The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

It was a rainy day.

Sima Shi and Sima Zhao saw a cat on the way back from school under umbrellas.

At that time, the black mass was shivering and trying to curl itself into the smallest mass possible to hide from the rain in the holly, while making almost inaudible mimi sounds.

It is said that the ears of young children can receive certain low-decibel sound waves.

It's no wonder why Sima Shi and Sima Zhao discovered it.

Sima Zhao stretched out his hand to it, and was slapped away by his good brother Sima Shi, who loves his little brother. Then the good brother took off his poor-quality acrylic school uniform jacket and wrapped the cat around——

Go home too.

Later, Guo Jia said regretfully that the script was wrong. It should be Ah Zhao squatting in the open space in the rain, holding the school uniform jacket that he had taken off. At this time, Ah Shi approached with an umbrella and asked what you were doing ?Ah Zhao said that the kitten is so pitiful... Ah Shi flashed a glance and saw the cat under the school uniform jacket, and then Ah Shi generously opened an umbrella and said that this is not acceptable, my house is nearby, you can come to my house, by the way May I have your name?In the end, Ashi held an umbrella in one hand, hugged the cat in the other, and took Azhao to Cao Pi's house warmly and lovingly. Azhao said, my name is Shenwei...

Next is Nostradamus, Nine Stars, Heavenly Dragons and Earthly Dragons! ...

Sima Zhao said angrily that I look so weak, do I still need my brother to hold my hand? !

Sima Shi said that CEO Guo is sorry, do you think I, a ten-year-old child, can hold hands with each other? How many hands have I grown?

Zhou Yu said, Senior Sister Guo, we never went back to 1999 no matter how much we traveled, otherwise I would have bought the stock of Shipbuilding Industry Corporation long ago.

Zhuge Liang said, Senior Sister Guo, you have been abused by Japanese pornographic comics again, right?

It is inconvenient for Zhao Yun to express his opinion while Sima Yi is calling the Housing Authority: Hello, please confirm immediately whose name is written in the room book of Room 4, Building 01, Gaoyuan Community, Shouyang Street?

The two brothers of the Sima family stopped worryingly when they walked to the entrance of their apartment with the cat in their arms.

The act of picking up stray cats at home without asking the parents is very serious. It is so serious that you can eat "the tip of the bamboo shoots".

The more serious question is whose home it is.

When it comes to the issue of homeowners, this is a matter of life and death in China, at least it can rise to the level of equality between men and women and gdp.Zhao Yun still remembers that his parents bought the house for the sake of whoever wrote the house book. Whoever paid the most and who contributed the most launched a small-scale local battle that was armed to the teeth. In the end, Zhao Yun's mother won a big victory and chased He drove Zhao Yun's father to the living room to sleep for a month.

The problem with Sima Yi's house is a bit more complicated.

This is one of the compensations given to Sima Yi by Dawei Pharmaceutical Group after Cao Pi made an extremely serious and unforgivable mistake.

But after Sima Yi accepted the compensation, he did not forgive Cao Pi. Standing in court, Mr. Xi, the special lawyer of Dawei Group, asked Sima Yi angrily why he accepted the other party's compensation since he refused to withdraw the lawsuit.

Sima Yi coldly pointed to the nameplate of the person next to him with his chin: Look clearly, this is a criminal case for public prosecution.

After Mr. Xi was hit by a single blow, Sima Yi still didn't forget to make up the knife: and he committed a crime, he should have made up for it, what does it have to do with whether I forgive him or not?Could it be that if I don't forgive him, I won't make up for it?Where is your so-called sincerity?This is clearly a deal.

What are you going to do?

Sima Yi pointed at Cao Pi with one finger, but four pointed at himself: I want him to go to jail.

The lawyer team of the Great Wei Group began to whisper among themselves. Unexpectedly, Cao Pi in the dock hurriedly nodded: "Okay, I'm going to jail."

The jaws of lawyers, judges and public prosecutors were smashed all over the floor.

Cao Pi also explained one sentence in a considerate way: Zhongda can do whatever he says.

In the end, even the presiding judge couldn't stand it anymore, and gave a lower limit when sentencing.

Cao Pi went to work-study program (politics) in prison. Lawyer Xi decided to come to take back the house because the house was not mentioned in the final judgment result, but he failed. Wei, who is famous for helping his relatives or not. Guo Jia, CEO of the group, pretended to be ignorant of having a house with nominal neutrality and actual partiality, and that house had always been owned by Sima Yi.

After Cao Pi was released from prison, Guo Jia drove him out of the mansion where his father lived. Cao Pi could only drag his small and poor suitcase to seek refuge with Sima Yi. After that, he renovated the house and bought all the daily necessities... All the expenses of Sima Shi and Sima Zhao from their birth to the present have also been paid secretly by him, and he will give Sima Shi and Sima Zhao money if there is nothing wrong.

So in this case, who owns the house is really a question.

Therefore, if Sima Shi and Sima Zhao wanted to bring a new member to their home, they not only had to obtain Sima Yi's permission, but they should also seek the opinions of Cao Pi and Cao Rui first.

"We kept it on the balcony."

"Tell mother that it's really pitiful just to watch it soak in the rain."

"I told you to send it away immediately tonight."

"It's actually delayed even tonight and I won't send it away."

"If mother scolds, pretend to be pitiful."

"Ignore Cao Rui and his father."

"Just do it."

Ah, the two little bastards have learned to play tricks with adults.

But it turns out that there is no need to play with the eyes, and the plan can never keep up with the changes. Cao Rui found the cat as soon as it entered the house, and then Cao Rui fell in love with it. It’s no nonsense when it comes up, Sima Of course Zhao didn't do anything, and Master Sima persuaded his younger brother in the middle, and the cat was robbed in the middle, meowing. At this moment, the door opened, and Cao Pi and Sima Yi came in.

"What's the situation?"

"Someone explain."

When Sima Zhao saw that it was Sima Yi, he obediently let go, and Cao Rui pulled him into his arms. The cat in the inferior school uniform was probably not satisfied with the sudden acceleration, and meowed twice in protest.

"So, you brought back a stray cat. Then, Mr. Rui wanted to take it and raise it yourself, but you disagreed, so there was a fight?" Sima Yi asked clearly the cause and effect.

Brother Sima nodded obediently.

"Rui'er, put it down, these two younger brothers brought it back, how could you snatch it!" Cao Pi scolded Cao Rui.

Cao Rui hugged the cat domineeringly, as if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "What brother! I won't give it! I just won't give it"

"Master, Zhao'er, you are too ignorant, how can you snatch it from Mr. Rui? Whatever Mr. Rui wants, give it to him."

"But, mother, we found the kitten."

"Shut up. That's the end of the cat ownership issue. Hold out your hand."

The two brothers didn't know what happened, so they stretched out their hands obediently.

"Have you been caught by it? Have you been bitten? On your hands? On your body? Tell me if you have any, and tell me about any uncertain injuries."

Watching Sima Yi carefully check the degree of concern of the two sons, Cao Rui's eyes turned red with jealousy. There has never been a woman around him who cared so much about his safety. After making countless turns and landing successfully, he cried out with a "wow" and ran back to his room with the cat in his arms.

This cat has successfully separated the relationship between husband and wife (pseudo), father and son, mother and son, and brothers. It can be called a magical cat.

Zhuge Liang said unwillingly, Jiang Xiaowei, you should learn a little bit. When you had this position, I would have gone to Xudu long ago.

In the end, Cao Pi took the cat to an authoritative biology laboratory to find Researcher Ji. Researcher Ji was chatting with Researcher Zuo at the time. When he breathed a sigh of relief and left, Researcher Zuo sprayed some sex hormone scent on him while he was not paying attention.

When Cao Pi arrived home, the scene was spectacular: dozens of coquettish little female cats followed behind him, meowing at him affectionately.

During dinner at night, Cao Pi worriedly explained to Sima Yi that he should go and neuter the cat tomorrow. You see, it is very good at attracting peach blossoms. I am afraid that it will make a mistake in style.

After pouring a glass of grape sugarcane juice, Sima Yi looked at Cao Pi coldly: Mr. Cao, it is also a female cat.

Uh.

Regardless of male or female, Cao Pi felt that the cat could no longer be kept at home.

Just at this time, Zhuge Liang has been troubled by nightmares, and even Boss Liu is troubled by the nightmare of Zhuge CEO.

You ask what is the relationship between Zhuge Liang's nightmare and Cao Pi's cat?

Look down, why are you in a hurry.

Zhuge Liang's complexion is not very good recently, she always dreamed that Jiang Wei dragged bloody intestines and other internal organs to complain to her: Prime Minister, I hurt so much, it really hurts so much.

Zhuge Liang woke up from the nightmare, and then Boss Liu couldn't sleep anymore.

That's not to mention, Zhuge Liang will stare at Jiang Xiaowei all day long, and treat Jiang Xiaowei like a cat.

When the nightmare lasted for a month, Zhuge Liang couldn't bear it anymore, and struggled to go to Chengdu Jiang Wei Temple to burn incense for Jiang Wei.

When we arrived, there were not many people in the temple, and the incense was not as strong as that of the Wuhou Temple next door. Zhuge Liang sneaked in while the administrators were taking a nap, lit three sticks of incense, and prayed desperately, while silently saying: Bo Yue, there is no injustice. The owner of the first debt, you go to Sima's family, you must never come to my family again!

Click it.

Zhuge Liang heard a strange voice within two obeisances.

She was stunned.

Go ahead.

Kara.

There were cracks in the beams and pillars of the house.

Zhuge Liang's mind went blank. At this time, the administrator who was awakened by a strange sound shouted, "Someone is destroying cultural relics and historic sites."

This approach does not seem to work.

From that night onwards, Jiang Wei no longer complained bloody, but instead made a bloody plea: "Prime Minister, forgive me, how dare Wei accept the prime minister's gift..."

What a bloody reality, this is a bloody reality!

The problem always needs to be solved, so Boss Liu took Zhuge CEO to look around:

Seeing Western medicine, it was said that it was neurasthenia, and a lot of medicines were prescribed to take back;

Seeing a doctor of Chinese medicine, said it was overthinking, and prescribed a lot of medicine to cook;

Look at the magic stick... Oh, you don't have to run so far for this one, there are ready-made ones around you.But Guan Yulong tilted his head and said that everything looks normal. Guan Xianting said that senior sister, you can’t blame Jiang Boyue for this. Xianghou." If he doesn't come to you, who else can he come to?

Watch witches...no witches.But Chu Shenyi Shi Shiran walked by: "Senior sister often has nightmares recently? Could it be related to the Feng Shui of the house? I heard that Xuanmao Town House."

Black cat town house... black cat...then who really has one.

Boss Liu said that he would borrow the cat from Cao Pi for a while, and if he agreed, he would borrow it for two days and promise to return it as it was.

When Zhuge Liang got up the next morning, his expression was still not good. When Zhou Yu met him in the cafeteria, he was startled: "Are you having nightmares again?"

"No." Zhuge Liang said listlessly, "This time it's not a nightmare. I just dreamed of going to Chengdu to eat Malatang. When I was resting in the middle of the walk, I saw many soldiers and horses passing by. I asked them what they were doing, and they said to go to Chengdu. I was very angry and said: "I haven't eaten Malatang, are you rushing to reincarnate! Draw a circle and curse you!" Then I saw a leader who came to worship me with a lot of tributes, saying What must not disturb the people, must be kind to everyone... Finally I woke up. I felt very tired after waking up."

Zhou Yu was speechless, and finally spoke with difficulty: "...Did the person who worshiped you say his name is Zhong Hui?"

Chu Shenyi walked past again Shi Shiran, who had nothing to do with himself, and finished the second half of the sentence she hadn't finished last time: The black cat is psychic.

I agreed to borrow it for two days, but Boss Liu sent the cat back the next day. The reason was not that the cat was invalid.

"Do you know how close Kong Ming is to this beast? Carry him back, bathe and feed the fish. After washing and feeding, he hugged and kissed the cat. He teased the cat with a pheasant feather for two hours!"

What a cute thing, Boss Liu, why should you be filled with righteous indignation, Guo Jia naturally spread his hands.

"Feng Xiao, I think Liu Xuande is just envious and jealous. Does our company have any medicine to turn cats? Give him a pill, and treat it as a good deed."

No, no, understand the spirit.Guo Jia waved a finger at Boss Cao. Boss Liu just suddenly realized that the objects he had to guard against were not limited to men, and now they were not limited to humans.

"Fortunately it's not limited to living things."

Guo Jia continued to shake his fingers, why did I hear Zhou Yu say that Zhuge Liang was studying the fibrosis of mulberry trees.

Let's pray Boss Liu good luck.

"What's your cat's name?" Boss Liu's question before going out finally got back to the point. He was satisfied to see the petrified Chairman and CEO of Great Wei Group.

Yes, it's been so long, what is the cat's name?

Forget it, go back and ask Zihuan.

Dad, I don't know either, I'll ask Yuan Zhong later.

I have no idea!It was brought back by Master Sima!

I'm sorry, Mr. Cao, but Zishang and I were snatched away by Mr. Rui before we had time to name them.

Looking at the cat lying head to tail on his leather sofa, meowing, meowing and sleeping happily, Cao Cao felt that the question suddenly became strange: Then what do you usually call it?

"Cat/cat/kitten/mimi/meow..."

Alright, Boss Cao, help me, hurry up and submit a name to the board of directors for approval!

"It's called a cat." Guo Jia said suddenly, what kind of board of directors has passed through such a small matter, Cao A, has the cat gnawed on your brain!

Because Cao Pi was determined not to allow cats to enter the house again, Guo Jia had no choice but to take them back to keep them. He gave the most expensive cat food as a reward.

Within a few days, the cat established a good interactive relationship with Guo Jia, so that the cat followed Guo Jia when he went out, and when Guo Jia shuttled through the various floors of the company, the cat also accompanied Guo Jia with a high spirited look.

When Zhou Yu and Sun Ce and Sun Quan came to discuss business, they noticed cats. Sun Ce said: "Cats are the most dishonest things. If you have milk, you are a mother."

Guo Jia expressed disbelief.

Zhou Yu helplessly gestured to Senior Sister Guo to take a look at Ermouzi.

So Guo Jia saw that Sun Quan was using dried fish to lure the cat in the corner, and the cat was willing to lie down, roll, prone, meow and sing just for this, with a flattering and cheap look.The most intolerable thing was that when Er Mouzi got up to leave, the cat was still holding on to his trouser legs, and gave Guo Jia a contemptuous look when Guo Jia called it.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Senior Sister Guo turned into a fire-breathing tyrannosaurus in an instant, and hit the mop pole in the corner. Seeing that the situation was not good, the cat ran away with a scream, faster than Zhao Yun's hundred meters.

Zhou Yu kindly warned from behind: "Senior Sister Guo, when hitting a cat, hit the crotch, not the head!"

Sun Ce: "...Gongjin, why are we here?"

"Talk about business."

"I remember something else."

"what?"

"Zhao Yun seems to ask his junior sister to tell us, let us help her find a mate for her little white."

"Is there anyone in this world whose name is Dou M?"

"Uh, maybe a nickname?"

"Do you think who else uses this as a nickname besides Cao Zihuan?"

"Well, when I didn't say it."

The rain is still so heavy.

The cat still hid in the holly and shivered, licking its paws.

If there is any difference from before, it is that after experiencing the treatment of being well-fed and offered by others, wandering has become more painful and unacceptable.

If you can't raise it, why do you still want to raise it?After raising it, why abandon it again?

Cats don't know the answers, and aren't even qualified to ask questions.

An umbrella suddenly covered his head.

The cold raindrops no longer hit the body, and the light through the umbrella is warm red.

The cat raised its head and moved its ears for no apparent reason.

It knows the person in front of it.

"I can't raise you, but I can find you a place. Someone will feed you twice a day. Are you coming?"

The person's words were short but specific.

"Little black?"

The cat meowed out of the bushes and hovered beside the man.

"follow me."

What this person arranged for Xiao Hei was an abandoned carport in a residential area, with a lot of cardboard boxes and wooden boxes piled up. Xiao Hei was so happy that he climbed directly to the top of the boxes and meowed proudly. This kind of environment was his paradise.

"Here it is. Live well."

Xiao Hei watched the man's back go away.There was a grunt in the throat.

At noon, two figures came sneakily: "Mimi, come and eat!"

Xiao Hei jumped out, Master Sima poured the school extra milk into a plate, and Sima Zhao put two pieces of bacon on the side.

"We can't take you home, but mother said, we can come here to see you every day, without Cao Rui, that annoying person, we will take care of you!"

Xiao Hei listened absent-mindedly with bacon in his mouth. The two brats blabla in front of him. He doesn't know that lunch break is very important!There is still class in the afternoon!

The two brothers left.

In the evening, a BMW was parked outside the abandoned carport, and Cao Rui came with a box of canned fish.

"Cat, come!"

Xiao Hei rushed up smelling the fishy smell, and made a gurgling sound while eating, which meant that he was very happy to eat.

"I can't take you home anymore, my father will scold me. But that's fine, I raised you alone, let the two brats of the Sima family cry!"

Cao Rui also left.

When night came, Xiao Hei found a cardboard box to get in, and lay down to sleep peacefully.

Such a life is not bad.

It's always been good.

Since then, Xiao Hei has never seen Cao Rui and Sima Shi Sima Zhao appear at the same time. They appeared one after another at a different time, doing the same thing, but thinking that the other party did not exist.

Until one day, these three people stopped coming, and Xiao Hei finally realized that that person would not come either.

Xiao Hei resolutely left the place where he lived for a long time, and began to roam the rivers and lakes, conquering the world

That person called its name twice when we parted.

Little black, little black.

The author has something to say:

This article is written in response to the on-demand broadcast of Dou M.

When I watched "X" back then, I deeply felt that it was full of psychopaths...

Shouyang, Plateau, 4.

Regarding why Sima and Cao Pi's house is Room 01, three people have already given three answers...

Xi Gong, the world would rather have something to do!

The same is concerned about children, the way parents will be very different.

Research Institute Ji and Researcher Zuo haven't forgotten their feud with Lao Cao's family.

Jiang Boyue was dissected by Jin people after his death, and he was found to be "as bold as a fight".The side that brutally dissects the opponent usually ends badly, see Eight Years of Anti-Japanese War.