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Xiao You was dumbfounded: "It's not a magic mirror, it's a grinding mirror... So Xiaoqing likes Bai Suzhen?"

Li Yi walked out slowly: "Exactly."

Xiao You glanced at Jiuzhen, who was crying loudly, with complicated emotions: "Could it be that Jiuzhen looks like the legendary White Snake?"

Yan Yan shook her head: "As long as it is a good-looking girl, I like it very much. But I still like Sister Bai the most. You men, you only judge people based on impressions. A real beauty depends on distinguishing the distribution of muscles, bones and muscles." recognized."

Just as Xiao You wanted to say that the shape of Jiuzhen couldn't see the face clearly at all, he suddenly understood.Feelings, this green snake girl, touched it directly.Lighting a candle silently for Jiuzheng in his heart, Xiao You coughed twice, and said the lines he was told before: "Senior, now the world of comprehension has entered the primary stage of a harmonious society through continuous efforts. A relatively complete legal system has been established. According to the resolution of the No. 11 general meeting of the League of Immortals, every cultivator must be registered in the register in order to apply for a job and live normally. For those who have been isolated for a long time, they need to accept according to the arrangement Compulsory education, learning basic social knowledge. So..."

"Household registration, right? That's not a problem. Speaking of which, I used to be a Fangguo household. But..." Yan Yi sneered: "That's all. I'm too lazy to read those rotten things. Besides..." Li Yi glanced at him: "How lacking are you, let you, a young man who is about to integrate, come and tell me?"

"He is my roommate, and also a friend worthy of my brother. If calculated in this way, his seniority is higher than yours." Yu Bei interjected casually.Xiao You secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Mian Ye was obviously picking on the thorns. After all, from the perspective of cultivation, Xiao You was the weakest here, and she was suppressed by her seniority, and Xiao You was not easy to refute.So no matter who said this, she will find fault with Xiao You.But Yu Bei's words, although a bit rascal, can still stop Yi Ye.Xiao You held Yu Bei's hand, rubbed his fingertips against his palm, and showed him a grateful smile, Yu Bei also raised the corners of his mouth and smiled back.

However, at this moment, Yi Yi's heart was broken.

Hey!What the hell!

I just retreated for 800 years!Why has the world changed so much?Even if the West Lake becomes crowded, I can bear the gold-plated Leifeng Pagoda.If I can't fly, I won't say anything.But, Lao Yu!Why has your style of painting become so approachable?Where is the cold and dignified face that only interacted with the major bosses in the cultivation world back then?What about the cold and elegant you said?What about being taciturn and solitary?What the hell is it to be called a brother?

The chief disciple of the Kunlun Sword Sect back then, and the future successor to the head, just said that he wanted to make friends with Lao Yu, but he was cruelly rejected!Back then, there was a leader of the evil faction who recommended himself as a pillow mat to cultivate with Lao Yu, but he was directly blasted to the extreme south by an air current!Now their whereabouts are unknown!Although brother matching is not the same as these properties, it is still so weird.

Yiye shivered.It must be the wrong way for me to get out, she thought.

"I just don't want to go to school. Besides, I have to find Sister Bai." She said weakly.

"You can find it yourself after completing the formalities," Yu Bei said.

"I don't think I need to go to school, look...my cultivation has already..."

"Zhu Jiuyin and I are both freshmen entering this year."

"It's useless to study."

"If you don't study, you won't be able to find a job. Xiao You, tell her about the employment report released by the League of Immortals this year."

Xiao You was taken aback, who remembers this stuff.He looked at Yu Bei's paralyzed face, but he also understood.Anyway, Yi Ye didn't know, so he could just say something to scare her, then cleared his throat, and said solemnly: "Now that you are employed, it's not enough to have a realm, but you have to be a professional counterpart with outstanding expertise. The employment rate of the university with the highest comprehensive ranking is also unsatisfactory. The employment rate of undergraduates is only 69.2%. The employment rate of other ordinary key universities is only 54.5%. Without a diploma, it is almost impossible to find a job. Take the Kunlun Sword School as an example. The recruitment standard also requires a master's degree, and learning from books. Given your current situation, the careers that are more suitable for you are probably community property management, security, cleaning and pet breeders. If you don't understand, you can read this." Xiao You looked sincere He handed it "Cultivation Realm's New Chinese Dictionary" to Mianye, and Miya flipped through it, his face livid.

Yu Bei made up the knife in time: "If I'm not mistaken, your current cultivation should be used for some special means. Although it seems that the realm is high, but the actual level of performance, I am afraid that it will be lowered by a level or two. "

This sentence hit the sore spot of Xi Yao, and she put down the book.After a long silence, he sighed: "Forget it. Whatever you want. But I still want to see them first."

"Okay." Unexpectedly, Yu Bei agreed.

"How is she doing now? And him? Are they still together?"

"Go and see for yourself and you will know."

On the way, Yi Ye was always pale and looked very tired.Xiao You asked about her condition, but she declined the request to take a break, insisting on seeing her old friend as soon as possible.But Xiao You is actually more nervous, because they are actually in Yu Bei's pocket now.According to the traffic control law, unauthorized flying is absolutely prohibited, but there are policies and countermeasures are not only the tradition of the human world, their method is that Xiao You and Yan Yi use magic to shrink their bodies and fly away disguised as belongings by Yu Bei .It seems that because of Yu Bei's special status, there is a certain number of free application-free flights available every year. This year's share has not been used up, so he simply used it.

Xiao You was nervous on the one hand because he was afraid of being stopped by the air traffic police on the road, and on the other hand... this is too crazy.Just when Xiao You felt that he needed a dog leash, Yu Bei suddenly said slowly, "Finally we've reached the stratosphere."

So... it seems that there is no difference between flying and flying.

"Do you know Yu Bei?" Taking advantage of the relatively calm moment, Xiao You asked this question that he had been curious about for a long time.

Li Yi raised her head in doubt: "Of course. How could someone not know Yu Bei?"

"What?"

"Aren't you his friend? Don't you know his identity?"

This time, it was Xiao You's turn to be speechless.He really doesn't know.I don't know why, but I feel a little bit stuck.Long Qingtian, Zhu Zhongli, and now Yan Ye, they all seem to have known Yu Bei for many years.Although I am Yu Bei's lower bunk, but because the upper bunk collapsed and has not been repaired for a long time, I share the same bed with Yu Bei every day, and often unconsciously make some shy gestures of hugging and hugging in my sleep.However, this is of no use.I don't understand the upper bunk at all.

He said dejectedly, "It's okay, I'll wait for him to tell—"

"Hahahaha!" Li Yiqing Snake laughed out of shape: "You don't even know that he is the legendary Kunpeng! What's wrong with the current cultivation world?"

"Wait a minute...you say it again?"

"I mean, Lao Yu, he is Kunpeng. The Kunpeng is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, and it turned into a bird. The Kunpeng is named Peng! The name is so obvious, didn't you expect it?" Yi Ye has already bent over with a smile.Xiao You couldn't laugh.

There are fish in the dark north.Yubei, Yubei.

All the dots are connected together: old enough to review history by diary, own seafood smell, overweight to the point that the bed collapses, looks like aquatic products but can fly after a long time, is especially popular with Long Qingtian, The realm is high... It's all because he is Kunpeng!

Wait, Xiao You, calm down.It seems that there is something important.Write a formula first and calm down.

Known: My upper berth is Kunpeng, and my opposite berth is Zhu Jiuyin.According to Bai Xueji's revelation, among the freshmen this year, there are heavyweight players.Well, that's right, both of them should be quite heavy. In terms of prototype, Lao Yu is fatter.This year there are still two of the four murderers.It is said that more troublesome students may be assigned to the same dormitory.

Ask: What will my college life be like?

Xiao You looked at the conditions and problems, and was silent for a long time.

"I choose... a dog leash," he said softly.

The author has something to say: It is recorded in "Xiaoyaoyou" that "there is a fish in the North, and its name is Kun. The size of Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; when it turns into a bird, its name is Peng, and the back of Peng is unknown." It flies for thousands of miles, flying in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky."