[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?When Didara returned to the Xiao base, the weapon shop had already delivered the load, but...why put it in Payne's place! ! !

Didara was informed of this matter as soon as he returned to the base, and it was Payne who informed him through the ring, so why would the ring of the noble Akatsuki be used for such a thing! ! !

But in the end, Didara had no choice but to bite the bullet. This time he didn't rush in as recklessly as last time, but knocked on the door of Payne's office first.

"Come in."

"excuse me."

Didara opened the door of the office and poked his head in cautiously, only to see Payne Tiandao sitting on the office chair behind the desk, and there was only the dead body of Payne Tiandao in the room.

Didara walked in and stood stiffly in front of the table: "Leader, I'm here to get things."

Tiandao said expressionlessly, "Over there."

Didara followed Tiandao's line of sight, and there was a big box there: "Oh."

Didara stepped forward, knelt down nervously, and planned to lift the box up. He thought it should not be as heavy as he had imagined, but it was counterproductive, and the box didn’t move even after trying several times. , and still not one centimeter off the ground.

Glancing at Tiandao from the corner of his eye, he found that he didn't respond. Didara sighed, how could the corpse react.

Looking at the big, ugly box, Deidara frowned, and decided to try again for the last time. If it doesn't work, then... just... just... let's talk about it.

Hard, hard, Didara tried to lift the dead box with all his strength. He felt that he was about to burst into blue veins now, and finally the sky paid off. The box seemed to have left the ground, and Didara was overjoyed. Okay, as long as it stays outside the door like this, no one will see it afterwards anyway, so I can take it apart and move it away one by one.

However, since he, as the protagonist with a universal dead weapon, of course did not complete this difficult movement so smoothly, but completed another difficult movement in another way, which should have been done after Didara stood up straight. The large box that kept the same height continued to float upwards, and then fell to the other end in a parabola.

Didara just lay flat on the ground with his hands raised above his head, and a certain box not far from his hands rolled uncontrollably a few times and hit the wall after falling on the ground.

Mysterious silence...

It seems that there are crows flying in the sky...

Didara blinked at the ceiling, what's going on now, I'm lying dead in the little boss's office! ! ! (⊙-⊙)

Didara turned his head slightly, looking at Tiandao behind the desk, and what he saw was a dead body face full of black sticks with no expression on his face, and a pair of gay purple reincarnation eyes full of circles, The leader is still the calmest!

The young man who stayed behind a certain wall curled his lips for a long time, and Xiao Nan who was beside him didn't know why: "Nagato, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

"Nagato, how's the fundraising going?" asked the person wearing the whirlpool mask.

"Still in preparation."

"Let's finish it as soon as possible. After all, more manpower is needed to collect information about the tailed beast." As soon as the words fell, the man disappeared into a distorted space.

"It seems that Madara has become impatient!" The person sitting on the mechanical chair lowered his head.

The scene turned back to the outside room. Didara, who had been lying on the ground for 5 minutes, got up from the ground, walked towards the box that fell not far away with a blank expression, and then opened it blankly. Then he gritted his teeth and dragged out a load inside. There are four loads in this box, which look similar to the one used by Konoha’s Locke Lee in my impression, except that the outer layer of wrapped cloth is really pure black. , it goes well with the color of the nail polish... Mmmm.

Didara moved the things outside in batches like this, and said goodbye to Tiandao Payne expressionlessly before leaving.

Didala squatted on the corridor against the wall, and felt tired looking at the pile of loads. How should I move them back? I don't want to run back and forth! ! !

Didara, who was worried, saw Guishui approaching from a distance, got up and rushed over: "Brother Guishui!!!"

Seeing Didara rushing towards him with a smile all over his face, Kisame felt that something was wrong.

Didara jumped in front of Guixie, with stars in his eyes: "Brother Guixie, you are so fucking handsome today!!!"

The corner of Guixie's mouth curled up: "Could it be that I wasn't handsome before?"

"He was handsome before." Didara said with difficulty.

"Handsome brother, can you do me a favor?"

Guixier twitched the corner of his mouth: "I knew it was not a good thing."

Didara smiled sarcastically.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, just help me move something." He pointed to the box while talking.

Without saying a word, Guixie stepped forward to set up the box: "Let's go."

Seeing that Kisame easily lifted the box that he couldn't lift alive, Didala was worried for a while, why was he so weak.

Looking up at Guixie walking beside him, Didala couldn't help but marvel at Guixie's height, and how could walking together like this have a sense of father and son's acquaintance, except for the problem of painting style.

"Hey, come to think of it, why aren't you inseparable from Itachi!"

"Tch! I'm not Itachi-san's nanny." Kisame glanced at Didara in disgust.

"Isn't it?" Didara pouted.

"Of course not!!!" Ghost Shark roared, exposing two rows of sharp shark teeth.

"Calm down, calm down." Seeing that the box was shaking because Kisame was too excited, Didara burst into a cold sweat.

Afterwards, there was nothing to say all the way, and Kisame helped Didara move the things to the destination smoothly, and then went back.

Didara was very happy to see the weight he finally got, but what troubled him the most was how to handle such a heavy weight. He couldn't just use it like this, or I would be disabled, I would really be disabled. The...um.

Finally, Didara, who is both beautiful and intelligent, still found a solution. He found that the inside was composed of metal bars, so he pulled out several of them until he could bear the rest of the load. Genius... Mmm.

Didala's physical training has been going on for several days. On this day, while he was jogging in the morning, he was called by Payne, saying that he was going to have a meeting or something.

After arriving at the underground meeting room, Didara found that all the members were present, presumably there was something important.

"The current five major countries seem to be living in harmony and seem to be peaceful on the surface, but in fact the world is already filthy. For the sake of world peace, to put an end to this war-torn world, our Xiao organization exists for this, this is God Mission, we are appointed by God, for..." Payne Tiandao held the mobilization meeting with a blank expression.

Although Payne often does this kind of thing, Didala feels that he is in a state of confusion every time. Aren't you tired of saying the same thing over and over again? For peace, it’s good if you don’t destroy the world, oh no, leader, you are destroying the world (—_—)b

"So, for the sake of world peace, there will be many tasks for you to do in the future, so come here and disband!" Payne turned around and left with a wave of his hand, and Xiao Nan followed closely.

Deidara's eyes widened instantly, eh? !Eh? !Eh! ! !What happened to cause such a magical turning point! ! !So, doing missions is a matter of world peace! ! !

"Didara, get ready to go." Scorpion's deep voice sounded from behind Didara.

"what?"

"Long term mission."

Didara caught the scroll thrown by Scorpion, opened it to take a look, sighed, suddenly felt so tired!

"Let's go."

Xie controlled Fei Liuhu and walked ahead, Didara closed the scroll and hurriedly followed: "Wait for me, Xie Danna."?