The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

What was even more difficult was that Duan Xiaobai called while crying.

Xu Shuyu, Duan Xiaobai's first love, the break-up and reunion talk was called heaven and earth shattered, and finally ended when Xu Shuyu went abroad and disappeared completely.

It is inconvenient for outsiders to judge the relationship between the two of them, but Duan Xiaobai's style of talking about love and six relatives who don't think of each other as a big deal is really pressing.

Shen Lang reminded that even lovers must give each other absolute trust and freedom, otherwise it will be suffocating.

Duan Xiaobai didn't believe it, so he blocked him with one sentence: You haven't talked about the object and it's easy to say, can you rest assured that your boyfriend is a bunch of women and men chasing after you?Your boyfriend is beautiful and strong, do you want to cling to him all the time?

Shen Lang nodded: I can.

Duan Xiaobai: Fart.

Later, in order to force Xu Shuyu to show up, Duan Xiaobai lingered in the flowers and acted as a demon.

Shen Lang tried to persuade him, but he couldn't persuade him.

I also know that it's all a superficial show, just acting.

Yesterday Lin Zile said that Xu Shuyu had returned to China, and he was a little surprised why Duan Xiaobai didn't tell him.

He didn't say, and he didn't ask.

The most comfortable distance for adults is that if you need it, I will always be there, and if you don't need it, you can be safe.

This howling phone call interrupted Shen Lang's thinking about how to get rid of the robot.

He got up and drove towards Duan Xiaobai's direction.

He and Duan Xiaobai, outsiders really don't understand how they got along for so long.

Shen Lang's tolerance for Duan Xiaobai also caused rumors to spread in that circle.

Shen Lang didn't care.

He will always remember that when he was just in elementary school, he was confessed by a boy as a girl. When the other party found out that he was a boy, he became furious and blocked him in the toilet with a group of bullies, trying to strip his pants.

Alone and helpless, his fear at that time remained in his mind forever.

He is a boy, but he likes boys.

Being stripped naked by a group of boys is not a joke between the same sex, it is a humiliation that must not be relieved!

At the critical moment, the little Duan Xiaobai rushed in with a broom and said, "If you dare to bully classmate Shen, I will ask my dad to fire you!"

For him, the desperate matter was easily resolved with just such a sentence.

After that, Duan Xiaobai was afraid that he would be bullied, so he kept protecting him. For Duan Xiaobai, it might be just a matter of lifting his hands.

For Shen Lang, that is eternal gratitude.

Oh, there is one more thing that I regret now that I think about it. Although his good friend also confessed to him as a girl, he shouldn't speak so aggressively.

At that time, he also missed him, the only little friend.

It's just...just after the incident, the grievance in my heart broke out.

There was no contact after that, that pretty baby face should have forgotten him a long time ago.

When the car arrived at the bar in the city center, it was a bit noisy when I first entered the lobby, but when I went to the booth on the second floor, the sound was a little quieter.

Shen Lang didn't like this kind of occasion, the music was too loud, it made him dizzy, and the lights were too dazzling, it was easy to be dazzled.

It was very easy to find Duan Xiaobai, he occupied the entire second floor, and as soon as he saw him coming up, Duan Xiaobai rushed towards him howling: Lang Lang!I'm dumped! "

Shen Lang pulled Duan Xiaobai to the nearby sofa, "Tell me, what's going on?"

"He ignored me! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Duan Xiaobai was out of breath from crying, obviously drank and didn't want any face.

Shen Lang poured him a glass of warm water: "Speak slowly."

"A few days ago, I knew he was back, I was so happy, I waited for him to contact me, but there was no news, I couldn't hold back, went to his house, and then...then...no and then...oooo -"

Shen Lang looked at the crowd, and several pairs of eyes in the crowd also looked at him enthusiastically.

Duan Xiaobai drank.

When he was sober, he rarely asked Shen Lang to come over for such an occasion. He knew that Shen Lang didn't like it here, but as long as he drank too much, he would definitely call Shen Lang.

This is the most trusted sister in his heart.

At this time, she was crying in Shen Lang's arms without any image, and fell asleep when she was tired from crying.

The others came over and sat opposite.

Someone asked Lin Zile: "Brother Le, is your boyfriend going back to China?"

Shen Lang raised his eyebrows silently, and went on for a long time. The cynicism before was also crooked.

Look at how he looks down on that, and thinks he's from a concentration camp.

"Well, let's have a small gathering the night after tomorrow, and Professor Shen will also come to support us."

The people next to Lin Zile's words were a little surprised, everyone knew that he was the one who disliked Shen Lang the most.

Shen Lang patted Duan Xiaobai, intending to pat him awake and take him away.

Lin Zile was in a strange mood: "You don't know, do you? Professor Shen is now a big shot who I'm trying to curry favor with, but he won't accept the door. He cooperates with the Jane's Group, which is awesome."

"What? The Jane's family in Jin City?" Someone was surprised and looked at Shen Lang: "Isn't he a university professor? He changed jobs?"

Lin Zile snorted, and then twirled the phone between his fingers: "But it just so happens that my boyfriend has friendship with Jane's, and he might come tomorrow."

"real or fake?"

"What's so strange about letting your buddies pick up the wind and wash away the dust?"

"Brother Le is awesome!"

"Brother Le's boyfriend is awesome!"

"Brother, your boyfriend must be very handsome!"

The obsequious little O rubbed his eyes, Lin Zile raised two fingers and pointed at his forehead to push him away:

"If you want to poach my brother's corner, you should keep an eye on Professor Shen. Can my boyfriend fall in love with you? Dreams are not daydreams."

Shen Lang raised his head and met the gloating eyes of other people.

These words clearly stepped on him.

Shen Lang raised his eyebrows, raised the corner of his left lip, and snorted: "Then Mr. Lin doesn't have to go to other people's back door. Isn't your boyfriend's back door enough?"

He pulled Duan Xiaobai up and glanced at him again: "Or is Mr. Lin's back door difficult to get through?"

The back door, the back door, is a pun.

Although it is a bit convoluted, anyone who understands understands it.

As soon as he put Duan Xiaobai on his shoulder, the other party immediately put his arms around his neck, so hard.

Breaking away his hand, Shen Lang slapped him silently.

It's been a little back lately, and his throat was choked twice in a short period of time. It seems that he needs to buy a neck brace just in case.

Ignoring the yelling of the people behind, he carried Duan Xiaobai to his home.

Although usually helpless and not annoying, but tonight on the road a little uneasy.

The robot shouldn't suddenly fail and beat up Duan Xiaobai, right?

You won't start any strange mode in front of Duan Xiaobai, will you?

Does this robot have a master recognition function? !

"Gah-!"

The car pulled over to the side of the road in an emergency, and Shen Lang hurriedly dug out the mailbox originally left by the manufacturer.

The company is blocked, and there is a high probability that no one will reply to the mailbox.

So the words are extremely sincere, without a trace of blame or complaint, just simply asked if the robot has a face recognition system.

By the way, ask for a mode setting manual.

If there is no face recognition system, wouldn't it be that as long as there is someone nearby, he will automatically be regarded as the service object when he starts it?

Shen Lang's face darkened instantly when he thought of this.

When she returned to the room, Jian Chao had just returned not long ago, so she came back and went out to do some errands, and prepared to give the pervert a "surprise" by the way.

Hearing the movement at the door, he hid the "surprise".

Two people?

Listening to the footsteps, Jane looked towards the door, the footsteps were heavy and the steps were vain, obviously sick or drunk.

"Waves ~"

As soon as the voice came out, Jian Chao understood that his best friend, Duan Xiaobai.

Listening to what he said before, although it is not true that people are bought and sold, but men study this matter all day long, and it is true that people flock together.

The few things in the bathroom were also given by Duan Xiaobai.

It is absolutely impossible for such a private and indescribable thing to be a gift from an ordinary friend.

The relationship between these two...is it possible to live together, or to cheat on each other?

The pervert circle is really messy, I don't understand.

Shen Lang glanced at the room first, the door was closed tightly, and the living room was as quiet as before, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

The first sentence that came in without a month in a row: "Honey, I'm back."

Carried the person directly to the guest room.

Duan Xiaobai slept like a dead pig, he went to take a shower, the place like the bar, the smell of cigarettes is also strong, he really doesn't like it.

Shen Lang felt that it was impossible for him to find a boyfriend in this life.

No one is as good-looking as you are in deep facial control, and you have high requirements for your figure, and you have to keep yourself clean without smoking or drinking. How can there be such a perfect person in the world.

The good-looking ones are those who want to keep themselves clean, but they can't stand the stormy waves and butterflies pouring in from outside.

It's still a machine baby.

Shen Lang didn't go back to his room, mainly because he was afraid that if Duan Xiaobai saw the baby machine fighting again today, something would happen.

Duan Xiaobai slept like a dog with his arm hugged beside him, Shen Lang tossed and turned, really couldn't fall asleep, got up quietly, moved Duan Xiaobai's paw, and tiptoed back to the room.

Jane didn't sleep.

There were two bombs sleeping next door. He was a very light sleeper. Some time ago, he was forced to lie down due to the effects of drugs. Although he slept more than before, because he had to guard against the people around him, he slept intermittently.

At this time, he heard the deliberately light footsteps outside, and raised his eyes.

The room was still dark.

When the door was opened, there was only a little light from the outside, but it disappeared quickly.

"Crack." The door was locked.

Shen Lang walked towards the bed lightly, the robot baby was very quiet, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

"Baby, don't think Daddy is there."

Shen Lang approached the side of the bed, and just about to go up, he bounced away in an instant.

At the same time, a gust of wind passed by the side of the bed.

Shen Lang had a headache: "Honey, don't make trouble tonight, there are guests."

Jane looked at the source of the sound like a fool.

"I miss my baby, I want to hug my baby to sleep, baby, be good, don't make trouble tonight, okay? Dad will practice with you for a day tomorrow, singles, doubles, mixed play, whatever."

Shen Lang didn't know if the robot could understand, and he could only try to talk about it.

Jian Chao confirmed that this was a fool.

A mentally ill idiot.

Talking to a robot so nasty, and even sleeping with a kiss?

Does this person have any special hobbies?

Like a man who can work?

Seeing that there was no movement from the robot, Shen Lang tentatively hit the bed again. When the foot wind swept over again, he became angry.

It seems that this procedure will never stop until it achieves its goal.

It doesn't seem to be soft, it can only be hard.