邪门 的 爱情 出现 了

The air in the room suddenly became quiet, Fu Xiaoyu really wanted to turn his head to look at Xu Jiale's expression, but as soon as the thought came up, he was immediately dismissed by himself——

No, he didn't want to know Xu Jiale's reaction at all.

He just stared straight at the small whiteboard in front of him, feeling his whole face was burning hot.

At that moment, there was only one thought left in his mind.

God, what was he thinking at the time?

Why write greatsex so big?

The time may have only passed a few seconds, but it felt like a century had passed. Finally, Xu Jiale laughed softly.

"Wow." After the alpha burst out laughing, he seemed to regain a bit of humanity, tried his best to restrain himself, touched his nose, and said in a muffled voice, "So the master of sex is actually me?"

Xu Jiale, shut up now.

Fu Xiaoyu stood there motionless.

But in fact, it was already in his heart, he had already covered his forehead, and then gritted his teeth.

It's completely wrong to slander the alpha he is passionately pursuing, but he really can't help it.

Xu Jiale didn't shut up.

Xu Jiale even stepped forward and looked more carefully at the small whiteboard on the wall.

At that moment, the first thought that popped into his mind was: Unexpectedly, Fu Xiaoyu's calligraphy is quite ugly.

Hahaha.

She is obviously a beautiful omega with an elite temperament, but her Chinese writing is crooked. Even English is not good-looking, and every letter is written round and fat.

Especially that greatsex.

Childish fonts, adult topics, extra funny, and the two fat words are circled with red hearts naively.

"Fu Xiaoyu, is there really such a greaaaaat?" Xu Jiale turned to look at Fu Xiaoyu, deliberately elongating the word.

"..." Fu Xiaoyu made up her mind.

Silence is golden, don't say a word, don't look sideways, just look forward.

This omega's fair ears were flushed from embarrassment.

Of course Xu Jiale knew that he would not answer, so he continued to look at the whiteboard with great interest.

Fu Xiaoyu actually created a mind map with him as the theme, and he could understand it at a glance. In the circle of keywords surrounding his name, the red ones were bonus items, and the black ones were deduction items.

Except for the largest and most eye-catching red greatsex, at first glance, this large white board has a lot of red parts, densely packed, including:

1. The pheromone smells good

At this moment Xu Jiale thought to himself: Of course.

2. Like to chat with him

3. gentle

4. Take me to eat delicious food (referring to crab claws)

5. Smoking (for women, and bring an ashtray with you)

6. Good Dad

7. Good for Xia En

8. He was stupid when fighting with Han Jiangque

Seeing this, Xu Jiale couldn't help wondering: Why the hell is this red?

9. Handsome

Xu Jiale watched carefully, the corners of his mouth couldn't control the upward curl.Not "good-looking", not "spiritual", not other confusing words, but concise and powerful "handsome".

If it wasn't for the limited time, Xu Jiale would have liked to recite this string repeatedly like memorizing IELTS vocabulary.

In this red storm, the vocabulary left by the black marker is obviously too rare and weak.

The first among them, of course, is the four characters of "disclaimer agreement".

Thinking back to the time before the two of them went to bed during the unexpected estrus period, he sternly claimed that they were still colleagues after the end. This incident only happened a few months ago, but it was so far away... Whether intentionally or not, he felt that he would Had amnesia on this one.

When I first saw it, I was a little embarrassed.

In addition to this, "marital status" is no exception. Xu Jiale didn't stay here too long, but it was the last point that made him dumbfounded——

The work attitude is not serious enough.

Damn, Fu Xiaoyu, what about dating, is it necessary to write this in?

The more Xu Jiale thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he simply took out a blue marker pen from the pen holder at the side, circled a point, and drew three question marks beside it.

"You, what are you doing?"

Fu Xiaoyu, who had been silent at the side, saw Xu Jiale drawing on his whiteboard, and finally couldn't help asking in a low voice.

"I need to correct your mind map." Xu Jiale snorted, then suddenly took the board off the hook out of curiosity, and turned it over to the back.

"Don't—" Fu Xiaoyu subconsciously wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

I saw the first line on the back of the whiteboard clearly read: The first step strategy: limited active contact.

The amount of information behind this is even greater. Under the limited active contact strategy, there is actually a swot table.

Damn, Xu Jiale swears, he has never stared at something as boring as a swot watch so seriously in his life.

Since childhood, he has indeed received many love letters from omega, but he has never seen the favorite method of analyzing and conquering him as a strategic goal——

He saw his heart pounding.

The swot form is obviously not completed yet, maybe this omega intends to attack him while continuing to observe and fill it out.

Fu Xiaoyu put working with him on the last love project seriously under the column of advantages, and this turned out to be his only advantage.

In the column of opportunities, Omega filled in solemnly: take advantage of working together to create opportunities for coexistence.

Next to the item of creating opportunities for coexistence, there was a small yellow post-it note, which briefly listed a few restaurants that Xu Jiale might like to eat.

Xu Jiale suddenly couldn't help remembering that this omega invited him to dinner all day long on the grounds of work, and thought he was unconscious.

In fact, if you look carefully, you will find that Fu Xiaoyu wrote very little about her strengths on this self-assessment form, but she wrote a lot about her weaknesses.

He put his busy schedule as a disadvantage, his tough personality as a disadvantage, and even wrote his bad impression in front of Xu Jiale's brother as a disadvantage.

Xu Jiale suddenly realized that the reason why this omega was so desperate when playing basketball that day might be precisely because Fu Xiaoyu always had a strong desire to reverse this part of the disadvantage.

This omega wanted him so sincerely.

The swot form is drawn very wide, but there are very few things to fill in at the bottom. It seems that Fu Xiaoyu can write less and less.

After a long blank space, below the table, it reads: "Strategy Step [-]: Failure."

After this sentence, the owner of the whiteboard seemed to be in a brief moment of confusion. It could be seen that he had written a few words in a hurry, then ticked them off with a marker pen, and finally wrote a concise sentence in messy handwriting ——

He doesn't like me.

These words made Xu Jiale's heart suddenly sour.

He seemed to have glimpsed Fu Xiaoyu's mood when he approached him foolishly through this whiteboard, from the ambitious approach, from carefully formulating every step of the strategy, to the final confusion and loss.

Xu Jiale gripped the blue marker pen, drew a horizontal line under the sentence "He doesn't like me", and then marked X heavily on the side.

"I'm taking this board with me."

Xu Jiale suddenly whispered.

"Xu Jiale..."

Fu Xiaoyu originally felt that this was very shameful, but when he watched Alpha viciously corrected that sentence on his whiteboard, his voice suddenly became softer, and he... didn't want to refuse.

As Xu Jiale said, he was about to put the whiteboard into a bag with great care, but the moment he turned the board over again, he suddenly narrowed his eyes——

The word "Jia" in his name...

Fu Xiaoyu actually wrote his name wrong.

He used the whiteboard to lightly pat Omega on the head: "Damn it, Fu Xiaoyu, can't you even write Ji? There's a mouth, not a day."

God, there is no most shameful, only more shameful.

There was a bang in Fu Xiaoyu's head.

It’s not that he doesn’t know how to write, it’s that he went abroad to study in these years, and there were very few opportunities to write Chinese by hand. Later, when he returned to China, his work was all electronic, and he didn’t care too much when he wrote random things by hand. Such an embarrassing thing.

"Give it to me, Xu Jiale, let me change it." Subconsciously, Fu Xiaoyu wanted to grab the whiteboard, her entire face flushed with anxiety.

"You still want to change it?" Xu Jiale said: "I can't change it, Fu Xiaoyu, even writing the wrong name of the person I like will be imprinted on the pillar of shame forever. When I get home, write the words Xu Jiale to me." Write it three hundred times, and if you don’t finish it, you won’t eat.”

"Xu Jiale!" Fu Xiaoyu was in a hurry. He could write his name three hundred times, but he had to change it: "I, this is my board, why can't I change it?"

"Maybe it's because," Xu Jiale said with a smile, "Did I do well in sex?"

"..." Fu Xiaoyu was so choked that she couldn't speak a word.

Xu Jiale's mood was too good to be true, and he found strange pleasures.

When the two of them picked out the shirts to take home together, when Fu Xiaoyu said he wanted to bring a color that would look cooler during the video conference, he could suddenly say, "Fu Xiaoyu, how great is it?"

Fu Xiaoyu pretended not to hear when he was pulling clothes, he could continue playing alone: ​​"Need to draw a big red heart so great?"

Xu Jiale felt that he could insert greatsex memes in any conversation anytime, anywhere.

Yes, he is the annual bad dog king, but he found the ultimate happiness in this extreme childishness.

After tidying up several bags of things that needed to be taken away at Fu Xiaoyu's house, when Xu Jiale carried them outside, Fu Xiaoyu obediently stood by the side of the driveway waiting for him.

Xu Jiale still had a lingering smile on his face, and when he was about to close the Tesla's trunk after carrying it, he suddenly saw a black Mercedes-Benz with a big G slowly driving into the driveway.

He turned his head to look at Fu Xiaoyu, his eyes were a little searching, and Omega was also a little confused, he really hadn't seen this car.

Just as the two of them were exchanging glances, after Big G's car door opened, a tall alpha in a gray suit got out of the car with a large bouquet of daffodils like visiting patients.

Unfortunately, his sight was blocked by Tesla, and he didn't see Fu Xiaoyu behind him for a while, so he smiled politely at Xu Jiale, stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, my name is Wen, and I want to visit Mr. Fu, May I ask who you are?"

The author says:

Xu Jiale: I'm a fucking master of sex.