[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

After finally finishing dinner, Steve informed Ruby of the upcoming nightlife arrangements.

Watch TV, run at night, go to the convenience store to buy tomorrow's breakfast, sleep.

Usually, when Steve watched TV, Ruby would find a book to read, but now they are in the same body, which means that Ruby has to watch TV with Steve.

"Can we change the channel?" Half an hour later, the unbearable Ruby asked while yawning.

"Isn't this pretty?" Steve asked a little confused.

What was playing on the TV was a World War II documentary produced by a certain TV station. Its rich knowledge and hard-core professionalism successfully hypnotized Ruby who had no interest in this history of human cannibalism.

"It's so boring, I'm about to fall asleep...By the way, Steve, let's watch the TV series last time, "To Our Youth Who Will Jump Off a Building, Have an Abortion, and Depress NTR"!"

"What's that?" Steve thought for a long time before he took out the trash TV series from the trash can of his memory.

"The last time we saw the eighth episode, the male and female protagonists kissed and were caught by the second male, and the second male Jack was hurt by love and had a depression attack and wanted to jump ship. What a touching plot, and even paid tribute to the Titanic, let me say , this year's Emmy Awards have been decided." Ruby said, "Let's see if Jack was eaten by a shark!"

"..." Steve was at a loss for words for a while, and he didn't know how to reject Ruby. Could it be that her taste is too bad, this is a big bad movie that has been blocked by one star on major rating websites, let alone Ai. I guess the golden raspberry won't bother to pay attention to it?

"Steve?" Ruby called his name softly in her natural bewitching voice.

All right.Steve thought helplessly that children's aesthetics also needed to be cultivated, and she would not find this kind of bad movies good after watching more.

After 10 minutes of enduring a hot TV show, Steve suddenly got a call from Natasha.

"Hey?"

"Steve, we have intercepted new information that Hydra will have an operation next week. During this time, you should be prepared and there is a possibility of a mission at any time."

"Okay." Steve nodded. He was about to ask about the details when the voice of the TV series suddenly came, and the male protagonist roared heart-piercingly:

"Mary Sue, what do you owe me here!!"

Steve: "..."

Natasha: "..."

Ruby: "It's so touching, what kind of fairy love, it's too tragic and too cruel, the symbiote is in tears."

Natasha: "Uh...Steve, are you watching "To Our Youth Who Will Jump Down a Building, Have an Abortion, Depress NTR"?"

Steve was surprised: "Why do you know about this show?"

"Because it's so famous that it sucks." Natasha said meaningfully. "It's okay. Last time I went to the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, I saw some agents fishing for fish and watching this movie. It really relieved my stress."

"Well, I..." Steve was speechless for a moment, looked at the TV screen, and then at Ruby who was watching vigorously on his shoulder, and was speechless for a while.

"It's okay, I won't say it." Natasha said with a smile, "Just look around to pass the time, it's not shabby, it's not shabby."

Steve: "..."

After hanging up the phone, he realized belatedly, why did Natasha know that this drama was "To our youth who will eventually jump off a building, have an abortion and be depressed NTR" after hearing only one line?

Why is she so proficient?

...Steve felt as if he had discovered some terrible secret.

After finally watching two episodes of rubbish TV series, Steve felt that he urgently needed a pair of eyes that hadn’t been poisoned by this bad movie, so he went to the bathroom to wash his face, prepared to go out to take a breath, and bought some bread for tomorrow’s breakfast .

Ruby muttered on the sidelines: "Lemon cake, strawberry cake, yogurt cake, chocolate almond cake, tiramisu..."

"These things are really too sweet." Steve said helplessly.

"Don't your body feel pleasure from sweetness?" Ruby was very puzzled, "No, this is not human."

"Is your symbiote's food a sweet tooth?" Steve asked, "or is it just your personal preference?"

"No, actually most of us prefer to eat live creatures," Ruby replied, "and I'm a noble sweet...er, vegetarian."

"Like to eat living creatures?" Steve was suddenly alert.

"That's right, it's not fresh when it's dead." Ruby seemed unaware of the crisis, and said straightforwardly, "Don't you humans also eat dead crabs?"

Steve thought about it, and although it didn't sound like the same thing, what he said made sense, so he nodded: "Indeed."

The system praised: "This hand-swapping concept is beautiful."

"I was scared to death, I thought I was going to slip up." Ruby kept getting scared.

……

An hour later, a convenience store.

"It's this kind of tasteless bread again." Ruby watched Steve choose food on the counter, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Isn't it really boring to eat these every day?"

"Isn't it only when you eat too much sweets that you feel tired?" Steve took a bottle of milk from the counter and said with a smile.

"You can never get tired of eating sweets!" Ruby said as she quietly extended a small tentacle from Steve's back, secretly took a piece of Black Forest cake and put it in the shopping basket. Cleverly tucked it to the bottom.

Steve didn't notice Ruby's little tricks, so when he checked out, he was very surprised to find that there was an extra piece of Black Forest cake, a piece of tiramisu, a package of original cream puffs and A bottle of strawberry yogurt.

"Sixty dollars in total, cash or card?"

Steve: "...cash, thanks."

Ruby was so moved that she cried, "Dad, you are so kind, thank you Dad."

Steve shook his head dumbfounded.

……

After having sweets, Ruby's quality of life and happiness index soared.

As a rice bug who only needs to stay in the host and chat with him to gain fit and dessert without worrying about gaining weight, Ruby's only dissatisfaction is that Steve has to force her to come out every time before taking a bath, and then Throw her in the cat litter, take a bath and get dressed before allowing her to re-parasitize.

"What's so embarrassing about this?" Ruby was very puzzled, "Isn't it true that I haven't seen it? How can a person over 100 years old act like an innocent boy? If he is capable, he will never go to the toilet in his life, otherwise I will It’s not about taking care of yourself.”

"Didn't you realize that your mentality is getting old and rascal?" the system soul tortured.

Ruby: "..."

For Steve, however, life was not so easy.

Leaving aside the embarrassing problem of taking a bath, the number one problem he faces at present is the brain-dead drama that Ruby must watch every night.

Steve has been through a whole week of brain-dead drama, feeling like his IQ has dropped a little bit every day.

Finally one day, he couldn't take it anymore, sat on the sofa with a serious face, and started a family meeting with Ruby.

"Ruby," he said, "we need to talk."

"what's wrong?"

"You've got control of the TV remote for last week, so shouldn't it be me this week?" Steve asked very seriously.

"Then you have gained control of your body last week, so should your body belong to me this week?" Ruby said.

"It's not the same thing!" Steve was speechless for a while.

"Okay." Being flexible and stretching has always been Ruby's beautiful quality, she immediately made a compromise, "Well, let's take a step back, the remote control is yours, but the show is still watching the drama we watched yesterday, everyone is happy. "

Steve: "..."

"Steve, are you okay?"

It was this soft voice again, like a kitten acting coquettishly, and the hearts of the listeners would melt away.

In desperation, Steve switched the channel from the documentary on the animal world back to the dog blood eight o'clock, then picked up the meat floss cream cake he just bought, and took a bite as if resigned to his fate.

"It's so delicious." Ruby popped a small head from his shoulder, with a happy and intoxicated expression on his face, "Do you know what the happiest thing in this world is?"

"What is it?" Steve asked while chewing on the cake.

"You can taste the taste of dessert and the happiness of being full without worrying about gaining weight." Ruby said, "I am the happiest person in the world!"

"..." Steve smiled helplessly and shook his head.

The deliciousness is yours, and the weight gain is mine. Fortunately, I have a special physique and am not afraid of gaining weight. Otherwise, based on the amount of desserts I eat these days, I think the scales will be surprised.

……

This happy life lasted for nearly a month.

This month, Ruby lived an extremely happy and fulfilling life. Since becoming a symbiont, she hasn't experienced such a peaceful and warm daily life for a long time.

"Sure enough, the truth is plain and plain." She was deeply touched.

Steve: "...I don't think it's bland at all, thank you!"

Until one day, Steve received another call from Natasha.

"Get ready for the mission."

The less words, the bigger the matter.Steve didn't talk too much nonsense, he was fully equipped immediately, put on his vibrating gold shield and was ready to leave.

"Come out Ruby, you stay home," Steve said before leaving.

"I'll go with you," Ruby said.

"No, it's dangerous." Steve frowned.

"That's why you should take me with you." Ruby said, "With me protecting you, absolutely no one can hurt you."

There was one more sentence that Ruby didn't say:

What a perfect opportunity to brush up on fit!

Although it usually increases very quickly, once the fit level reaches 60%, it will not move. It seems that unless it is an actual battle, it may be more difficult to increase than Steve's bewitching level.

Steve was stunned for a moment, thinking of the robbery when the two of them officially met for the first time, Ruby did spare no effort to protect him, and she was indeed very strong.

During this period of time, although Steve didn't say anything, he clearly felt that when Ruby was in his body, his strength had been greatly enhanced. This alone was enough to make anyone jealous, let alone Ruby also provides invulnerability protection.

And Ruby stayed in his body the whole time, so there should be no possibility of passing him and hurting this little alien.

"Okay." He said, "Then you stay in my body well and don't come out casually, understand?"

"But if..." If you encounter any danger, I will only make you stronger if I turn on the possession mode.

"I won't take you if you don't understand." Steve said.

"...Okay." Ruby whimpered.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-1418:04:50~2021-01-1514:30:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Cang Jiuyao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!