[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!
Chapter 23
Peter went home distraught.
He didn't care about the cheering crowd after the game, he didn't care about the sand volleyball coach who tried to pull him into the team for training, he didn't care about Thompson who was struck by lightning, and he didn't care about asking him if he was awakened What superpowers Ned.
After the game, he immediately picked up his bag, put on his clothes hastily, and left the beach in a hurry.
So weird.
So weird.
What is going on with him today?
First came across a stranded dolphin, and from then on, nothing seemed quite right!
Peter looked down at his hands, which still had some sand on them.
What the hell happened to him?
He was very sure that when he was playing just now, there was definitely something invisible pulling his body!
But why did it stop now?
Just as he got off the bus and was about to go home, he was suddenly stopped by a suspiciously dressed man.
The man was wearing an Indian hat and clothes like a tattered sack, holding a crystal ball in his hand, colorfully painted on his face, barefoot, and blocked the girl who said "I have something on my mind" on his face. Peter.
"My friend." He said in a mysterious tone, "Have you recently encountered anything strange?"
Peter was shocked: "How can you tell!"
"You are surrounded by a very strong black air..." the suspicious person said, "You must have provoked something unclean!"
System: Unclean things, hahahahahahaha.
Ruby: ...?Say this stick again?
Peter was shocked, and his face was immediately shocked: "Really!"
So when he plays volleyball, he always feels that something is pulling and controlling him. Is it because there is something unclean? !
The suspicious person saw that there was something going on, and immediately put on a serious expression: "Look, did I hit the spot? Young man, let me tell you, you have to get rid of evil spirits as early as possible, or wait for the evil spirits to enter the body." , you are hopeless!"
Ruby, who has already entered the body: Come on, take my melon seeds, I want to see how this liar wants to arrange me.
"Master, please show me a clear way!" This made Peter anxious.
"Hey, wait a minute." The suspicious magic stick unhurriedly took out a colorful billboard from his sack-like clothes, "I have ten packages for you to choose from, and they can provide Exorcism services with different effects range in price from US$99 to US$99, you see what you want... hey, don't go!"
Peter who left with tears: Was it fearlessness and courage to ghosts that stopped me?No, poverty.
"Hey, wait a minute, my friend! The price is negotiable!" The liar got anxious and grabbed Peter's arm, "You can't delay the matter of the demon, or you will be in danger! Or, ten dollars? "
Peter: "Ten dollars... um."
It's just the price of a meal, which doesn't seem to be unacceptable.
"Then..." Peter turned around hesitantly.
Right at this moment.
Brother liar suddenly heard a girl's voice, laughing in his ear from afar and near.
Liar brother: "???"
He froze for a moment, holding onto the hand of the little fool he had finally tricked, but still reluctant to let go, and looked around.
Except for the crowds who came and went and hurried beside them, there were no children around.
Is it an illusion?
"Hello." However, the girl's voice sounded on the noisy street again, as if right next to his ear, innocent but extremely weird, "You... want to come and play with me too?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
He quickly shook off Peter's hand as if he had been scalded, and sat down on the ground. The crystal ball used to pretend to be a ghost was broken, and he didn't have time to pick up the fragments, so he rolled and crawled and ran away.
Peter's hand was still in the air, he looked at the liar who was running all the way foolishly, and felt the baptism of the astonished eyes of passers-by.
Suddenly a gust of cool wind blew by, and a dead leaf wobbled past his eyes and fell to the ground.
Indifferent, desolate and melancholy.
Peter was in a worse mood now.
……
Peter returned home with a heavy heart, and Aunt Mei poked her head out of the kitchen, a little surprised: "Peter? Didn't you go out with your classmates today? Why did you come back so early?"
"Ah, forget about Aunt May." Peter said weakly, "Where's Uncle Ben?"
"He just went out." Aunt Mei said, "What's the matter? Didn't you have fun?"
Peter hesitated, took off his shirt, took a towel and walked to the bathroom, saying, "It's nothing, I'm just a little tired, I'll take a shower first!"
Ruby: "Geez, is watching the host shower a part of every parasitic trip?"
System: ... Absolutely, I have no eyes to see.
Ruby: "Don't be like this, this is just a little boy who hasn't fully developed, I'm not interested."
Peter walked into the bathroom in a daze, took a bath in a daze, dried his hair in a daze, and walked out of the bathroom in a daze.
The system reprimanded Ruby: "Look at you, how scared the children are."
Ruby: ...can you blame me?
At this moment, the door of this small room was opened, and a middle-aged man who looked about 50 or [-] years old walked in, holding a bottle of milk in his hand.
At a glance, he saw Peter who was sitting blankly on the sofa, watching TV absentmindedly.
"Hey, Peter," he called out, "you're not going to be with your classmates today..."
Peter looked hopeless: "Aunt Mei has already asked this question just now, Uncle Ben."
Uncle Ben smiled: "Okay, I won't ask anymore, I just went to buy a bottle of milk, let's drink it quickly."
Peter took the milk, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Uncle."
"Ok?"
"Can the church provide exorcism services?" Peter asked cautiously.
Uncle Ben: "This... why do you ask this suddenly?"
Peter shrank his neck: "Curiosity."
Aunt Mei came out of the kitchen after cooking: "Exorcism? There seem to be very few exorcists recognized by the church. Maybe it would be useful to pray?"
Peter: "Pray?"
"Yeah, I would think about exorcism generally because of doing something bad, getting bad luck or something like that? Maybe it would be useful to repent. In the final analysis, it's not all about psychological effects." Uncle Ben agrees with Aunt Mei very much. , "Come, come, Peter, I've eaten, I'm exhausted today."
Ruby: Oh my god, he doesn't really want the priest to save me with a cross, does he?
System: Exaltation is for the dead, so don't curse yourself.
Ruby: ... I can't see that you are superstitious with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Peter nodded thoughtfully.
After filling his stomach, he hurriedly stood up: "Uncle Ben, Aunt Mei, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be right back!"
"Where are you going so late?" Aunt Mei looked at him disapprovingly.
"Uh... Ned called me to his house to play games." Peter made an excuse casually.
"Well, this child... go, come back soon!" Aunt Mei said.
"Don't worry!" Peter's voice disappeared with his back.
He had to go to the church and find someone to help exorcise the demon before it was so dark!
Otherwise, at night, when the supernatural power is strengthened, the devil will come out to harm him—it’s fine to harm him, but we must not implicate Uncle Ben and Aunt Mei!
Thinking of so many horror movies he had watched, Peter couldn't help but shuddered and ran even faster.
As a result, people on the street watched in amazement as a teenager ran through the streets of Queens at the speed of a world champion. Someone even recorded the scene and posted it on YouTube.
"Shocked, Parkour masters reappear on the streets of New York, short and fast as lightning!"
At this moment, Ned, who was lying on the bed, picking up potato chips and swiping his phone: ...why does this parkour master look so much like Peter?
With the blessing of this speed, Peter finally arrived before the closing of a small church with few people.
"Oh, sorry, kid, we're closing..." said a pastor who was cleaning.
"Sorry!" gasped Peter. "I have something very important! It's very, very important!"
……
After listening to Peter's narration, the pastor patted Peter on the shoulder with a compassionate expression.
"It's okay, kid," he said, "It's just a little demon that feeds on your fear, don't be afraid, kid, face it with a smile, the best way to overcome fear is to face it, come on !"
Ruby answered, "Aoli!"
However, at this moment, the pastor's inner monologue: "Oh, what a wonderful child, but it's a pity that he is in the late stage of the second disease."
"No, you didn't understand me." Peter was anxious, "It's not a question of whether I'm afraid or not, it's already affected my daily life!"
"Oh, that's it..." The pastor pondered for a moment, then glanced at the watch he had hidden under his robe.
Damn, it's already 2 minutes past the off-duty time!The workers are furious!
Labor is shit!Overtime is the shit of shit!
The pastor, who was on the verge of going berserk, still maintained a graceful demeanor: "Maybe, you can try to calm down and pray to God."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture, pointing to the rows of benches in the church.
"Huh? Does this really work?" Peter was very skeptical.
"Sincere heart is soulful, child," said the pastor sympathetically.
"Okay, I'll try." Peter was about to walk over when the pastor grabbed him again.
"Wait a minute, boy, remember to lock the door of the church when you leave."
"Ah? Shall I lock it?" Peter pointed at himself in confusion.
"Yes, I'm off work after all." The pastor walked out of the church with a smile on his face. He took off his robe and put on his sunglasses. He didn't love anyone. He strode away without looking back.
Peter: ...
Is this church really reliable...?
The author has something to say: The dream linkage of playing workers
Because Peter has not been bitten by a spider yet, so Uncle Ben is still alive (dangerous)
Uncle Ben: As long as I don’t say the words “with great power comes great responsibility”, I won’t die, oh yeah
--------------------------
感谢在2021-01-2615:27:30~2021-01-2714:56:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: drop everything and forget all 2;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution:.passers-by. 10 bottles; 7 bottles of Chang'an City in my heart; 1 bottle of peach kernel;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
He didn't care about the cheering crowd after the game, he didn't care about the sand volleyball coach who tried to pull him into the team for training, he didn't care about Thompson who was struck by lightning, and he didn't care about asking him if he was awakened What superpowers Ned.
After the game, he immediately picked up his bag, put on his clothes hastily, and left the beach in a hurry.
So weird.
So weird.
What is going on with him today?
First came across a stranded dolphin, and from then on, nothing seemed quite right!
Peter looked down at his hands, which still had some sand on them.
What the hell happened to him?
He was very sure that when he was playing just now, there was definitely something invisible pulling his body!
But why did it stop now?
Just as he got off the bus and was about to go home, he was suddenly stopped by a suspiciously dressed man.
The man was wearing an Indian hat and clothes like a tattered sack, holding a crystal ball in his hand, colorfully painted on his face, barefoot, and blocked the girl who said "I have something on my mind" on his face. Peter.
"My friend." He said in a mysterious tone, "Have you recently encountered anything strange?"
Peter was shocked: "How can you tell!"
"You are surrounded by a very strong black air..." the suspicious person said, "You must have provoked something unclean!"
System: Unclean things, hahahahahahaha.
Ruby: ...?Say this stick again?
Peter was shocked, and his face was immediately shocked: "Really!"
So when he plays volleyball, he always feels that something is pulling and controlling him. Is it because there is something unclean? !
The suspicious person saw that there was something going on, and immediately put on a serious expression: "Look, did I hit the spot? Young man, let me tell you, you have to get rid of evil spirits as early as possible, or wait for the evil spirits to enter the body." , you are hopeless!"
Ruby, who has already entered the body: Come on, take my melon seeds, I want to see how this liar wants to arrange me.
"Master, please show me a clear way!" This made Peter anxious.
"Hey, wait a minute." The suspicious magic stick unhurriedly took out a colorful billboard from his sack-like clothes, "I have ten packages for you to choose from, and they can provide Exorcism services with different effects range in price from US$99 to US$99, you see what you want... hey, don't go!"
Peter who left with tears: Was it fearlessness and courage to ghosts that stopped me?No, poverty.
"Hey, wait a minute, my friend! The price is negotiable!" The liar got anxious and grabbed Peter's arm, "You can't delay the matter of the demon, or you will be in danger! Or, ten dollars? "
Peter: "Ten dollars... um."
It's just the price of a meal, which doesn't seem to be unacceptable.
"Then..." Peter turned around hesitantly.
Right at this moment.
Brother liar suddenly heard a girl's voice, laughing in his ear from afar and near.
Liar brother: "???"
He froze for a moment, holding onto the hand of the little fool he had finally tricked, but still reluctant to let go, and looked around.
Except for the crowds who came and went and hurried beside them, there were no children around.
Is it an illusion?
"Hello." However, the girl's voice sounded on the noisy street again, as if right next to his ear, innocent but extremely weird, "You... want to come and play with me too?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
He quickly shook off Peter's hand as if he had been scalded, and sat down on the ground. The crystal ball used to pretend to be a ghost was broken, and he didn't have time to pick up the fragments, so he rolled and crawled and ran away.
Peter's hand was still in the air, he looked at the liar who was running all the way foolishly, and felt the baptism of the astonished eyes of passers-by.
Suddenly a gust of cool wind blew by, and a dead leaf wobbled past his eyes and fell to the ground.
Indifferent, desolate and melancholy.
Peter was in a worse mood now.
……
Peter returned home with a heavy heart, and Aunt Mei poked her head out of the kitchen, a little surprised: "Peter? Didn't you go out with your classmates today? Why did you come back so early?"
"Ah, forget about Aunt May." Peter said weakly, "Where's Uncle Ben?"
"He just went out." Aunt Mei said, "What's the matter? Didn't you have fun?"
Peter hesitated, took off his shirt, took a towel and walked to the bathroom, saying, "It's nothing, I'm just a little tired, I'll take a shower first!"
Ruby: "Geez, is watching the host shower a part of every parasitic trip?"
System: ... Absolutely, I have no eyes to see.
Ruby: "Don't be like this, this is just a little boy who hasn't fully developed, I'm not interested."
Peter walked into the bathroom in a daze, took a bath in a daze, dried his hair in a daze, and walked out of the bathroom in a daze.
The system reprimanded Ruby: "Look at you, how scared the children are."
Ruby: ...can you blame me?
At this moment, the door of this small room was opened, and a middle-aged man who looked about 50 or [-] years old walked in, holding a bottle of milk in his hand.
At a glance, he saw Peter who was sitting blankly on the sofa, watching TV absentmindedly.
"Hey, Peter," he called out, "you're not going to be with your classmates today..."
Peter looked hopeless: "Aunt Mei has already asked this question just now, Uncle Ben."
Uncle Ben smiled: "Okay, I won't ask anymore, I just went to buy a bottle of milk, let's drink it quickly."
Peter took the milk, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Uncle."
"Ok?"
"Can the church provide exorcism services?" Peter asked cautiously.
Uncle Ben: "This... why do you ask this suddenly?"
Peter shrank his neck: "Curiosity."
Aunt Mei came out of the kitchen after cooking: "Exorcism? There seem to be very few exorcists recognized by the church. Maybe it would be useful to pray?"
Peter: "Pray?"
"Yeah, I would think about exorcism generally because of doing something bad, getting bad luck or something like that? Maybe it would be useful to repent. In the final analysis, it's not all about psychological effects." Uncle Ben agrees with Aunt Mei very much. , "Come, come, Peter, I've eaten, I'm exhausted today."
Ruby: Oh my god, he doesn't really want the priest to save me with a cross, does he?
System: Exaltation is for the dead, so don't curse yourself.
Ruby: ... I can't see that you are superstitious with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Peter nodded thoughtfully.
After filling his stomach, he hurriedly stood up: "Uncle Ben, Aunt Mei, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be right back!"
"Where are you going so late?" Aunt Mei looked at him disapprovingly.
"Uh... Ned called me to his house to play games." Peter made an excuse casually.
"Well, this child... go, come back soon!" Aunt Mei said.
"Don't worry!" Peter's voice disappeared with his back.
He had to go to the church and find someone to help exorcise the demon before it was so dark!
Otherwise, at night, when the supernatural power is strengthened, the devil will come out to harm him—it’s fine to harm him, but we must not implicate Uncle Ben and Aunt Mei!
Thinking of so many horror movies he had watched, Peter couldn't help but shuddered and ran even faster.
As a result, people on the street watched in amazement as a teenager ran through the streets of Queens at the speed of a world champion. Someone even recorded the scene and posted it on YouTube.
"Shocked, Parkour masters reappear on the streets of New York, short and fast as lightning!"
At this moment, Ned, who was lying on the bed, picking up potato chips and swiping his phone: ...why does this parkour master look so much like Peter?
With the blessing of this speed, Peter finally arrived before the closing of a small church with few people.
"Oh, sorry, kid, we're closing..." said a pastor who was cleaning.
"Sorry!" gasped Peter. "I have something very important! It's very, very important!"
……
After listening to Peter's narration, the pastor patted Peter on the shoulder with a compassionate expression.
"It's okay, kid," he said, "It's just a little demon that feeds on your fear, don't be afraid, kid, face it with a smile, the best way to overcome fear is to face it, come on !"
Ruby answered, "Aoli!"
However, at this moment, the pastor's inner monologue: "Oh, what a wonderful child, but it's a pity that he is in the late stage of the second disease."
"No, you didn't understand me." Peter was anxious, "It's not a question of whether I'm afraid or not, it's already affected my daily life!"
"Oh, that's it..." The pastor pondered for a moment, then glanced at the watch he had hidden under his robe.
Damn, it's already 2 minutes past the off-duty time!The workers are furious!
Labor is shit!Overtime is the shit of shit!
The pastor, who was on the verge of going berserk, still maintained a graceful demeanor: "Maybe, you can try to calm down and pray to God."
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture, pointing to the rows of benches in the church.
"Huh? Does this really work?" Peter was very skeptical.
"Sincere heart is soulful, child," said the pastor sympathetically.
"Okay, I'll try." Peter was about to walk over when the pastor grabbed him again.
"Wait a minute, boy, remember to lock the door of the church when you leave."
"Ah? Shall I lock it?" Peter pointed at himself in confusion.
"Yes, I'm off work after all." The pastor walked out of the church with a smile on his face. He took off his robe and put on his sunglasses. He didn't love anyone. He strode away without looking back.
Peter: ...
Is this church really reliable...?
The author has something to say: The dream linkage of playing workers
Because Peter has not been bitten by a spider yet, so Uncle Ben is still alive (dangerous)
Uncle Ben: As long as I don’t say the words “with great power comes great responsibility”, I won’t die, oh yeah
--------------------------
感谢在2021-01-2615:27:30~2021-01-2714:56:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: drop everything and forget all 2;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution:.passers-by. 10 bottles; 7 bottles of Chang'an City in my heart; 1 bottle of peach kernel;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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