[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

This peaceful and happy life lasted for a long time.

This period of time was so peaceful that it was unbelievable, especially in a place like Gotham, where the folk customs are simple and honest, it seems that even a certain meddling urban management is not too busy meddling.

Ruby also seized the opportunity and increased her compatibility with Jason to 80%.

I don't know if it's because of the good relationship between the two of them. This level of fit is faster than a Batmobile with full horsepower, and it increases gradually.

Coupled with the fact that you can eat all kinds of unsalable Variety brand chocolates every day, the energy in Ruby's inventory is soaring, and it quickly rose to more than 2.

Ruby, who carries a huge sum of [-] yuan, has since fallen in love with brushing skill watches.

She didn't order those skills, she just swiped and played, like a rich man who went shopping with a black card.

"This stealth skill needle is not poked, but it is a bit expensive. I bought it with a [-]% discount."

"It's not bad to be immune to brain wave pollution, but is there really such a thing as brain control in this world?"

"Why do you still have the ability to reset the system and restore the factory settings with one click without refunding the energy? Only fools will buy it."

System: I beg you, leave if you don’t buy it, and let the system do business?

……

Until one day, Ruby was surfing the Internet on the computer in the safe house, and suddenly saw a page that caused her cardiopulmonary arrest.

[The Variety Chocolate is unsalable, help us! 】

There is also an old and sad face of a cocoa bean farmer on it, and next to it is written in a very large green font: No nine-nine-eight, no nine-nine-eight, only nine yuan and eight, a box of chocolates to take home !

Ruby: ...

The Variety Chocolate in his hand suddenly became stale.

Ruby was furious: "Jason, you are too much!"

Jason, who was sitting on the sofa reading a book, didn't even look up: "What's wrong?"

"You actually fooled me with this kind of chocolate at a huge discount!" Ruby was so angry that her ears were about to smoke, "Aren't you afraid that this is a counterfeit product made of plastic?"

You obviously made a lot of money by robbing the rich and helping the poor, you stingy man!

"Big sale?" Jason was puzzled.

Ruby immediately moved the screen in front of him, pointed to the advertisement on it and said, "Stop pretending to be ignorant, you are obviously so rich, and you still buy this inferior product to fool me!"

Jason stared at the advertisement for a long time.

Jason: "...Puff."

Ruby cracked: "You're still laughing!"

Jason quickly covered it up: "Cough. No, I didn't know they had a big discount. I definitely didn't buy it at this price. I won't lie to you."

——He moved back directly from the factory without spending a dime, and he is not polite at all to steal the wool of drug dealers.

Ruby nodded, "Oh..."

She suddenly found a new question: "That's not right... In other words, this chocolate is clearly on sale, and you bought several boxes at a higher price?"

Jason: "..."

Ruby: ...Damn it, I'm even angrier!

Even if you bought a cheap one, it turned out to be expensive!

……

Because Jason is too unreliable, an angry Ruby decides to go out to buy food by herself.

Jason said about this: "Well, whatever you want, but please bring it back in a plastic bag normally, and don't stuff it into your body again."

Ruby snorted, grabbed several hundred-dollar bills from Jason's pocket, and ran out.

Jason reluctantly closed the book in his hand and looked at the time.

It was almost time for him to talk to the drug dealers.

……

Ruby was wandering the streets of Gotham with a big bag of snacks in her hand and a lollipop in her mouth, squinting her eyes happily.

"This is life." She sighed, looking up at Gotham's always gray and smoggy sky, "It would be perfect if the weather in Gotham was better."

"It's an industrial city after all, understand it," the system said.

Ruby didn't know how long she had been shopping, but before she knew it, she reached the end of the commercial street, which was already approaching the suburbs.

She raised her head and saw a Ferris wheel not far away was shining with colorful lights, becoming the only bright color under the foggy sky of Gotham.

"Suddenly want to go to the amusement park..." Ruby rubbed her chin, took out the money in her pocket, and saw that there was still a lot of money left, which should be enough to go to the amusement park to have a good time.

The system came up with a bad idea: "If you possess a passer-by who wants to go to the amusement park, won't you be able to play for free?"

Ruby said righteously: "You are fare evasion! On behalf of human morality, I strongly condemn you!"

system:"……"

You didn’t think about these issues when you were attached to others and overeat! ?

Ruby quickly walked to the front of the amusement park. Before she had time to buy a ticket, a clown standing outside the amusement park stepped forward, handed her a balloon in his hand, and said happily: "Congratulations! You, kid! Congratulations on becoming the one millionth guest of the amusement park, you can play any item at half price!"

Ruby froze for a moment: "Huh?"

……what's the situation?The millionth guest?When did her luck become so good?There will be no conspiracy here!

Ruby was so scared that she quickly took a look at the clown's character panel, and found that he was indeed just an ordinary clown, with a character level of only C, and he was completely a simple Gotham citizen.

Ruby: "...Hiss, could it be that I have been unlucky for a long time, and finally my personality exploded?"

Seeing Ruby's expression of distrust, the ordinary clown said briskly, "Kids, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You should know that our amusement park has the largest mirror maze in the world! And there are special challenges today. Anyone who can get out of the mirror maze within 10 minutes will win a special five-tiered cake tower from the amusement park! There it is!"

He stretched out his hand and pointed far away, and Ruby saw a huge cake covered with glass.

As the ordinary clown said, it was a cake tower with five floors, decorated with various fruits and candies from top to bottom, it looked very attractive, usually this kind of cake had to be customized in advance, and it didn’t cost much The price is impossible to get.

Ruby: ... Gan, Yazi looks delicious.

She confirmed it: "Break through the mirror maze within 10 minutes and give away a cake tower for nothing?"

The ordinary clown said: "That's right, cute kid, but it's not an easy task. That cake has been there for a day, and so far no one has been able to get out of it within 10 minutes."

Ruby chewed the lollipop in her mouth and said with a smile: "It seems that this record will end with me."

After speaking, she happily took the balloon that the ordinary clown gave her and walked into the amusement park.

……

the other side.

Jason finally finished today's meeting.

Sure enough, as he expected, among the pile of financial statements, only the chocolate factory he forced to build was in a financial deficit, and it was completely hindering other projects, which was a horrible sight.

But what makes him happy is that these subordinates are all capable, and the speed of business expansion is even faster than he imagined. It is estimated that Penguin, who has been swallowed up by several industries, is now as angry as the black mask. up.

He dismissed everyone and was about to return to the safe house, but when he walked out of the house, he suddenly saw a familiar figure.

——He saw the clown sitting on the wall not far away, crossing his legs, looking down at him with a smile on his face.

Jason froze for a moment.

For a moment he wondered if he was hallucinating, if the scarecrow was spreading some strange gas nearby.

But he soon realizes that this isn't an illusion or hallucination, it's real.

The clown appeared too suddenly, and it was the makeup-removing version of the clown, which caused him to subconsciously go to his waist and pull out a gun, and the black muzzle was aimed at the clown in an instant.

The trigger was almost pulled.

"Hey, wait a minute, don't shoot first." The clown said, his tone was not full of jokes and exaggeration as usual, but like a normal person, even a little bit familiar to Jason tone, with an almost playful uptick in the ending, "It's me."

Jason barely managed to stop his finger on the trigger.

He hesitated for a moment, flashing back to what Ruby had said to him some time ago.

The little girl still had crumbs of the cake hanging from the corner of her mouth, squinting her eyes and smiling sweeter than candy, she said: "I will drive the clown in front of you when I have a chance, so that you can relieve your anger!"

This scene coincided with the situation in front of me.

Ruby won't go to Arkham to possess the clown, and escape from prison, right?

This flash of terrifying thought nearly cracked Jason, he took a closer look at the clown, and noticed that his eyes were indeed shining with the familiar red, and the expression on his face was friendly and gentle enough, not at all as crazy as he usually is To a creepy look.

So Jason shouted with some uncertainty: "... Ruby?"

"Oh...that's a good name," said the clown.

As soon as he uttered a word, Jason had already noticed the abnormality.

--wrong!

—It's not Ruby!

His pupils shrank suddenly, and the finger on the trigger was about to press down almost immediately.

However, his hesitation just now made him lose the opportunity.

The clown raised his hand, pulled out a tranquilizer gun, and hit Jason before he could shoot with a snort.

"Bang!" The bullet was fired decisively, but it lost its direction due to the attack of the shooter and hit the empty space.

"Oh, I knew that the little monster would always bring me some unexpected convenience, especially in terms of hiding my identity... Ah, no, she should be called Ruby now."

In Jason's gradually blurred vision, he saw the clown walking up to him, stretching out his fingers to remove the red contact lenses from his eyes, and throwing them on the dusty ground.

"Are you right?" The clown said with a grin in his malicious voice, "...cute little bird?"

Jason tried hard to grab his gun, but was kicked away by the clown.

He said: "Don't worry, I have prepared a very fun game for you, I believe our little bird and little gem will enjoy it very much."

After a pause, a crazy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"After all, I've been planning for a long time."