The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

Jane thought of many things in an instant.

Single so far, no one I like.

No matter in the eyes of the Jian family or everyone, Jian Chao, who is taciturn, never smiles and is not close to others, is a machine with cold tactics and no emotions.

Not to mention others, just the brothers of the same generation who are related by blood in the Jian family, if someone said that Jian Chao fell in love with someone at first sight, hehe, except for being possessed by a ghost or going crazy, it is absolutely impossible.

Everyone thinks so.

So did Jian Chao.

He only pays attention to feelings, no matter how beautiful a girl is, it is difficult to remember her appearance without feeling it.

But this kind of feeling is very abstract, and I have never encountered one so far.

In fact, few people know that when Jian Chao's parents were still alive, when he was still very young, he was also known as a little lover.

Good-looking and able to wear, with plenty of snacks and generous, she was the little girl's group favorite in the kindergarten, and the hugs and hugs were very popular among children.

There is only one exception.

The little girl whose smile was so sweet that her dimples exploded was his first love and also his nightmare.

Shen Lang stayed overnight until dawn, the window screens only covered the thin light outside, and half of the early sun carelessly let in.

He opened his eyes and looked at the face so close, it really looked like a real person.

If it was my boyfriend, it would be great if he really looked like this.

Shen Lang opened his eyes, but didn't move, just quietly looked at the man next to him, pursed his lips slightly, and stretched out his hand to cover him with the quilt.

Also, how could a real person look like this.

It is impossible for such a person to be so obedient and obedient, let alone wait for him at home every day.

Shen Lang stretched out his hand, touched the man's curled eyelashes with his fingertips, and chuckled softly.

Looking at it this way, it is not only handsome, but also cute.

"Dad is off today, and will stay with you at home for a day. Be happy."

Shen Lang propped his head on his elbows, lying beside the robot to enjoy the exclusive beauty of the morning.

Good-looking people will naturally make people feel happy, and seeing such a good-looking person makes Shen Lang feel happy from the moment he opens his eyes.

He reached out and squeezed the robot's arm, the joints were all beautifully done, suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind, and he ran to the locker immediately, turning over the English sticker on the back of the packing box.

The website where the robot was purchased was completely blocked. I don't know if it was blocked from above or something serious happened. The boss ran away. The page where Shen Lang wanted to take a closer look at the product description was gone.

The foreign language stickers were small and densely packed, but the few sentences in the middle made Shen Lang suddenly burst into laughter.

Jian Chao also woke up, but he didn't dare to move.

Originally prepared to call for help and escape today, but the pervert actually took a break today! ! !

This daytime is no worse than nighttime, and the abnormal sleep quality is usually good and he hasn't touched him much, everything is relatively safe and sound.

But it is daytime now!

The pervert pulled out his eyelashes pervertedly early in the morning, and it was too creepy to go outside and smile for no reason.

I always feel that this malicious smile is aimed at myself.

Shen Lang looked at a row of small characters and was overjoyed.

"Intelligent robot, while serving the owner's private life, can also take care of the owner's simple daily life. The chip has the latest technology memory function, which can carry out daily conversations with the owner and recognize some of the owner's expressed emotions. The new generation of intelligent robots, for Your perfect companion template."

"Remote control! Remote control!"

"Socket outlet!"

Jian Chao really didn't understand why he was so irritable and excited when he found a TV remote control, and it was even more obvious that this person was mentally abnormal, behaved strangely, and was emotionally unstable.

"Excuse me~~"

When the doorbell rang, Shen Lang's good mood plummeted. He was able to find this place without even making a phone call in advance. Except for Duan Xiaobai, there was no other person at all.

not good!

robot!

Shen Lang rushed into the bedroom, Jian Chao quickly closed his eyes, and when he was pushed into the closet by the pervert, there was a knock on the door: "Lang Lang, Lang Lang, open the door quickly, I'm freezing to death."

Shen Lang was very regretful. Last night when Duan Xiaobai asked him what he was doing today, he said he was not going anywhere.

If he pretended to be dead and didn't open the door at this time, Duan Xiaobai would definitely be able to knock until the security closed at night.

It was too late to stuff the robot into the box, and stuffed it directly into the bedroom closet, locked the bedroom door, and went to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, something was glued to his head.

"What is this for?"

Shen Lang's eyes darkened, and he reached out to grab it.

"Wait, don't take it off yet. I'll put it on for you and see how it looks. Brother University took a lot of trouble to ask the master to come out and customize it. Don't break it."

After Duan Xiaobai finished his tossing, when he stood in front of the mirror and looked at his face, rosacea, hair, and head that seemed to have collapsed from a firecracker, Shen Lang finally remembered what Duan Xiaobai wanted from him.

Masquerade.

Shen Lang directly refused the social activities of the upper-class idlers, but under Duan Xiaobai's soft and hard way, he agreed.

But this was before buying the robot, Shen Lang was not interested in the masquerade, but Duan Xiaobai was soft-hearted, and he didn't have to face those rich second-generation and second-generation ancestors directly, so it didn't matter to join in the fun.

But now it's different, he wants to be at home with his robot son.

Sensing that Shen Lang was about to take off his headgear, Duan Xiaobai quickly waved his hands to stop him: "Stop your sinful hands, don't ruin the birth of a great masterpiece!"

The voice was too sudden and the movement was too fast, holding Shen Lang in place.

Duan Xiaobai immediately explained like a repeater: "Did you see this material?"

He rubbed the bumpy bumps on Shen Lang's face with his hands: "This is a new type of material that is hand-made, and it feels exactly like genuine leather. Feel it, and see if the raised particles feel to the touch—————— Wow——It's so cool—— —!”

Duan Xiaobai bared his teeth and was covered in goosebumps.

Jane in the cabinet listened.

Raised particles?Cool?

He squinted his eyes, and it turned out that dirty people and accomplices were so wretched, two men were studying such wretched things in broad daylight.

"Don't take it off, take it with you first, take it for an hour, wait for it to completely merge with your shape, it will be your exclusive customization, the perfect fit is seamless, and it is easy to use, even the closest person to you. Absolutely can't tell."

Duan Xiaobai was very satisfied, and stretched out his hand to pull the big deep, black and big eye sockets on Shen Lang's face: "Look, it's much bigger, right? Hahaha!"

"Hey, good price means high quality, you must persist for more than an hour, don't disappoint my good intentions."

Shen Lang didn't need to look in the mirror, but he could feel the rubber on his face naturally fitting to his skin.

Duan Xiaobai can't do anything else, he's the best at spending money.

The mask he got for him, he said, was made by a master, so it can never be a Taobao product, it is probably a simulated human face mask that can automatically fit the shape of his face naturally.

After getting Duan Xiaobai away, he glanced at the mirror, he was so ugly, Duan Xiaobai's bad taste never diminished with age.

The deep dark circles under the eyes and the two big craters in the mirror, together with the pimples and rosy nose on the face, and the dull and messy hair that dances wildly, according to what Duan Xiaobai said before, he will never be recognized by people, but it is true. No moisture.

Don't say that others can't recognize him, even his own deity can't recognize him.

Fortunately, at home, no one can see it. An hour and a half has passed, and after another half an hour, it can be removed.

All the money has been spent, so it can't be wasted because of ugliness.

Go back to the bedroom and let the robot son out immediately.

He has to study hard and try to let his son interact with him as soon as possible. Thinking about it, he is quite excited.

Whistling, Shen Lang turned his back to the robot. The robot was taller and stronger than him, and it was a bit difficult to hold it up, so it saved a lot of trouble.

Jian Chao was disgusted by the conversation outside.

He looked at the invisible pervert, it was such a small thing that he had to customize a fake one to stick it on, hehe.

Just like that, you still have the nerve to say that he is young?It turns out that human beings who find self-confidence and sense of existence by belittling others really exist.

Moving his gaze upwards, he landed on the disheveled hair that almost pierced his eyes. Looking at the clothes, he looked like a dog. Has this hair not been washed or combed for decades?A person with such a hairstyle must look ugly.

The only thing that can be distinguished from the voice and figure is that this person is very young, not an old man.

Jian Chao was purely having fun while suffering, trying to find some comfort for his lost kiss yesterday.

No matter what, it's better than being treated like that by an old man last night.

Until he was placed on the bed, find the right time and squint to look at the pervert without paying attention, he must remember the pervert's appearance, and wait to go out to exact revenge.

That is to say, for a moment, Jian Chao's whole body seemed to be bombarded by a bomber.

Zhennima is so ugly that I can't describe it with thin words!

Even the big villains in the anime who are extremely ugly can't grow such an ugly face that makes them want to die suddenly just by looking at it!

Not to mention the bumps and pockmarks on the face, the huge rosacea is even bigger than the mouth!

mouth - mouth -

Jian Chao spent his whole life trying not to vomit.

He thought that the sausage-mouth big yellow teeth he imagined were so ugly that they couldn't be any uglier, but when he glanced past, could this mouth still be called a mouth?Are you worthy of the human gene?ah? ? ?

Last night, she was kissed by such mouths, and Jane went crazy.

He would rather be blind.

After putting the robot away, Shen Lang excitedly began to study the switch operation.

No matter how complicated it is, it is a robot, and the machine is only that big. He didn’t have time to study it before. He was so busy with the competition, and his sexual interest was much less. Yesterday he tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time—giving his first kiss plus a skin-to-skin kiss. Today, he was very excited. .

He firmly believes that as long as he studies it himself, he can understand it today.

He miscalculated.

Cleaned up the robot again, but still did not find the charging hole.

Jian Chao was turned over on the bed hopelessly, he thought about fighting hard, while he was awake, he would die.

But the surviving reason told him that this was a duel between wolf and sheep, and if he fought, he would directly give away his head.

Judging by his ferocious appearance, he is not the coward of a weak chicken. His body is so weak that he can even walk a circle now.

Moreover, my spirit doesn't seem to be better than usual. Maybe the impact on my eyes is too strong, which affects my desire to survive.