[Shenxia Tongren] My dear brothers and adults
Chapter 111 New Year's Extra: Confessions of a Perverted Goldfish
Confessions of a psychopath who aspires to be a serial killer:
I am a psycho, the doctor diagnosed me as antisocial personality, I want to kill.To this end, I made a careful plan and chose a suitable goal.
1. TargetOne
I lived in the house left by my parents, and hid behind the window every day to observe the young man who lived opposite. He was tall and thin, with a pale face, and he seemed to be a man easy to deal with.My first target is him.
I made full preparations, put the knife under my coat, and sneaked into the house in the dark of night.I went up to the second floor, wanting to identify where the young man slept?At this time, I looked in through the open living room door, the room was not turned on, and saw a skull smiling against the fire in the fireplace, accompanied by the sound of tinkling string music, ah! ! ! !I couldn't help screaming.
At this time, the lump on the sofa squirmed a bit, and issued a strong order: "Shut up and get out!"
I was surprised. When I returned, I accidentally rolled down the stairs. Fortunately, the knife didn't stick into my body.
2. Target Two
I quickly settled on another target, a doctor, with blond soft hair, blue eyes, and short stature, who looked very easy to deal with.
When he was off work, in the twilight of dusk, I took a knife and rushed at him.Who knew that he had agility that was not commensurate with his stature, so he dodged it all at once, and grabbed my hand with one hand, then twisted behind him, and pressed my face to the ground with the other hand.
After handing over my knife, he took out two change notes from his wallet and threw them at me, sighed and said, "Find a good job, this career is not for you." Then he left.
Holding those two change notes, I burst into tears, how could this be possible, I simply lost the face of all perverts in Britain!But with this money, I can go eat chocolate, so happy, what should I do if it is swollen? ! O(∩_∩)O~~
3. TargetThree
This time my new target is a staff member of Scotland Yard. This person must be a corrupt criminal. Not to mention that there are famous cars to pick up and drop off when he goes in and out, and beautiful women send flowers from time to time. Such ginseng winners should be euthanized! !I suddenly felt that I had a sense of justice. Although I was a pervert, I was also a pervert with a sense of justice.
With all the strength in my body, I was lurking near Scotland Yard again.Finally let me wait until he was not in a famous car and acted alone, I watched him pass by me patiently, and then I rushed out, showing the knife, ready to go in with a white knife and out with a red knife!
Who knew that just as I took out the knife, the old lady walking the dog across the street, the middle school student eating fried chicken next to her, and the gardener who was pruning the trees all quickly took out their guns and pointed at me. What's going on? !How could a corrupt criminal receive such strict protection? !
Hearing such a big commotion, he turned around, saw me and said: "I have something to do today, please help take him to Scotland Yard." After he finished speaking, he left, and there was another famous car waiting at the end of the road Come on, rely on it! !Huh?This time, it was not a beautiful woman who was waiting by the famous car, but a middle-aged man with a high hairline and a protruding stomach!What a rich man's taste!
4. Target Four
I was released after being detained for half a month. After learning from the painful experience, I decided to choose some easy targets, such as women, especially those who wear high heels and will fall when they walk.I will definitely make it this time! !
This time I was hiding under a table in a high-end restaurant, covered tightly by the tablecloth, with a knife in my pocket, listening to the sound of high heels hitting the floor getting closer.
Unexpectedly, the sound stopped when it was about to arrive, and then, with a sound of brushing, the tablecloth was pulled away, and the tableware on the table did not fall off.
I looked up and saw a very beautiful woman in a royal blue knee-length dress standing in front of me and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"
I saw a sharp table knife in her hand, and the shining white table knife danced quickly between her fingers. I panicked and said, "Wipe the floor."
The little white face with a baby face standing next to her, who seemed to be kept in custody, laughed out loud when she heard my answer, and then said after laughing: "I really appreciate you bringing a knife to wipe the floor and committing murder along the way." Action, but you need my help to perfect this action." He took out a business card, handed it to me and said, "This is my business card, please email me when you get back." His tone was light and soft.
I was immediately moved, and finally there was someone who could appreciate me. I took his business card reverently, put it on my chest and said, "Thank you very much, sir."
"No, you should go first. My wife and I need to eat."
The woman gave him a murderous look.But cowardly, I ran away without daring to stay. For this, I have always been deeply ashamed. At the same time, I deeply hope that the kind gentleman can escape from the clutches of that woman without incident.
I am a psycho, the doctor diagnosed me as antisocial personality, I want to kill.To this end, I made a careful plan and chose a suitable goal.
1. TargetOne
I lived in the house left by my parents, and hid behind the window every day to observe the young man who lived opposite. He was tall and thin, with a pale face, and he seemed to be a man easy to deal with.My first target is him.
I made full preparations, put the knife under my coat, and sneaked into the house in the dark of night.I went up to the second floor, wanting to identify where the young man slept?At this time, I looked in through the open living room door, the room was not turned on, and saw a skull smiling against the fire in the fireplace, accompanied by the sound of tinkling string music, ah! ! ! !I couldn't help screaming.
At this time, the lump on the sofa squirmed a bit, and issued a strong order: "Shut up and get out!"
I was surprised. When I returned, I accidentally rolled down the stairs. Fortunately, the knife didn't stick into my body.
2. Target Two
I quickly settled on another target, a doctor, with blond soft hair, blue eyes, and short stature, who looked very easy to deal with.
When he was off work, in the twilight of dusk, I took a knife and rushed at him.Who knew that he had agility that was not commensurate with his stature, so he dodged it all at once, and grabbed my hand with one hand, then twisted behind him, and pressed my face to the ground with the other hand.
After handing over my knife, he took out two change notes from his wallet and threw them at me, sighed and said, "Find a good job, this career is not for you." Then he left.
Holding those two change notes, I burst into tears, how could this be possible, I simply lost the face of all perverts in Britain!But with this money, I can go eat chocolate, so happy, what should I do if it is swollen? ! O(∩_∩)O~~
3. TargetThree
This time my new target is a staff member of Scotland Yard. This person must be a corrupt criminal. Not to mention that there are famous cars to pick up and drop off when he goes in and out, and beautiful women send flowers from time to time. Such ginseng winners should be euthanized! !I suddenly felt that I had a sense of justice. Although I was a pervert, I was also a pervert with a sense of justice.
With all the strength in my body, I was lurking near Scotland Yard again.Finally let me wait until he was not in a famous car and acted alone, I watched him pass by me patiently, and then I rushed out, showing the knife, ready to go in with a white knife and out with a red knife!
Who knew that just as I took out the knife, the old lady walking the dog across the street, the middle school student eating fried chicken next to her, and the gardener who was pruning the trees all quickly took out their guns and pointed at me. What's going on? !How could a corrupt criminal receive such strict protection? !
Hearing such a big commotion, he turned around, saw me and said: "I have something to do today, please help take him to Scotland Yard." After he finished speaking, he left, and there was another famous car waiting at the end of the road Come on, rely on it! !Huh?This time, it was not a beautiful woman who was waiting by the famous car, but a middle-aged man with a high hairline and a protruding stomach!What a rich man's taste!
4. Target Four
I was released after being detained for half a month. After learning from the painful experience, I decided to choose some easy targets, such as women, especially those who wear high heels and will fall when they walk.I will definitely make it this time! !
This time I was hiding under a table in a high-end restaurant, covered tightly by the tablecloth, with a knife in my pocket, listening to the sound of high heels hitting the floor getting closer.
Unexpectedly, the sound stopped when it was about to arrive, and then, with a sound of brushing, the tablecloth was pulled away, and the tableware on the table did not fall off.
I looked up and saw a very beautiful woman in a royal blue knee-length dress standing in front of me and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"
I saw a sharp table knife in her hand, and the shining white table knife danced quickly between her fingers. I panicked and said, "Wipe the floor."
The little white face with a baby face standing next to her, who seemed to be kept in custody, laughed out loud when she heard my answer, and then said after laughing: "I really appreciate you bringing a knife to wipe the floor and committing murder along the way." Action, but you need my help to perfect this action." He took out a business card, handed it to me and said, "This is my business card, please email me when you get back." His tone was light and soft.
I was immediately moved, and finally there was someone who could appreciate me. I took his business card reverently, put it on my chest and said, "Thank you very much, sir."
"No, you should go first. My wife and I need to eat."
The woman gave him a murderous look.But cowardly, I ran away without daring to stay. For this, I have always been deeply ashamed. At the same time, I deeply hope that the kind gentleman can escape from the clutches of that woman without incident.
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