The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

Jian'an 12 years.

early February.

Guo Jia was bored and bet on green plums with Xun Yu to pass the time, wondering why I was still alive and kicking.

The 11th year of Jian'an was very uneventful, so Lu Su went to engage in a Soochow version of Longzhong with Sun Quan. Lu Su said that Cao Cao, Liu Biao and you, the lord, can divide the world into three parts.

Triangle is the most stable figure, Zhuge Liang occasionally thought of this when drawing pictures.The old friend Xu Shu has made up his mind to defect to Uncle Liu Huang.Just like graduating from university and going to work, Xu Shu didn't forget to have a meal with Zhuge Liang to celebrate and exchange feelings. Painful promise.

Zhuge Liang had only one request: Yuan Zhi, absolutely, never mention me to Uncle Liu Huang.

Xu Shu went in without knowing it, but he still agreed in good faith.Of course he didn't know Zhuge Liang's plan: Zhuge Liang had the intention of changing history.

Zhao Yun persuaded Zhuge Liang: "If you change history, then Cao Mengde will rule the world. At least it will be no problem to rule by drawing the river."

Zhuge Liang didn't speak: she had her own little plan in mind.Anyway, I just don't plan to go out to help anyone, but I can try my best to maintain the balance of power.

And Zhuge Liang didn't believe that Cao Cao would really do something with Sun Quan to rule the river. Just kidding, who do you think Cao Cao is, and is he not as good as Chang Kaishen?As a member of the Chinese nation, whoever draws the river and governs is an idiot, that is a proper split of the country, and will be cast aside by future generations for a lifetime.

Whether it is Guo Jia, Zhuge Liang, including Zhou Yu and Sima Yi, they all have the consciousness of changing history, but they all have to admit that the "potential" is unstoppable, so they often make some contradictory and smart actions, which are actually normal No more.In the face of the objective fact that "man is destined to win", the futile struggle is the artistic source of all tragic beauty of human beings.

In May of the 11th year of Jian'an, Guo Jia stared at Boss Cao's retreat, and Boss Cao attacked Yuan Shang and Yuan Tan's rise, making it difficult for him to retreat.

Cheng Yu's remonstrance was not accepted, so he came to Guo Jia with a straight face. Guo Jia looked at Cheng Yu's serious face and listened to his pleading words, feeling a little confused. After leaving, Guo Jia was rolling around in his tent laughing.

Seeing Guo Jia's childish madness, Nu Xin shook her head and sighed helplessly, then turned her head and told Chun Jiu to prepare washing utensils and clean clothes for Guo Jia to change into.

"Are you going to see Sikong when you've laughed enough?"

"Well, it's... ahahahaha, Zhongde's face, ahahahaha...Nu Xin, it's so fun..."

Nu Xin gave up and went to work on her own.

In fact, Guo Jia is not making fun of Cheng Yu, Guo Jia simply thinks that Cheng Yu's facial expression and tone are misplaced, which is very funny. Guo Jia respects Cheng Yu very much, even though the latter has never been very pleasing to her eyes.But as Cao Cao's counselor, Cheng Yu is sincere to everyone, even those he hates, he hates them very sincerely.

Cheng Yu's performance always reminds Guo Jia of Shen Zhengnan, and Guo Jia can still remember the last impression before parting with Shen Pei——the clear and angular silhouette in the backlight of the setting sun, except for Xun Yu, that is Guo Jia's life The second person I met who thought of himself wholeheartedly.

But the audition is dead, Guo Jia thought, I can't change anything.

On the day Yecheng was destroyed, Guo Jia wanted to keep Shenpei alive. Guo Jia was sure of this: Although Shenpei defended Yecheng for several months and severely injured Cao Jun, his nephew Shenrong opened the city gate after all. Taking the initiative to report the facts of his son's crimes can be regarded as surrendering in law, and the interrogation...is considered a half-surrender.

But Guo Jia was hesitant about how to ask for this favor until the trial match was pushed to the big account.Judgment's absolute defensive policy made the military generals surnamed Cao and Xiahou who had been defeated repeatedly furious, wishing to kill him to vent their anger; Judgment himself was stubborn and straightforward, and he never surrendered from the beginning.

So the love Guo Jia asked for was actually not good for both sides.Guo Jia has only one bargaining chip: Cao Cao.Guo Jia is confident in persuading Boss Cao to forgive the interrogation, and those generals can be ignored.As for the judge's own attitude... Guo Jia was more worried that even if he was saved, he would commit suicide.

When the judge was brought over by Wuhuada, Guo Jia realized that she had no time to hesitate, and the worst idea was better than no idea, so she walked a few steps to Cao Cao and was about to intercede.

But before she walked behind Cao Cao, the judge who had been standing proudly and silently since entering the account said, "This is Guo Jia, Guo Fengxiao?"

Guo Jia was stunned for a moment, the judge should know her, so she didn't understand why the judge asked such a question for a while, so she wondered if I missed some details when the judge came in, she turned around and carefully explained the details of the judge and Read it again.

Sloppy and embarrassing, this person is even thinner than when he left Yuanying, his eyes are red, he must have suffered from not sleeping for a long time, but he is still in good spirits, or it is because of his willpower that he is struggling to prevent him from being in this circle. The victors showed fatigue.

The judge looked Guo Jia up and down, and nodded: "It's better to be famous than to meet each other. It's a pity that Yuan Gong can't be assisted by the wise men in this account, and the match is ashamed. Now that the city has been broken and captured, the match is the distinction of being a minister. Therefore, there is no problem, but it will be dead."

When Cao Cao ordered Shen Pei to be pushed out, Shen Pei insisted on leading the neck north, because Yuan Shang fled to Wuhuan at this time and was in the north. "My lord can't make me face south and die in the north." This sentence was also laughed at by Cao Cao: "Why is the word Zhengnan?"

After all, Guo Jia didn't plead for mercy. After all the hard work of the interrogator, he couldn't bear to let him down.

After Guandu, Guo Jia returned to Xudu from the front line, followed by Sima Yi and Cao Pi. Jia calculated that he had to be born in May of the tenth year of Jian'an, or at least it seemed to be May.

Guo Jia successfully concealed it. It was very wise not to let Zhen Ji serve Mrs. Bian at the beginning, so Mrs. Bian didn't know that Zhen Ji had nothing to do with Cao Pi's son, although as a mother she treated this child for a month or two. She was skeptical about being so big, but when she saw the child's face, she had no doubts at all—this was just like Cao Zihuan when she was a child, so when Cao Cao came to see her prospective eldest grandson, Cao Cao was very happy when Mrs. Bian said "Big Class Zihuan". He didn't think about the birth of the child at all. As for whether he looked like Cao Pi or not... In fact, he didn't know, because he didn't care much about Cao Pi when he was born. Yes, but the official certification of the biological mother, Mrs. Bian, must be fine.

After Cao Rui's matter was over, Guo Jia thought of Shen Zhengnan again, that proud and unyielding but also selfish and self-willed man, in fact, he has always been very good to himself.Shen Zhengnan didn't have to speak in the end, just like Mrs. Taohua faced the King of Chu to fight for a final good reputation, but he still spoke, because he was kind, and the object of his kindness was Guo Jia, which Guo Jia knew very well.

Xun Yu is also very clear about this point. Guo Jia didn’t hide it from him. He knew the history of Guo Jia’s going to Yuanying very well, so he could only guess about seven or eight points when he saw the performance of the trial match that day—he asked Guo Jia: I don't know when I will have the opportunity to examine Zhengnan?Life for heart?

Guo Jia glanced at him very troubled: Wen Ruo, you don't want to learn from Shen Zhengnan, you are not in the same way, and besides, Shen Zhengnan's success lies in - he never thought of getting such an opportunity.He didn't mind being forgotten, so he was remembered instead.

Guo Jia thought of the kit that Shen Zhengnan handed over, which contained Xun Yu's letter.

So Guo Jia would occasionally feel resentment. The trial match died for the Yuan family, specifically pointing to a certain person, that is Yuan Shang, but Yuan Shang is still living with no future, why doesn't he die?Guo Jia's trial assignment is not worth it.

The biggest regret of all staunch ministers is choosing a lord who is not worthy of entrustment, just like a person full of merit finds a scumbag as a partner. The tragedy of this makes outsiders even want to blame them for their lack of vision.What kind of shortcoming is lack of foresight? Who can guarantee that they must have foresight?

In the 12th year of Jian'an, at the briefing meeting before the imperial military meeting, Xun You, Cheng Yu, Liu Ye, Liu Fu, Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, etc. civil servants and military generals quarreled over Wuhuan, and some wanted to send troops. Those who opposed sending troops were confronted with each other, and their swords were on the verge of breaking out.

Cao Cao looked at the map for a long time, and heard enough noise from the people below that he raised his head and couldn't see the three people: Xun Yu, Guo Jia, and Jia Xu.

"What's Wen Ruo's opinion?"

Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia and Jia Xu: "Same as Feng Xiao and Wen He."

Guo Jia smiled: "How do you know what I think? What if I think not to send troops?"

Jia Xu laughed out loud: "Feng Xiao is good at teasing."

In other words, these three people are thinking about the same thing: sending troops.

Xiahou Dun scratched his head: "Guo Jijiu often said that Er Yuan Anding was trying to kill each other. Why did you send troops again today?"

"This time the troops were sent out not because of Er Yuan, but because of Wuhuan." Guo Jia replied.

Ever since Yuan Shang and Yuan Tan arrived in Wuhuan, the leader of Wuhuan, Tadun, began to harass the Central Plains on a large scale. This is intolerable. In the south, there are Liu Biao and Sun Quan, and there is also Liu Huangshu who is temporarily lurking. If Cao Cao wants to rule the world, he must first pacify the north.In other words, only when the base area is stable can we open up new horizons.

"But Wuhuan is so far away. What if Liu Biao and Sun Quan take the opportunity to attack Xudu when we go to Wuhuan?" Cao Hong expressed his concern.

"Liu Biao is a conservative man who can only sit and talk. He doesn't have the courage to attack Xudu. If Sun Quan wants to come over, he has to pass through Liu Biao's territory first. There is a feud between the two families, and Liu Biao will not sit idly by. What is more worrying is Liu Bei... But now Liu Bei is just a respected and suspicious guest at Liu Biao's place, and Liu Biao will not allow him to attack Xudu. We have no worries about our expedition to Wuhuan this time."

"Wuhuan is so far away. If Tadun knows that we are going on an expedition and waiting for work at leisure, we will be in danger." Cao Ren was also worried.

"Because of the distance, Tadun didn't expect us to attack him. The speed of soldiers is very important. As long as we send troops fast enough, we will be able to calm down Wuhuan."

"I still can't agree." Xiahou Dun thought for a long time, but still voted against, "Wuhuan is so far away, and we are not familiar with geography, and the food and grass may not be able to keep up with it. The whole army might be wiped out. It's better to stand here and raise food." Recharge your batteries and conquer the south first!"

"No, if you want to conquer the south, you must first flatten the northern land. The north is high and the south is low, so that you can take advantage of the favorable terrain. Since ancient times, there has been no precedent for dominating the world from south to north. It must be done, but it cannot be done." Guo Jia refused. Xiahou Dun's suggestion.

Xiahou Dun was repeatedly refuted by Guo Jia, and he felt ashamed. He was dissatisfied with Guo Jia's attitude towards military affairs: "Guo Jijiu, after all, you are just a civil servant who advises in the tent. How many times have you been on the battlefield? How many times have you seen it?" Fighting? The corpses are bleeding and floating across the oars, and those are the lives of the soldiers! The 10,000+ army that has been collected so easily is not for your experiments!"

"A good heart can't be a soldier!" Guo Jia looked at Xiahou Dun with sharp eyes, "General Xiahou, if you say that again, I will propose to the lord that you should be dismissed-it is also my duty to eliminate the wavering factors in the army."

"you……"

"Guo Jijiu, since you are so confident, why don't you go to Wuhuan to see for yourself? What you talk about in this big tent is just talk on paper." Cao Ren cut off Xiahou Dun's words and turned to Guo Jia.

"Jiazheng has this intention. This time he conquered Wuhuan, Jiaqi will accompany the army." Guo Jia bowed to Cao Cao to the end.

"I was on the phone that day, and suddenly a blonde beauty pushed me..." Guo Degang was talking about cross talk with Yu Qian on the stage. What, but she couldn't remember what to do.

"What's wrong, Senior Sister?" Sima Yi on the right seemed to notice Guo Jia's confusion, and asked in a low voice.

"I don't know, I don't know." Guo Jia seemed to suddenly remember, "Where's Little Pig?"

"I went to buy popcorn with Zhao Yun. Sister Zhou said to go to the bathroom, but she hasn't come back yet."

Sima Yi's voice was still there, "Popcorn, popcorn, melon seeds, peanuts, orange juice! Who asked for the mango flavor?" Zhuge Liang came back, and of course, it was Zhao Yun who took the things.

"There is also the dried fragrant fish that Senior Sister Zhou wanted." Zhao Yun was holding a large handful of things, and interrupted for Zhuge Liang to add.

Guo Jia took the butter-flavored popcorn from Zhuge Liang, and suddenly felt warm from the bottom of his heart: This is a normal life, and the unreal feeling before was probably just a dream.

Guo Degang was still performing on stage: "Mr. Guo? Mr. Guo?"

Guo Jia felt as if someone was pushing him.

"Mr. Guo?"

Guo Jia woke up suddenly, and in front of him was Nu Xin's approaching face, "Sir?"

It turned out to be a dream. Guo Jia sighed while doing chest expansion exercises, and sleeping at the desk was quite tiring: "It's you, Nu Xin, I thought it was Guo Degang."

"Who is Guo Degang?"

Guo Jia remembered the cross talk in his dream, so he closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to push the air: "It's a beautiful woman with blond hair and eyes closed, please close your eyes, like this, like this."

Guo Jia's actions looked funny, but Nu Xin covered her mouth and laughed: "Mr. is teasing us again."

The spring leek and okra in the back also grinned.

Guo Jia put down his hands and opened his eyes: "I'm so tired."

"Take a break when you're tired. I'll read those volumes later. Let's eat first. Speaking of which, my husband has slept a lot more recently than before. Is it possible that he slept too little before and needs to make up for it now?" Nu Xin got up and went Take the dinner delivered in the food box.

"I don't know, maybe." Guo Jia pushed away the copybook and let Nu Xin bring the food.

"It's all clean vegetables again, without any oil. Mr. Ji has been eating clean vegetables for more than a month since I came to see you last time and told you to eat more vegetables for a few more days to clear up the alcohol poisoning. How do you feel now, sir? ?" Nu Xin set out a plate of boiled radish, a plate of mixed cabbage, and a bowl of barley rice.

"It's okay." Guo Jia picked up the bowl lazily, "You guys can eat too."

Nu Xin responded and asked Chun Jiu to pick up the food for the three of them, and then continued to chatter while sorting out the bamboo slips that Guo Jia threw all over the floor: "Mr. .”

"It's just that I don't want to drink it all of a sudden." Guo Jia picked up the radish with chopsticks, "I lose my appetite after seeing this thing, it doesn't taste at all, and I feel like vomiting when I look at it."

"In the past few mornings, my husband always said that the breakfast was tasteless and I felt like vomiting, so I went to the kitchen and told them to add some salt sauce tonight, sir, try it."

Guo Jia frowned and reluctantly took two mouthfuls: "This time it tastes salty, but it's still not good to eat..." Before he finished speaking, Guo Jia suddenly felt as if someone was pressing his stomach, forcing the food out Running, the whole stomach immediately turned upside down, this feeling is very familiar, it was like this when eating breakfast, but this time it was especially obvious, Guo Jia couldn't help throwing up while leaning over the desk.

"What's wrong, sir?" Nu Xin hurried up, knelt beside Guo Jia, and patted her on the back, "Can the medical officer come and see?"

"No need," Guo Jia stopped vomiting, "It's just that the food doesn't fit your mouth. Don't force the medical officer every now and then, it's not a big deal."

"Otherwise, I'll ask the kitchen to cook some meat for a change, sir?"

Guo Jia turned his head to look at Chunjiu and Okra. The two girls had only been vegetarians for half a year since they were forced to eat people in Guandu. With an attitude of respect and distance, the expression on his face immediately stiffened when he heard that there was meat in a meal, and Guo Jia couldn't bear to sigh: "No, the meat is even more unbearable. I get tired of thinking about it. I just feel that there is no taste in my mouth." That's all, you can bring me some pickled plums, it's still appetizing."

Nu Xin got up to get the plums: "The new plums are not ready yet, only the can that Sikong sent someone to deliver last month has not been finished yet."

Guo Jia mixed the plums with the food and ate them. While eating, he complained that the pickling was not enough, and the sourness made the teeth of spring leeks and okra.

In the evening, Nv Xin asked Guo Jia if she wanted to prepare evening makeup, and Guo Jia said that the makeup is a shame. Cao Cao has been busy with Mrs. Bian and Cao Pi recently teasing Cao Rui, the eldest grandson of the house. Let's all wash up and go to bed early.Nu Xin gossips and adds that Mr. Pi went to Sima Mansion to see his "Mr. Sima" again tonight, so he is not in Sikong Mansion.Sure enough, as soon as the words were finished, someone was ordered by Sikong to invite Guo Jia, and Guo Jia pushed the door of the room in front of that person: Get out, I'm not interested in sex today, I want to sleep.

When he got up the next morning, Guo Jia continued to soak the plums in the porridge to eat, but this time it was worse than last night, and he vomited without eating anything. Well, the person who came last night is here again—it is said that the new pickled plums from Sikong Mansion are ready, and Sikong specially gave Guo Jijiu a plate for Guo Jijiu to try.

That plate was only five or six, and the green skins looked very cute. Guo Jia thanked them for the gift, and was a little surprised why they gave so little this time. In the past, they were given one jar at a time.

"Sikong, please taste the taste of the sacrificial wine, let me repay you." The visitor did not leave, but conveyed Cao Cao's meaning.

Guo Jia knew it well: This is revenge for last night. I don't know what this plum has planned. If you want to say that it won't hurt me enough, but it is sure to teach me a lesson and make fun of it.

Anyway, it was a disaster, Guo Jia didn't even look at the thin wooden stick on the plate, he just reached out and picked up the top plum and put it in his mouth.

yeah?Guo Jia didn't taste any strange taste as he imagined, on the contrary, it was delicious, and he hasn't tasted such a satisfying taste for a long time.Simply take another one to eat.

The visitor's eyes were almost protruding: "Guo...Guo Jijiu..."

"Well, what's the matter?" Guo Jia started to eat the third one.

"You don't think..."

"What do you think? It's delicious." Guo Jia added after thinking about it, "It would be better if the core was removed."

Nu Xin could see that the person's expression was wrong, and she also wondered in her heart that there was nothing wrong with the plum. Thinking of this, she hurried up and forked a plum into her mouth.

As soon as she recognized the smell, Nu Xin spit it out immediately, and at the same time, the facial features on her face almost shriveled together, she understood everything: "Sour...why is it so sour! Sikong sent such sour Meizi, how do you eat this!"

"Is it sour? Isn't it sour? It's good for me?" Guo Jia looked at Nu Xin strangely, "Do you still eat it? I'll eat it if you don't."

"Ahem... Mister, you can eat it by yourself, this... it's so sour that you can't eat it."

The little official who was waiting for the reward just watched Guo Jia eat all the sour and exaggerated plums with relish, and at the end, when he returned the plate, he didn't forget to ask him to say that Guo Jia was very grateful for Sikong's reward.

The author has something to say:

The communication between Guo Jia and Boss Cao was indeed much smoother than that of ordinary people. Cheng Yu couldn’t persuade Boss Cao to go to Guo Jia instead. The author remembered that this was true. Where did he read it... At that time, the author also lamented the history You are the master of yy.

It was not Boss Cao who laughed at Shen Zhengnan, but Mao Zonggang, a Qing Dynasty man, when he commented on "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

The author is also very entangled in the cp of Senior Sister Guo...but finally decided not to judge Guo.

Sister Guo said that "since ancient times there has been no precedent for unifying the world from south to north" from the perspective of the Three Kingdoms era. As of the Three Kingdoms period, this proposition has been established.It wasn't until Zhu Yuanzhang in the Ming Dynasty gave a counterexample. Of course, it didn't take long for his son Zhu Di to take the initiative to rearrange the order from north to south.As of now, except for Zhu Yuanzhang, the order of China's unification is from north to south.

The radish that Guo Jia eats is just radish...the cabbage that has appeared several times...is Chinese cabbage...these names are really a powerful weapon.