[Zhongyingmei] It's not a slime!

Ruby opened her eyes.

She was about to stretch, but found that her breath was stuck in her trachea, and she felt like she was choking for a while.

So she subconsciously wanted to take a deep breath to make her breathing easier, but a burst of heart-piercing pain came, and she couldn't breathe smoothly, but instead made her cough desperately.

Ruby was shocked while coughing: ...Wait, what happened, I can breathe?

As a symbiont, she actually doesn't need oxygen!

She quickly sat up from the bed while coughing.

After this action was completed, she realized——

Wait a moment.

Why can she sit up?

Ruby glanced at her body while lowering her head, and was shocked to find——

"Fuck!" She was stunned, "This, this, isn't this Constantine's body!!"

As soon as she finished saying this, she couldn't help coughing, her chest hurt so much that it was as if someone was crushing a boulder crazily, she didn't hold back for a while, and spit out a mouthful of blood, which fell on the cold wooden floor.

"Damn it...it hurts...how could it be so painful..." Ruby clutched her chest, she was dumbfounded, she just wanted to stand up, but when her legs fought, she fell to the ground with a plop and fell into a pool of blood inside.

The fall was quite hard, but obviously the pain couldn't be compared with the pain in the chest, so Ruby didn't feel anything.

She is already dazed.

No, wait a minute!

Why did she become Constantine!

What about the system?

System, come out and save me!

However, the system has no sound at all, as if it is dead.

Ruby lay on the floor without moving for a long time.

My chest hurts.

The floor is so hard.

The body is so cold.

I feel uncomfortable and want to cry, come quickly, give me ibuprofen, aspirin, morphine □□!Just knock me out with a stick!

So Constantine used to wear such a body to exorcise demons everywhere?

She was lying on the ground wondering about her life, when suddenly she heard a snap, and a lump of white slime fell off the bed, just in front of her.

Ruby glanced at it, and immediately sat up without knowing where the strength came from——

"You! Constantine! Tell me if this is a good thing you did!" She said angrily at the lump of slime.

With the imprint of the contract, she could tell at a glance that Constantine was in her original body!

Constantine was also speechless.

As soon as he woke up, he found that he had lost his limbs and lungs, and curled up in the soft blanket, not to mention how comfortable it was.

You know, how long has it been since he experienced this healthy feeling of being comfortable and refreshed, as if he could get up early and run ten laps around the playground?

This is so cool... no wonder!

When such a strange thing happened, Constantine's first reaction was that someone wanted to kill him.

So he took a quick look at his body, and was shocked to find——

Wait, isn't this Ruby's body?

He was still wondering, when he found that the sleeping body next to him suddenly sat up, coughing hard, and even coughed up blood.Before he could recover, his body fell heavily on the floor again. The sound of the fall was so heavy that Constantine was about to feel a phantom pain.

He heard his own body say in an unbelievably silly tone: "Isn't this Constantine's body!"

Constantine: ...It sounds like the tone of a little silly symbiont.

Well, he got it.

So they switched bodies after waking up?

So, one person and one symbiosis lay on the floor and looked at each other, and both read a message from each other's eyes:

I can't understand, but I was shocked.

……

After a while of jumping around.

Ruby threw Constantine into the sofa, rummaged through boxes and chests to find the cough syrup he had stuffed into the drawer, and drank it all in one go.

Konstantin nestled on the soft sofa, half of his soft body sank into the pillow, and his comfortable red eyes narrowed.

As soon as Ruby turned around, she saw Konstantin comfortably about to ascend to immortality, so she couldn't get angry.

As soon as she stretched out her hand, she picked up Constantine, and said fiercely: "Hey, what have you done, quickly change our bodies back!"

Constantine lazily half-opened his eyes: "How do I know, it's like this when I wake up."

Ruby was so angry that she rubbed his soft body for a while: "I don't believe it! You, a scumbag with a full stomach, must have moved your hands and feet!"

Constantine was rubbed dizzily: "Okay, okay, stop rubbing! ——It should be a magical accident."

Ruby paused. "A magical accident?"

Constantine said: "There may have been a small accident during the exorcism yesterday, which caused the magic pillar to become unstable, and the leakage of magic power affected our souls."

After all, their bodies are mixed together, and if there is a small accident, it is likely to cause their souls to stagger.

Lu Ruru was struck by lightning: "Isn't it!? Help! Then is there any way to exchange us back!! One thing to say - your body is really soft and cool, you can't stop at all... ..."

Constantine who was kneaded into a lump of slime: "..."

The more Ruby thought about it, the more aggrieved she became.

She is a young girl at a very young age, she has done nothing wrong, how can she be stuffed into a shell with advanced lung cancer and wait to die? ?

"It can be exchanged... um..." Constantine couldn't speak clearly after being squeezed, "Oh, stop rubbing..."

Ruby's eyes lit up: "Really? How do I get it back?"

Constantine said: "When the magical energy that was accidentally leaked is exhausted, it should be able to be exchanged automatically."

"How long will that take?"

Constantine fell into an awkward silence: "..."

Ruby's heart rang alarm bells: "Wait, Constantine, you won't be able to get back after I die of illness, right?"

Constantine said, "I don't know that."

He didn't know how much magical energy was accidentally leaked.

Ruby: "......"

After pausing for a second, Ruby picked up Constantine's tattered flip phone at the speed of light.

Constantine: "What are you going to do?"

Ruby looked serious: "Call an ambulance."

Constantine: "...? Why?"

Ruby: "Of course I, a poor terminal lung cancer patient, was sent to the hospital for chemotherapy! This girl is going to die of pain, okay, how do you usually bear it?"

Constantine: "..."

Although, can you stop calling yourself "my girl" in my voice!Those who didn't know thought it was a transgender person!

"I'm afraid it won't work right now," Constantine said.

"Why?" Ruby asked angrily.

"A family member was entangled by the devil, and someone contacted me." Constantine said calmly, "If you go to the hospital for chemotherapy now, they will probably be wiped out when you leave the hospital."

Ruby: "..."

After a while, she pointed to herself with disbelief: "Wait, you mean, you want me to exorcise demons?"

Constantine: "..."

Seeing his face making a "you're kidding me" expression and saying what he just said, he always felt that he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

"Then why not? Shall I go?" Constantine said.

Ruby looked at the little symbiote Constantine lazily paralyzed in her hand, pinched his paw angrily, and squeezed Constantine out from between her fingers: "But I don't know how to exorcise demons." !"

"I'll teach you," Constantine said.

"..." Ruby was silent for a while.

It's not impossible, but...

But she really loves those grotesque evil spirits...

……

In the end, Ruby decided reluctantly (physically) to bite the bullet and go to exorcism.

——After all, this is a matter of the lives of the whole family!

She hurriedly washed up, tidied up her messy hair, and frantically tried to shave, but almost shaved her handsome face.

Constantine had no choice but to stretch out a small tentacle to shave his own body.

Ruby was a little itchy from him, and she shrank her chin, but Constantine didn't have time to react, and almost scratched and disfigured herself with another knife.

"Don't move." He said hastily.

"...Oh." Ruby said sleepily, "Then what if I want to cough?"

Constantine: "Hold on."

Ruby: "... Can you bear it? I never see you can hold back your cough!"

After finally shaving, Ruby put on a windbreaker and walked out of the motel.

By this time the sun had risen high and it was almost noon.The hotel owner sitting behind the reception counter saw her coming out and greeted her warmly: "Good morning, Konstantin."

Ruby realized that this was calling her, and subconsciously showed a very friendly smile at the boss: "Morning!"

Boss: "...? Are you in such a good mood today?"

Ruby: "..."

Constantine: "...laughing foolishly."

Ruby quickly put back the bright smile on her face, and tried her best to put on Constantine's usual stern look.

...it just looks weirder.

Ruby was walking outside, but before her feet crossed the threshold, she suddenly felt a heart-piercing pain and couldn't help coughing.

She was really going to be driven crazy by the severe pain in her chest. If it wasn't for the powerful magic power supporting this body, she would have passed out long ago.

But... now it's better to just pass out!At least people can be more comfortable!

She was unsteady on her feet, tripped over the threshold with a snap, and a tall man about 1.8 meters fell to the ground with a snap.

Boss behind the counter: "...Konstantin! Are you okay!"

The short, chunky boss ran out of the counter in a hurry to help Ruby who was coughing on the ground, but was shocked to find that this regular customer whom he had always had a good impression of fell down and vomited blood! !

The boss was struck by lightning: "!!!"

The guest vomited blood at the door of his hotel, which is not bad! !

……

So, 3 minutes later.

Accompanied by a burst of flashing lights and rapid sirens, Ruby was carried on a stretcher, pushed into an ambulance, and rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment: "..."

Constantine: "..."