The cat owner sells his art but not his body

When the Spring Festival is approaching, the roads become more and more smooth, and the traffic jams on the roads are usually endless, but now even on the main roads of the city, there are few cars, and there are not many cars.

The driver was also on vacation. Du Ruilan was driving, and Su Li was sitting in the co-pilot peeling an orange. After peeling, he stuffed a piece into Du Ruilan's mouth, and ate another piece himself, muttering, "It's delicious."

Du Ruilan swallowed the orange petals in his mouth: "I really convinced you, I can still ask for one of the things I gave to your mother, Zai Zai, don't do such useless things in the future, okay, if you want to eat, let's go back and buy it."

Su Li blushed: "I just haven't eaten an orange from 68, I want to try it! What's the matter, if you think it's embarrassing, you can change it."

Du Ruilan smiled and shook her head: "Forget it."

"What do you mean forget it?!" Su Li bared his teeth and tried to scratch him, but Du Ruilan gently dodged him: "Don't make trouble, just drive."

Su Li said without hesitation: "Whoever told you to provoke me, at worst, we will die in love together."

Du Ruilan glanced at him and warned, "Su Zaizai, if you talk nonsense again, I'll beat you up."

Su Li bared his teeth at him.

After driving for nearly two hours, Su Li was very bored. He chose a road section without cameras and turned into a cat lying on the back seat to sleep. Du Ruilan parked the car on the tree-lined road outside the villa area, turned around and called him: "Zai Zai, we are here, change back quickly."

Su Li was lying on one side, with his hind legs stretched out, and his mouth was open in his sleep, revealing two pairs of sharp canine teeth and a pink tongue, looking extremely naive.

Du Ruilan reached out and scratched his belly: "Zai Zai, wake up."

Su Li impatiently kicked him with his back foot, then slowly got up, shook his head, and stretched himself.

Du Ruilan picked up the clothes he left on the co-pilot and handed them over: "Here."

Su Li turned into a human, pulled out the panties from the clothes in Du Ruilan's hand, and began to wear them casually. Du Ruilan gasped: "You..."

Su Li looked at him blankly, half of his pants were on, and one long leg was still hanging in the air.

Du Ruilan gritted his teeth, and either simply fell to the bottom, or kept himself to the bottom, defenseless while refusing to go any further, making people angry.She crawls into his arms every night and wears his pajamas, making Du Ruilan unable to sleep well every day. If she really wants to do something, Su Li lacks interest and doesn't seem to want to cooperate very much.

It's driving people crazy.

Du Ruilan threw herself back into the seat: "It's nothing, put it on quickly, don't catch a cold."

Su Li blinked, said "Oh", and quickly put on his clothes.

After he got dressed, Du Ruilan restarted the car, drove into the villa area, drove for another ten minutes, and stopped in front of a new Chinese-style villa.

As soon as the car drove into the gate of the villa, a five or six-year-old girl rushed out, shouting loudly while running: "Cousin! Cousin! Have you brought aunt back!"

Behind her, a middle-aged man in his thirties and 40s ran out with a small beige cloak: "Yanyan, I want you to put on your coat, do you hear me?"

Seeing this, Du Ruilan smiled, opened the door to get out of the car, and picked up the girl who rushed over: "Who taught you?"

Yanyan put her arms around his neck and said obediently: "My father."

Du Ruilan glanced at the man who was putting the cloak on the girl, and the other party coughed lightly, but Yanyan then counted on her fingers: "There are also mother, grandpa, grandma, second grandpa, second grandma, great grandpa, great grandma... ..."

Du Ruilan: "..."

Should he praise his cousin's ability to teach daughters well, can he count the family tree so clearly at a young age?

Du Ruilan turned around holding Yan Yan with one hand, and put her hand on the door handle of the co-pilot: "Look, cousin will transform you into an aunt."

Yanyan nodded expectantly and rubbed her hands.

Du Ruilan opened the car door, and at the same time, Yan Yan gave out a series of praises like reciting a text: "Wow, this is my aunt! It's as good as my dream aunt! My aunt is so beautiful! Hello aunt, my name is Du Yu Yan, I like you so much!"

Su Li, who was trying to reach for the toy bought for the children on the back seat, only showing his back: "???"

At what age did this kid learn to be full of rainbow farts?

Du Ruilan couldn't help laughing out: "Your mother taught you again."

Yanyan was grinning, Su Li turned around holding a giraffe that could interact, and smiled at her, "Hi Yanyan."

Du Yuyan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly covered her small mouth, and screamed depressingly: "Mom! Mom! Come and see, auntie is so handsome!"

After finishing speaking, she stretched out a pair of small arms towards Su Li, and tried her best to throw herself into his arms. Su Li hurriedly got out of the car, put the giraffe in her arms, and then took Yan Yan over. Du Yuyan sat on him Holding the giraffe in one arm and embracing Su Li's neck in the other, he enthusiastically announced to the elders who came out one after another: "I like Auntie!"

Du Ruilan's cousin covered his face helplessly.

Before, Du Ruilan repeatedly emphasized to his family that Su Li was a little introverted towards strangers, and he might not let go, and told them to be gentle and warm to others, so as not to make him uncomfortable, so Grandpa Du hurriedly asked the eldest grandson to bring his grandson-in-law and Du Yuyan Back, this little girl has followed her mother Yu Yuan's personality since she was a child. She is so lively that it makes people headache. .

As a result, Du Yuyan not only followed Yu Yuan's lively personality, but also followed Yu Yuan's face and dog attributes, and developed her own aesthetic system independently of Yu Yuan. She likes Su Li, who is white, tall and thin, and delicate .Su Li simply grew up in her aesthetics.

Next, Du Yuyan stuck to Su Li's body, unable to tear it off, and changed her address on her own initiative: "Brother, let me call you brother, I really hope to have a brother like you."

Du Ruilan sat on the sofa beside him, and couldn't bear it any longer after hearing the words: "Du Yuyan, if you call him brother, the seniority will be messed up, you know? Uncle's lover should be called aunt."

Du Yuyan retorted loudly: "It doesn't count if you're not married!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Yuan quickly stuffed an orange into her mouth: "Shut up, you know everything."

Du Yuyan chewed the orange: "It's so sweet, brother Su Li, I'll give you an orange."

She put a round orange orange in her little hand like offering a treasure, and handed it to Su Li beside her, who took it over: "Thank you, Yanyan."

Before I started peeling, I saw an open palm stretched out from the left side, holding half of the peeled orange with its veins removed.

Su Li also took it and put it in his mouth: "Thank you."

As soon as she turned her head, Du Yuyan was still watching eagerly, so Su Li had to peel off the one she gave and ate it.

Du Yuyan blinked her big eyes: "Which one is sweeter?"

Su Li suppressed a smile: "Yan Yan gave it sweet."

After speaking, he glanced at Du Ruilan with a guilty conscience, and bumped into the other's indifferent face, which said that I am not very happy.

Su Li smiled and poked him with his elbow, and Du Ruilan pinched his waist, almost bouncing from the itching.

Du Ruilan's parents, who were sitting on the opposite sofa, looked at each other with a tacit smile.

Mother Du chatted with Su Li for a while, talking very casually: "What kind of food does Xiao Li like? Dinner hasn't been arranged yet."

Su Li said reservedly: "I don't pick anything, I will eat anything."

"I like to eat meat," Du Ruilan interrupted, "and seafood, which tastes so strong that I'm so hungry."

Su Li glared at Du Ruilan angrily, do you want to make him so worthless!

Mother Du covered her mouth and laughed lightly: "Okay, it just so happened that your uncle's friend brought some seafood, and I'll cook it tonight. What size clothes does Xiao Li wear? I heard Rui Lan said that you are 1.7 meters five, so you can buy pajamas." I got a size L, I think you are a bit skinny, so I don't know if it fits you well."

Du Ruilan said: "He..."

Su Li rushed forward and covered Du Ruilan's mouth quickly, and said in horror: "I can, I can, I look thin but I'm actually quite fat, and it's just right to wear size L."

Du Ruilan: "...Why are you covering my mouth? I know you wear L."

Several elders, Jiadu Yuyan, also looked bewildered.

Su Li: "..."

He was afraid that Du Ruilan would say shamelessly that he usually wears my pajamas...

Su Li wanted to dig a hole and slip in.

Mother Du gave Du Ruilan a reproachful look: "Covering your mouth means not letting you talk, I asked Xiao Li, why are you interrupting all the time, if you have nothing to do, go and see how your preparations for the 'New Year' are going. "

Du Ruilan smiled: "Okay, I'll go and have a look."

Su Li then remembered: "What, I'll go and see with you..."

"Don't go, Xiao Li," Mother Du said, "Let's sit down and talk for a while."

Su Li could only nod obediently, and sat back to chat with the elders.

Later, the family had dinner together. It really was a seafood feast. The table was full of breaded crabs, Boston lobsters, abalones, squids, etc., and they were full of fishy smell. After the meal, they played a somatosensory game with Du Yuyan for a while. After nine o'clock, the children were too sleepy. The two elderly people and Mama Du were not in good health and needed to rest early, so everyone went back to their rooms.

"Where do I live?" Su Li asked Du Ruilan.

Su Li and Du Yuyan played games all night, and they didn't say a few words except to ask him for a glass of water. Only now did he think of him, and Du Ruilan bit his ear unhappily: "Do you want to live?" where?"

"Don't... wait until someone sees it!" Su Li looked around in a panic, only to be relieved when he saw that everyone else had already gone upstairs.

Du Ruilan snorted softly, and walked to the elevator: "Stay in my room. Hurry up and wash it, it smells like seafood."

Su Li curled his lips, took two trot steps, and jumped onto Du Ruilan's back. The other party was unprepared, and he staggered at him, and reached out to catch him on his back: "Just your skin."

Su Li smiled and sniffed his neck: "You also smell like seafood."

"Go up and take a shower."

Du Ruilan pressed the fourth floor, and the two took a shower in the bedroom bathroom and the public bathroom respectively. Su Li washed quickly. When Du Ruilan came out, he was already lying on the bed in his pajamas and playing with his mobile phone. He knew that he hadn't wiped it properly. , her hair was wet, a towel was hastily placed on her head, her feet were also wet, with water droplets hanging on the edge of the bed.

"Don't wipe it anyway." Du Ruilan took a towel from the bathroom, bent down and wiped Su Li's feet clean. The soles of Su Li's feet were soft and pink like cat's claws, not like an adult. man's feet.

Su Li ticked his toes: "I don't know which towel is for wiping feet."

Du Ruilan wiped his feet clean, and Su Li retracted his feet, kicked off the quilt cover: "Let's also install a somatosensory game at home, it's quite fun."

"Yes," Du Ruilan responded.

Su Li yawned, crawled over suddenly, and stared at his face with great interest: "You're not really angry, are you? He Yanyan? Du Ruilan, are you jealous of a six-year-old child? Are you okay? ?”

Du Ruilan glanced at him: "Yes, what's the matter at the age of six, you can even say something like 'brother, don't marry my cousin and think about me', isn't it enough to make me vigilant?"

Su Li burst out laughing, and stretched out his tail to sweep Du Ruilan's wrist: "It's so immature, you can believe a child's words."

Du Ruilan grabbed the tip of his rebellious tail with his backhand, and said seriously: "I don't believe what she said, but it made me vigilant. I need the law to protect me."

Su Li's eyes widened in surprise, and it took two seconds before he said slowly, "Du Ruilan, are you proposing to me?"

[The author has something to say: Come on, come on, there are some things that were not updated yesterday, but today is actually quite long, right... My good friend, the manuscript depositor, has died, but I will try my best to keep the daily update (it will be soon anyway) It's over hhhh)]