The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

Jane Chao was put on the chair.

Shen Lang carefully put his arms on the dining table to keep his body balanced.

Then sit across the dining table, eating cake and admiring the handsome guy.

Even with eyes closed, this face is so unspeakable.

Even seeing him sitting up for the first time, the lines of his face became more refined and three-dimensional when lying flat, adding an indescribable momentum.

Shen Lang poured two glasses of red wine, pushed one to the table of the robot, and drank the other by himself.

Jane can't see her eyes, but her nose works fine.

The mellow smell of red wine rushed to the tip of the nose, making me a little greedy.

These days, there are leftovers every day, and I dare not eat more for fear of being discovered. Such a pure red wine can smell and taste.

"cheers!"

Shen Lang put the goblet into the robot's hand, and then touched the glass lightly with himself.

Taking off his glasses, he brushed his hair on his forehead casually, and Shen Lang, who was wearing home clothes, was smiling at the corner of his mouth, looking at the good-looking people while drinking.

Jane flew over 1 scumbags overhead.

Fuck you, knowing that you can't move, who are you playing!

Ugly people really like to play tricks!

Shen Lang brought the mouth of the cup to his mouth, then stopped suddenly, got up and moved to the side of the robot.

Jane brought it up all of a sudden.

"Come on baby, let's have a drink."

Shen Lang put his arm through the robot arm, raised his hand, and raised the robot arm with the other hand.

Bring a glass of wine to your mouth.

"Gollum."

With a small swallowing sound, Shen Lang was stunned.

He kept his posture numbly, blinking vigorously, almost thinking that he was deaf.

His wine glass just touched his lips, before he could drink it.

It was the first time Jian Chao knew that red wine was so sweet and delicious. Just a small sip, the sweet taste overflowed from the mouth to the whole mouth and flowed into the limbs, it was as wonderful as fireworks.

Although he still can't get what's so good about the fireworks.

But the joy of fireworks blooming like the kind that girls like to describe is beyond words.

Shen Lang was stunned for a moment, then tentatively moved the wine glass to the robot's mouth and lifted it gently.

"Gollum."

"Haha!" Shen Lang was delighted.

Jian Chao is scared, why is this ugly monster laughing?

"I see."

Shen Lang happily put down his wine glass, but he never dared to check the structure inside the robot's mouth, because he always thought it was most likely a socket.

I can't imagine how such a pretty face is connected to the charger from the mouth.

That will definitely affect my liking for him.

Then you can really only treat him as a machine, even though he is.

It's different now.

Jian Chao found that the pervert's actions and brain circuits were indeed different from ordinary people, and he pinched his chin to check after feeding them two drinks.

Is it possible to let yourself spit it out?

The porcelain white teeth are neat and tidy, and the pink tip of the tongue can be seen when pinched slightly.

I don't know what the material is, but it's definitely not a charging hole. This knowledge makes Shen Lang very happy.

He put the robot back on the bed again.

This is really humane, and it can swallow food.

If there is no swallowing action, it may have been accidentally poured into the machine, but if there is a swallowing action, there must be a setting!

"Where is it stored?"

Shen Lang stripped the robot clean, knelt on the side of the bed and inspected it carefully, the wine must be stored somewhere after drinking, it can't just wait in the machine to rust.

After carefully looking back, forth, left, and right again, but did not find the charging hole, the phone rang.

Duan Xiaobai drank too much and called to harass Shen Lang.

If Shen Lang would ignore him normally, as long as he drank too much, he would have to listen to him talking non-stop...

"Langlang, why do you think he is so cruel, has he never loved me? Woooooo..."

"Is it because I'm too clingy, that's why I don't like me. They say that things that are easier to get are less cherished, but now I am something that others can't get. Why doesn't he contact me?"

"..."

Shen Lang was used to it, and nodded in agreement: "Well, you are already something he can't get now, so good thing, I want to ask you something."

"Oh hiccup."

Duan Xiaobai collapsed drunk on the bed with his cell phone clasped to his face, and hiccupped.

Shen Lang knew that Duan Xiaobai couldn't understand what he said at all now, and he was just answering unconsciously and naturally, so he was still a little embarrassed.

He glanced at the robot beside him and lowered his voice: "Have you bought that one?"

"Which one?"

"It's the one you recommended to me."

Duan Xiaobai's eyes that were about to fall asleep suddenly lit up: "Langlang, you have finally figured it out, you want to buy a phone... hiccup... anyone?"

Shen Lang glanced at the robot that he had bought for almost a month, and he didn't want to talk nonsense with him: "How do you charge the ones you bought?"

"No need to charge, mine are all automatic, hahaha-hiccup-hiccup-"

Duan Xiaobai's mind is still not clear, all relying on his obsessive instinctive reaction to Shen Lang's breaking his virginity.

Shen Lang knew what he was talking about, they were all pretending to be a boyfriend, a real person, of course it was automatic.

He asked again: "Then let me ask you, besides inflatable and rechargeable, what else can you do..."

"I know!"

Duan Xiaobai sat up thumpingly, interrupting his words with bright eyes: "Langlanglanglang, let me tell you, Daoguo's new big windmill machine - hiccup - man, is very cool and advanced. It is also environmentally friendly, especially suitable for you.”

"Speak the key."

Shen Lang rolled his eyes, and cut off Duan Xiaobai's words of professionalism like a salesman.

"The principle of a big windmill, physical power generation, not relying on the wind energy outside, all relying on physical strength, hahahaha-hiccup, awesome? Are you happy? Hahahaha--Langlang, I will give you a few, men from all over the world have it, I'll buy you a few and send them to you tomorrow—"

Shen Lang hung up the phone, looked at the wall in front of him, and wrinkled.

Wind power?Physical power generation?

Is it possible that this is a nanny-type household cleaning robot?Do you need to work on your own to store electricity? ?

Jane Chao is different.

My mind is full of the content of the conversation between the two perverts just now.

Chicken - human?

Do these perverts describe the bought people as chickens? !

Men from all over the world, cool and crooked, send it to him?

This kind of business has been done all over the world, has the claws of evil stretched so far?

As for other words, even if his brain cells were reheated, he couldn't figure out what they meant.

Shen Lang's mind is full of big windmill robots, definitely not a robot that looks like a windmill.

What Duan Xiaobai said is very clear, similar to wind energy, solar energy,

Another well-understood power generation method of hydroelectric power-body energy storage.

Shen Lang lowered his head, and glanced at the face of the country and the city.

Doing housework with such a pretty face seems a bit reckless, and it seems——a sense of expectation.

"Get up, work."

Shen Lang patted the upturned hill of the robot, and spoke excitedly.

This robot was bought by Daoguo, and there is a high probability that Duan Xiaobai was right.

Jian Chao didn't even have time to feel the humiliation of being slapped on the buttocks, and was frightened by an emotionally charged voice.

Do... work?

He was startled by the first word.

Shen Lang carried the robot to the living room, and excitedly shuffled the arranged clothes into his arms.

Housekeeping robots, should they respond consciously?

After watching for a long time, the robot did not respond.

Shen Lang got up and used a mop and a basin...

Jian Chao could only feel a pile of rags being thrown into his arms, a pile of things being forced into his hands, his clothes were in order, and the ugly monsters didn't come close.

No matter how his business talent is praised by the world, he can't guess what's going on?

The more unpredictable, the more dangerous.

An accomplice who can be so maddened, of course, cannot be understood with normal brain circuits.

Shen Lang was so busy that he finally did useless work, put his things back in their original places, threw his clothes aside, lay down on the sofa, and let go like a robot.

Possibly alcohol.

Shen Lang suddenly remembered that what he bought was not a housekeeping robot, but a personal robot that was designed to serve X's life.

Even if you are physically fit...

That too......

Shen Lang blushed.

Slowly look at the robot.