Demon King... No one dares. In the past, there was a Demon Lord who ran to seek dual cultivation, and then disappeared from then on."

"Damn it's so scary!"

"Calm down, it's not what the rumors say! That Demon Lord caught up with Yu Bei after a meeting with big bosses in the cultivation world, but she didn't know that Lao Yu would change his form when the season changed, so she ran to the beach to wait, In the end, it was blown away by the airflow when Lao Yu was taking off, and Lao Yu didn’t know about it. And the demon king’s whereabouts are not completely unknown, it is said that she is now settled in Antarctica and raising penguins.”

"But we still have a lot of problems." Xiao You counted on his fingers: "Age, identity, cultivation..."

Zhu Zhongli looked at him with blank eyes: "You didn't take gender into account at all, you really weren't straight in the first place, right?"

"I don't care about it myself, but can Yu Bei accept it? If the only Kunpeng bloodline is broken in my hands, I think the Immortal League will collectively hunt and kill me."

Zhu Zhongli sneered: "As long as Lao Yu agrees to this matter, the League of Immortals can't stop it at all. Age and identity don't matter at all, and feelings are just a matter between two people. Cultivation is also a problem, maybe There will be hidden dangers in safety, and it will be inconvenient for everyone at the time, but if it doesn’t work, you can double cultivate, Lao Yu’s spiritual power is so pure, as long as you work hard, three months of Jindan and one year of Nascent Soul may not be a dream.”

Xiao You nodded: "That's right. By the way, do you have dual cultivation skills?"

"..." Zhu Zhongli was stunned for a moment, and then slowly said: "Where did that innocent young man go just now? Is it really okay to ask me to practice dual exercises in a blink of an eye?"

"Don't discriminate against Shuangxiu. Readers will not be happy with novels about comprehension without Shuangxiu. Shuangxiu is to Xiuzhen like Kangxi is to ABO."

"I can get the dual cultivation method, but do you want the upper one or the lower one?"

Xiao You was taken aback for a moment: "It's me who wants to overthrow Lao Yu."

"With all due respect, I personally think you are suffering."

Xiao You had an incredulous expression on his face: "But now the trend is to go downhill!"

"The source of your self-confidence is a bit subtle..."

"That's not the point. As long as we can be together, be happy. The most important thing is to live harmoniously."

"You can be more straightforward and say how you feel comfortable." Zhu Zhongli suggested.

"You are too straightforward!"

Many people have gathered around the venue of the swimming competition.The previous group of competitions was still in progress, and Yu Bei and the contestants in the same group were preparing for activities on the other side.

Xiao You pushed aside the crowd and walked over excitedly, full of anticipation to see some scene that would make people blush and heartbeat.Unexpectedly, Yu Bei was still wearing the black uniform of the Security Council. Compared with participating athletes, he looked more like a student of the Republic of China.Yu Bei saw Xiao You also coming forward, with a smile on his lips.

"You didn't change your clothes?"

"It's okay, no need." Xiao You saw that the other monks in the same group were also wearing ordinary clothes.Probably because it is not easy for the human race to dominate in events like swimming, and the main participants are all kinds of aquatic creatures.Sure enough, I was brainwashed by watching too many live TV broadcasts. Why does a demon cultivator need a swimsuit for swimming?Although he probably knew that Kunpeng was huge in size, his speed didn't seem to have any special advantage. Thinking of this, Xiao You couldn't help but feel a little sweat for Yu Bei.Thinking of what Zhu Zhongli said before, Xiao You plucked up the courage to give Yu Bei a hug, and stammered, "Then, you... Come on! I will... watch you."

Yu Bei was a little surprised, he was taken aback for a moment and then gently hugged back: "Yes. I will."

The notification sounded: "Please prepare for the sixth group, please prepare for the sixth group."

Xiao You reluctantly let go and watched Yu Bei leave.There is still his warmth on his hand... As expected of Kunpeng, it really feels great in the hand!

Zhu Zhongli, who had been pretending not to exist before, finally went online, and silently handed Xiao You a tissue: "Wipe your nosebleed. Your current persona has collapsed into an idiot."

Xiao You's face was turbulent: "I think this is the feeling of love."

At the same time, Xiao Shan was holding down the fat cat Rhubarb desperately: "Calm down! Rhubarb! This is not an aquatic product market!"

Rhubarb mourned unwillingly: "Looking at groups of fresh aquatic products but can only eat canned cat food, what's the point of such a cat life? Let me jump into the water and drown!"

Xiao Shan picked up the rhubarb and smoothed its hair: "It's not bad if you don't get eaten by fish with your combat power. I'll go to the vegetable market to buy some ordinary fish for you to eat."

Rhubarb: "Then I want to eat white strips with chicken sauce."

Xiao Shan gritted his teeth: "Okay."

With the referee's whistle sounded.

The sixth group of players jumped into the water together.

The commentary on the high viewing platform also started his own work: "The sixth group of contestants are demon cultivators. Like the previous contestants, they all chose to use the prototype or semi-prototype competition strategy. We saw that the No. [-] contestant is Black fish, No. [-] is the Chinese sturgeon, and No. [-] is the red carp. They have already started to swim forward. No. [-]... No. [-] contestant has not yet finished transforming."

At this time, Xiao You looked at the white light on the water in silence... Is this the mosaic of the holy light when he transformed?The other three swimmers had already swam quite a distance before Yu Bei could finally take shape.The audience exclaimed one after another: "My God! What kind of fish is this!" "It's so big!"

The narrator looked at the data coming from ahead, and his mood was more complicated.But his professional ethics made him tremblingly tell the latest feedback: "According to the rule that touching the finish line with the front part of the body is the arrival, player No. [-]...has reached the finish line first."

The audience gasped: In other words, the length of the No. [-] prototype reached the length of the track!And this track set up for cultivators is not usually long.But it's also controversial: Is it against the rules?

The commentator has never encountered such a weird way to win the championship, so he can only say with a sad face: "This is the first time this kind of situation has been encountered in the competition, and the organizing committee is discussing the solution... Please wait patiently, and other players should not give up. Please swim patiently to the finish line first."

And Xiao You couldn't hear these words anymore, because when Xiao You saw Yu Bei's prototype (although he could only see part of it because of his limited vision), he passed out.

Before he passed out, the last thing he thought about was: This size...before the transformation, no wonder Zhu Gusheng!This size is impossible to match!

Note: The Great Harmony of Life is an implicit term for sex, which is often seen in Liang Yusheng's novels.

The author has something to say: Example: Great Harmony of Life:

In the dark, no, in the colorful world of their fantasies: they attain the great harmony of life.

——Liang Yusheng "Guangling Sword"

He was lying in Leng Bing'er's arms like a child, and the two of them were like drinking alcohol, like traveling in space.I really don't know what else is there in the world besides the two of them. In the mutual sympathy and sympathy, the two have achieved the great harmony of life.

——Liang Yusheng "Fingering Thunder"

With a gesture of his hand, he turned off the light. In the darkness, the two of them achieved great harmony in life!

——Liang Yusheng "Dragon and Tiger Fighting Jinghua"

Model dramas and red narratives also have love scenes, such as Shao Jianbo and Little White Pigeon in Linhaixueyuan, which are typical narratives of gifted scholars and beautiful ladies.In addition, although director Tsui Hark's "Taking Tiger Mountain Out of Wisdom" focuses on Yang Zirong, the most sullen setting in the novel is actually Shao Jianbo.