The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

"Who?"

Everyone watched the three brothers of the Jian family and Bai Rui walk in as if no one was there, and some people whispered questions.

Before the bodyguard could make a move, Lin Zile stopped him.

He didn't care about the embarrassment and took revenge on Duan Xiaobai, he straightened his clothes and looked at Bai Rui with warm eyes. When he saw all the brothers from Jian's family came to the door, he was even more excited.

He didn't know anything about the excitement on Weibo, so he didn't understand what Jian Fei said.

Jian Fei walked over the crowd and walked directly to Shen Lang with a flattering smile: "Brother, why are you standing, brother will bring you a chair."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Xi brought over the chair next to him.

Shen Lang had seen them being admired by all the stars on any occasion, so he couldn't laugh or cry when he was served by so many people, he touched Jian Chao with his arm, Jian Chao glanced at Jian Fei, and immediately took the chair away.

"Brother, what interesting game are you guys playing?" Jian Fei moved closer to Shen Lang and looked at the bodyguard who was staggering on the ground when he came in:

"Hey, look at these buddies, they have rough skin and thick flesh, did you hurt your hands?" Jian Fei finished speaking and looked at Jian Chao:

"Brother, let his family go bankrupt."

"..."

The line of sight that was still focused on Shen Lang and Jian Fei a second ago shifted away.

Everyone in the Jian family knew each other, and those who knew Shen Lang felt it was strange. Their backgrounds were so different, and they couldn't figure out who they could match up with. Not only did they look familiar, but there was an illusion that Master Jian handed him an olive branch. .

The act of making the young master of the Jian family take the initiative to hand over the chair is already shocking enough, but the dog-legged attitude of the two of them is even more confusing.

The last sentence directly stunned Lin Zile, who was secretly delighted, stopped, and slowly looked at the man beside Shen Lang.

"Brother? Young Master Jane, isn't that... that's not..."

"It's not, it's Jian Chao!"

"How is it possible? Isn't this person disfigured? No wonder the photos have never been released. It turns out..."

"How much fake wine have you drank? Shut up now."

"..." The voices of the discussion gradually became confused, and Shen Lang couldn't hear clearly. He looked at the people around him, and saw that his expression did not change at all as usual. Maybe he knew about the coming of the Jian family brothers.

Otherwise, Jian Fei would not dare to announce his identity without his permission.

Although the contact time with them is short, but roughly look at the way of getting along, you can still guess it quickly.

"Brother, my dad asked us to pick you and Brother Shen back for dinner."

It was only natural for Jian Fei to be flattering, and she even had a little bit of joy in the aftermath of the heinous mistake she almost made.

In the past, the eldest brother never paid attention to them, but now it is good, although he still can't talk to them, but at least he can automatically offer his knees.

As it is now, Jian Chao nodded as soon as he finished speaking.

He took Shen Lang's hand naturally, and glanced at Lin Zile, indifferently, seemingly without emotion, then hooked his ear casually, and the mask was taken off

Lin Zile's mind went blank in an instant.

Under his gaze, he was almost untenable, the coldness that came up from the soles of his feet, he didn't even spare a bit of energy to look at Bai Rui, who had always wanted to curry favor and really liked.

And everyone at the banquet finally recovered from the astonishment of "My God! I can still see Jian Chao himself in my lifetime", and was shocked again by the astonishing face after taking off the mask.

...

Shen Lang sat in the office.

No matter how big the turmoil last night was, I still had to go to work when it was time to go to work.

He leaned on the chair and checked his phone. He didn't know when the trending search on Jian Chao's disappearance last night disappeared. He kept staring at it, a little worried that his name would appear on it.

He was afraid of bringing trouble to Jian Chao, after all he was such a low-key person.

The phone rang, and a message flashed on it, a few simple words: I don't think so.

Without even a question mark, Shen Lang couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth.

Afterwards, he was a little sad, Jian Chao's identity was revealed, and he returned to the company. He must have a lot of things to deal with, and he will no longer be a robot who is by his side every day.

Thinking of Shen Lang putting down his phone, anxiety arose in his heart.

For the person he likes, he is simple and anxious.

Shen Lang's house.

After Jian Chaoyun's meeting ended, he closed his notebook. He looked at his phone again, but he still didn't wait for a message. He checked the time, and it wasn't in class. Just as he was about to dial it, he suddenly looked up and saw the big box on the cabinet.

Immediately slapped his forehead!

God, I forgot about it!

In order to escape, he managed to solve several passwords to open the doll box, and he hid one on the balcony!

At first he thought it was the antidote, and it was hidden so deep, but now he knows it's not, it must be something very precious, so he quickly put it back in its original place, anyway, he really doesn't know anything.

Fortunately, there was a box for the robot on the side of the balcony, and Shen Lang didn't move, so he didn't find the small box kicked under the box.

The box is not big and not heavy. The box is old and looks a little old.

Jane ran towards the study room with her things like a thief. Just as she stepped on the stool to take down the big box above, the small box in her hand touched somewhere, and it opened with a "boom".

Jane Chao was nervous about closing the lid, but just as she looked down, she froze.

Inside the rectangular box lay a barbie doll with a somewhat worn-out style, long eyelashes, round eyes, and a princess dress with layers of skirts that looked particularly nice.

The most obvious is that the doll has two beautiful dimples.

Jian Chao was stunned for a few minutes, then slowly turned the doll over.

Pulling back the little skirt, a letter was crookedly engraved on the back: Z.

...

When Shen Lang returned home, the room was dark, he habitually changed his shoes at the entrance, and turned on the lights while taking off his coat while walking.

The message hasn't been answered yet, and he doesn't know why he is so hypocritical and awkward.

Nothing like myself.

And the most depressing thing is that he didn't reply to the message and there was no message from the other side, which made him a little worried about gains and losses.

Sure enough, people who fall in love have neurotic IQs. With such an excellent boyfriend, he will be too busy to stretch his fingers when he returns to the company. I know best why I still don’t understand.

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the chat record, which still stopped on the other side, thinking that I didn't have three words, it should be because I have accumulated too much work, so I should give him a message back.

Shen Lang was a little sad, when he touched the switch with his hand and was about to press it, he was held down by a big hand.

"you......"

"Do not talk."

In the darkness, the opponent's aura was close at hand, and then there was a force in the waist, and the whole person was pulled into an embrace.

The room was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers or the other person's expression, but you knew who it was from the familiar breath and voice.

Shen Lang's ups and downs of entanglement all day disappeared in an instant, he obediently let the other party hold him, and slowly tried to find the other party's face in the dark.

Before he could adapt to the darkness, a black shadow came down.

The hot breath between the warm lips made Shen Lang's mind empty for an instant.

By the time he realized it, he had already reached the bedroom.

When he was half-undressed, he suddenly became more awake, with a heartbeat that was about to jump off the surface of the moon, and a little anticipation amidst nervousness, and finally he was about to close his eyes tremblingly, and when he was about to half-open, the person on his body stopped moving.

"Small dimples." The deep voice was a little hoarse, Jane buried her head in his collarbone, raised her head slightly when speaking, and a very low voice suddenly entered her ears.

"What?" Shen Lang didn't react for a moment.

"Kindergarten class two, little dimple."

If it wasn't for that doll, Jian Chao wouldn't have cared whether Shen Lang had dimples, whether it looked like the child when he was a child, but this doll suddenly appeared, and it took him an entire afternoon to digest it.

He also stared at the door all afternoon, until the moment he came in, he rushed over.

He likes Shen Lang, whether it's that child or not, doesn't affect his liking for Shen Lang, but such a coincidence makes him feel unspeakably excited in surprise.

"Long...eyelashes..." Shen Lang didn't bite out the last word no matter what.

It's not embarrassment, it's incredible: "What's going on?" he asked.

"Sorry." Jian Chao briefly explained the ins and outs of discovering the box: "It wasn't intentional to touch your secret, it opened by itself."

Shen Lang got up, opened the desk lamp a little, and the dim light filled the bedroom again in an instant. He waited for a long time before slowly uttering: "Fuck."

Jian Chao was happy, and his eyes twitched: "Who?"

If it wasn't for the fact that the person on his body was Jian Chao, Shen Lang would really have thought it was some kind of hooligan who came in spring, he stretched out his hand and pushed, "I'm so proud, I haven't settled with you yet."

"What account was not settled?" Jian Chao made a gesture and was pushed by him, and then fell back as if rebounding.

"What do you think?" Shen Lang couldn't push him, so he simply didn't push him, and then he said like a child with his voice closed: "Will you be my girlfriend?"

"My fault, my fault. If I hadn't been so blind at the time, I would have had a boyfriend." Jian Chao sincerely regretted being blind: "How to punish, I accept the punishment."

He leaned over and kissed, Shen Lang didn't hide, and of course it was even more impossible to get angry.

This damned fate actually made him feel instantly relieved.

Shen Lang, who had no idea at first, raised his eyebrows after hearing Jian Chao's words: "It's not just this one thing, we need to be punished, together, Mr. Jian?"

Jian Chao was stunned, this kind of Shen Lang seemed to have appeared except when he was talking to himself and taking pleasure in treating him as a robot at the beginning, but later he always felt a little bit of the illusion that he suppressed his own nature.

But the look in his eyes just now made him shake his head, subconsciously nodded, and didn't think about the ulterior motives in those eyes.

Shen Lang pressed his shoulders to push him down, and then rolled over.

The blackout curtain was drawn in the room, so the moonlight couldn't get in at all, but it was no problem for Shen Lang who could enter the cloakroom in the dark and fumble for a while, and then came out with things.

Jane Chao squinted her eyes when the person came in.

When he heard the crisp sound of iron chains, he sat up: "It's not what I thought, is it?"

Shen Lang didn't speak, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he couldn't help but look at the person who sat up startled.

It was originally intended to scare him, but seeing his reaction was so strong, he changed his mind a little.

"You said it." The cold iron touched Jian Chao's wrist: "Acknowledge the punishment."

"It's so big?" Jian Chao smiled and let him toss.

I have studied all these things when I was bored, because last time it was obviously locked and suddenly opened, I glanced at the manual curiously.

It turns out that it is a prop, it’s okay to play with excitement, but if something goes wrong, the seller will be responsible, so the trapped person can untie it by himself, the method is also very simple, just turn the wrist, and the ankle chain is the same as above.

In the dark, Jane watched him busy and never tired of it. She raised the curtain a second before her right foot was about to be fixed.

As for the angle, only a gap was opened, but it was enough to see Shen Lang's dazed expression through the moonlight.

Shen Lang had already adapted to the darkness, and was locking people up with a smug expression on his face, but suddenly he was exposed to the moonlight as if he was caught doing something bad, and he felt a little embarrassed all of a sudden.

He glanced at Jian Chao, the moonlight was so faint that it seemed as if a filter had been applied to people, making it unreal.

"Unlocked?" Jian Chao raised his leg.

"Lock." Shen Lang rushed over: "It is the most dishonest."

As soon as the person jumped to his legs, he was bullied and pressed over: "The dishonesty...maybe it's not it..."

Needless for Jian Chaoming to say it, Shen Lang also felt that something had changed. He who was arrogant and domineering just now wanted to scare people, but immediately blushed, shy and wanted to pretend that I wasn't embarrassed. Seeing that Jian Chao had accumulated a lot of things for a long time Desire, immediately climbed to the top.

With great fanfare, she reached into the waist that she had been coveting for a long time, and the moonlight shone on the white and perfectly lined back. Jian Chao raised Shen Lang's hand above his head, kissed the side of the ear lightly, and slid down his lips a little bit: "Are you ready?" ?”

"Don't ask me at this time, okay?" Shen Lang's voice trembled, and his face turned even redder.

The cute appearance made Jian Chao dare not use force for a moment, and a few intermittent hums came from his ears, which made him forget that point of unbearable...

...

Shen Lang closed his eyes and smelled the familiar and pleasant body fragrance of the person in front of him, a warm, light, warm person with a sense of security.

Open your eyes quietly, even if you were so tired last night, you will still wake up when your biological clock arrives in the morning.

But listening to the even breathing in the ear, if he is tired, it should be him.

Carefully getting up, Shen Lang tilted his head and looked at the good-looking person who was sleeping soundly, planning to make breakfast, he would definitely be hungry when he woke up.

Thinking of this, I got a little anxious and hurriedly got up and planned to sneak out. That is to say, when I got up suddenly, which seemed to be no problem at ordinary times, my legs softened instantly, and I fell down.

Just when he thought he was about to make intimate contact with the carpet, a strong arm picked him up again.

A pair of obviously sleepy eyes looked at him and bent: "Morning, baby."

Shen Lang paused for a few seconds, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

It was inexplicably funny when the words came out of his mouth.

Jian Chao was upset, and pulled him into his arms with his backhand: "I'm full of energy? This hurts my self-esteem a bit."

Shen Lang didn't realize why his legs were weak just now, but when Jian Chao said this, not only were his legs weak, but his whole body was a little sore, and the scene of tossing and tossing for a long time at the latest appeared in his eyes, even if the intimate contact had become a negative distance, Instead, it made him even more embarrassed.

Jian Chao didn't continue to tease him, seeing how he was in the mood to tease him, he started directly.

Pressing down with his hands on his waist, the person rubbed into his arms, Jian Chao raised his head, and Shen Lang took the initiative to move over...

"Crack."

The crisp sound of the handcuffs, the cool touch, Shen Lang who was lying on the bed and suddenly locked on the head of the bed when his arms were raised...

The misty light in the early morning rose to the sky with the shaking of the bed, and the two stopped.

Looking at the exhausted cutie, Jian Chao lowered her head and kissed: "Babe, take a break, I'll cook some breakfast."

Shen Lang lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, he didn't want to move, and even if he moved, he might not be able to finish his breakfast.

He pushed aside the pillow and looked at the back of him, the corners of his mouth raised.

Before he went out, Shen Lang lay on the bed for a while, his legs were so sore, he looked at the message on the phone and swiped away.

Duan Xiaobai: Brother Shen!Brother Lang!Is your boyfriend really Jian Chao? !

There are a lot of similar news, and the central idea is this.

Shen Lang didn't return, he threw the phone casually on the bedside table, and saw handcuffs and chains scattered on the ground in a blink of an eye.

Even if they were intimate for one night, they couldn't help but panic.

When he got up, the phone turned on again, and it was still Duan Xiaobai. This time, he was not shocked by the incident like a repeater, and finally said something human:

"Langlang! Remember to use the big ones I bought for you last time."

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence, and Shen Lang could imagine his cheap face when he said this through the screen: "Lang Lang, to be honest, if you don't buy a robot, is there someone behind my back?"

Shen Lang put it on his phone and remembered that Duan Xiaobai bought a few big things and put them in the storage room. When he put on his shoes, his waist still felt a little sore. Maybe it was because he held his shoulders for a long time last night and it became numb. arrive.

Thinking of this, Shen Lang blushed again. In fact, if Duan Xiaobai hadn't kept talking about robots, there would be no such accident.

As soon as he arrived in the living room and kitchen, there was the sound of cooking. He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and Shen Lang went to the storage room first.

As soon as I entered, I saw a large box lying horizontally in the middle. It was a bathtub, but it was not an ordinary bathtub. A chair was not an ordinary chair either.

At that time, Xiaobai was afraid that he would be too uninterested, so he finally got a boyfriend and then he would be bored and ran away.

The bathtub is wide enough for two adults to lie down. The white porcelain bathtub looks normal. There are some switches on it. After pressing the button above his head, Shen Lang, who was standing barefoot in the middle of the bathtub, was suddenly pushed up.

The originally smooth bottom of the bathtub rises slowly, forming a steep slope from the middle to the legs. The slope can be controlled with the switch, and it is used to adjust the posture at a glance.

I also narrowed my gaze and saw the manual inside.

It's quite humane, it's all pictures, and Shen Lang hastily put it away at a glance.

If Duan Xiaobai knew that this was Jian Chao at that time, he probably wouldn't have given it away.

Jian Chao might think of him when he saw it, and thought he was a pervert who wanted to be dissatisfied.

For a moment, Shen Lang forgot that he had already shown it when he was more perverted, so he hurriedly bent down to turn off the switch, planning to pack it up and send it back to Duan Xiaobai.

"Squeak." The door opened.

"Bao'er, it's time to eat..." Jane was still wearing an apron around her waist, and when she opened the door, she still had a motherly smile on her face. When she looked at it, her smile changed.

In the middle of the room, there is a ridiculously large bathtub, in which there is a person with a fine waist lying half prone.

Shen Lang just didn't control it, and the switch went up to the highest point, so when he climbed over to turn off the switch, his whole body was tilted up from the front to the back, the pajama pants were loose and slid to the heels of his legs, and the clothes on his waist fell down.

He didn't think anything of it at first, but when he saw Jane, who was stunned at the door, change color in her eyes and walk step by step with her hands on her waist, he realized it!

"That, this, I... the meal is ready, let's go eat." Shen Lang hurriedly got up, and it seemed that no explanation was enough at this time.

"Don't eat yet." Jian Chao took off the apron, and pressed the person who was about to get up: "Eat you first."

...

Shen Lang rolled over from the bed again, looking at the sunny sky outside, he never thought that one day he would be the one who missed work because of this kind of thing.

"Does it hurt? Did I hurt you?" Jane got up, pulled her into her arms, and looked at Shen Lang, who was languid, feeling distressed and guilty: "It's all my fault, Without restraint, where is it uncomfortable, let me rub it for you?"

After asking this question, Shen Lang raised his buried head.

The two looked at each other, happy.

Shen Lang turned over completely, leaned on him and spoke first: "I didn't buy that one."

"Well, Duan Xiaobai sent it."

"You can guess this?" Shen Lang gave a thumbs up: "I won't buy those and keep them at home."

I am simple.

"Well." Jian Chao smiled and said in a low voice: "Of course, you don't need to buy these. If you want to buy them, you are also buying robots."

He just teased something casually, this kind of thing is like an inflatable doll, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

But upon hearing this, Jian Chao immediately got up from the spot: "I thought it was impossible to fall in love in this life, so I bought it. It's not...not..."

Seeing him blushing anxiously, Jian Chao hurriedly pulled him over: "Just kidding, it's nothing, without this unreliable robot, we might not have met so early."

"What do you mean?" Shen Lang raised his head: "Without this accidental incident, we should not have any intersection."

He is not a person with a high level of circle, if it is not for this accident, it is impossible to integrate into a circle, have intersection and fall in love.

"No." Jane leaned over and pecked at his ear: "Without this incident, we would still be together, it is destined."

He doesn't believe in superstition, but he believes in fate.

Even if it wasn't for this matter, he would have noticed him when Jane's cooperated with the school.

The thread that we held together since we were young can only be you.

"I forgot to tell you." Jian Chao's pleasant voice revealed some temptation, and Shen Langxing's numb sound waved from his ears all the way to his whole body.

He was thinking about what he was going to say, when Jian Chao said: "I'm very superficial, I liked you a long time ago, it seemed like the first time I saw your face."

Shen Lang knew what he meant, even if he didn't meet like this, if he did it again, as long as he met, he would still like him.

Shen Lang didn't deny it, he also liked him immediately.