Shanhai University Safe Study Guide
Chapter 1 Admission Notice
Standing at Beijing West Railway Station, Xiao You felt a little dizzy watching the crowds coming and going.The smell of □□ braised beef noodles in the air made him a little uncomfortable.
He dragged his suitcase and moved forward slowly among the crowded crowd. In his schoolbag was the admission letter of Shanda University, and there were many young faces around him who were also carrying bags. Looking at these strange people, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. I want to cry.
His parents advised him before coming here.His mother, Tao Yetti, ate the orange peeled by his father Xiao Yuanyao slowly, sitting on the sofa like Concubine Hua in the Legend of Zhen Huan, and sneered, "Isn't it because I didn't go to Chengkun University? What's so sad about it?" .Shandong University is my alma mater, so I think it’s pretty good. Could it be—you really want to be a swordsman? Besides, Shanda University doesn’t have a school of swordsmanship, and there are many students from Shushan Sword School who go to Shanda University.”
Xiao You curled his lips: "Shandong University is the headquarters of demon cultivators. I am a human cultivator, so of course I should go to Kunlun."
Tao Yetti squinted at him: "What's wrong with Kunlun? Look at your father, he is a real inner disciple of the Kunlun Sword Sect, and he is also a doctor of sword repair. What about now? You can even slice mutton, and the knife skills are not as good as downstairs Yang Guofu is Malatang."
Xiao Yuanyao chuckled, and peeled another orange for Tao Yetti.
"dad!"
Xiao Yuanyao looked at his precious son helplessly, and had no choice but to persuade him patiently: "It can't be helped. Who made you fail the college entrance examination. We can only let you go through special tricks, thanks to your mother's help from the school." Relationship. Otherwise, with your grades, you can only pay money to study in a second- and third-rate independent school. Harvard... No, it is Harbin Buddhist Institute. There are incentive policies, but there is a unified temple management. All the students are vegetarians, shave their heads and collect their mobile phones. The son of the old Wang family next door lost 30 pounds in a year, and whenever he has a chance to call, he will cry and tell his family that he wants to eat meat. Do you think you can do it?"
Xiao You fell silent.After a while, he murmured, "Then didn't I lose my memory before the exam?"
Tao Yetti smiled: "You still have the face to mention it. Our Tao family actually suffered from food poisoning after eating a foreign-style snack and fell into a coma. When we woke up, we didn't even remember who we were. Conscience, at least remember parents."
Xiao You was in a hurry: "It must be food poisoning. I think the taste is wrong. How can there be snacks that are so unpalatable."
Tao Yetti waved his hand: "You can say whatever you want. If you fail the exam, you will fail. It doesn't matter. Just don't use amnesia stalks next time, it's too bloody."
There is such a mother on Xiao You's booth whose vicious tongue is directly proportional to her beauty. Rao usually tears up with people on the Internet, and she is not as good as her own mother's casual words, which is more like a knowing blow. In the end, she can only rub the notice into her schoolbag Lie down angrily with his head covered.
Shanda University is not Shandong University, but Shanhai University.Of course, this Shanda University and that Shanda University overlap to a certain extent geographically.According to official information, Shanda is to promote the development of advanced mana in the cultivation world, and to cultivate talents with "specialized skills, modern knowledge, scientific magic, and integration into life" in the new stage, new era, and new background. At the same time, it responds to the cultivation world. It is an experimental comprehensive university established under the call of the Compulsory Education Popularization Law and directly under the Ministry of Education of the League of Immortals. It mainly undertakes personnel training, WTO training and magic research.However, due to historical reasons, the main source of students at Shanhai University comes from demon cultivators. The few human monks are mainly from the Shushan Sword Sect. Liuyao Guamen and so on.
When he reached the exit, Xiao You slowly took out the school badge of Shanda University from his pocket.The light blue spiritual power flowed quickly on the surface of the school badge, converging into a thin line, pointing to a certain direction among the crowd.Xiao You took a closer look and saw that it was a young man with yellow hair and pierced ears, and the aura of a demon cultivator was so carelessly exposed.The corner of Xiao You's mouth twitched. He took a closer look and found that the young man was fairly handsome, but his attire was a bit outrageous, and he felt a little out of the mainstream at the fringe of urban and rural areas.The other party seemed to have noticed him too, and waved his hand a little excitedly.
"Hello senior brother." Xiao You said politely.
The man was happy: "Come on, don't be so restrained. Our school has people of all ages. If you really want to count it, you can't tell the seniority, so everyone will simply be the same generation. You can call me Huangmaoer. By the way, what is your name?"
"My name is Xiao You. You are the tour guide."
Huang Mao smashed his mouth, and said with some emotion: "Xiao You. Good name, good name."
Xiao You was a little puzzled, what is the name of such a passer-by.Huang Mao led him forward from the crowd, and said as he walked, "Brother, you don't know. After the new policy came down, everyone gave themselves a name in order to register. People are okay, but demons are not. It really has all kinds of names. Xi Yangyang, money and treasure. Let’s just say that I picked up those two freshmen yesterday, one is Murong Jianguo and the other is Huangfu Tieniu.”
Xiao You was drinking a bottle of mineral water, and almost choked when he heard it.Now he understood that Xiao You was indeed a good name.Thanks to my parents for taking a little care when choosing the name, and didn't choose Xiao Xiaole or something, otherwise this childhood would be ruined.
"Wait a minute." Huang Mao stopped suddenly, "Another freshman has arrived and is nearby. Let's go pick him up together."
So Xiao You followed him again, unexpectedly there was already a circle of people there.Passers-by only dared to stand and watch.
Six burly men formed a circle, and from a distance it looked like a hill uprooted from a flat base.Xiao You stared at it for a long time before he saw that there was another person in the middle who looked more like a freshman. He was a little boy with a bun face, and he was carrying a red backpack like that of a Japanese elementary school student, and he was pulling a small Disney suitcase. A look of irritability.The voice is also soft and waxy, with a Taiwanese accent: "Brother, you are so annoying, I can go to school by myself."
The yellow hair over there has already approached, said a few words to a few fierce men, and then showed a sign, and the faces of those men softened, and they gave a few words to their little brother, and then walked away step by step. Before leaving, he did not forget to shout at the top of his voice: "Remember to carry forward the fine traditions of our family!" Huang Mao brought the little boys over and introduced them to each other: "This is Hao Qi, and this is Xiao You. Like me, you all belong to the Beast Academy of the Faculty of Demon Training. So we all go to the same area." "Wait a minute, I'm not a demon, I'm a human!" Xiao You stretched out Erkang's hand with a sad face.
"Oh, you city people just know how to play. How can you come to the beast house as a human being. Mixing humans and animals will cause big problems."
Xiao You reckoned that his mother must be playing a demon behind the scenes, and after evaluating his mother's fighting power against his father, he could only acquiesce with a bitter face.
Huang Mao took the two of them out of the station and turned into a McDonald's next to the 694 bus stop.
Xiao You subconsciously said, "I don't eat foreign fast food."
"The King of Yonghe is the entrance to Zhiyuan. Let's go closer from McDonald's." Huang Mao led the two of them to the bathroom.Before Xiao You could react, he entered a vertical passage, and the three of them entered a small capsule-like cabin, and went up with a swipe.Huangmao proudly said: "We are much better than Harry Potter. We have to change trains, which is inconvenient. Here we go directly!"
But the entrance of the house is a platform anyway, entering from the toilet of McDonald's, slightly drunk.Xiao You thought to himself.
Xiao You was still a little dizzy when he came out, and he was standing on the edge of an inverted cone-shaped empty island, and there were patches of clouds below.There is a signboard of Shanhai University standing in front of me, and the characters are written like dragons and phoenixes, in other words, you can do whatever you want.Take a look at the bottom, Ling Zhizi's question.Xiao You was a little emotional, and looked around curiously.
The future university life will be spent here.
He dragged his suitcase and moved forward slowly among the crowded crowd. In his schoolbag was the admission letter of Shanda University, and there were many young faces around him who were also carrying bags. Looking at these strange people, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. I want to cry.
His parents advised him before coming here.His mother, Tao Yetti, ate the orange peeled by his father Xiao Yuanyao slowly, sitting on the sofa like Concubine Hua in the Legend of Zhen Huan, and sneered, "Isn't it because I didn't go to Chengkun University? What's so sad about it?" .Shandong University is my alma mater, so I think it’s pretty good. Could it be—you really want to be a swordsman? Besides, Shanda University doesn’t have a school of swordsmanship, and there are many students from Shushan Sword School who go to Shanda University.”
Xiao You curled his lips: "Shandong University is the headquarters of demon cultivators. I am a human cultivator, so of course I should go to Kunlun."
Tao Yetti squinted at him: "What's wrong with Kunlun? Look at your father, he is a real inner disciple of the Kunlun Sword Sect, and he is also a doctor of sword repair. What about now? You can even slice mutton, and the knife skills are not as good as downstairs Yang Guofu is Malatang."
Xiao Yuanyao chuckled, and peeled another orange for Tao Yetti.
"dad!"
Xiao Yuanyao looked at his precious son helplessly, and had no choice but to persuade him patiently: "It can't be helped. Who made you fail the college entrance examination. We can only let you go through special tricks, thanks to your mother's help from the school." Relationship. Otherwise, with your grades, you can only pay money to study in a second- and third-rate independent school. Harvard... No, it is Harbin Buddhist Institute. There are incentive policies, but there is a unified temple management. All the students are vegetarians, shave their heads and collect their mobile phones. The son of the old Wang family next door lost 30 pounds in a year, and whenever he has a chance to call, he will cry and tell his family that he wants to eat meat. Do you think you can do it?"
Xiao You fell silent.After a while, he murmured, "Then didn't I lose my memory before the exam?"
Tao Yetti smiled: "You still have the face to mention it. Our Tao family actually suffered from food poisoning after eating a foreign-style snack and fell into a coma. When we woke up, we didn't even remember who we were. Conscience, at least remember parents."
Xiao You was in a hurry: "It must be food poisoning. I think the taste is wrong. How can there be snacks that are so unpalatable."
Tao Yetti waved his hand: "You can say whatever you want. If you fail the exam, you will fail. It doesn't matter. Just don't use amnesia stalks next time, it's too bloody."
There is such a mother on Xiao You's booth whose vicious tongue is directly proportional to her beauty. Rao usually tears up with people on the Internet, and she is not as good as her own mother's casual words, which is more like a knowing blow. In the end, she can only rub the notice into her schoolbag Lie down angrily with his head covered.
Shanda University is not Shandong University, but Shanhai University.Of course, this Shanda University and that Shanda University overlap to a certain extent geographically.According to official information, Shanda is to promote the development of advanced mana in the cultivation world, and to cultivate talents with "specialized skills, modern knowledge, scientific magic, and integration into life" in the new stage, new era, and new background. At the same time, it responds to the cultivation world. It is an experimental comprehensive university established under the call of the Compulsory Education Popularization Law and directly under the Ministry of Education of the League of Immortals. It mainly undertakes personnel training, WTO training and magic research.However, due to historical reasons, the main source of students at Shanhai University comes from demon cultivators. The few human monks are mainly from the Shushan Sword Sect. Liuyao Guamen and so on.
When he reached the exit, Xiao You slowly took out the school badge of Shanda University from his pocket.The light blue spiritual power flowed quickly on the surface of the school badge, converging into a thin line, pointing to a certain direction among the crowd.Xiao You took a closer look and saw that it was a young man with yellow hair and pierced ears, and the aura of a demon cultivator was so carelessly exposed.The corner of Xiao You's mouth twitched. He took a closer look and found that the young man was fairly handsome, but his attire was a bit outrageous, and he felt a little out of the mainstream at the fringe of urban and rural areas.The other party seemed to have noticed him too, and waved his hand a little excitedly.
"Hello senior brother." Xiao You said politely.
The man was happy: "Come on, don't be so restrained. Our school has people of all ages. If you really want to count it, you can't tell the seniority, so everyone will simply be the same generation. You can call me Huangmaoer. By the way, what is your name?"
"My name is Xiao You. You are the tour guide."
Huang Mao smashed his mouth, and said with some emotion: "Xiao You. Good name, good name."
Xiao You was a little puzzled, what is the name of such a passer-by.Huang Mao led him forward from the crowd, and said as he walked, "Brother, you don't know. After the new policy came down, everyone gave themselves a name in order to register. People are okay, but demons are not. It really has all kinds of names. Xi Yangyang, money and treasure. Let’s just say that I picked up those two freshmen yesterday, one is Murong Jianguo and the other is Huangfu Tieniu.”
Xiao You was drinking a bottle of mineral water, and almost choked when he heard it.Now he understood that Xiao You was indeed a good name.Thanks to my parents for taking a little care when choosing the name, and didn't choose Xiao Xiaole or something, otherwise this childhood would be ruined.
"Wait a minute." Huang Mao stopped suddenly, "Another freshman has arrived and is nearby. Let's go pick him up together."
So Xiao You followed him again, unexpectedly there was already a circle of people there.Passers-by only dared to stand and watch.
Six burly men formed a circle, and from a distance it looked like a hill uprooted from a flat base.Xiao You stared at it for a long time before he saw that there was another person in the middle who looked more like a freshman. He was a little boy with a bun face, and he was carrying a red backpack like that of a Japanese elementary school student, and he was pulling a small Disney suitcase. A look of irritability.The voice is also soft and waxy, with a Taiwanese accent: "Brother, you are so annoying, I can go to school by myself."
The yellow hair over there has already approached, said a few words to a few fierce men, and then showed a sign, and the faces of those men softened, and they gave a few words to their little brother, and then walked away step by step. Before leaving, he did not forget to shout at the top of his voice: "Remember to carry forward the fine traditions of our family!" Huang Mao brought the little boys over and introduced them to each other: "This is Hao Qi, and this is Xiao You. Like me, you all belong to the Beast Academy of the Faculty of Demon Training. So we all go to the same area." "Wait a minute, I'm not a demon, I'm a human!" Xiao You stretched out Erkang's hand with a sad face.
"Oh, you city people just know how to play. How can you come to the beast house as a human being. Mixing humans and animals will cause big problems."
Xiao You reckoned that his mother must be playing a demon behind the scenes, and after evaluating his mother's fighting power against his father, he could only acquiesce with a bitter face.
Huang Mao took the two of them out of the station and turned into a McDonald's next to the 694 bus stop.
Xiao You subconsciously said, "I don't eat foreign fast food."
"The King of Yonghe is the entrance to Zhiyuan. Let's go closer from McDonald's." Huang Mao led the two of them to the bathroom.Before Xiao You could react, he entered a vertical passage, and the three of them entered a small capsule-like cabin, and went up with a swipe.Huangmao proudly said: "We are much better than Harry Potter. We have to change trains, which is inconvenient. Here we go directly!"
But the entrance of the house is a platform anyway, entering from the toilet of McDonald's, slightly drunk.Xiao You thought to himself.
Xiao You was still a little dizzy when he came out, and he was standing on the edge of an inverted cone-shaped empty island, and there were patches of clouds below.There is a signboard of Shanhai University standing in front of me, and the characters are written like dragons and phoenixes, in other words, you can do whatever you want.Take a look at the bottom, Ling Zhizi's question.Xiao You was a little emotional, and looked around curiously.
The future university life will be spent here.
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