[Hokage] The Art of the Palm

? "Are you Didara? Join Akatsuki." A cold voice rang in my ears.

"Huh?! What the hell!" The black-haired boy was expressionless in front of his eyes. Beside him was a short and ugly masked man, and the other was a tall weirdo with a shark face. Bottom red jade... of... of... Xiaopao! ! !

That being said, the shark face could be a ghost shark, the rabbit eyes should be a ferret, and the one that is so short is probably a scorpion.

By the way, am I time-traveling to the cosplay scene or to Hokage or something?I'd rather be a cosplay scene, but how can there be such a powerful cosplayer! ! !

"Hmph!" Xie snorted coldly, and cast a contemptuous look at me through Fei Liuhu.

hello!By the way, what did I do, it wouldn’t be some mission to kill me!

Ah ha ha ha ha... how is it possible, with a personality like mine, the great god of time travel probably turned me into a small character, then I should just be a passerby who happened to meet the three of Xiaozhi who were on a mission!

Just when I was about to walk away, Itachi's voice appeared in my mind just now, are you Didara?Join Akatsuki.

You are Deidara...Didara...Nani! !Didara! ! !He just said Didara!Um!Yes.

No, no, it's impossible, maybe Didara is right next to me, in fact, I was just a passerby who happened to pass by when Akatsuki and the others abducted Didara!Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha?

I looked around, there was no one there, and from the corner of my eye, I saw that my hair seemed to be the golden color that a beautiful man who can blind a titanium alloy dog's eyes must have, so I raised my hand and pulled my hair, ah!My dog ​​eyes! ! !Also, the tongue! !There is really a tongue in the palm of the hand! ! !

I took a few deep breaths, slowly raised my head to look at the three of them, and found that they were all looking at me sincerely, how could it be possible!It's obviously a look of disdain and contempt like looking at dust, okay? !So... am I Deidara now? !yes!well--

By the way, how old should Didara be now? She seems to be a child. Did Akatsuki's person just come to the door?

Didara died at the age of 19, and Itachi died at the age of 21. Now Itachi should be twelve or thirteen years old, so Didara should be about ten years old!Fortunately, in the previous life, in order to get a good look at the fans, I went to find out the ages of the characters in Hokage.

So what should Didara say at this time?By the way, how can I remember the lines!Even if I knew the plot of Hokage very well, I have been in One Piece for two years now!It's been such a long time! !But it should be related to art!Xiao Di is so arrogant, ah no, it's arrogant, I remember that in the original plot, he probably didn't agree so quickly, eh!

"That... art is an explosion! Hmm!" Deidara almost bit his tongue after hearing what he said. What the hell am I talking about? It seems that the occasion is not right, but I can only think of this sentence .

He thought about it, and decided not to get entangled anymore, let's just let it go, anyway, I'm only in my teens now, so it's okay if people don't understand what I said.But I think it's fun to add "um!" at the end of the sentence!

"Do we have to recruit this little brat into the gang... The momentum is good, but it seems that the brain is not right, it is expected to die early!" A hoarse voice came, like frost, it was from Fei Liuhu.

"This is the leader's order. This kid's ability is very useful to us." Itachi was still indifferent, and he couldn't feel any emotional changes from his words.

But Didara didn't think so, he thought Itachi was definitely angry, so he took the leader's words to block Xie back, Xie don't talk nonsense, the one standing next to you is also a little devil!

"The one who joined the anti-nationalist organization and caused terrorist bombings in neighboring countries... Is it you, what purpose do you have for doing this...?" Kisame narrowed his small eyes.

"Purpose?" I don't know!Still, it's the old fashioned way: "Art is a blast! Mmm!"

Kisame looked at Didara as if the baby was hopeless, then turned to look at Itachi: "Itachi-san, I feel that I can no longer communicate with him, you should tell him, you two are older Close." So, Kisame, did you attribute the reason to the generation gap?

"It seems that if you don't deal with you, you won't go with us honestly."

Hey, what's going on, I only said a few lines in total, what kind of brain circuit did you use to come to this conclusion!However, if the weasel rabbit comes to clean up, it won't be using the legendary Sharingan, right, the legendary Sharingan!Do I also have to experience a scene where I fall to the ground in an instant!Yes, if you write sharingan, you can't look into his eyes. No, it seems that he can perform illusions without using eyes. If you don't have such a thing, why don't you just close your eyes when you come here? .

Itachi was a little surprised to see the blond kid in front of him with his eyes tightly closed. It seems that he still knows how to fight Sharingan, but it's already too late, you have already fallen into my illusion from the very beginning.

At this time, Didara was very entangled in his heart. What should I do? In the original work, Didara was finally pulled into Xiaoqiang by Xiao Qiang. Is it the original owner's memory or something, or some super-installed 13 super-powerful plug-ins or something, why does it seem that I don't have Didara's original memory or super-plug-ins in my head until now!

So now I'm a good-for-nothing who doesn't even know what Chakra is!If you don’t have this kind of thing, you might as well surrender first, and then say it later, it’s impossible, how can you destroy the image of Xiaodi Gao Dawei, at worst, die once, eh!

"I didn't say that I would join you as long as you buy Kanto boiled fried eggs for me to eat! Hmm!" Let's talk about image, life is the most important thing, but what kind of weird reason am I talking about!

"Huh?" Itachi was a little stunned, but Wannian's paralyzed face remained motionless: "So you are willing to join Akatsuki?"

"Hmm! Of course I would!" Didara looked straight at Itachi's Sharingan with a sincere face, "Under the premise of boiled fried eggs in Kanto, eh!" What a bad condition!Ah—forget it, I still really want to try the food that Xiaodi loves to eat, to be exact, it is the food that all the protagonists like to eat, ah ha ha ha...

"Although you are willing to join Akatsuki, you still have to test your strength." Itachi looked at Didara and said indifferently.

Didara felt that he was really not far from death, it was a blow to the head, how embarrassing did you make a fake Didala who can't even train Chakra now.

"That... I've run out of clay today, so I can't fight." Didara instantly shifted his pitiful eyes to Kisame, and he pinned his hopes on Kisame.

Kisame saw Didara's eyes clearly, and blinked the shark's eyes helplessly, feeling a little uncomfortable, his eyes drifted to other places unconsciously, feeling that the sight attached to him was getting stronger and stronger, and finally turned Looking at Itachi: "Itachi-san, in fact, the test is not in a hurry! You see, everyone is tired, and this kid is not in the best state now, and the test results may be inaccurate. Besides, the leader asked us to come and find him. People, the strength will not be any worse, the leader's words will never be wrong."

"Okay." When Itachi heard that Kisame moved the leader out, he didn't continue.

Kisame turned his head, just met Didara's grateful eyes, and raised his hand to touch the back of his head, a little embarrassed.

Didara is very happy now, and he knew Uncle Guisai is the best, he is indeed a good person with a disgusting face and a kind face in everyone's mouth!

"Let's go as soon as we've settled the deal." Xie flicked his tail impatiently.

Didara saw Xie flicking Feiliuhu's tail a little irritably, and suddenly remembered that Xie seemed to hate waiting for people the most. If Xie was upset, he would flick his tail over, it was poisonous, and it was better not to mess with him in the future , although I know that the main body is a beautiful gentleman with a harmless face, but looking at the current shape of the scorpion is still quite intrusive.

"Let's go." Itachi followed the scorpion who was walking in front, and Kisame followed closely behind. Didara also planned to follow, but after a shock, he suddenly thought of a problem. The ninja seemed to be jumping on a tree in his way. Ah, but I can't jump, what should I do.

Itachi found that Didara didn't follow, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I didn't say you guys carried me away, so I joined willingly! Hmm!" Didara once again had the urge to bite her tongue, what the hell, I really want to make Didara look extremely arrogant Has the image been displayed uncontrollably?

Itachi was a little helpless, this kid didn't play cards according to common sense, he looked at the young man in front of him pouting his mouth to express his dissatisfaction, acting like a spoiled child so recklessly, thinking back to the past, wondering if Sasuke would act like a spoiled child when he grew up , the kid is so carefree!By the way, weasel, what's the matter with your old man's tone, don't forget that you are only two years older than Didala, okay, one and a half years to be exact.

Itachi slightly turned his head to look at Kisame, Kisame pointed to the shark muscles on his back, Itachi looked at Scorpion walking in front again, and sighed, What did you think, Itachi, you know that Scorpion will never back, I'm still afraid that the scorpion will kill the new member if it takes a while longer!

Itachi resigned himself to carrying Deidara on his back, and since then he hasn't carried Sasuke on his back, just think of it as Sasuke who has grown up on his back.So, Itachi, do you just want to feel like an older brother again?Ah——this world where brothers control brothers to control the sky!

Later, Didara found that they were walking back slowly, and then remembered that when watching Hokage, Akatsuki's people seemed to be walking slowly. Is it because the task has no time limit?The working hours are quite free!

Even though he knew that he didn't need to jump on the tree, Didara didn't get off Itachi's back. The free car is not for nothing, and it's still on the back of a beautiful man. It feels really good. Besides, Itachi looks quite happy, Could it be that the weasel has taken a fancy to my little Di? !

Impossible, impossible, this is Naruto, it's not some danmei fan!a ha ha ha……?