Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

Although I don't know why my mother is mysteriously kind to Yu Bei, but under my mother's orders, the group of people slipped out of the house to go shopping, and they even took a stroll.Tao Yetti expressed regret that Yiye could not eat, but considering the difference in cultivation, she had to give in to reality, although her excuse was: "You must be very old if you are so old."

As for Mianye's past, Tao Yetti calmly stated that she has a way to solve Mianye's heart disease, just let Xiao You feel at ease.

"Take your classmates out for a stroll. It's a rare time to come. There are still many interesting things in the human world."

"Wait, aren't we together?"

"Let's go to buy cosmetics, why don't you join in the fun, and play." Tao Yetti waved his hand.

Although I am happy to be alone with the upper bunk, but I always feel that there is something wrong with this reason.

"Where do you want to go?" Xiao You asked.

Yu Bei thought for a while: "I want to buy the mobile phone you mentioned last time."

The two of them hadn't walked a few steps on the first floor of the shopping mall when they were stopped by a boy with a mischievous eyebrow: "Handsome guy, do you still remember me?"

Yu Bei looked at Xiao You.The little brother took another step forward: "You don't even remember me?" Xiao You wondered who you are, and pulled Yu Bei to turn his head to leave. Design? Now our director has just returned from further studies in France, and can give you free modeling design."

Xiao You glanced at him, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "Sorry, I can't speak Chinese." Taking advantage of the time when the boy in the hair salon was in a daze, he hurriedly took Yu Bei away.

"That is?"

Xiao You waved his hand, "The barber shop attracts customers. There is a barber shop under this shopping mall that is particularly pitiful. Old fools spend money to apply for a card. There are quite a lot of them now. When you meet someone on the road who takes the initiative to strike up a conversation, be careful. .Although they can't do anything about you, but the cultivation world is currently under strict control.

Xiao You, who avoided the washing, cutting and blowing brother, didn't know that after they left, the little brother successfully blocked and fooled a thin and thin customer.The customer who claimed to be from Huangshan, Anhui was so honest and dull that the little brother almost thought that he could get more commissions for overfulfilling the task today.But in the end, the chief designer in the store who asked for 1888 broke six scissors and failed to cut a lock of hair from his head.In the end, he could only stare dumbfounded at the sight of the other party taking out six pairs of identical scissors from his pocket to accompany the store, and then drifted away, leaving only the stunned barber and the crying hair salon brother.

"Xi Yangyang...isn't it good for us to do this?" The prototype is a young man standing next to a KFC with a big rock on Huangshan Mountain and making a phone call.On the screen, Xi Yangyang looked impatient: "I went to shear the sheep last time...ah, when I had no hair, I was forced to buy a 3000 yuan VIP, but in the end, I ended up cutting all my hair bald, which hurt me a lot." Wearing a hat for two months in hot weather, every time I go to clubs, I get complained by three fat real people like a terminally ill Korean drama heroine in cosplay, can't I take revenge?"

"The human scissors are all cut..."

"What's wrong with the gap? It's good that I didn't send Longquan there. Oh, right. How is the task you've been asked to do? Is Xiao You with Yu Bei?"

"Yes. I projected my consciousness onto the floor tiles of the entire shopping mall, and I can see it clearly..." As he was speaking, Huang Shi looked at a well-dressed young girl next to him.

Xi Yangyang's face darkened: "Fuck! Your surname Huang is really yellow, isn't it? Did you peep from the floor under the girl's skirt? Abnormal! Do you know that you are finished if you are caught by the security picket team What's more, you are still a student at Shanda University, Long Qingtian knows that you must be skinned!"

"I have no skin, only earth."

"You don't know Long Qingtian too well. He is the most troublesome person. In your situation, you must move your prototype stone to the landmark of the scenic spot. In less than three months, you will be able to write XXX all over your body and visit here .”

Huang Shi's scalp became numb when he heard it, and he quickly waved his hands: "I don't want to read it. Now they are on the elevator, and they seem to be going to buy a mobile phone. But why do you have to check these two?"

"Isn't this a search for the bottom line? Xiao You must be drawn into our club, but they seem to be getting very close. I'm afraid that if I accidentally offend that master, we will be finished."

At this time, Xiao You and Yu Bei were choosing a mobile phone.

Clerk: "Yes, this is the new fruit 6. Would you like to try it?" After that, he handed the prototype to Yu Bei.

Yu Bei: "Only one button?"

"This is a touch screen..." Xiao You took the mobile phone to demonstrate: "Speaking of which, when was the last time you came here? It feels like a long time?"

"It seems to be...in [-] or [-], it seemed to be called Big Brother back then."

The clerk raised his head in bewilderment, looked at Yu Bei seriously, and asked, "Brother, where did you get a face lift? I also want to make one for my wife."

Xiao You: "Actually, this is done by practicing Qigong, do you believe it?"

The clerk was stunned.

With a dark face, Xiao You handed the phone to Yu Bei: "You try."

Yu Bei stretched out his finger and slid.

Kara.The phone split in two following the trajectory of his fingers.

Clerk: "Oh shit! This skill! Awesome! Is it a yang finger?"

Xiao You: "You are quite familiar with Tianlong Babu..."

The clerk slapped his thigh: "That's not true! I don't just watch martial arts, I also write!"

"Go to the account first." Yu Bei said to the clerk, then turned to Xiao You and asked, "Is there any firmer one?"

Xiao You: "Do you still have Nokia in your shopping mall?"

Finally, the clerk rummaged through the warehouse, only to find a Nokia flip phone that was backlogged in the corner.The boss glanced at it, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Come on, just treat it as a gift for buying iPhone6plus."

In another city, Zhu Zhongli was wandering around the comic exhibition with great interest.

"This LoveLive Lily book is really good. Please give me two copies from each CP."

And Hao Qi followed behind extremely depressed: "Why should I accompany you to the comic exhibition?"

"It looks weird for school-age children to walk around alone during class. You don't have to worry about traffickers, but it's better to keep a low profile. Besides, isn't it appropriate to watch cartoons at your age?"

"A lot of people who still like beautiful girl groups are not qualified to say me. By the way...these idols are only in their teens and 20s, don't you think your behavior looks like a pervert?"

"It's better for children to be optimistic, and don't always look at adults with dirty eyes."

"I want you to take care of it!"

Zhu Zhongli said casually while choosing the peripherals: "But I really need to find you. The friends I met on the Internet were originally going to participate in the cosplay competition held by the event party, but two members went out to play a few days ago and got injured. Legs. It just so happens that you and I each have a role."

"Wait, can't you say it earlier? I haven't prepared anything yet. No! Why should I help you?"

"I can show kindness and accept you as a younger brother."

"Who wants to be your younger brother! I'm one of the four evils—" The voice stopped abruptly, Hao Qi curled his lips: "I won't. I'm not prepared either."

"It's okay, I'll send you a picture of the character design, and then I can go to the bathroom and cast a spell to change the shape. Be good."

"Don't touch my head! Your uncle!"

"Well, I'm your uncle."