The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

Shen Lang has been very busy recently. The school's talent selection meeting with Jane's will start next week, and it will be held in the auditorium of his school. It is a good thing for the students, but for Shen Lang, who is a teacher and participates in the selection judges, the pressure is quite high .

I was busy like a dog, and an unexpected visitor came to the office.

Lin Zile, Duan Xiaobai's rich second generation who always look down on him at the party.

This time there is no Duan Xiaobai, the teacher from the same school brought him, the reason for not inviting himself is very simple, his younger brother is in this school and he is going to work at Jane's.

Shen Lang was expressionless, raised his eyes and glanced, and then looked at the teacher who brought him here.

The female teacher hurriedly waved her hand and said, "I don't know. The principal asked me to bring him up. I thought he was a friend of Teacher Shen."

I just want to be courteous and hit a snag.

At the end, he added another sentence: "Vice-principal."

Shen Lang nodded, and the female teacher left in a hurry.

"Lin Ziqiang." Lin Zile swaggered and sat on the chair: "There will be an interview with him next Tuesday, just choose him."

Shen Lang put down his notebook, raised his head, leaned back, and looked at the opposite person who said what he said as a matter of course, as if he was just here to give orders: "I think you should contact your parents first."

Lin Zile smiled lightly: "It's not necessary, I don't need to bother my parents for such a trivial matter, just come here and let you know, just remember the name."

Shen Lang said: "Contact your parents and change your brother's name. He doesn't deserve this name."

Time stood still for several minutes before Lin Zile realized it, and immediately exploded: "Who are you scolding?!"

"Whoever is here is shameless to say who."

"Who are you calling shameless?!"

Lin Zile picked up the information on the table and pointed at Shen Lang: "Don't give me some face and just treat yourself as a real person. Do you think you can sit back and relax when you come here next to Duan Xiaobai? To tell you the truth, my dad is the biggest student in this school." Shareholders, and..."

Lin Zile snorted coldly and then laughed, his voice much more cheerful: "Xu Shuyu has returned to China."

People in their circle think that the relationship between Shen Lang and Duan Xiaobai must be abnormal, like a captive little boy.

So even if they had an affair and Duan Xiaobai was outside with colorful flags fluttering, he didn't dare to say anything. Now that Duan Xiaobai's first love came back, he had to obediently give way.

Shen Lang never explained anything, simply because it was unnecessary, and they never said it in front of Duan Xiaobai, as time passed, things without explanation would become established reality.

At this moment, looking at the people in front of me was a little ridiculous: "Oh."

"Oh?" Lin Zile jumped up from the chair: "So Professor Shen, do you want to apologize?"

"You should..." Shen Lang lowered his voice, "Get lost."

Lin Zile didn't understand why he lowered his voice at first, then the office door was opened, and the two security guards asked people to leave.

Of course, Lin Zile couldn't just leave obediently. The security guard who admired Professor Shen took out his mobile phone with a cold face: "Mr. Shen, do you want to call the police?"

Shen Lang leaned against the back of the chair and lit up his phone: "Thank you, I'll come."

"I don't know how to lift!"

Lin Zile flung his sleeves and left, Shen Lang shook his head, he had no ability at all, but he learned the essence of the prestige of being a dog.

People who sound weird to inexplicable are actually quite uncommon in reality. They rely on their parents for a little money and think that they are the sky. Everything is measured by money.

This matter was quickly overturned, Shen Lang continued to get down to business, and by the time he was done, it was already dark.

Jian Chao received Jian Xi's text message in the afternoon, and the speed of things was a bit slow, but for Jian Xi, he should have tried his best.

On the day he came here, there were more than a dozen large buildings in the community, three of which were as big as his size, and he was the only one in sixteen buildings.

The information is fairly concise and clear, the robot is purchased from abroad.

robot? ?

The suspicion that Jian Chao had been stuck on charging was dispelled in an instant.

Oh, robot.

White cotton trousers, a light gray round-neck cotton T, and simple clothes outline the man's perfect body line. He looks at the person in the mirror, a robot?

The man did wear glasses.

It doesn't look like nearsightedness, but blindness.

The psychology is still extremely abnormal, it's fine to treat him as a robot, and put the robot on the bed, and do that kind of thing to him, isn't it a psychopath?

The man's hair was casually covering his forehead, his slender phoenix eyes narrowed his beautiful curves, and he looked at the face in the mirror that he had seen for more than 20 years. When he encountered such an unimaginable indecent incident, he could only blame himself for being too good-looking up.

Is it a robot.......Since it is a machine, it is normal for it to malfunction.

Shen Lang was so excited that he didn't know how to express his feelings at this time.

After a busy day, tense preparations and integration of hundreds of people, I finally got home and found that the robot can move! ! !

The room was still covered with a blackout cloth, it was Shen Lang who tried to turn on the night mode for the robot, and it really worked.

Jian Chao didn't know how the robot would work. The joints should be like the mechanical ones in the skit, or they should stand at the door and make a mechanical sound: "Welcome the master home."

Either way, he couldn't do it.

Simply step by step.Make a move first to test his reaction.

Shen Lang looked at the robot tilting his head and looking at him, and stretched his hand directly towards the desk lamp. He just touched the switch and made an emergency brake. He was afraid that if there was any light, the machine would return to its self-closing state.

"Great, the baby will tilt his head to look at Dad."

Shen Lang squatted on the edge of the bed. The room was very dark, but the robot's eyes were very bright, so he couldn't see clearly, but he could be seen looking straight at him:

"Baby, you don't need to open your eyes, Dad is a little panicked."

Shen Lang stretched out his hand and stroked the dull hair on the top of his head.

"Wait for Dad for a while, Xi Xiangxiang will come back to accompany you to explore the wonderful life."

Shen Lang was in a happy mood. If he hadn't had to take a shower after a busy day, he didn't want to waste this time, for fear that the machine would return to normal when he came back.

So I washed it very quickly, wiped my body quickly, flicked my hair casually, and returned to the bedroom in a hurry.

Jian Chao's eyes turned colder when he heard that sentence, if he hadn't completely lost his humanity when he saw him yesterday, he wouldn't be playing slowly like this.

Jian Chao returned to normal, not to mention this one white chicken, there are ten, as long as there is no lethal weapon, it is not worth fearing.

At this time, Shen Lang was just a plaything in his eyes, and he couldn't beat Wuzhishan's target of revenge.

When Shen Lang came back, he got into bed directly, the light fragrance of the shampoo mixed with the natural and good-smelling body fragrance, and in Jian Chao's sense of smell, which had fully regained consciousness, the smell also returned to normal.

It smells good, but it doesn't matter.

"baby?"

Shen Lang yelled softly.

Jian Chao looked up, he was now lying on his side, with his elbows behind his head, his face was indifferent, or it could be said that he was looking at Shen Lang with all his leisure.

Shen Lang didn't notice this, he intentionally left a little gap in the door, and the curtains in the living room were not drawn, so a little light came in, which could reflect the direction of the curves on the white trousers and light gray clothes.

"My God, you're really good, baby."

Shen Lang wrapped himself in a small quilt, looked at the curve of the robot's waist hanging on the side, grumbled, and swallowed: "This pose is too enchanting, Dad loves it to death.

. "Speaking is about to get started.

Jane lay flat in an instant.

He had been lying on his back for a month, and just now he just changed his position to be more comfortable. When a man used this word to describe him, he immediately had goose bumps all over his body.

As soon as Shen Lang's hand reached the robot's waist, it was grabbed by a strong hand.

The two of them were taken aback at the same time, Shen Lang didn't expect that the robot could not only hear the words and change its posture, but also move? !

Jian Chao was surprised that the wrist in the palm of his hand was very slender. It seemed that no matter how hard he tried, he could break it off easily, but the hand felt very delicate, so it would be a pity to break it off directly.

Shen Lang looked at it and became more excited: "I'll go, baby, have you turned on the mode of refusal or overlord today, it's so exciting."

Shen Lang didn't withdraw his hand, but put the other hand into Jian Chao's hand with great effort: "Okay, now you are the knife and I am the fish, baby, just go ahead!"

Jane was forced to grab his wrist with the other hand, and with a flick of both hands, the man was thrown out.

"Ouch!"

Shen Lang was so unprepared that he was almost thrown off the bed, but when he was thrown out quickly, he used his strength to stabilize his body and then used the reaction force to pull the edge of the bed and rush back.

Hit directly into the robot.

Jian Chao nearly groaned, and also knocked Shen Lang out: "Baby, you have turned on the violence mode... ah..."

Shen Lang opened his eyes violently, and remembered the handcuffs and anklets from last time. Could it be that the S and M letter game was not completed last time, or should he continue to continue his battery life to relay the last progress?

But today, there is a danger.

"Does baby have a gentle mode? Dad like you is a little worried, and you are so domineering when you don't know what?"

He just wanted to get out of the single physically in a certain sense, but he didn't want anal prolapse.

Not only was the person on him not afraid, but he also had no sense of crisis at all, so he decided to be more direct.

Raise your legs, bend your knees, and touch the most vulnerable part of the man.

Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, and he was stunned for a few seconds. He was sure that the robot's legs had moved, and it moved there. In the dark, he couldn't stop blushing: "You really are an annoying little fairy."

After speaking, he groaned in a low voice.

This time the voice was much softer, without opening his mouth, he uttered with a nasal voice, his abdomen was exerting force, and his voice was long and soft, comparable to a voice actor in an island movie.

Shen Lang learned this on purpose. Last time, because of howling, the robot failed.

I felt quite ashamed when I was watching the film. It was quite fun to howl by myself when there was no one else. Although I was still a little ashamed, but there were no other people, it was somewhat less embarrassing. At this point, he howled even harder.

what are you doing!

Jian Chao thought that the most obvious threat would definitely make him panic.

How can any robot make such an abnormal movement, it will be startled, why is he still in heat? ? ?

Jian Chao directly threw him off, the clothes on his chest were stained with water from his hair, it was very wet and uncomfortable, he simply sat up and took them off his head with one hand.

Then he looked coldly at the people on the ground.

"Gulu." Shen Lang forgot about the pain in his butt, and raised his head to praise: "So handsome."

He wondered if he forgot to do some tests when he bought the robot. Could it be that he has a tendency to do this?So configure the robot with this mode?

Anyway, the moving robot looks really cool!

It would be great if I could turn on the light, my faint abdominal muscles seemed to be in shadow, if I opened the curtains, it would definitely look good.

Jian Chao can't understand how stupid this person is, so he hasn't found the clue yet.

As for the chores that robots do, he doesn't pretend to do them anyway.

On the first day, throwing someone on the bed, and the other person didn't feel it, was considered a small victory.

Looking at the person under the bed who hadn't been thrown into consciousness at all, the sense of victory that was as big as a fingernail disappeared immediately.

The other party was neither angry nor angry nor frightened, just like punching cotton, which made him always feel that something was wrong again.