The sand sculpture thought I was a robot

The night is dark and the wind is high and there is no one.

Shen Lang seized the time and ran home, his heart raised in his throat along the way, and the door of the unit was even more banging, jumping very fast.

It seems that instead of going home, I'm going to do something that can't be seen to violate the law and discipline.

As a good citizen, Shen Lang would never do such things as breaking the law.

But shame... In a sense, it is indeed a bit shameful.

"Ding."

The elevator stopped on the eighth floor, and Shen Lang rushed to the door of his house in a hurry with a heart that wanted to kill the deer.

There are two households on one floor, and the owner next door is out of town. Buying this house is purely an investment, and I have never seen what the neighbors look like so far.

It is more assured to let the courier brother put the things at the door.

A person-high cardboard box stands on the side of the wall.

Shen Lang saw it at a glance, looked around quickly, quickly opened the door with his fingerprints, grabbed the box and was about to carry it into the house.

"Eh? It's so heavy."

As soon as the box is tilted a little, it feels heavy.

He picked it up and tried it, it was really heavy, Shen Lang's face darkened, if the outer packaging was heavier, it would be acceptable.

If the items inside are so heavy...it will crush people to death.

This thing is not sold by the catty.

After finally tossing the courier to the house and laying it flat on the ground, Shen Lang went to the sofa to take a rest.

Don't look at just a box, it's really heavy.

In addition, I was a little nervous and excited, and I was not ready to open the express delivery yet.

"Drip drip."

Wechat reminder, the name of the note that is booming and in a trance:

[Big idiot]: Did you get it?What is the effect?Are you happy?

[Shen Lang]: Get out, whoever buys that thing, you should pay less and have more, study hard.

[Big idiot]: What time is it? You can't accept this new technology, so you can die alone with your textbooks, Professor Shen.

Throwing away the phone, Shen Lang ran to the door and locked it.

Looking at the big box lying quietly on the ground, the whole person was nervous, excited and excited.

It was like when I was in junior high school and watched a two-person hand-to-hand fight movie for the first time, and I was so nervous and excited that I didn't fall asleep for several nights.

Wechat came from the white hair of small jokes. After graduation, I became a happy rich second generation who is only responsible for eating, drinking and having fun.

Boyfriends change more often than he changes textbooks. I can't understand that he is still single. He introduces partners every now and then, but none of them succeed.

I don’t know what news I read recently, saying that men have been single for too long and their hormones are unbalanced, so they must vent it, otherwise it will easily affect their nightlife.

Started to crazily give him various single artifacts of Amway.

This is not just a small device that has just been launched, but it keeps refreshing Shen Lang's chat records at any opportunity.

The inflatable dolls were for Gong, they bought that thing and the dolls and stared at them until the dolls leaked air, and they couldn't make any sparks.

But this boyfriend robot is different.

Just listed, small expensive, but it is the gospel of the vast soft 0.

Because the robot can move by itself!

It's not that Shen Lang doesn't want to find a boyfriend, but with his appearance, wherever he throws it, he will quickly attract a group of small zeros to come up and send glances and pillows, so he is so embarrassed to say that he is really not a big attack.

It's just a little O who has a handsome appearance and a strong body.

Want to cry but have no tears, single for more than 20 years, and shameless hair buddies show affection by his side from time to time.

At the party, you can always hear jokes that can't get in the mouth, only theoretical knowledge and no practical reports.

So when I received the product leaflet from Duan Xiaobai, I decided to buy it at first glance.

The pictures on the materials are all mosaiced on human faces and somewhere else.

The figure is really good, and I don't know if it's because of the skin whitening and retouching. The figure is very strong and proportionate, and it looks like a real person.

At least that's what the photo looks like.

The face is mosaiced because it is said that all of them are made according to the most handsome faces in the world, and they are also customized, which means that the price is doubled.

Buying this one was almost bankrupt, so Shen Lang didn't think about customization.

As for the mosaic below...

It is to let customers choose the product service size according to their needs.

Shen Lang hadn't tried it before, but after thinking about it all night, he chose the largest size.

Squatting on the ground, Shen Lang looked at the big quiet box. When he took off the tape outside, it was like a little girl in ancient times waiting to get married and her red hijab lifted. Her heartbeat was about to jump out of her throat.

It’s all right, I just bought a robot, and it’s like buying a sweeping robot. God knows that as long as Duan Xiaobai doesn’t know, no one will know Professor Shen who seems to have escaped into Buddhism and learned a lot.

I even bought a special robot.

"Zi la..."

The sound of tearing tape is especially harsh in the silent night.

The sharp voice forced something in the box to open its eyes violently, but it couldn't move.

"It's not heavy."

Shen Lang opened the cardboard box outside, thinking that there would be at least a wooden shelf, but it turned out that the product was directly packaged.

Big aluminum box, clean, not even a punctuation mark.

This made Shen Lang hesitate a bit, Sanwu products?You won't be fooled by false advertisements, will you?

After thinking about it like this, the nervousness and excitement disappeared, and he directly opened the three buckles on the side, and when the lid was lifted, he was stunned.

The "person" in the box, with his eyes closed, is dressed in a tailored black formal suit, presenting a perfect figure.

What shocked Shen Lang wasn't the enviable body proportions. After all, at such a high price, it's not a big deal if the legs are longer, the chest muscles are bigger, the waist is stronger.

What shocked him was the robot's face.

The skin looks fair and firm, the eyes are closed tightly, and the eyelashes like duck feathers are like a small fan, beautifully covering the beautiful double eyelids.

Further down, the perfectly curved nose and thin lips, this is a Shen Lang who is so aesthetically pleasing that no one in his life can catch his eyes, his heart beats suddenly stagnant when he sees it.

Who did this follow?

Shen Lang never thought that he could also fall in love at first sight.But the object was not a human being, which made his heart, which was beating violently just now, forcefully suppressed him.

Once the box was opened, there was no need to worry about it.

Shen Lang began to seriously study the new technology bought at a high price.

I stretched out my hand and pinched my face, the elasticity was not bad, the feel was realistic, I don't know what kind of material it was made of, it looked like a real person.

Fingers to the tip of the nose, hehe, conscientious manufacturer, still showing anger.

That's right, if you wake up in the middle of the night and lie next to a person who doesn't move or even breathe, and who looks like a person, whoever doesn't react for a while will be stunned.

It's better to take a little breath, it's more humane.

The clothes are quite tight, the suit is meticulous, and the shirt is tied to the top button.

Gaze down and lock onto something.

Based on the mentality of choosing the biggest one for the same price, Shen Lang stared at the place that didn't seem to be that big, stretched out his hand, and took it back.

He stretched out his hand again, and took it back again...

It's just a robot, there is nothing he dare not touch, and he is just trying to see if it is a false advertisement, whether he will send the wrong product, and exaggerate.

But as soon as he saw that sleeping face, which was exactly like a real person, he couldn't do anything about it.

His heartbeat even beat faster, as if he was taking advantage of a sleeping man.

Sure enough, he is the dwarf in action of the legendary talkative king.

Jane Chao closed her eyes tightly and did not move.

It's not that he doesn't want to move, it's that he can't.

He was drugged carelessly, and during the transportation, he thought he was going to be taken somewhere to be buried alive.

But I also know that those few people don't have the courage.

But the situation in front of him made him feel more terrible than being buried alive in his confusion.

Especially the slightly heavier breathing by the ear, and the hand that seems to be wandering somewhere above.

According to sensory analysis, I am in a big box, the sound outside should be unboxing, and the person who put him here is a man.

A man who stared at him but gasped and didn't speak.

It's like staring at the prey in hand, wondering where to bite the beast.

The consciousness is clear, but the body cannot move freely.

Such a situation of being slaughtered by others made Jian Chao even more irritable.

He doesn't know what's going on now, he was consigned and sold to some unspeakable place, and he met a pervert who only panted but didn't speak.

Shen Lang hesitated and hesitated, and in the end his heart broke, and he pinched his hands on the robot's face in the spirit of my greatest awareness.

ho!

The warm and soft skin under his hands is firm and elastic. After a few squeezes, he is addicted to playing.

It was the first time in her life that someone pinched her face, and her chest kept heaving in anger, which made Shen Lang very surprised.

He moved his hand to his chest, and listened carefully to the beating there: "Hey, the jump is quite fast, interesting."

As soon as the man's voice came out, Jian Chao was surprised to find that the voice was nice, but it didn't prevent him from being a pervert.

Because this pervert has already moved his hand down, held it there and squeezed it!

"It's not very big. The product is not the right version. It's really an exaggeration."

Shen Lang grabbed it casually, even though he already knew that this thing was an emotionless robot, but he made it so realistically, and he has kept his body like a jade for more than 20 years.

Even a robot has to be familiar with it.

After all, it was my first time to give the machine a loss. If I didn't figure it out and hurt myself again, I would be in shadow for the rest of my life.

I didn't want to cry without crying.

"The face is good, the pectoral muscles can be touched, the waist is a bit thin, it should be wider, the buttocks—"

As the lewd words fell, Jian Chao obviously felt a pair of disgusting hands pinch his buttocks.

The chest rises and falls more violently.

"Very well, it's just here, it's a bit too small."

After touching it again, Shen Lang shook his head and said with emotion: "I'm afraid I have misunderstood the size of our Asians? This little bird is not half my size. If it doesn't look good, I will definitely return it."

Shen Lang didn't brag.

In his cognition, the robot should always have sex.

But at present, it is indeed not half as big as when he got up.

A little uninterested.

too small?size?return the goods!

Jian Chao swears he understands!

He was caught by those bad guys!sold!

Still the most humiliating and self-respecting sold to some pervert!

A thought that suddenly popped into his head made him feel chills all over. If he has been single for more than 20 years, will he be destroyed in the hands of a pervert who buys a man to satisfy him in the end?

If he really dares to do anything, he swears that when he regains his will, he will be torn to pieces!!!