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Yu Bei failed the physical examination.

Xiao You was stunned when he heard the news: Are you kidding me?The roommates also said that there must be a shady scene, maybe Long Qingtian played tricks behind the scenes.Hao Qi gave full play to his rich experience in reading mystery novels, and proposed N kinds of crime methods for Long Qingtian, but the motive of committing the crime was inexplicable.So Yan Zhu, who was writing a manuscript for the school magazine next to him, put down his pen and also participated in the discussion.

According to Yan Zhu's understanding, a strong man like Long Qingtian has a feeling of sympathy for Yu Bei, and this feeling has deteriorated during the long-term gaze, becoming a deeper and more obscure emotion, but Xiao You's appearance made him feel extremely angry And suffering, he thought that Yu Bei had betrayed him, so he wanted to do everything possible to get revenge.

This story won unanimous praise from Zhu Zhongli and Fenrir.But considering the two people's love for Danbi fanben, Xiao You thinks that their praise is not worth adopting.Although the previous post was popular, the relationship between Fenrir and the Sphinx is not as good as everyone's replies guessed.Sphinx is resistant to family marriage, while Fenrir is entangled in the true gender of Sphinx. His explanation is: "Although I don't mind whether my partner is male or female, after all, I may be able to get a child." Potion, but—I have to at least figure out how I should position myself." Sphinx refused to answer, and beat Fenrir with a feather pillow. In the end, Fenrir was unscathed, and Sphinx But because of a muscle strain, he was lying in the school hospital, and was admitted to the same ward as Mr. Yuan.When he was discharged from the hospital, Sphinx could already recite the last 1 digits of pi.The revenge of the Sphinx is that Fenrir watched "The Avengers". When Loki was beaten by the Hulk, Fenrir cried bitterly.But when he made up Thor 2 and [-] the next day, he began to buy Hammer-based fanbooks on a large scale.

In the end, it was Xiao You who compared the performance standards of the physical test one by one to save everyone from the growing brain hole.

Although Yu Bei passed the long jump, his long-distance running performance was not good.After all, the desert terrain was too cruel for him.But the biggest problem lies in the neglected BMI: height to weight ratio.

Because Yu Bei took the physical test in human form.So when calculating, the school naturally used his humanoid height, but his weight didn't change much.Therefore, Yu Bei was judged to be very obese and lost a lot of points in the height-to-weight ratio.

After Xiao You pointed out this bug to the school, Yu Bei's physical test results were revised to pass.In order to eat and eat happily, everyone took this little episode as a reason to have a meal together, and ate a big meal to their hearts' content.After Fenrir casually revealed Xiao You's half-human, half-gluttonous identity, everyone simply played a game of guessing identities. The identities of Zhu Zhongli and Yu Bei were quickly guessed. Zhu Jiuyin was coaxed and pushed to the position of dormitory head.After learning that there was another member of the "Four Evils" in the dormitory, Hao Qi finally mustered up the courage to admit that he was Qiong Qi.

Of course, complaints are unavoidable: "I'm so afraid that the dormitory is normal and monsters will discriminate against fierce beasts. Damn it turned out to be a walking natural disaster!" But Yan Zhu didn't guess it, and Yan Zhu himself wondered: "My name It’s already been spoiled, but no one of you guessed it?”

"What?"

"Yan Zhu turn it upside down, Zhu Yan." After Yan Zhu finished speaking, everyone fell into an awkward silence.Zhu Yan...what did it come from?Yangyang China is really vast and rich in resources, and there are many kinds of monsters. Even the old monsters may not be able to recognize all races. After all, everyone is not a monster biology major.

In the end, Du Niang and WiFi worked together to save the atmosphere.

Xiao You looked at the phone screen and raised his forehead and sighed: "It's still a beast for a long time. Bai Xueji's revelation is really reliable. No wonder Long Qingtian wants you to join the Security Council as thugs."

Hao Qi: "How about yourself?"

Xiao You: "Although I eat a lot, I have such a pure personality! Every time you go on a mission, you all roll up your sleeves. I'm the only one who will try to influence you with words, okay?"

Zhu Zhongli made up the knife leisurely: "Although it didn't succeed once."

Xiao You: "At least I have a peace-loving heart. Speaking of which, Yu Bei has a very good personality—what kind of expression is this? Am I wrong?"

Yan Zhu pressed Hao Qi's shoulder, and taught him earnestly: "It's called beauty in the eye of the beholder, and it will be the same when you fall in love in the future." Hao Qi looked at Xiao You, then at Yu Bei, holding back Say a sentence: "Then I'll be single for the rest of my life."

Xiao You: "I think you guys really think too much."

Yan Zhu: "Then are you straight or crooked?"

Xiao You hesitated: "This... This is not the point. But I really like Lao Yu, he is very nice, and he is still my top berth."

Yu Bei patted his head, and said calmly: "Well, I like you quite a bit too." The temperature of Yu Bei's palm made Xiao You feel a little hot, but the feeling of being stroked by someone - a subtle pleasure ah.Think about it, Mr. Shangpu can be considered tall, rich and handsome. The prototype of Kunpeng must be big enough and tall enough. This level of cultivation can be regarded as the top one in the current cultivation world. As for being handsome—I vaguely remember the last time The meat of the big fish in the dream is elastic and smooth.But Xiao You suddenly thought with annoyance that according to the age difference between the two parties, Yu Bei probably viewed himself the same way Uncle Zhang at the entrance of the village saw the children in the next door... Even the booing of other people failed to make him recover from his depression. Excessive.It wasn't until Fenrir howled excitedly and shouted the slogan "Lovewins" excitedly that Xiao You suddenly woke up from his messy thoughts: So what the hell was he thinking about just now? I feel so ashamed!How can I make up my mind and even want to go to the bunk?It's so dirty!

Xiao You looked at Yu Bei with a guilty conscience: he still had a slumped face as usual, quite the demeanor of an outsider.Thinking of the brain hole just now, Xiao You felt his face became hotter.

Zhu Zhongli pointed out mercilessly: "Look, your face is blushing."

Xiao You said stubbornly: "I drink easily on my face."

Hao Qi squinted his eyes and looked at the table: "I just ate a bowl of glutinous glutinous rice balls, who is fooling me?"

Yu Bei turned sideways and squeezed Xiao You's red ears: "Well, he drank too much."

The others looked at him together.Yu Bei didn't change his face: "I have passed the inspection."

Fenrir suddenly realized and clapped his hands: "It turns out that you can experience it like this when you are drunk!" After speaking, he sighed: "Chinese culture is really broad and profound."

Yu Bei added: "Only Chinese drinks."

Fenrir took out his small notebook and took notes seriously.Impressed by Fenrir's earnest attitude of studying, Yan Zhu took out his mobile phone and silently posted an anonymous post: Roommates are so easy to cheat, how can this be done?urgent!Wait online.

Zhu Zhongli stretched out his index finger and shook it: "Back to the topic. You haven't explained clearly yet, what is the situation of liking?"

Xiao You: "It's normal for roommates to love each other directly. Don't you think poisoning is the norm in university dormitories?"

Yu Bei nodded: "Yes, gay love."

Xiao You stared at him with wide eyes.

Note:

"Shan Hai Jing Xi Shan Jing" has a cloud: "260 miles to the west, it is called Mount Zhu. There is a beast on it, which looks like a cow and a hedgehog. It is called Qiongqi, and its sound is like a dog. It is a cannibal." " "Historical Records of Justice" quotes "Shen Yi Jing": "There are beasts in the northwest, which look like tigers, have wings and can fly, and they cannibalize people. They know people's words. When they hear people fighting, they eat straight ones. When they hear people's loyalty, they eat their noses. Hearing that people are vicious and rebellious, he kills beasts and feeds them back, and it is called Qiongqi." This is called a great evil beast.

One of Qiongqi's characteristics is that he likes to punish the good and promote the evil, so Hao Qi can only argue against the opponent, and he will be discouraged if he fights the affirmative.I like to read mystery novels because I am keen on the crime descriptions in them. Of course, he rejects the endings of most mystery novels, but he likes Agatha very much, especially the ending of "Murder on the Orient Express" and "There Were None". Judge here.

According to the "Shan Hai Jing Xi Shan Jing": "Four hundred miles to the west, it is called Xiaoci Mountain. There are many white jades on it, and red copper on the bottom. There are beasts, which look like apes, with white heads and bare feet. Zhu Yan, if you see it, you will be a soldier.