[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?Didara, who finally escaped, appeared on the nearby street, patted his chest, and thanked himself for running fast.

Although he escaped the clutches of Junan's group, Konoha probably couldn't stay any longer. Although Didala tried his best to disregard his relationship with Junan's group at the time, according to Konoha's urinating nature, even if he was not caught, he would be arrested. monitored.

Didala lowered her head helplessly, and was blinded by the red cloud on her chest. Everything was Senjujuma's fault... um.

Didara rubbed his stomach, spit out all the balls he just ate, what a waste, and we haven't eaten Konoha's barbecue, we haven't eaten Konoha's salt-grilled saury, we Haven't eaten yet... Anyway, there are a lot of them.

Why is it that since he was leaving Konoha, Didara decided to make a big purchase before going back. Anyway, Kakashi and the others would have to be blocked by Junan's group for a while before reporting to their superiors.

Didara bought a lot of Konoha specialties, then hid in a sparsely populated place, sealed them one by one into scrolls, and then Itachi stuffed them into the small schoolbag.

He giggled, he was really smart, so he could go back to the base and enjoy it slowly.

"Anyway, I'm not going! I'm not stupid enough to be persuaded by you, a lecherous fairy, with such an excuse!"

The sudden yell and unique voice made Deidara recognize that it was the voice of the protagonist Uzumaki Naruto.

"That's it... I know a more powerful technique than Chidori, I can't help it, I'll take Sasuke there!"

This is... Jiraiya, Didara was taken aback, he had better avoid Sannin and so on.

"I'm still going with you!"

"I'm going home to pack my things now, lecherous fairy! You wait here for me!"

The Naruto boy appeared at the corner in an instant, and Deidara was so frightened that he hugged his head and tried to cover his face, but Naruto ignored him and rushed past him, bringing a strong wind.

Didara was stunned for a few seconds, and immediately put down his hands that were still on top of his head, so what is he afraid of? Although the protagonist is cheating, Naruto is just a ninja right now!

Just as Didara was crazily complaining about himself, the familiar dizziness reappeared, and only then did he realize that he was picked up and ran wildly again, oh no, in an instant.

During this period, Deidara struggled constantly. He thought and knew that it was definitely Zhu Nan's group again, which made him less and less convinced that he was just a hostage. How could he be taken hostage twice in a row!

So...he must have been recognized, no, he must run away, and in the end he will refuse to admit it.

However, this time it was not as easy to escape as last time, because last time Didara was dragged away with a bag. Although he didn't have time to escape, he only needed to abandon the backpack, but this time he was carrying his clothes. The collar is gone, he can't give up his clothes and go! !

Didara continued to struggle desperately: "Let me go!"

Didara is very ashamed and angry now, not only the way the other party picked him made him strangled his neck and made him uncomfortable, but also he was really about to show off like this, because the chilly feeling on his stomach made him realize the tightness of his T-shirt It seems to have been strangled to the chest.

Didara could only struggle and tugged at the hem of his lower garment with his hands to prevent it from going up.

"let me go!!"

As if the other party didn't hear his resistance, he continued to stand for a while.

"I'm going to vomit!!"

The opponent seemed to be unstable for a moment.

"vomit--"

As soon as he pretended to vomit, Didara felt the restraint on his neck disappear all of a sudden. He was sighing that the method of BOSS was really practical, and then he sat down on the ground.

"What...what are you doing here?" A cold voice sounded.

Didara looked up and found that it was really Zhu Nan's group, but... Itachi's eyes were really annoying: "Mission!"

Itachi frowned: "What task."

Dida twitched the corner of his mouth, did Konoha treat you so much before and still worry about the village? However, it may be because of Sasuke, and Kisame is also next to him, isn't he here to spy on you? Is it really that obvious then?

"No comment!" Deidara responded angrily.

Itachi's brows frowned even tighter, and the kaleidoscope directly appeared.

Didara watched the Sangouyu turn into a windmill, and was shocked: "Actually, I just came to play."

Seeing that Itachi didn't seem to believe it, and still didn't take back the kaleidoscope, Didara quickly took out a piece of paper: "Look, this is the leave note that the leader gave me. I just thought Konoha should be fun during the Chunin exam, but I didn't expect to encounter something like Orochimaru."

Seeing Itachi's kaleidoscope was finally put away, Didara wiped off a cold sweat: "Actually, I only stayed in Konoha for three days, and I didn't eat enough, so you brought me out."

"Besides, I entered Konoha through the proper way, and there is a record of my entering the village at the gate, but now that I have left the village illegally, it must be difficult for me to enter Konoha again in the future." Speaking of this, Didala It was also a heartache, yes, it will be difficult to enter Konoha normally in the future, and it seems that he did not enter normally before.

Didara looked up at Itachi with sincere eyes, and Itachi seemed to want to find some flaws in the other's eyes, so he just looked at each other for a long time.

"You are Deidara!" A voice that disrupted the atmosphere suddenly sounded.

The two people who were looking at each other looked at Guixie at the same time, and Guixie looked like he had seen a ghost, it seemed that he had just recognized Didara.

Deidara Khan, he obviously didn't hide it on purpose, but Kisame found out only now, thinking that Itachi seemed to know from the beginning, so, are these two really teammates?

"Eh?! You look like a woman." Guixie rubbed her chin, "This can be regarded as Xiaohua."

Didara's forehead twitched, whether it was a compliment or a detriment to him.

"Then Sister Nan..." Didara changed his words instantly, "What about Baihu?"

Gui Sha was at a loss for words, he never expected that Didara would fight back against him like this, this is not a normal reaction of a man at all.

After a few seconds of silence, Kisame immediately turned to Itachi: "That... Sannin, although You can deal with Itachi-san, I can't be sure, the gap is too big."

Itachi glanced at Didara, who was sitting on the ground with a rogue face, and then turned his gaze to Kisame. Although the topic of his teammates was too blunt, he still answered the other party's words: "Yes, if you fight him, Both of us will be killed, and if we are lucky, we can only lose both, even if we find some people to help, the result will be the same."

"Although we finally found the kid in the ramen shop, we didn't expect that the legendary Sannin was in charge of protecting him and fighting him... Konoha's Uchiha Clan or Mistnin's Ninja Seven. Totally useless."

Guixie paused, glanced at Didala who had been shouting "Don't ignore me" all the time, and then said: "Even if you add another explosive boy from Yanyin Village, it won't help."

Dida raised his hand and bounced up from the ground: "What is the explosive boy of Yanyin Village? He is obviously a talented artist in Yanyin Village!"

"..." Itachi opened his mouth, "... yes, but... no matter how powerful a person is, they will have weaknesses."

"Let's go." Itachi turned around.

The corner of Ghost Shark's mouth twitched: "Yes."

"You too." Itachi said with his back to Didara.

"I think we'd better go separately, I'm on vacation now."

Itachi turned his head and stared at Didara with his Sharingan: "No."

Didara was stunned by the rabbit's eyes: "Let's go." There is always an illusion of Itachi being possessed by Xiedan!

Afterwards, Didara could only resign himself to his fate and follow Zhu Nan's group. He still had a few days left to fool around during his vacation. He didn't want to watch brotherly love or something, it was too cruel! !

Soon, they arrived at a post town near Muye Village, and Didara found that this was the place where he stayed a few days ago.

I don't know if it was luck, or Itachi already knew the whereabouts of Naruto and Jiraiya, anyway, he quickly found the two who had just entered a hotel.

Just like in the original work, Itachi found a beautiful woman and performed an illusion to hook Jiraiya out. Although he knew that Jiraiya would not do anything in the end, but doing such things to girls, Itachi is really...

As if feeling the disgust in Deidara's eyes, Itachi said flatly: "Although Jiraiya is lustful, he can be regarded as an honest gentleman."

Didara was speechless, of course he knew that, but...was he acting so obvious that itachi asked him to explain.

After Jiraiya was far away, the three of them walked into the hotel. Relying on Itachi's illusion, they successfully asked Naruto's room number, then went inside and came to the door of that room.

After the people inside yelled "Come on", the door opened.

It seems that everyone has a sense of fear for the rabbit eyes of the Uchiha family. Naruto froze in place after seeing Itachi.

It was Guixie who spoke first: "Unexpectedly... the nine-tailed demon fox is actually in the body of this brat."

"Naruto, come with us." Itachi said flatly, "Let's leave this room."

It seemed that it was because of Itachi's unceasing aura of power, Naruto walked out the door stiffly as soon as he finished speaking.

"Hmm... Itachi-san... If he runs around, he will cause us trouble. It should be better if he cuts off a leg." As he said, Kisame grabbed the knife of Shamushi that was still on his back. Handle, "Then..."

The atmosphere seemed to be stagnant, and Deidara was a little nervous, Kisame, is it really okay for you to scare Naruto like this, that kid was scared like this!

"Sasuke, long time no see!" Itachi said suddenly.

Didara turned around and saw Uchiha Sasuke with a face full of resentment.

"Uchiha Itachi...I want...to kill you!!!"

"Sharingan, and he really looks like you, who is he?" Guixie asked deliberately.

Itachi turned around slowly: "He is... my younger brother!"

Didara was sweating coldly, Sasuke was about to be abused unilaterally, can I choose to quit now, I don't want to see this scene! !

The corner of Kisame's mouth hooked viciously, and continued: "I heard that all the Uchiha clan were killed, and it was you who did it... Uh"

Deidara stepped forward and raised his hand to cover Kisame's mouth: "Enough." Sasuke's eyes changed without seeing it.

"I did what you said... I have always hated you, I have always hated you... I live to kill you!!!" The blue chakra of lightning attribute wrapped around Sasuke's left hand, out of control due to anger The amount of chakra was so good that the skin on his left hand kept peeling off.

"Uh ah ah ah..." Sasuke roared and rushed towards Itachi holding Chidori.

In just a moment, Sasuke's Chidori was resolved by Itachi.

The scene was still for a while, and Didara remembered that he was still covering Guixier's mouth, and hurriedly withdrew his hand.

Didara was a little surprised that Kisame didn't respond to his actions, and then subconsciously glanced at the other party.

This glance stunned Didala for a moment, Kisame turned his head awkwardly, or what happened to the reddish color on his blue cheeks, I don't remember what I missed.

In the next second, Didara's face turned ashen, because he recalled when he was covering Guixier's mouth just now, he was so excited that the tongue in his hand came out, and then... just... licked Guixiong's mouth? ! ! !Oh no! ! !Kisame, don't get me wrong! ! !That was just an accident! ! !I'm not a pervert! ! !I'm not interested in you! ! !And I actually still wear gloves! ! !

Fortunately, however, Naruto on the side finally broke the weird atmosphere: "Hey yah yah yah..." He kept releasing Nine-Tails' chakra.

"Bastard... don't get in your way!" Sasuke gritted his teeth and looked at Naruto, and in the next second, he cried out in pain from Itachi's wrist pinch: "Wow!"

"Sasuke—" Naruto yelled anxiously.

Just when Naruto Yuyin was about to perform ninjutsu, Kisame swung his shark muscle and devoured the nine-tailed chakra released by the opponent.

"Damn! Damn! What happened?"

"My shark muscles...can cut off and eat chakra." Kisame stared at the shark and looked at Naruto, "If you use ninjutsu, it will be troublesome. Instead of cutting off the legs, it is better to chop off the hands first. Fall!" Raising the shark muscle, he slashed at the opponent.

At the critical moment, a toad taller than a person suddenly appeared and blocked the attack of the ghost shark.

"You guys don't know much about my past, don't you? A man would never be seduced by a woman. Instead, he would use sweet words to charm a woman!" A slightly old voice sounded.

Seemingly the arrival of Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, Naruto finally relaxed: "If a woman winks at you, you're already too excited! Now is not the time for you to put on a show, lecherous fairy!"

"Didn't I tell you not to call me that in front of others!"

"It doesn't matter at all! Lustful immortals, these people are not simple!"

Kisame interrupted the bickering between the two: "After all, it is Jiraiya who is known as the three in the legend. Although I know you like women very much, I didn't expect it to be so easy to lure you away."

"You know the true face of a lecherous fairy."

Jiraiya was a little speechless to Naruto who was offline: "That...that's not really true..."

Itachi said lightly: "It seems that you have solved the illusion we cast on that woman."

Jiraiya carefully placed the person on his shoulders on the ground, and let her lean against the wall: "To lure me away from Naruto, to cast illusions on women, men should not use this method."

"Is your purpose... Naruto?"

"No wonder Kakashi knew about this. The source of the news is you. Taking Naruto away is the supreme order issued by our organization Akatsuki."

Ji Lai also lifted the psychic spell: "It's just right, I'll just drop by and get rid of the three of you."

"That's hard to say," said Itachi.

"Don't meddle." Sasuke stood up tremblingly, "I want...to kill him with my own hands!"

"I'm...not interested in you at all."

As soon as the words fell, Sasuke was kicked sideways by Itachi, and hit the wall heavily.

"Sasuke!!" Naruto yelled, "You bastard!"

"Naruto! Didn't I tell you not to interfere!!" Sasuke gritted his teeth and endured the pain, "This is my battle!"

"bring it on!!"

"Ugh!" Itachi went up to the top of his knees.

Afterwards, there was a unilateral beating. Didara couldn't bear it, and turned his head silently. The stupid younger brother of the Itachi really abused his body and mind.

"You bastard! Don't hurt him again!!" Naruto yelled.

In the next second, Jilai had already summoned the esophagus of the giant toad. Seeing the sticky and wriggling flesh wall, Didara felt nauseous for a while.

But it didn't take long for Didala to react, and Itachi's voice came: "Kikisame, Didara, come with me!"

Didala quickly got rid of the entanglement of the meat wall, and followed Itachi together with Kisame.

Because of Guixier's turning back, Didara also looked back subconsciously, and the crazily wriggling flesh wall was constantly squeezing, and his face turned pale in an instant, and he knew that he should not turn back, but unfortunately, he was originally I knew it, but I still saw it.

Itachi turned the kaleidoscope Sharingan, and black flames appeared out of thin air, burning a hole in the wall of the flesh, and the three jumped out one after another. ?