The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

At the end of the year, Zhao Yun wrote a letter to Zhuge Liang, detailing the various experiences since the conquest of Hanzhong. In the end, he said that people had lost a lot and wanted to withdraw from the army... But Fazheng opposed the withdrawal, so Liu Bei did not retreat. , Fazheng also said that retiring from the army is actually a pretty good cover, if Xiahouyuan is convinced that we are retiring, he might chase after us, then we have a chance.

The problem is - Xia Houyuan doesn't believe it!

If the army retreats in an orderly manner, the army can guarantee its combat effectiveness, but Xia Houyuan is likely not to be fooled; if the army retreats in a mess, Xia Houyuan is likely to believe it, but at that time the army is really vulnerable. Xia Houyuan couldn't even do it. At that time, it was not a retreat of false defeat, but a retreat of real defeat.

Zhao Yun finally said that Fazheng is discussing with Liu Bei every day how to make the fake show more real.At present, it has been discussed to let the soldiers throw the flags and golden drums to scatter and run away. The next step is to discuss how to let them quickly regroup from the chaotic state and find the direction of attack.

About this: no fruit so far.

It's not useless, the banner and golden drum are indispensable starters in the army. If these things are thrown away, the soldiers really don't know what to do.

Zhuge Liang looked at it, and turned back to tell Ma Su: Go to my house and ask Yueying to bring the toy I made for Zhuge Jin when he was a child in the third box from the left in my cabinet.

Huang Yueying came with something, and Zhuge Liang wrapped the thing tightly with three layers inside and outside, then stuffed it into the package, and attached two letters, one writing "public" and the other "private". He wrote in simplified Chinese, and then told Ma Dai, who led 2 people to reinforce him, to hand over the letter to Zhao Yun himself.

Ma Dai is a prudent person, so Zhuge Liang can rest assured that he will be safe.

When Ma Dai saw Liu Bei, the latter was continuing to discuss with the generals how to deceive Xia Houyuan and Zhang Yun.

Everyone was very happy to see Ma Dai, and the replenishment of troops was timely. The problem was that Ma Dai stood in the center of the big tent and refused to leave.

"What else?" Liu Bei asked.

"The military division has a letter to bring."

"Let's take a look!" Liu Beixin said right, so I said that besides official documents, I have to send me a letter.

"Uh..." Ma Dai hesitated, "The military adviser said that it is... for General Zhao, and he also told him to hand it over to General Zhao."

Everyone looked at Zhao Yun in unison, and Zhao Yun also opened his eyes wide, thinking he was right?

Ma Dai gave the package and the letter to Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun was very curious, first opened the letter with "gong", and then...unexpectedly...right in front of the public..."Puchi" laughed.

It spoils the atmosphere so much.

"What is General Zhao laughing at?" Fazheng asked.

Zhao Yun smiled and waved his hands: "It's okay, I couldn't hold it back for a while. The topic of fraudulent defeat just now can be stopped, there is a solution."

Have a solution?Everyone's eyes lit up, this was great news.

"any solution?"

Zhao Yun opened the package, revealing a yellow object that looked like it was made of gold.

"Just use it."

In the first month of the 24th year of Jian'an, Liu Bei led his army across the Hanshui River and withdrew towards Dingjun Mountain after another failed attack on Yangping Pass. Both of them believed that they could take advantage of the victory to pursue, so they crossed the Han River ahead of time and prepared to intercept Liu Bei at Dingjun Mountain.

Fazheng offered a strategy of attacking east and west, pretending to attack Zhang Yun to break through, forcing Xiahouyuan to divide his troops, and then set fire to the west of Xiahouyuan. When Xiahouyuan came out to check, Huang Zhong rushed down from the mountain unexpectedly and beheaded Xiahouyuan.

Cao Jun, who had lost the supreme commander, could no longer hold the Dingjunshan camp. Zhang He led the remnants and Guo Huai back to Yangping Pass.

But at this time, Cao Jun, who had lost the favorable terrain of Dingjun Mountain, was already in danger in the isolated city of Yangping Pass.

The news of Xia Houyuan's death spread to Xudu, causing an uproar in the government and the public.

Cao Cao couldn't figure out why this happened. Liu Ye said that it must be Fazheng's plan.Cao Cao said: "Gu Gu knows that there is no such plan, and there must be a plan. If I collect the traitors and try to kill them, I will not be able to do justice to evil?"

But no matter how good Fazheng's plan was, Xia Houyuan and Zhang He were not given for nothing. Both of them are experienced figures. How could they not even see Liu Bei's real defeat?

The soldier who sent the letter back to Xudu said that General Xiahou and General Zhang both suspected Liu Bei of feigning defeat and did not fight, but seeing Liu Bei's army throwing away the banners and golden drums, they believed that he was really defeated. There was a strange but loud sound that filled the air. It sounded when Zhang Yun feigned an attack, when the fire was on fire, and when Huang Zhong rushed out... Liu Bei's soldiers heard this sound as if they heard a golden drum and saw it. Like the banner, know what to do.

When Cao Cao asked what it was, the soldiers couldn't tell. They only said that the voice had never been heard before.

No one knew what this was. Cao Cao thought about it again and again. He felt that he couldn't just sit idly by, so he ordered Cao Zhen to take people to Yangping Pass for reinforcements first, and then he himself would go to the front line in Hanzhong.

Cao Pi is also on the list to go together.Cao Cao glanced at Sima Yi who was holding the documents beside him: "You go too!"

When Cao Cao came to the front line in person, he only formed a confrontation with Liu Bei. Liu Bei defended Dingjun Mountain, which has a geographical advantage, and connected it with Bashan Mountain. If he couldn't hold on, Cao Cao had nothing to do.

Cao Cao wanted to lure the enemy into battle. The problem is that Liu Bei has already used this trick. He will never be fooled again. No matter what you do, I will not come out anyway, and I will not take advantage of it.

Liu Bei couldn't move forward, Cao Cao didn't want to retreat, the two sides could only spend so much time.

As for the "secret weapon" used in Liu Bei's army, Cao Cao has not been able to find out a clue so far. There are prisoners captured, but the prisoners themselves can't tell what it is.

So Zhao Yun wrote to Zhuge Liang again, complaining about the war that would not end.

At this time, it depends on whose military spirit is shaken first, and who is the first to retreat.

Oh, who else drinks chicken soup first, don't forget to put chicken ribs in the soup.

"Father, have chicken soup, and let me deliver what Mother has prepared!"

Zhuge Liang came back to his senses and saw Zhuge Jin smiling in front of her eyes.

"Why did you run out again? Didn't you tell you to stay at home?" Zhuge Liang looked at the clear bowl of chicken soup in his daughter's hand. There was a thick layer of chicken oil floating on the top. She didn't dare to drink it. The second mutton soup left a heavy psychological shadow.

"Mother asked me to bring you chicken soup. It happened that my second uncle was going out. I took his car and didn't run on the street. Besides, I was wearing a cone hat in the car. Don't worry, I didn't give it to you this time." Shame."

"There's nothing messy in the soup this time."

"No~ mother did it, I didn't interfere at all, I never interfered, you still don't believe mother?"

Zhuge Liang took it and took a sip. It tasted very good, and it was Huang Yueying's handicraft.

"Okay, go back early when it's delivered, Mr. Chan will be here today."

"Got it. Hey, Dad, I have a question."

"what?"

Zhuge Jin took out a ceramic vial from his cloth pouch, and stuffed the bottle tightly with a cork and fire cloth: "What is this?"

Zhuge Liang's eyes widened as soon as he saw it, and he stretched out his hand to grab the bowl without putting it down: "Who told you to fiddle with this?"

Zhuge Jin was taken aback, let go of his hand, the bottle knocked on the case, the mouth of the bottle shattered, some viscous liquid flowed out, and landed on Zhuge Jin's skirt.

"Huh? What's in it? Oil?" Zhuge Jin curiously reached out to wipe it.

Before Zhuge Jin could touch it, Zhuge Liang yelled "Don't touch it" while picking up his own water scorpion next to him and splashing it all on Zhuge Jin's skirt.

"Ah~ Dad, what are you doing!"

Before Zhuge Liang had time to explain to Zhuge Jin, he dragged her and ran outside, a few steps to the big water tank in the yard outside: "Take off your clothes!"

"Ah... ah?"

Seeing that Zhuge Jin was still at a loss as to what was going on, Zhuge Liang was so anxious that he began to take off Zhuge Jin's clothes by himself. After all the outer clothes were taken off, Zhuge Liang threw Zhuge Jin, who was only wearing obscene clothes, into the vat.

Plop--wow--

"Huh—" Zhuge Jin didn't expect to take such a cold shower in the cold weather.

"Father, what are you doing!" Zhuge Jin stood up from the water tank.

"How do you feel now?" Zhuge Liang asked anxiously, supporting the rim of the vat.

"Eh? What... how?"

"Is there a burning pain anywhere on your body?"

Zhuge Jin was at a loss: "No...I feel very cold..."

Zhuge Liang let out a long breath: "That's good...that's good..."

"Military division...uh..." Footsteps came from behind suddenly, and a male voice came. Zhuge Jin glanced back, screamed, hugged his shoulders and retracted into the tank, only his head was exposed on the water.

Zhuge Liang raised his forehead, when will Ah Dou come?Why come at this time!

Liu Chan recognized Zhuge Jin and turned his back quickly, and the servants who followed him also hurriedly turned away, not daring to look at him.

Zhuge Liang sighed, and took off his outer robe: "Ah Jin, first wrap up my clothes and come out."

Hearing these words, Ah Dou quickly took off his outer cloak, and gave a wink to a maidservant next to him, and that maidservant took the cloak knowingly and stepped forward: "Master, this servant will accompany you to change clothes below."

Zhuge Liang took a look: "Thank you Mr. Chan, the cloak is unnecessary. Ah Jin, let's go down and change."

With the help of the maidservant, Zhuge Jin crawled out of the vat in embarrassment, wrapped in Zhuge Liang's coat, and before leaving, he didn't forget to ask: "Father, what is that?"

"Concentrated sulfuric acid!" Zhuge Liang replied angrily. She used the dry distillation method to make such a small amount. She knew the danger and was afraid that someone would touch it. After sealing it, she hid it in the Qibao turning box, and it was full. Nine combination locks, and finally put this box in the innermost compartment on the top floor of the cabinets in her and Huang Yueying's bedroom, so they couldn't stop Zhuge Jin!

"Concentrated sulfuric acid?"

Zhuge Liang suddenly remembered that people at this time had never heard of concentrated sulfuric acid: "Uh... green vitriol oil! You know this?"

Zhuge Jin took a deep breath, didn't dare to speak any more, and retreated with the maidservant, she really knew this.

Now that Zhuge was gone, Liu Chan dared to turn around and looked at Zhuge Liang with a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"The little girl is not well disciplined, the son laughed at me." It was Zhuge Liang who spoke first.

"The military master's words are serious." Liu Chan didn't know what to say. Anyway, he saw his daughter's underwear... This is quite embarrassing in modern society. Liu Chan thinks it's better to change the subject, "I heard the military master say green Alum oil? What is this? Is it related to the front line?"

"No, it's just a little girl..."

Zhuge Liang stopped suddenly.

By the way, why didn't I think of this?

Cao Jun couldn't tell when this weird situation started.

There are people in the army who are shot with cold arrows all the time. It’s nothing to be shot with cold arrows on the battlefield. It’s normal to smear poison on the arrows. Anyway, military doctors know what’s going on. If they can be cured, they will be cured. dead.

This time is different.

The place where the arrow was shot first felt cold, then hurt, and then felt like it was burning—the nearby flesh would turn white first, then quickly turn black, and then large pieces of flesh and blood would fall off...

Arrows in the limbs are better, most of them can save one's life, but those who are shot in the body, then...

Cao Ying soldiers didn't want to recall that scene with an arrow shot in the face, it was a tragedy in the world.

So everyone has rumored that Liu Bei has a lot of secret weapons in his hands, we have never even seen them, and if we can't win, we have to retreat sooner or later.

Later, this situation was ended by Sima Yi. After wiping with a dry cloth proved ineffective, she reported to Cao Cao that the soldiers should carry a large skin bag of water with them. solved the problem.

Sima Yi knew it was concentrated sulfuric acid, and he hadn't forgotten his chemistry knowledge in high school back then, but who wrote "don't wash it with a lot of water, wipe it with a dry cloth first" in the textbook, Sima Yi thought it was too misleading.

But knowing what it is does not mean knowing why it is. Sima Yi knows that it is concentrated sulfuric acid, also known as green vitriol oil, and knows how to deal with it afterwards. When Cao Cao asked her if we could make this thing in return for Liu Bei, she just Can answer: no.

Dry distillation requires a high-temperature-resistant crucible, which ordinary people cannot make.Zhuge Liang also succeeded in making one.

Cao Pi felt discouraged by the side: that means we can only be beaten passively.

Sima Yi shook his head: We can't make this stuff, but Liu Bei doesn't have many.If he had a lot, it would have been used when we attacked the army mountain camp.He is just using this method to disturb our military morale.

Cao Pi became happy: So when Liu Bei runs out of green vitriol, we will be sure of winning?

Sima Yi continued to shake his head: Before that time, our army may collapse.

Cao Cao sighed: Zhong Da, what do you think?

Sima Yi said: King Wei, withdraw the troops, there is no point in continuing the confrontation, and our supply line is too long to afford it.Hanzhong can only be left to Liu Bei.

Cao Pi was not reconciled.

There is nothing reconciled, the place in Hanzhong was left to Liu Bei, but all the people moved out, leaving a Hanzhong with nothing for Liu Bei. It will take some effort for him to rebuild here, and there is no time to trouble Xudu for the time being.Sima Yi comforted.

"Tomorrow, the army and civilians will start moving out of Hanzhong. On a foggy day, send a force to attack Liu Bei, and the brigade will start to retreat." Cao Cao finally made a decision.

Speaking of Hanzhong's heavy fog is quite famous, this terrain is prone to heavy fog, so Cao Cao didn't have to wait many days to wait for the weather environment he wanted.

But when he ordered Zhang He to make a feint attack, Zhang He fell to his knees and said, "King Wei! This plan may not work! If they know that we are making a feint attack, it will be difficult for the troops to withdraw!"

"Fighting in the fog, they can't see clearly, how do they know?" Cao Cao disagreed.

"But they have strange things, they can use voice to guide the battle!"

"Even with a golden drum, it can't travel very far in this weather. What are you afraid of?"

"Wei Wang! I don't know what Liu Jun is using, but the sound is louder than a golden drum!"

Cao Pi hurried up to smooth things over: "Father, since General Zhang has concerns, let me go."

"Nonsense!" Cao Cao reprimanded.

In fact, Cao Pi was quite happy to be scolded by his father. He knelt down and asked for a fight, but Cao Cao disagreed.

"King Wei, please go with your son." Sima Yi suddenly stepped forward and knelt down.

"you want to go?"

"Yes, I am sure that the son will be safe."

Cao Cao hesitated for a long time: "If something happens to your son, he will be executed for the crime!"

"I know." Sima Yi kowtowed.

Sima Yi accompanied Cao Pi to Dingjunshan camp to challenge.Cao Cao's army began to withdraw from Yangping Pass and Xiabian in an orderly manner.

In the dense fog, when a strange sound sounded, Cao Pi was at a loss. The soldiers around him trembled when they had heard the sound, while those who hadn't heard it were all in a daze.

Only Sima Yi knew that it was the sound of the charge.

Zhuge Liang really did everything he could.

Sima Yi said to Cao Pi who was beside him: "Don't stand still, get out, the other party is chasing you." His tone was extremely calm.

Cao Pi didn't know why Sima Yi was so sure, but he believed that Sima Yi always had her reasons for doing so, so he ordered to retreat.

But the sound of chasing and killing gradually approached, Cao Pi was very nervous: "Zhong Da!"

Sima Yi asked the soldiers around him who they were chasing after, and soon reported that they only saw the banner with the word "Zhao", which should be Zhao Yun.

"Woo--" Sima Yi reined in the silk rein as soon as he heard it, "Your Majesty, give me thirty archers. After I finish them off, you go after King Wei."

"Zhongda!" Cao Pi was shocked, "Let's go together!"

"If I told you to go first, you should go first. I only said that if I was sure. Don't waste your time here. Zhao Yun will be here soon!"

Cao Pi had to leave thirty archers behind.

Sima Yi waited calmly.

Not long after, a group of men and horses came chasing from the opposite side. The leader was a man with bright helmets and white robes. Although he couldn't see his face clearly because of the fog, his figure was no different from what he remembered. Sima Yi smiled lightly.

Zhao Yun saw a person waiting in front of him, so he quickly reined in his horse: "Changshan Zhao Yun is here! Who is blocking the way ahead!"

"Zhao Xiaoyun, is little pig okay?"

The familiar voice heard in Zhao Yun's ears, Zhao Yun was stunned, and she took off her pocket.

"Sima...you are Sima!"

"Not bad. Why, are you going to attack your old classmates?"

"As expected, you are here, and you are still in Cao Ying!"

"There are a lot of people here, and Senior Sister Guo is also here. Thanks to Zhuge, she has passed away."

"Don't be so narrow-minded, Senior Sister Zhou is also here, Senior Sister Zhou has also passed away, she doesn't care so much."

"Okay, the old account is over, let's talk about it now, I'm alone, what are you going to do?"

"I didn't come after you!"

"Oh, so you came after King Wei? Let me tell you, King Wei is right behind me. If you chase now, you can still catch up."

Zhao Yun looked carefully: "You are lying, Cao Cao will not be here if you are here. The information I got did not say that Cao Cao was coming."

Sima Yi sneered: "Emphasis on objective conditions rather than subjective ones, the thinking of you and the students of Zhuge Science and Engineering is really deeply ingrained."

"I don't have time to argue with you. It seems that Fa Xiao is right. Your team is a feint, right? Then Cao Cao should retreat. We don't need to chase. Hanzhong is also the emperor's uncle. But since I met you, It’s always an old classmate, and it’s shameful not to order a gift. It’s just that Little Pig asked me to bring you a letter if I meet you.”

Zhao Yun drew his bow and set an arrow, aimed at Sima Yi, and let go.

Sima Yi didn't hide, but suddenly someone rushed up in a panicked tone: "Zhongda get out of the way!" With a sword in his hand, he was chopping on Zhao Yun's arrow.The arrowhead and shaft were broken in two.The arrow shaft fell to the ground with a thud, and the arrow was embedded in the ground behind Sima Yi.

Sima Yi frowned and looked at the people next to him: "Didn't I let you go? What are you doing back? This arrow won't hit me. If you get close to it, it will hit you. If you get hit by concentrated sulfuric acid, I will But I didn't bring any water to save you."

Cao Pi held his sword and looked at Zhao Yun who was holding a gun on a leaping horse in front of him: "Is that Zhao Yun?"

"That's right, General Zidan often mentions Changbanpo's famous general."

Cao Pixin said that there is a reason why Cao Zhen often mentioned Zhao Yun, but he dared not let you know.

"Is this your first time seeing her? How do you feel?"

It's not the first time, I met Ruier the day she was born, Cao Pi thought to himself, but naturally he couldn't tell Sima Yi like that, so he had to perfunctoryly say: "Unexpectedly, she is a beauty."

Sima Yi sneered and said, "As expected of the prince of Wei, it really looks like what you said."

Cao Pi wanted to explain, but Zhao Yun recognized him: "Cao Pi?"

Broken, Cao Pi suddenly became nervous.

"En? Zhao Xiaoyun, do you know him?"

"Ah, it must be because my clothes are different!" Cao Pi explained.

"It's a pity that I didn't bring enough people, otherwise I would have captured you alive!" Zhao Yun sighed.

"You can come here now, we didn't bring many people with our feint attack."

"You're ambushing the archers. I won't take the risk, so I'll let you off this time." Zhao Yun also had a clear mind, turned his horse's head, and went back.

Sima Yi watched Zhao Yun retreat, dismounted and picked up the arrow shaft on the ground, with a silk book tied on it.

Open it up and it says:

"Lethal to Ants:

You bullied my wife and my daughter, right?

Fuck!

Zhuge Liang

Ps: I will not forgive you, even if you apologize in the newspaper, it is useless. "

The word "fuck" is written in a particularly large...

Sima Yi watched it and was speechless for a long time.

Cao Pi leaned over to take a look: "Zhongda...why did Zhuge Liang write my father's name at the end?"

Sima Yi: "...my son, this word does not mean what you think."

In the 24th year of Jian'an, Liu Bei occupied Hanzhong. According to the land of Jing and Yi, the group of officials, led by Zhuge Liang, urged Liu Bei to take the title of king himself. Cao Cao's repeated persuasion, Liu Bei finally agreed to take the title of King of Hanzhong by himself, and ordered Zhuge Liang to immediately write an inscription and send it to Xudu.

The author has something to say:

Fire raccoon is asbestos.

The special titles related to chemistry here were determined before the Han Dynasty.The knowledge of chemistry involved here is also scientifically based-but if you have nothing to do, don't do it yourself!

what to do?Let's kill Boss Cao in the next chapter, right?Feng Xiao has been alone for so long, can you go down and accompany her?