[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

Ruby lived a happy life like a fairy in Wayne Manor.

In the first few days, Bruce would occasionally call her to train. Ruby would barely get up to train because she didn’t know them well. Play dead.

After Ruby reluctantly expressed her wish of "no, no, I want to sleep late", Bruce actually stopped calling her.

Jason was surprised by this: "You didn't treat me like this before!"

Bruce was expressionless: "She's different from you."

Dick recalled his experience of fighting with Ruby, and immediately had the urge to cover his face.After all, not everyone can accept that the opponent suddenly hangs on his stick like a noodle, and it looks like he broke all her bones...

At night during the night patrol, Ruby, who had been lying down like a salted fish all day and eating all day, would often come back to life with full blood, very actively wanting to go out with Batman and Nightwing.

——Of course, "Let's hang out together" is what Ruby said, the original words.

As for this, although Batman showed a disapproving expression, he didn't object. He just told Ruby to be careful not to kill people.

"Is it okay to be disabled?" Ruby asked particularly maliciously.

She thought, in this way, she can show how cruel and difficult she is. Otherwise, if she eats, drinks, and plays every day, it will be bad if she is looked down upon.

"It's okay," Batman said.

Ruby, who actually doesn't want to kill or maim people: ……………

You, why don't you play your cards according to common sense!

Since then, there has been another urban legend circulating in Gotham.

"Extraordinary! Ever since Red Hood started flying invulnerable and eating children last time, this situation has shown symptoms of human-to-human transmission! Batman and Nightwing have also become invulnerable and eating children alive!! "

Ruby commented on this: "Why is there always a child who eats alive in it!"

Ye Yi couldn't help complaining: "Anyway, it's not you who was killed by the wind review!"

Ruby thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was indeed the case.

"You're right, hehe." She said with a smile as she stuffed the Variety brand chocolate into the mouth of Ye Yi, who had just kicked the criminal over.

Nightwing: "..."

This "hey" is too hateful...

However, Ruby suddenly turned into a showman, and sang a sad song in Ye Yi's body: "It's obviously a movie for three people, but I still can't have a name..."

Ye Yi resisted the urge to cover his face: "In this movie, Batman and I don't want to have names, thank you."

But I have to admit that the feeling of being possessed is really cool, and it's also very addictive, it's more addictive than eating sweets.

Nightwing also discussed this issue with Batman, but got a super cold sentence from Batman: "You are not allowed to take Ruby with you for the next three days."

I can't even resist the temptation, alas, it's so worthless.

Nightwing: ...

Why the hell do you...

It's fine if you don't let the Batmobile go, why don't you even let Ruby take it, obviously you never shy away from it yourself, F**kBatman!

And Jason, who was counting on his bones to heal faster every day, said indifferently: "It's only three days, and I haven't touched her for almost half a month."

"Who can blame me for my inability?" Ye Yi said.

"I just want to tell you to restrain yourself." Jason said, "This feeling is very novel and refreshing, but it's not good to be overly dependent."

Alfred passing by with cookies: ...?What strange sensitive subject are the young masters talking about?

……

In addition to participating in the daily life of the Batman's crime-fighting activities, Ruby occasionally participates in the daily life of the Wayne family, Gotham's richest man.

——Although most of the time she was just attached to Bruce, attending various banquets, and then ran out of his body while he was not paying attention, and ate ten foie gras with explosive fat content in one go.

At the beginning, no one may have noticed the overeating little girl who suddenly appeared and then disappeared, until one day, a reporter who sneaked in accidentally photographed Ruby who had just swallowed several pieces of dessert, picking up the hem of La Bruce's clothes photo.

-Bruce Wayne has a daughter! ?

And it hasn't been announced yet, maybe it's an illegitimate daughter!

This is big news!

Just when the reporter was happily planning to make a big news, a guy in a red and blue uniform fell from the sky, grabbed the camera in his hand, pulled out the memory card very skillfully, and crushed it between his fingers.

"It's not good to disturb someone's private life," said Superman. "If you need compensation...just put it on Wayne's account."

reporter:……

No, it's about the Wayne family, why are you, a superman far away in the metropolis, joining in the fun?And not your daughter?

So, during this period of time, Ruby, who didn't encounter any disturbance, was extremely happy to swipe her points.

She quickly raised the energy to more than 3, and raised the compatibility between Batman and Nightwing to more than 70.00%.

Ruby even had some doubts about life: "Bruce Wayne is really a double-zero S-rank? Why is he so nice to me? Did I accidentally save his life?"

The system didn't speak, it thought, you forgot that you saved the lives of people all over the world.

Sometimes, Wayne Manor will hold team building activities at the suggestion of Dick and Alfred, in the name of shortening the distance between everyone and making the family relationship less tense.

Jason had a cold face: "Isn't it just to find a reason to play?"

"Playing is necessary, isn't it, Ruby?" Dick said.

"Dick is right." Ruby agreed deeply. "The question is not whether to play, but how to play."

"How about this, let's turn the wine bottle, whoever decides how to relax tonight?" Dick had a flash of inspiration and came up with a good idea.

"I agree." Ruby voted yes.

Jason, who originally wanted to object, abruptly swallowed back the words of objection: "...Okay, then I agree."

Alfred glanced at Bruce, who hadn't expressed his opinion the whole time, but was slightly helpless: "It seems that the two of us don't need to vote anymore, don't we?"

So Dick found a Coke bottle from some garbage dump, put it on the table, and spun it.

In the end, the result of turning the bottle turned out to be Dick.

Ruby: "...This is too outrageous, Dick, did you operate in secret when turning the wine bottle?"

After all, it is not impossible to control the ability with Ye Yi's strength.

Dick, who didn't operate in the dark at all: "Oh, little Ruby, you are wrong, you can afford to lose if you can afford it."

Ruby pouted, "Okay."

Dick thought for a while and said, "Why don't you go to the cinema room and watch a movie."

Bruce thought for a while and said, "No problem, but let's re-watch the specific movie and let whoever decides."

After finishing speaking, he gave Dick a dark look.

Dick, who understood the meaning of Bruce's eyes in seconds: ...

So I turned the bottle for the second time, and the mouth of the bottle pointed directly at Ruby.

Ruby was overjoyed: "See! I just said that I am so lucky, I will definitely be able to transfer, I believe you have no secret operations, Dick!"

Dick who actually operated in secret: "..."

Jason who saw everything in his eyes: "...well, can I apply not to participate in tonight's family movie viewing?"

Dick and Ruby said at the same time: "No! You can afford to lose!"

Jason:  …

He glanced at Dick sympathetically, feeling a little schadenfreude in his heart.

If Ye Yi, a shocking fool, knew what film Ruby would choose, he would definitely regret his actions just now.

So, when Alfred walked into the home theater with a large box of freshly fried caramel popcorn, everyone started watching movies.

The movie Ruby chose was——the love ethics film "Scraped Leaves" from Thailand (Note).

The story is roughly about a girl who transgendered to a man, but the operation failed and he became intersex, so he left his family incognito.Because of the change in appearance, his appearance is closer to that of a man, so he was liked by his brother and sister at the same time.The most ridiculous thing is that he finally told his younger sister that he was actually a woman, but his younger sister also went transgender and became a younger brother...

In the end, the bisexual protagonist is so pregnant, I don't know if it's my brother's or my younger brother's...

The plot is simply bloody, illogical, inexplicable, and very heavy. Fortunately, the movie is a cut version, and many strange scenes have been deleted. Otherwise, the old father may have blood pressure soaring to the point that the blood vessels ruptured on the spot. .

At the beginning, everyone was watching with relish while eating popcorn, but halfway through, the expressions of the other three people except Ruby and Jason had completely changed.

Ruby who ate half of the popcorn: What an exciting plot!Great love that ignores worldly prejudices!A masterpiece of human emotion explosion!

Jason, who was wandering from the beginning and forced himself not to focus on the film: What happened?I do not know?

Bruce & Dick & Alfred, whose faces were pitch-black and as black as the bottom of a pot: ……………

Dick looked at Bruce with great resentment, and said silently with his lips: It's all your good idea.

Bruce's eyes drifted elsewhere: ...

……

After that unforgettable movie viewing, Ruby seemed to have more than enough to say, and even praised Dick very happily: "It's still Dick's idea, everyone watching movies together is the best way to cultivate relationships, let's do it once a week in the future! "

Dick was shocked: "Help, I'm still young, I don't want to be killed by Bruce and Jason!"

So, the wittiest Bruce came up with a very good idea.

He said to Ruby, "Otherwise, let Dick take you out to play next week."

Ruby suddenly became interested: "Where are you going?"

Dick, Jason, and Alfred all looked at Bruce thanking the savior.

"..." Bruce blinked, "How's New York?"

Ruby was slightly taken aback.

She touched her chin with her little white paw, and nodded: "Well, good. It just so happens that I have some friends over there. I can go and see them."

Bruce, Jason and Dick exchange a quick look.

"Okay." Dick said, "Then let's go in a few days. Perhaps, you can try to contact your friends in advance to see if they are free."

After all, he remembered that Bruce seemed to have said before that those guys from the Avengers seemed to be dealing with some terrible trouble, and he didn't know if they had completely solved it.

"Where's the phone?" Ruby said.

Bruce thought for a while, then took out the mobile phone he usually used when he was the president of Wayne Enterprises, and threw it to Ruby.

……

new York.

On the way home from school, Peter suddenly felt the phone in his pocket vibrate. He quickly took it out and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

At the same time, the artificial intelligence installed in his mobile phone has intelligently identified the source of the number and automatically replaced the caller ID.

So, Peter watched helplessly as a line of remarks appeared under the number:

Call from:

Bruce Wayne

Chairman of Wayne Group

It is also paired with the handsome face of Bruce Wayne with an elegant smile.

……

Peter: ...? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Did you dial the wrong number? This is...?Or is there some weird glitch with the AI ​​Mr. Stark gave?