The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

As soon as Mrs. Gan passed away, Zhuge Liang knew: here we come.

Although Zhuge Liang didn't know the reason why Sun Quan married his younger sister in such a hurry.

"Three Kingdoms: Shushu Xianzhu Biography": "Quan is a little afraid of him, and he is better than his sister." Zhuge Liang only saw Guo Jia and Sima insist on their own opinions because of this record, and they refused to give in to each other.

Sima Yi insisted that it was not Liu Bei that Sun Quan "feared", but Cao Cao.Because Liu Bei only had four counties at this time, and his power was still very weak, it was not enough to make Sun Quan afraid enough to send a younger sister.

Guo Jia thought it was funny: If you are afraid of Cao Cao, you will dedicate your sister to Liu Bei?What logic!It's not as convincing as dedicated to Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang thought it was absurd: Chibi, you sent a younger sister over just after burning someone else's house, so what's the point of burning it?

It's better to directly lock Xiaosun in Tongquechun.

Zhou Yu pointed out the technical error of this conclusion: at the time of Chibi, Tongque Terrace had not yet been built.

In short, a muddled account that could not be cleared up in this world is still muddled now.

Just be confused if you are confused, we can't accuse Military Master Zhuge of not reading the gossip edition of the Soochow tabloid as a mistake.

But presumably Mr. Shi will rack his brains to marry Sun to Uncle Liu Huang even with the reason of "Sun Quan's brain is flooded".Thinking of this, Zhuge Liang was not worried at all.

Why care about Sun Quan's ideas?Knowing the result is more important than knowing the process.

So when people came to report to the envoy of Marquis Wu asking to see him, Zhuge Liang smiled and congratulated the lord.

Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang ignorantly if they were here to pay homage to Mrs. Gan?

How can it be.If they pay homage to Liu Qi, they won't pay homage to Mrs. Gan, okay? Besides, my lord, you don't care about Mrs. Wu's death.This is a matter of reciprocity.

So what is the intention of Marquis Wu's sending envoys this time?

Union, marriage.

"Being a matchmaker without paying homage to mourning? This is not a gift of human relations." Liu Bei frowned.

Zhuge Liang looked at Liu Bei, and suddenly remembered the three blessings of middle-aged men that people often heard in this world: promotion, wealth and death of wife.So Uncle Liu Huang is the winner in life.

"Kong Ming, where is the loneliness?"

"Agreed." Zhuge Liang answered very simply.

"Who is Mrs. Sun?"

"I don't know." Zhuge Liang replied very simply. "Liang only knows that no matter who she is, you have to marry her, my lord."

Liu Bei's frown deepened, and he ordered someone to summon an envoy to answer him face to face.

Zhuge Liang did not avoid the table, she acted as an automatic barrage...

The messenger said: "The princess has reached the age of Ji, and he is not yet twenty, so he is legally married."

Zhuge Liang blocked it with a feather fan, and whispered in Liu Bei's ear: Lori has three good things, voiceless and soft, easy to overthrow.

The envoy said: "The princess is unparalleled in appearance."

Zhuge Liang: He didn't say whether it was unparalleled in beauty or unparalleled in ugliness.

The envoy said: "The princess is swift and fierce."

Zhuge Liang: My lord, try to imagine that Sun Zhongmou is a woman...

The envoy said: "The princess likes swords and swords, and often makes maidservants enjoy fencing with swords, which is different from the custom."

Zhuge Liang: That is to say, don’t even think about the protagonist who is cooking, embroidering and bringing children, she doesn’t even know how.

The messenger said: The princess has been admiring the emperor's uncle for a long time, and he said: I don't care if you are not a hero in the world.

Zhuge Liang: My lord, do you still remember what Cao Gong said when he was cooking wine with green plums?

The envoy said: "My lord asks the emperor's uncle for marriage. I hope that the emperor's uncle will cross the river to meet the princess in person, so as to show the solidity of the alliance, so that the Cao thief dare not spy on the southeast again!"Uncle Wuhou Zhuanhou.

Every time the envoy and Zhuge Liang said something, Liu Bei's expression became gloomy. When the envoy finished speaking, Liu Bei decided to refuse her on the grounds of "unsuitable age" and "middle-aged widowed, so I can't bear to discuss marriage". This woman is too scary. I can't marry.But before he could open his mouth, Zhuge Liang said again with a smile: "That's great! The princess has both good looks and good looks, I can't ask for it! Please reply to Marquis Wu, my lord will cross the river to marry!"

Uncle Liu Huang was dumbfounded with a click.

It was Zhao Yun who accompanied Liu Huangshu across the river.

Zhao Yun didn't refuse, she just went to Zhuge Liang for tips.

Zhuge Liang slapped Zhao Yun's hand away unceremoniously: "No! What kind of tips! Why don't you listen to more books, less TV dramas and less games? Where did you get the tips, no!"

"It said in the play that you have..." Zhao Yun muttered that the culprit was not "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" or "Dynasty Warriors" and not "Three Kingdoms", but the Peking Opera "Dragon and Phoenix".

"No need." Zhuge Liang said, "Although I can't figure out why Marquis Wu is so generous, he really didn't intend to harm the lord."

"Will you detain the lord? Didn't you say you want to cross the river? If you didn't intend to harm the lord, wouldn't it be fine to send your sister to the police for a wedding?"

"That's Sun Quan's younger sister! My mother's family should give me some face! I mean, if Sun Quan wanted to harm the lord, there's no need to make such a trouble. It's a land cede, a promotion, and a gift for his sister. He It should be mainly to guard against Cao Cao. To guard against Cao Cao, the alliance must be consolidated. I heard that he failed to fight Hefei and returned. At this time, instead of thinking about how to deal with Cao Cao, he will harm his allies. Are you afraid that we will turn against Cao Cao and attack him on both sides? Don't worry. Lah, Sun Quan is not that stupid. Hurry up and accompany the lord, go early and come back early, I am here to pick you up~"

Zhao Yun thought for a while, then nodded. Anyway, her mission is to protect Liu Bei, so why bother.But she always felt that something was wrong, Zhuge Liang seemed to be a little too enthusiastic and excited about this matter, isn't it just that there is an extra Sun as the mistress, as for?

"Little pig, what are you excited about?" Zhao Yun looked at Zhuge Liang suspiciously.

"Ah? Is it obvious?" Zhuge Liang stroked his chin.

"You seem to be looking forward to Mrs. Sun's arrival—what are you thinking about?"

"It's nothing, but—when I was in Jiangdong, I heard Mrs. Xiaoqiao say that this future Mrs. Sun has a tough temperament, and Senior Sister Zhou has suffered a lot from her."

"She bullied Senior Sister Zhou!" Zhao Yun cheered up.

"That's right. Senior Sister Zhou is just too good-tempered, plus she has a complicated relationship with the two generations of Jiangdong Lords, so I don't have the same knowledge as her. She is so aggressive, and even beat Senior Sister! But it doesn't matter, Senior Sister Zhou is not easy to do. Come and do it for her, anyway, I have no psychological burden."

"piggy."

"kindness?"

"Some time ago, who asked Zhang Yide to write letters everywhere to sow discord, causing Senior Sister Zhou to be suspected, attacked, excluded, and cut off her military power!"

"Sun Quan!"

Without morals, anything is possible.

Zhao Yun took his soldiers to protect Liu Bei across the river and went to Lujiang to get married.

In fact, Zhuge Liang was quite interesting, and he still gave Zhao Yun a tip, but there was no secret in the content, although it was indeed useful.

On the day of the actual wedding, the battle was very grand. Liu Bei, Zhao Yun and Congren prepared early in the morning. In the afternoon, they mounted their horses and set off from the posthouse. They first had to walk a section of road specially reserved for the public to watch the ceremony. People rushed to watch the groom , Praise the demeanor of a group of people.Jianwei Zhonglang's Mansion is also on this road. Xiaoqiao and his three children, infected by the atmosphere of the street, also come to join in the fun.

Zhou Xun and Zhou Yin looked enviously at Liu Bei who was on the tall horse, and vaguely thought that "husbands should be born like this".Only the youngest daughter, Zhou Qing, stared intently at Zhao Yun who was riding a white horse with red tassels: "Mother, who is that white horse general?"

"It's Changshan Zhao Yun Zhao Zilong who was famous all over the world in the first battle of Changbanpo." Xiaoqiao smiled and hugged Zhou Qing so that she could see more clearly.

"Is he great?"

"Great."

"Is it better than Dad?"

Children speak freely.Xiaoqiao looked at his daughter lovingly: "He was chased by Cao Mengde and ran for his life in Changbanpo. Your father chased Cao Mengde and ran for his life. Tell me, who is the best?"

"I knew dad was the best!" Zhou Qing's tone was full of pride, "I will be as powerful as dad in the future!"

Xiaoqiao suppressed his smile and silently looked at the team going far away. On both sides of the road in front of him were pavement curtains made of brocade studded with pearls. The hooks are all made of pure gold.In order to maximize the publicity of the Sun-Liu alliance and build momentum, Sun Quan arranged countless singing and dancing dramas on both sides of the road to welcome the bride. In the distance, there was a song sung by the sweet and gentle voice of Wu Nu:

The guest came from afar and left me a piece of beauty.

Thousands of miles away from each other, the ancient people still love you.

Literary double mandarin ducks, cut into acacia quilt.

I love longing for a long time, and I don't understand the fate.

Who can say goodbye to glue and paint.

……

The wedding went well.

When the newlyweds enter the bedroom to celebrate the ceremony, an older woman in red and colorful will lead the way.

Said to be older, not yet 40 years old, with murderous looks in the corners of his eyes and brows.

Zhao Yun kept Zhuge Liang's advice in mind, and saw the dagger on the woman's waist at a glance.

On a day of great joy, it is very abnormal for such a murder weapon to appear.

But Zhao Yun looked at his saber, remained calm, and just followed Liu Bei and his wife forward.

The older woman glanced at Zhao Yun who was following behind, her brows furrowed, and then she looked at Liu Bei. The emperor's uncle looked at ease and didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so the woman could only swallow her doubts.

Walking to the front of the main room, the door is closed tightly, and the colored silk is hung on the door. It seems that the colored silk must be cut to enter the house, which is a bit like a modern ribbon-cutting.

The woman suddenly reached out to her waist and pulled out a gleaming dagger. Before Liu Bei could react, the woman had already rushed towards Liu Bei with sharp blades in both hands!

Everyone was stunned, and some of Liu Bei's subordinates who followed behind him screamed.

At this time, Zhao Yun made a move, and the sheathed sword in her hand slipped silently between the woman's arms, then Zhao Yun twisted it lightly, restraining the woman's arm, and held it up to Liu Bei: "My lord, please cut the silk."

Silk has the same pronunciation as sorrow, which pleases you.

Liu Bei recovered from his astonishment, nodded, took the dagger from the woman's hand, cut off the colored silk, and the door opened in response.Zhao Yun also let go of his sword, and the woman was free, but she looked at Zhao Yun with hatred.

Zhao Yun smiled, pretending not to see.

When he arrived at the door of the bedroom, he first saw two rows of maids with swords, their faces were stern, and their eyes were fixed.

When Liu Bei and others came forward, these maids unexpectedly drew their swords in unison, as if they wanted to form a mountain of swords with their swords to prevent these people from passing.

But Zhao Yun had sharp eyes and quick hands, before these maids put their swords together face to face, she had already unsheathed her sword and walked back and forth in front of these maids.

Crackling crackling crackling...

The sound of sword tips falling to the ground one after another.

Zhao Yun put his sword back into its sheath, without changing his face.

Mrs. Sun finally couldn't bear it anymore, she could almost see the real anger on her face with thick makeup: "Zhao Yun, you are presumptuous!"

"On the day of getting married, it is inappropriate to watch martial arts. Swords are also murderous weapons. I am afraid that it will be harmful to my relatives, so I ordered the servants to untie their swords. Before I informed the lord and madam, Yun was very frightened." Zhao Yun said, his face could not be seen at all. No "fear".

"A sword is a murder weapon? Then what is in your hand!"

"If it wasn't for Madam's maidservant who used the sword first, why would he dare to do this? I didn't want the sword to come out. This is what Nagasaka got, and it saved the young master's life, so the lord is allowed to accompany him, so there is no need to untie the sword. Madam, do you know what happened to Nagasaka? ?”

Although Zhao Yun's condemnation was implicit, it was clear: I have a special license to carry a sword, if you are not satisfied, go talk to the person next to you.I didn't want to show the sword at first, and I don't care about the murder weapon if I don't show it. As a result, your maid violated the rules first, and I struck out later, so you can't blame me.If you are not convinced—have you heard about my heroic deeds in Changbanpo?

Mrs. Sun was so angry that her face was almost like the black clothes she was wearing. The woman who had been disarmed earlier hurried up and pulled her clothes, signaling not to compete with Zhao Yun.Only then did Mrs. Sun suppress the fire.

When they arrived in the bedroom, the newlyweds sat down, and the older woman who led the way began to complete the final wedding ceremony and other etiquette——she looked at Zhao Yun, thinking why didn't this man leave?

Zhao Yun was not uncomfortable at all.

Mrs. Sun couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted: "How rude! Don't retreat quickly!"

Zhao Yun squinted at the woman on the opposite side: "She didn't leave either."

"Presumptuous! She is a helper, you don't know etiquette?"

Hearing Mrs. Sun mention etiquette, Zhao Yun's face turned serious: "Since we are talking about etiquette, Yun has one thing that I don't know: Whose etiquette is it? Jiangdong etiquette is taught like this? If so , dear, it doesn't matter if you don't tie up!"

After Zhao Yun finished speaking, he looked at Liu Bei. Liu Bei knew it very well, and he also made a gesture to get up and leave. The woman saw that it was not good, and hurriedly stopped him.All of this in the bedroom was not arranged by Sun Quan, but by Sun's own initiative. If this angered Liu Bei and caused the marriage to break up, Sun Quan's anger can be imagined - his own sister can't move, and these servants are all scapegoats.

Mrs. Sun suppressed the fire: "Get out! Get out! You don't need it!"

Satisfied, Zhao Yun bowed and saluted: "My lord, madam, Yun will leave."

Zhao Yun stepped out of the bedroom after the older woman, and Liu Bei caught up with her and held her back: "Zilong, I have something to ask you."

"En? What's the matter? Tell me, my lord."

"What you said today is much more organized than before."

"That's not what I said," Zhao Yun replied confidently, "How could it be me who said such an orderly thing. That's my little... the military teacher taught me. The military teacher said that Sun Quan himself wanted to get married so much, so he would definitely not take the initiative What trouble are you looking for, but Madam is hard to say. If Sun Quan knows what her sister is doing, he must pretend not to know, because he also hopes to use this to save the lord's face. So the military adviser asked me to pay attention, if someone uses a sword We must not let them attack first, and don’t be afraid to offend Madam, because Sun Quan will not blatantly support Madam.”

Liu Bei is relieved, with such a person as the backing, this wife can marry.

The author has something to say:

Tongque Terrace was built after the Battle of Chibi.

@阿清tx, I used your name, don’t you mind giving your name to Dudu Zhou’s daughter?The history books didn't say what her name was.Of course... Zhou Qing's fate... You can check the history books yourself...

The song that the emperor's uncle sang when he got married was one of the "Nineteen Ancient Poems". It took the author a lot of effort to find such a song from the nineteen, which is not too sad... The time of the nineteen ancient poems is generally considered It was between 140 and 190 A.D., so there is no logical problem in using it here.

Regarding the scene of Boss Liu's marriage, it is mainly based on the Tang poem "Wu Shu gets married in the water, and the pearl walks in gold".

That sword is not Qingzhi...Zhuge made it for Zhao Yun. The reason why he said it came from Changbanpo is mainly to scare Mrs. Sun. Anyway, Mrs. Sun doesn't know where it came from.It is not written in the history books that Zhao Yun picked up equipment in Changbanpo.