paranoid like you

After surviving the hottest summer, I finally entered the third year of high school.

On the first day of school on September [-]st, No. [-] Middle School welcomed a new batch of freshman students.

This year's No. [-] Middle School's enrollment situation is particularly good. After watching the promotional videos of "Sunshine Boy" and "Folk Idol", many junior high school graduates enroll in No. [-] Middle School because they want to meet the legendary male god Fu Chaosi.

In order to cater to the freshmen, the principal specially asked Fu Chaosi to give a speech on the first day of school.In order to prevent accidents, the principal prepared a speech draft for Fu Chaosi half a month ago, and he only needed to take the draft and read it on the same day.

But what the principal didn't understand was that Fu Chaosi hated the Chinese characters as pieces.He never opened that speech at all, and went to battle empty-handed on the day of the speech.

Fu Chaosi stood in front of the rostrum, the zipper of his school uniform jacket was only pulled up to a third, and he was wearing clover sweatpants with a part of the left trouser leg rolled up, exposing his thin ankle.After trying the microphone, he opened his mouth and came, which was quite different from what was written in the manuscript.

Listening to Fu Chaosi's nonsense in the audience, the principal almost fainted out of breath.

As for whether Fu Chaosi's speech has brought encouragement to the freshmen, no one knows, but it did attract a lot of fans to Fu Chaosi.Every day after class, there are a lot of high school girls crowded at the door of the classroom, holding on to the door frame just to see him.

Especially two weeks before the start of school, Fu Chaosi couldn't fit the love letters and snacks in his desk pocket.The squad leader also carefully moved an unused table and put it in the corner, specially for Fu Chaosi to store love letters and snacks.

During the class break, Fu Chaosi was laying on the table to catch up on sleep, when the noisy voice of the sports committee sounded in his ears, "Come on, next week there will be a sports meeting, everyone sign up enthusiastically."

"Sports meeting? Sports committee, are you in a daze? Where did we get the sports meeting in our third year of high school?"

The sports committee said: "Theoretically, there is no such thing, but this year, the principal didn't know why, so he insisted on holding a sports meeting with the No. [-] Middle School next door. He said that he wanted to break the rumors of discord between the two schools, and asked all seniors to participate in it."

"Sui Sai, it's so exciting, wouldn't it be possible to meet more girls from No. 3000 Middle School? Come on! Give me a [-]-meter run!"

"I'll sign up too, and I'll sign up for the medicine ball."

The Sports Committee patted Fu Chaosi on the shoulder, "Fu Chaosi, do you want to sign up?"

"Yes, yes, Fu Chaosi, as the face of our school, you should also apply for one."

"You can save yourself, this Fu Xueba, who is only willing to use his brain and is too lazy to waste his physical strength, doesn't bother to participate in this." The big man sat on the chair in the front row of Fu Chaosi, got up and took out a bag from the back table pocket. Snacks, open and stuff in your mouth.

Fu Chaosi got up from the table, turned his neck, and said casually, "It's okay to participate."

"Hey, I'll go? Brother Fu, who was too lazy to participate in the spring sports meeting last semester?" Big Zhang was dumbfounded.

"I suddenly want to participate, can't I?" Fu Chaosi tapped his fingertips on the table lightly.

"Hey, I'll go, what if it's not you..." The big man took a mouthful of potato chips, but he still didn't forget to continue arguing.

Fu Chaosi snatched the potato chips from Big Zhang's hand, "Don't talk nonsense, don't eat the potato chips."

"Okay, it's okay if I don't say anything." The big man took back the potato chips and shut his mouth.

The sports committee took the registration form and walked beside Fu Chaosi, "Then what event do you want to apply for?"

"Brother Fu, why don't you jump high with me." Big Zhang said.

"High jump? It takes so long, it's troublesome." Fu Chaosi leaned back in the chair, put his hands on the table casually, "Find me a quicker one."

"How about the 100 meters and 200 meters?" The Sports Commission tried to recommend.

"Okay, that's it."

The preparations for the Games are in full swing.This time it is jointly organized by the two schools, and the school attaches great importance to this.The momentum was huge, and they were unwilling to admit defeat in every link.

Just for the box team, all the classes have worked hard.It is said that other classes played and sang in various ways, and went to battle together in strange costumes.But Fu Chaosi's class doesn't care at all. After all, they have the trump card of the school grass, which instantly kills all innovations.

Fu Chaosi was called to the front of the Cube team by the head teacher, and arranged for him to play a freestyle basketball when he walked to the rostrum.

The night before the sports meeting, Fu Chaosi dug out the jerseys and sneakers he had collected for many years from the closet.

On the day of the sports meeting, when Fu Chaosi wore a handsome basketball uniform and played handsome in front of the rostrum, it directly caused a sensation in the whole school.

The girls screamed wildly for his handsomeness.

The boys were discussing his outfit.

"Fuck, have you seen his pair of shoes? The airyezzy that Kanye and Nike collaborated on is still the red one. I just looked it up on the Internet two days ago, and the price of these shoes is nearly 20!"

"Damn it! What the hell is this guy doing?"

"Cut! It's not just shoes, have you seen his jersey? The Bulls' Jordan retro jersey, and there is Jordan's autograph on the back."

"Also, I saw his basketball when he passed by us just now. It also has James' signature. It seems to be signed by himself. I am so sour!"

Zhang Shuai and Ye Mu wanted to stand side by side at the front of the two classes, listening to the whispers of the surrounding students.

"Sao, let's show Fu." Zhang Shuai pushed Ye Mu who was beside him and thought, "What is the background of Fu? I used to think he was a little local tyrant from the United States, but today I think I underestimated him! "

Ye Mo didn't want to answer, staring at the person in front of him, "Damn."

The two projects of Fu Chaosi News were carried out in two days.After the opening ceremony, the 100-meter race will be played first.

As soon as he arrived at the inspection office, Fu Chaosi met Zhang Shuai.

Zhang Shuai was warming up, when he saw Fu Chaosi coming over, he said hello, "Brother Fu, please be merciful later."

Fu Chaosi pinched Zhang Shuai's flesh, and said contemptuously, "You can run away with your flesh?"

"I rely on Brother Fu. Although I have meat, it doesn't affect my ability to become a dexterous fat man." Zhang Shuai patted his stomach and raised his thumb.

"Okay, I'll wait for you to instantly kill Sifang." Fu Chaosi put his arms around Zhang Shuai's shoulders, coughed lightly and said, "By the way, that... Do you know what project Ye Mu wants to apply for?"

"What did he report, you can ask him yourself, ask me why!"

The other party's rhetorical question left Fu Chaosi speechless, with his mouth curled up, he turned and went to the side to warm up.

After the game started, Zhang Shuai finally lived up to expectations and won the last place in the group.Fu Chaosi easily entered the final with the first place in the group.In the subsequent finals, Fu Chaosi also won No.1 with an absolute advantage.

After the game, Fu Chaosi wiped the sweat from his forehead and squeezed out from a group of screaming girls.

On the way back to work, I was stopped by Zhang Shuai, "Brother Fu, after we're done today, the Liu family will gather for a barbecue."

"Okay." Just after sprinting 100 meters, Fu Chaosi was still panting.

Zhang Shuai handed him the soda in his hand, "I wanted to buy Coke, but Mu wanted to say that you like this."

"Thank you." Fu Chaosi took Fanta from the other party's hand.

"See Ang that night. I still have the shot put, so I'll withdraw first." Zhang Shuai waved his hand and walked towards the middle of the playground.

After the sports meet on the first day, when Fu Chaosi arrived at the barbecue shop, several other people had already been waiting for a long time.He sat on the empty seat next to Ye Muxiang.

Zhang Shuai said: "I was really abused by Brother Fu this year. Before I started running, Brother Fu had already gone more than ten meters away. It was scary."

Fu Chaosi held the wine bottle, "It's obvious that you are too scumbag."

"By the way, I forgot to do business." Zhang Shuai took out a few envelopes from his pocket and handed them to him, "Here, your fans asked me to hand them over to you. It is said that their photos are stuffed inside. You open Pinpin and see if there is something that suits your taste."

As he said that, he moved closer to Fu Chaosi's ear, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Although it's not authentic, I didn't tell those girls about you having Pepper, and they thought you were single." Holding Fu Chaosi's arm, he said with a smirk, "How about it, buddy, it's interesting!"

Suddenly, Ye Mu accidentally overturned the drink glass, and half of the bottle of soda spilled out.

Zhang Shuai panicked, and hurriedly wiped the envelope on the table with a piece of paper, "Damn it! Brother Fu got wet before he even looked at it. You fans will kill me if you find out."

Ye Mo wanted to help wipe it too, "I'm sorry."

Fu Chaosi still sat on the seat and didn't take it seriously, "It's okay, it doesn't matter."

"Brother Fu is fine. If it's wet, I might not be able to see the girl's picture clearly." Zhang Shuai said while looking at the envelope through the light.

"Dashuai Zhang, you don't know what to do. You don't even bother to read all the love letters in Brother Fu's class. Whoever has nothing to do will look through these two of yours." The big Zhang interjected, holding the meat skewers.

"There are many people who like you?" Ye Mo wanted to speak suddenly.

"It's not just too much, it's too much." Big Zhang interjected, "Let me tell you, there is another girl who brings food to Brother Fu every day, and it has been more than half a year. Such a sincere heart, As long as she is willing to show her face, Brother Fu can marry her on the spot."

"Big Zhang, don't fucking talk nonsense, what is going on here!" Fu Chaosi rubbed his forehead to change the subject, "What projects do you have tomorrow?"

Big Zhang raised his hand first, "I, I, I jump high!"

"I didn't ask you!" Fu Chaosi turned to Ye Moxiang and said, "Your friend?"

"High jump." Ye Muxiang said calmly.

"Hey, I'll go, Ye Mu thinks you can jump high too, it's fate and fate." Big Zhang said cheerfully.

"Are you participating in the high jump?" Fu Chaosi looked surprised.

"What?" Ye Mu wanted to say.

"It's okay." Fu Chaosi suddenly remembered something, took out his phone, "By the way, I'll show you some pictures of Yuanyuan's mischief. It's getting bigger and more difficult to deal with. It's almost tearing down my house."

As he said, he took out the phone and handed it to Ye Moxiang, "You can just turn it back, I took a lot of pictures."

Ye Mo wanted to take the phone, flipped through the pages one by one, but suddenly the movement of turning the pages stopped.

Fu Chaosi took advantage of the situation and looked over - I rely on you!

He snatched the phone, and was in a cold sweat, "Then... well, let's go, go home, there is a game tomorrow."

After all, Fu Chaosi dragged Zhang Dazi and walked out the door, not caring about the people behind him at all.This is probably the first time he failed to check out without taking the initiative.

escape.

Fu Chaosi rode his bike against the wind, and it took him a long time to recover from the wind, and he comforted himself that Ye Mo thought he must not have seen it.He turned his head and asked the person beside him, "Big man, do you still want to participate in the high jump tomorrow?"

"What?" Big Zhang was confused by the sudden words.

"If you don't want to participate, I can do it for you."