[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!
Chapter 112 The Scumbag's Day 1
In the end, Constantine stopped Ruby who had already raised the sledgehammer and was about to hit the wall.
"You will only enrage the demon," he said, "and it will torture you to death even more furiously."
"Okay." Ruby was discouraged, and took out a large handful of chewing gum from her pocket and stuffed it into her mouth, "Then tell me what to do."
"I just tried it, and I can't use magic even if I am possessed by you, so I can't replace you. When the exorcism is done later, you strictly follow every step I said, and I will teach you to read Cursed," Constantine said.
Ruby immediately regained her spirits: "You want to teach me magic?"
Constantine: "...it can be considered magic."
Ruby: If you say that, then I won't be sleepy.
"What mantra are you reciting? Avada Kedavra?" Ruby was in high spirits.
"...I didn't graduate from Hogwarts, and Hogwarts doesn't teach exorcism." Constantine muttered a series of strange words: "Follow me: %@#&$... "
Ruby: "..."
What the hell?
She learned it like a parrot for a long time, and finally succeeded in biting her own tongue. The pain was so painful that the sun and the moon were dark.
Ruby covered her mouth and tears were about to fall: "Why is there such a weird language in this world, Constantine, you plot against me!"
Constantine: "..."
Some people probably just really don't have the talent for magic.
Constantine said helplessly: "Okay, then, you stabilize your emotions first, and calm down when you meet a demon, it will take advantage of your fear. Then you take out the small bottle of holy water in your right pocket and splash it Just a face."
Ruby: "So easy?"
Constantine: "Yeah."
What he didn't say was that the small bottle of holy water was truly blessed by the gods, and there were only a few drops left in the world. Even if Lucifer came in person, he had to avoid it.
Except for the vial he kept in his hand, all the others were kept by the Vatican as the highest standard of holy relics, and only the Pope was qualified to use them.
There is no need to use such expensive things to deal with this kind of demon, but Constantine is quite worried that the little girl will not be able to deal with the demon, and it will be bad if the car overturns. Using holy water is the safest way.
Ruby didn't know how precious this thing was, so she immediately reached out to take it out of her pocket, but she didn't know if she didn't take it out. She was startled when she took it out, and there was a lot of things in this pocket, and the space inside was at least as big as a cubic meter!
"With, with the space?"
"This dress is a magic item." Constantine said, "Look for it, it should be inside."
"No wonder you wear this dress every day." Ruby complained while digging, "Have you ever washed this dress?"
Constantine: "...I am a magician."
"Understood." Ruby said, "Clean up?"
Constantine: "..."
You said I didn't graduate from Hogwarts!
Ruby finally managed to get the small bottle out and stuffed it into another normal pocket, along with the cigarette pouch and chewing gum.
"What next?" she asked.
"wait."
The ghost will appear by itself.
……
What followed was a long and boring wait.
Ruby first turned on the TV to watch a sitcom, and felt bored after watching it for a long time, then went to the refrigerator to find something to eat, and finally found a piece of strawberry pie that she hadn't eaten yet!
Ruby: Great harvest!
So Constantine watched Ruby happily take out a knife and fork in a haunted house with her shell on her back, and ate strawberry pie.
The demon observing secretly: "..."
Damn it, as expected of the legendary Constantine, he can eat dessert so easily in such a weird atmosphere!
Is he looking down on himself!
The devil felt greatly offended, and was almost pissed off.
No, this can still be tolerated! ?
The devil is too angry, and I am going to give this egomaniac a little color.
So it decisively opened the window with the power of thought, let the bleak cold wind blow in, then grabbed the dining table, and dragged it violently with the power of thought——
Ruby reacted very quickly, grabbed the apple pie, and even though the table was dragged around, she just widened her eyes and gnawed on the pie in her hand while trembling.
"A ghost is coming?" She was so scared that she hurriedly asked Constantine.
Constantine: ...Can you talk to me after eating what you have in your mouth? I'm so tired.
Ruby settled the apple pie in two or three mouthfuls: "It's easy to do things when you're full."
After swallowing, she suddenly felt a dull pain in her chest again.Ruby's face changed slightly, and she couldn't help coughing.
For a while, the pain couldn't be suppressed even by painkillers. Ruby only felt that someone was stabbing her crazily with a knife. The pain was so painful that she couldn't speak.
Devil's ecstasy: Take advantage of his illness and kill him, if you don't sneak attack at this time, when will you wait!
So the demon immediately teleported behind Ruby, and stretched out its claws to dig out her heart without hesitation.
Devil: It's flattering, the heart of Constantine, it's sure to be a great tonic.
Constantine reacted quickly, immediately controlled his body, and dodged this move.
His violent movement immediately made Ruby more painful.
"Hastily, Konstantin, slow down, it hurts!" She was so painful that tears were about to flow down.
Constantine didn't dare to move for a moment.
He can't feel the pain in his body now, but obviously every action he takes now will make Ruby's life worse than death.
demon:"……?"
what's the situation?What hurts to slow down?
Ruby wiped the blood coughed up from the corner of her mouth while touching the holy water, but was hit by a chair thrown by the devil, and fell to the ground after losing her footing.She even felt that the bone was cracked where she was hit by the chair.
Ruby: ...It hurts so much, it's so difficult, why is exorcism so troublesome! ?Constantine, can't you take care of your broken body?
"John Constantine..." The devil's voice echoed in her ears, "Look at you now, how sad, why no one came to save you? Oh, I forgot, your friends are all dead It's gone, thanks to you, hahahahahaha!"
"Who says they're all dead? This girl isn't dead yet!" Ruby gritted her teeth and stood up from the ground, wanting to continue touching the holy water, but was blown against the wall by a gust of demonic wind again, dizzy , almost fainted on the spot.
"Well, it seems that I'm about to die..." Ruby spit out blood while lying on the ground.
Constantine was a little anxious, but there was nothing he could do.
He couldn't use the magic power in his body, and he didn't dare to control his body, so he could only stand by and watch.
Ruby fell to the ground and struggled to breathe. She felt that she was panting like a bellows, with more air out and less air in. It was like a fish thrown on the beach, about to suffocate to death.
It hurts to death—it really hurts to death, like thousands of small knives are cutting her lungs and trachea, and every breath is cut into pieces.Yes, it's true that you won't be able to die for a while, but it might as well be dead!
——So how on earth did Constantine endure such severe pain?
He didn't even say a word when he got sick, and since Ruby followed him, she never heard him cry of pain.
As far as the current frequency of attacks is concerned, at least 20.00% of his day is accompanied by severe pain.
Ruby was immediately in awe of the guy.
She saw the devil approaching gradually, but the severe pain made her unable to move, so she could only reach out to touch the holy water with great effort, but the pain had already made her sweat all over her body, and she was unconscious, and her eyes were blurred by cold sweat and physiological tears , she couldn't see where the demon in front of her was.
Constantine sighed.
"Unleash the magic, Ruby," he whispered in Ruby's ear.
It doesn't matter if you can't beat this demon.
We can call on stronger demons to help.
Ruby was slightly taken aback.
In the next second, she obeyed her body's instinct and let go of her control over the magic power.
The power of the magic pillar was about to move, and at the moment when her power exploded, six scarlet evil eyes suddenly opened in the void behind her, staring coldly at the demon in front of her.
The demon froze for a moment, then took several steps back.
"Three, three, three palaces..." It even started to tie its tongue, and a distorted and terrified expression appeared on its ugly face.
Sangongmo sneered chillingly: "Where did the garbage come from, get out."
The demon immediately pissed in fright: "I'm sorry! I'm leaving now!"
Then, Ruby watched helplessly as the demon opened the passage overnight and ran back to hell without looking back.
Ruby: "...?"
She struggled to get up, sat on the ground with her back against the wall, panting with difficulty, before she could comprehend everything in front of her, she saw a devil's hand protruding from the void, and pressed the hand behind her. on the wall.
Ruby, who was suddenly stunned by the wall, held her lungs, showing a puzzled expression: ...?
"Konstantin..." Sangong said, "You trash can't beat such a trash?"
Ruby was confused: "...Uh, sorry, who are you?"
Constantine doesn't seem to have mentioned that he has a soulmate who knows how to wall him off?
Sangongmo: "...???"
So, Ruby and Sangong Mo faced each other in a dazed manner, both wondering whether the other's mind was broken.
Constantine, who was eating melons and watching the show, hid in Ruby's body and laughed.
The Sangong Demon also reacted, and there was a trace of surprise in his six eyes: "...Wait, you are not Constantine."
"Are you his familiar or something?" Ruby asked tentatively as she glanced at the devil's claw propped against her ear.
"..." Sangong Mo was stunned for a moment, and then furious: "Familiar?! How dare you call me by such a humble name, you little bastard!"
Ruby stood up from the ground with some difficulty, took out painkillers from her pocket with trembling hands, swallowed two pills, and then eased back a bit, then sat back on the sofa dizzily.
"No, it's not..." she muttered, "Why are you angry?"
Sangong Mo looked at her with great interest, and said, "Konstantin's soul has been replaced. It's interesting...Little thing, if you want to return to your own body, I can help you."
"How to help?" Ruby's eyes lit up.
Sangong Mo sneered and said: "It's very simple, you kill this body, so that your soul can escape from the body, and then I will pull your soul back to your own body."
Ruby: "...you asked me to kill Constantine?"
Sangongmo: "That's right."
Ruby was shocked: "I thought you were friends?"
Sangong growled unhappily: "Friend? Are you cursing me? Who the hell is Constantine's friend!!"
It's not that Constantine doesn't have friends, he makes one friend and dies another friend, this little thing says he is Constantine's friend, isn't that just cursing himself to death!
Sangong Mo was furious.
You're young, you have a bad heart, you nasty little thing!
Ruby: "..."
Constantine: "..."
"You will only enrage the demon," he said, "and it will torture you to death even more furiously."
"Okay." Ruby was discouraged, and took out a large handful of chewing gum from her pocket and stuffed it into her mouth, "Then tell me what to do."
"I just tried it, and I can't use magic even if I am possessed by you, so I can't replace you. When the exorcism is done later, you strictly follow every step I said, and I will teach you to read Cursed," Constantine said.
Ruby immediately regained her spirits: "You want to teach me magic?"
Constantine: "...it can be considered magic."
Ruby: If you say that, then I won't be sleepy.
"What mantra are you reciting? Avada Kedavra?" Ruby was in high spirits.
"...I didn't graduate from Hogwarts, and Hogwarts doesn't teach exorcism." Constantine muttered a series of strange words: "Follow me: %@#&$... "
Ruby: "..."
What the hell?
She learned it like a parrot for a long time, and finally succeeded in biting her own tongue. The pain was so painful that the sun and the moon were dark.
Ruby covered her mouth and tears were about to fall: "Why is there such a weird language in this world, Constantine, you plot against me!"
Constantine: "..."
Some people probably just really don't have the talent for magic.
Constantine said helplessly: "Okay, then, you stabilize your emotions first, and calm down when you meet a demon, it will take advantage of your fear. Then you take out the small bottle of holy water in your right pocket and splash it Just a face."
Ruby: "So easy?"
Constantine: "Yeah."
What he didn't say was that the small bottle of holy water was truly blessed by the gods, and there were only a few drops left in the world. Even if Lucifer came in person, he had to avoid it.
Except for the vial he kept in his hand, all the others were kept by the Vatican as the highest standard of holy relics, and only the Pope was qualified to use them.
There is no need to use such expensive things to deal with this kind of demon, but Constantine is quite worried that the little girl will not be able to deal with the demon, and it will be bad if the car overturns. Using holy water is the safest way.
Ruby didn't know how precious this thing was, so she immediately reached out to take it out of her pocket, but she didn't know if she didn't take it out. She was startled when she took it out, and there was a lot of things in this pocket, and the space inside was at least as big as a cubic meter!
"With, with the space?"
"This dress is a magic item." Constantine said, "Look for it, it should be inside."
"No wonder you wear this dress every day." Ruby complained while digging, "Have you ever washed this dress?"
Constantine: "...I am a magician."
"Understood." Ruby said, "Clean up?"
Constantine: "..."
You said I didn't graduate from Hogwarts!
Ruby finally managed to get the small bottle out and stuffed it into another normal pocket, along with the cigarette pouch and chewing gum.
"What next?" she asked.
"wait."
The ghost will appear by itself.
……
What followed was a long and boring wait.
Ruby first turned on the TV to watch a sitcom, and felt bored after watching it for a long time, then went to the refrigerator to find something to eat, and finally found a piece of strawberry pie that she hadn't eaten yet!
Ruby: Great harvest!
So Constantine watched Ruby happily take out a knife and fork in a haunted house with her shell on her back, and ate strawberry pie.
The demon observing secretly: "..."
Damn it, as expected of the legendary Constantine, he can eat dessert so easily in such a weird atmosphere!
Is he looking down on himself!
The devil felt greatly offended, and was almost pissed off.
No, this can still be tolerated! ?
The devil is too angry, and I am going to give this egomaniac a little color.
So it decisively opened the window with the power of thought, let the bleak cold wind blow in, then grabbed the dining table, and dragged it violently with the power of thought——
Ruby reacted very quickly, grabbed the apple pie, and even though the table was dragged around, she just widened her eyes and gnawed on the pie in her hand while trembling.
"A ghost is coming?" She was so scared that she hurriedly asked Constantine.
Constantine: ...Can you talk to me after eating what you have in your mouth? I'm so tired.
Ruby settled the apple pie in two or three mouthfuls: "It's easy to do things when you're full."
After swallowing, she suddenly felt a dull pain in her chest again.Ruby's face changed slightly, and she couldn't help coughing.
For a while, the pain couldn't be suppressed even by painkillers. Ruby only felt that someone was stabbing her crazily with a knife. The pain was so painful that she couldn't speak.
Devil's ecstasy: Take advantage of his illness and kill him, if you don't sneak attack at this time, when will you wait!
So the demon immediately teleported behind Ruby, and stretched out its claws to dig out her heart without hesitation.
Devil: It's flattering, the heart of Constantine, it's sure to be a great tonic.
Constantine reacted quickly, immediately controlled his body, and dodged this move.
His violent movement immediately made Ruby more painful.
"Hastily, Konstantin, slow down, it hurts!" She was so painful that tears were about to flow down.
Constantine didn't dare to move for a moment.
He can't feel the pain in his body now, but obviously every action he takes now will make Ruby's life worse than death.
demon:"……?"
what's the situation?What hurts to slow down?
Ruby wiped the blood coughed up from the corner of her mouth while touching the holy water, but was hit by a chair thrown by the devil, and fell to the ground after losing her footing.She even felt that the bone was cracked where she was hit by the chair.
Ruby: ...It hurts so much, it's so difficult, why is exorcism so troublesome! ?Constantine, can't you take care of your broken body?
"John Constantine..." The devil's voice echoed in her ears, "Look at you now, how sad, why no one came to save you? Oh, I forgot, your friends are all dead It's gone, thanks to you, hahahahahaha!"
"Who says they're all dead? This girl isn't dead yet!" Ruby gritted her teeth and stood up from the ground, wanting to continue touching the holy water, but was blown against the wall by a gust of demonic wind again, dizzy , almost fainted on the spot.
"Well, it seems that I'm about to die..." Ruby spit out blood while lying on the ground.
Constantine was a little anxious, but there was nothing he could do.
He couldn't use the magic power in his body, and he didn't dare to control his body, so he could only stand by and watch.
Ruby fell to the ground and struggled to breathe. She felt that she was panting like a bellows, with more air out and less air in. It was like a fish thrown on the beach, about to suffocate to death.
It hurts to death—it really hurts to death, like thousands of small knives are cutting her lungs and trachea, and every breath is cut into pieces.Yes, it's true that you won't be able to die for a while, but it might as well be dead!
——So how on earth did Constantine endure such severe pain?
He didn't even say a word when he got sick, and since Ruby followed him, she never heard him cry of pain.
As far as the current frequency of attacks is concerned, at least 20.00% of his day is accompanied by severe pain.
Ruby was immediately in awe of the guy.
She saw the devil approaching gradually, but the severe pain made her unable to move, so she could only reach out to touch the holy water with great effort, but the pain had already made her sweat all over her body, and she was unconscious, and her eyes were blurred by cold sweat and physiological tears , she couldn't see where the demon in front of her was.
Constantine sighed.
"Unleash the magic, Ruby," he whispered in Ruby's ear.
It doesn't matter if you can't beat this demon.
We can call on stronger demons to help.
Ruby was slightly taken aback.
In the next second, she obeyed her body's instinct and let go of her control over the magic power.
The power of the magic pillar was about to move, and at the moment when her power exploded, six scarlet evil eyes suddenly opened in the void behind her, staring coldly at the demon in front of her.
The demon froze for a moment, then took several steps back.
"Three, three, three palaces..." It even started to tie its tongue, and a distorted and terrified expression appeared on its ugly face.
Sangongmo sneered chillingly: "Where did the garbage come from, get out."
The demon immediately pissed in fright: "I'm sorry! I'm leaving now!"
Then, Ruby watched helplessly as the demon opened the passage overnight and ran back to hell without looking back.
Ruby: "...?"
She struggled to get up, sat on the ground with her back against the wall, panting with difficulty, before she could comprehend everything in front of her, she saw a devil's hand protruding from the void, and pressed the hand behind her. on the wall.
Ruby, who was suddenly stunned by the wall, held her lungs, showing a puzzled expression: ...?
"Konstantin..." Sangong said, "You trash can't beat such a trash?"
Ruby was confused: "...Uh, sorry, who are you?"
Constantine doesn't seem to have mentioned that he has a soulmate who knows how to wall him off?
Sangongmo: "...???"
So, Ruby and Sangong Mo faced each other in a dazed manner, both wondering whether the other's mind was broken.
Constantine, who was eating melons and watching the show, hid in Ruby's body and laughed.
The Sangong Demon also reacted, and there was a trace of surprise in his six eyes: "...Wait, you are not Constantine."
"Are you his familiar or something?" Ruby asked tentatively as she glanced at the devil's claw propped against her ear.
"..." Sangong Mo was stunned for a moment, and then furious: "Familiar?! How dare you call me by such a humble name, you little bastard!"
Ruby stood up from the ground with some difficulty, took out painkillers from her pocket with trembling hands, swallowed two pills, and then eased back a bit, then sat back on the sofa dizzily.
"No, it's not..." she muttered, "Why are you angry?"
Sangong Mo looked at her with great interest, and said, "Konstantin's soul has been replaced. It's interesting...Little thing, if you want to return to your own body, I can help you."
"How to help?" Ruby's eyes lit up.
Sangong Mo sneered and said: "It's very simple, you kill this body, so that your soul can escape from the body, and then I will pull your soul back to your own body."
Ruby: "...you asked me to kill Constantine?"
Sangongmo: "That's right."
Ruby was shocked: "I thought you were friends?"
Sangong growled unhappily: "Friend? Are you cursing me? Who the hell is Constantine's friend!!"
It's not that Constantine doesn't have friends, he makes one friend and dies another friend, this little thing says he is Constantine's friend, isn't that just cursing himself to death!
Sangong Mo was furious.
You're young, you have a bad heart, you nasty little thing!
Ruby: "..."
Constantine: "..."
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