[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

?In this way, Guixier sat cross-legged in the cave and fell asleep, Itachi stood at the entrance of the cave thinking about life, and Didara stood with Itachi all the time.

However, he didn't know why he stood with Itachi, but he couldn't move his legs when he came to Itachi's side, and he just wanted to accompany him quietly.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and it didn't take long for the rain to stop, and there was no intention of stopping. Seeing the rain falling at such a uniform speed, this is probably Payne's ninjutsu. Damn it, Didara is here He cursed secretly in his heart.

"Ah chirp!"

Dida tightened his clothes, because he was wearing that wet dress, even though he wore a robe over it, but being blown by the cold wind or something... it was so sour...

The sudden sound made Itachi on the side finally come back to his senses. He turned his head to look at Didala, and found that the boy was shrinking his body and holding his arms trembling constantly. In fact, Itachi knew from the beginning that Didara was standing. By his side, it was just that he didn't speak, and Itachi didn't care, but it turned out...he was so afraid of the cold.

Itachi turned around and walked back into the cave, found a place to do it, closed his eyes and took a nap.In this way, he should come back.

Didara stared at Itachi in a daze and then closed his eyes after sitting back in the cave, feeling that it was not right for him to follow in, nor was it wrong to stand in place.

While struggling, Itachi closed his eyes, opened his thin lips lightly, and said flatly, "The entrance of the cave is cold."

"That's right (︶︿︶), um..." Didara took Itachi's words naturally, walked away from the entrance of the cave with slow steps, and returned to the cave.

At this time, Didara saw the situation in the cave clearly. At some point, the lighted torch was stuck on the wall. Kisame was still sitting cross-legged on the same spot, but Itachi was not beside him, but ran to the cave. Sitting in another corner, just, why sit next to his things!It's all there...

Recalling that when he ran into the cave in a hurry before, he threw the big and small bags in his hand on the ground, and then lit the fire.

Eh!Forget it, let's take them away.

Didara walked to the thing next to Itachi, and when he was about to bend down to take it, his outstretched hand paused for a moment, and then there was a sudden "bang", startling Itachi on the side.

Itachi opened his eyes when he heard the voice. He only saw that Didara was kneeling in front of him, with one hand in mid-air, and there was only a pile of things between them.

The moment Deidara knelt down, he looked up at Itachi, and then the eyes of the two collided with each other. Itachi's eyes were full of surprise, and Didara's outstretched hand paused. In mid-air, he felt his embarrassment strike again.

Didara and Itachi just stared at each other. For a few seconds, both of them felt as if they had experienced centuries.

In a few seconds, Didara experienced a battle between heaven and man. At the worst moment, he obviously just wanted to prevent the hem of Xiaopao from being unraveled because he bent down to pick up something, so he came up with the idea of ​​pressing Xiaopao with his knees. It's just a wonderful strategy, why is it showing such a weird state now!So... should I continue or go back the same way! !Ah - damn it!Why am I doing this kind of thing here!Why am I always struggling with these questions!Why do I always do unscrupulous things every time I meet Itachi! ! ! ┻━┻╰(≥dish≤)╯┻━┻

Soon, Didara came back to his senses, moved forward quickly according to the original path with his hands stopped halfway, grabbed the big and small bags and threw them behind him, and then quickly put his butt on his On the feet, it became a kneeling posture, but the arms returned to the state of crossing and embracing, and then looked at Itachi with a straight face: "Standing is too tired, I will sit for a while."

However, as soon as the voice fell, Didara heard the sound of objects colliding from behind him, and... the ghostly cry of another person: "What!"

Didara instantly turned his upper body and looked backward, and was hit hard by the flying object, and it was the kind that hit the heart. The super invincible Lolita-shaped baby face that squeezes out the water!

Because of inertia, the upper body that had just twisted was knocked back to its original position, and as the smashed object fell to the ground due to gravity, Didara bent down and covered his face with both hands, It hurts, he feels that his nose is about to be smashed flat, it will definitely collapse, if Xiao Di receives a lunch box in the future, it must be because of this blow that destroyed Xiao Di's appearance, this appearance determines everything world! !

Itachi, who was just a little surprised just now, can be said to be shocked now. Due to Didara's negligence (no, it was obviously the fault of a certain fish), the hands already on the face can't protect Didara. It's moral, so... Itachi saw that when the person in front of him let go of his arms and bowed his body, due to various forces, the neckline fell apart, revealing the shameful girl's dress inside, but, Since Deidara's body was bowed, what he saw from his angle was only a corner of the clothes, but this did not prevent him from realizing that he seemed to know something he shouldn't know.

Itachi stiffly moved his gaze away from Didara, looked at Kisame in the distance, and found that his arm was raised in mid-air and his whole body was in a state of compulsion, probably because he was almost hit by a sudden unknown object. After reflexively parrying it, he hit a boy in his own organization, thinking that he seemed to know more, so he was the calmest (﹀_﹀) Itachi closed his eyes calmly and continued to doze off.

Deidara staggered for a while, and suddenly realized the mistake of his actions just now. He covered his face and lay on his lap, sweating continuously. He obviously felt the coldness in his chest, no way, What is the situation now, Itachi should not be in front of me, maybe he walked away before I exposed it...

Didara lowered his head and looked through his fingers, and caught a glimpse of the corner of the other party's Xiaopao. Oh, let me go, he bit his lip, and slowly moved his gaze upwards, from Weasel's legs to the rest of the body. The hands on the legs, then the waist, then the chest, and the neck. Didara's heart was beating faster and faster. Of course, this is not the feeling of heartbeat, because these are not attractive under the cover of Xiaopao. , but he didn't know that Itachi didn't see it, and how to face Itachi, even if Itachi really saw it, and he couldn't do anything except be thankful that the lower part of Xiaopao was pressed by his knees.

Chin... lips... bridge of nose... eyes... eyes!Eye! !He is closed! ! !Didara felt that the cold sweat from just now shrank back into his pores, and his heartbeat immediately returned to normal speed. Fortunately, Didara had quickly buttoned up the Xiaopao, and at the same time, he was crazily complaining about himself , so why didn't you buckle it before! ! !Unexpectedly, hehe.

Itachi actually squinted his eyes when Didara felt relieved, and saw the boy buttoning up his buttons with an expression like he had escaped disaster. After thinking about it, he decided to pretend he didn't see it, but...it turns out He still has this habit, no wonder there are clips on his hair, it turns out... this is not an illusion.Itachi thought of the more distant time, the good time when he could dress Sasuke in girls' clothes wantonly. Speaking of which, Sasuke is really a cute child.

After buttoning up the buttons, Didara finally remembered his poor clothes. He glanced at the things on the ground and found that they didn't fall out of the bag because of the tragedy just happened. He sorted them out quickly, then got up and turned to behind him.

"Kikisame! I'll let you see my great art!!!" Didara roared.

"Eh?!" Ghost Shark froze in mid-air and slowly retracted his hand, "Didara, listen to me, I'm not..."

Before Guixie could finish speaking, Didara started to rush up. Seeing this, Guixie immediately got up and fled out of the cave. That kid must be serious, it would be difficult if the cave was bombed and collapsed.

Didara lifted the hem of Xiaopao while running, took a bite of the clay from the small bag at the waist, and began to melt into the chakra in the palm of his hand.

Itachi watched Didara rushing over, and he expressed his relief that Kisame ran outside knowingly, but the accident happened before Didara attacked, and when he lifted his Xiaopao, Itachi saw When I arrived at the lower part of the dress that was covered before, it was fluttering with the owner's running. It turned out to be a skirt.

Eh? !

Fat first time? !

yellow! ! !

Itachi felt that this was the most restless moment for him today, and his heart beat uncontrollably a few more times. ?