[Shenxia Tongren] My dear brothers and adults

Moderator: riverqueen, hereinafter referred to as river, or r.

Guest: Kim Moriarty (James Moriarty), jm for short

Hypatia Holmes, abbreviated as hh

r: Welcome to the 100-question program of cp compatibility. We invite the guests of the show: Mr. Moriarty, who can switch between being cute and arrogant, and being a villain, and the cute and queen who can be cute and cute Miss Holmes.

(Shot by the two together, struggling to crawl back)

r: Don't you have something to say to the live audience?

hh (to jm): why are you here?

jm: Some idiot said to come to this show and get your bikini picture, so I came.

hh (smile): Do you really want it?

jm: No, I have a lot of pictures like this, and I'm here to kill that idiot.

r (trembling): Dear, can the topics you talk about be more harmonious?

hh (smiling to the audience): How are you all?

jm: hi~~

r (a chill on the back): Please sit down, both of you.

After sitting down...

r: Excuse me, your names.

hh: Hypatia Holmes

jm: Kim Moriarty

r: What is your age?

hh: A lady's age is a secret, next!

jm: This is confidential~

r: gender?

hh: This is too obvious.

jm: Is your IQ too low to see this?

r: What is your personality like?

hh: My personality should be okay.

jm: My personality is perfect, except for a little change.

hh: I only now know that you are so narcissistic.

jm; do you want to get to know me better?My dear Hypatia~~

r: The character of the other party?

hh: hard to predict

jm: fun

r (wiping sweat secretly): Is there something funny about personality?

r: When did the two meet?Where?

hh: When I first entered college, the college classroom

jm: ditto

r: Campus love is so young and beautiful

r: Your first impression of the other party?

hh: This professor is so cute

jm: no impression

r: What do you like about the other party?

hh: I don't like him anymore!

jm: It's fun to play with your hair.

r: What do you hate about the other party?

hh: hate it!Hate!i hate

jm: Look, it's fried again, how cute!In my eyes, he has no flaws.

hh (slightly blushes, bows his head in silence)

r: There is really no limit when a man coaxes a woman~~boss is no exception.

r: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

hh: How could it be good? !

jm (press and hold Hypatia's paw): Very good.

r: What do you call each other?

hh: Sir, or my dear sworn enemy.

jm: My dear Hypatia, my little Hai Pasha (the English pronunciation of Hypatia)

r (disappointed face): that's it

jm: That's it, the rest is not what you should listen to.

r: tat

r: How do you want to be called by the other party?

hh: He is free, I can't change it

jm: She is free, and I treat everything she calls me as sweet talk.

r (wiping sweat)

r: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

hh: Is there such a lethal animal in this world?Is it alien? !

r (crazy wipe sweat)

jm: little milk cat

r: This is normal at least.

r: If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

hh: I still haven't figured out when his birthday is.

jm: Actually, the information you found shows that my date of birth is true.

hh: How do you know which copy I found? !

jm: Guess, do you believe it? !

hh: I will hypnotize myself (inner os: I must dig spy tat after I go back)

jm: I usually give gems, and the Margarita's regret last time is good.

hh: I will be kidnapped on my birthday tat

r: So what gift do you want for yourself?

hh: don't get kidnapped! !

jm: It would be best if Hypatia could come and accompany me!

hh: You are going to kidnap me again tat

r (inner os: Can the content you said not endanger social security so much?!)

r: Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

hh: He almost blew up my brother to the sky!

jm: She always doesn't want to play with me!I'm not allowed to play with her brother!

hh: you've already found your own fun

r: This sounds quite harmonious hahaha

r: What's your problem?

hh: Why do I feel soft-hearted every time I face him! !

jm: I'm a fickle person, but other than that, I'm perfect.

r (wiping sweat silently): Narcissism...

r: What is the other party's problem?

hh: This is too many, how to count them out.

r: You can take your time.

hh: fickle, cunning, treacherous, narcissistic...

r (wiping sweat): There are too many, what should I do if I can't remember them?

jm (singing in a high voice): Woman, your name is Weakness~~~

r (seeing with sharp eyes): Miss Holmore, calm down, don't roll up your sleeves, don't use pepper spray, don't use pepper water...

(in the scuffle on stage)

R, who has worked so hard to get out: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

hh: find trouble with my brother

jm (exhaling while rubbing his wrist): Don't play with me, and don't let me play with her brother

r: What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

hh: Through the above materials, you can get the answer by using logical reasoning.

jm: Why are these questions repeated? !Are there no new ones?How about we tell a story?There used to be an idiot host who asked idiotic questions all day long, and one day she was blown up by a bomb, isn't it interesting? !Hehehe~~

r (shrinks): Is this a death threat? ! qaq, Stella forced me, it's none of my business! !

r: How far has your relationship reached?

hh: What relationship do I have with him?

jm: of course my girlfriend.

hh (stare at each other)

jm (blinking big watery eyes): Do you want me to say that I have nothing to do with you?

hh (instantly becomes a little shy)

r: Where did the two meet for the first time?

hh: Hyde Park

jm: ditto

r: What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

hh: It's a great honor to meet again after a long absence.

jm; never thought she would read my book.

r: How far has it progressed?

hh: I am his student.

jm: she is my student

r: It turned out to be a teacher-student relationship.

r: Where do you often go to date?

hh: ...it depends on where he intends to kidnap me.

jm: It depends on the efficiency of Mycroft's subordinates. If it's slow, we'll go farther, if it's fast, we'll go closer.

r: Hehe, the way of dating is really harmonious.

r: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

hh: I just found out when his birthday is.

jm: Rob the Tower of London and give her a crown with the African Star.

hh: Even if I receive it, I have to return it to the queen, and then I have to work overtime qaq, and you want me to work overtime on my birthday, are you still human? !

r: This birthday gift is really not something ordinary people can afford.

r: Which party confessed first?

hh: he

jm: jet'aime

hh (silently blushing)

r: It is rare to have such a harmonious answer, and I am very pleased.

r: How much do you like each other?

hh: I like it so much that I want to beat him up.

jm: I like it so much that I would like to be smoked by her.

r: the perfect combination of s&m hehehe

r: So, do you love each other?

hh: Of course, I love him enough to kill him.

jm: i love her so much i want to kill everyone around her.

r: Pay attention to the occasion, both of you.

r: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?

hh: No matter what he says, I will never know.

jm: Words are not enough to sway me, □may be useful.

hh (glaring)

jm (looking back and laughing)

r: The two of you still have a problem... don't really fight again tat

r: If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

hh: Killing the object of his change of heart, of course it cannot be forgiven.

jm: It's about the same as her. At most, kill her and make a specimen, collect it and appreciate it slowly.

r: ...the two are a match made in heaven.

r: What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

hh: I'm usually the one who gets kidnapped.

jm: I will personally pick up and drop off, there is no problem of being late.

r: The other party's sexy expression?

hh (blushing): Oh, this is too obscene,

jm: she's cutest when she's angry.

r: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

hh: When we are together, my heart beats faster, and I am almost pissed off by him every time.

jm; that's because you are too serious.

hh: qaq you think I think! ! !

r: Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

hh: This hasn't happened yet.

jm: Happiness is too difficult to define.

r: Have you ever quarreled?

hh: I've been arguing all the time.

jm: Usually she wants to quarrel unilaterally.

hh: Say it again! !

jm: I've had plans ruined more than once by Sherlock, but I've never been mad about it.

r: What kind of quarrels are they?

hh: State secrets.

jm (singing cheerfully): londonbridgefallingdown! falling down...

r: How to reconcile afterwards?

hh: Never reconciled.

jm: I coax her.

r: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

hh: Nie Yuan is enough for one life, and it will not be parted in the next life.

jm: I am very skeptical about the conclusion of reincarnation.

r: When will you feel that you are loved?

hh: This is too difficult to answer.

jm: This is a secret~ I only tell Hypatia.

r: How do you express your love?

hh: Oh, maybe this is to play with him? !

jm: Blow up London~

hh: God!

r: When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

hh: He literally blew up London.

JM: I don't know.

r: What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

hh: I don't like to use the reproductive organs of plants as a metaphor for people.

jm: There is a red rose blooming on her back.

hh: shut up.

jm: Is this also a state secret?

hh: Let it be.

r: Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

hh: Of course there are professional requirements. If I can hide it from him, I will be very happy.

jm: There are many, such as the news that she doesn't want me to know but I know.

hh:qaq

r: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

hh: low self-esteem, what is that?

jm: I'm not tall enough, someone once used this to mock me, and then he died (grinning)

r (a cold shivered down his back, and he shivered.)

r: Is the relationship between the two public or secret?

hh: My two older brothers know it, others don't.

jm: All my subordinates know

r: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

hh: This needs to be analyzed in detail.

jm: as long as she doesn't become boring, i'll always like her.

r: What does this interesting definition refer to?

jm: At least play with me and not be killed by me!

r: This is so dangerous! !