The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

Guo Jia felt that she might be in a coma for a short time, but she couldn't say how long this short time was.This is the characteristic of liberal arts students.For example, if Zhuge is changed, she will definitely tell you that her biological clock is about a few minutes, and she may add a sentence at the end: "This is based on the original world I am in as the reference system."

But Guo Jia is very able to face the reality. She was shocked when she saw the costumes of the people holding sickles and the like in the distance, and then looked around to find no cameras. She knew that she had crossed.She remembered that Zhuge had mentioned to them that she was tinkering with the time machine, and it seemed that she had succeeded.

Guo Jia is very grateful for the subjects he has minored in, which are useful today.Those people wore very standard clothes, cross-collared right lapels, coarse cloth clothes, and turbans. The colors were either dark or light, but there were no extremely bright colors, which showed that this was an era when dyeing was still very underdeveloped.What really allowed Guo Jia to roughly determine the age was the pants of those people.Uh, it can’t be called trousers, it should be called hakama, it’s the prototype of trousers, without crotch, it is used to protect the legs, so the knees and ankles are still tied up.

So it should be the Han Dynasty now.The fact that the ancients did not have underwear is largely the reason for the popularity of squatting. Otherwise, they would have a good time, so Liu Yezhu deliberately stretched his legs to see the Confucian scholars, so that he would make the other party feel ashamed and humiliated—ah, just like the current exhibitionism Same behavior.

But the Han Dynasty lasted for 400 years - when is it now?

Guo Jia comforted himself in his heart: It would be good if he knew about the age, at least he would not expect extravagant peanuts, peppers, and tomatoes.Oh, yes, there are probably very few stir-fried dishes, they are all boiled, and the condiments are basically ignored except salty and sour, and it is rare for common people to eat meat.

Guo Jia looked at himself again, and felt that the most urgent thing to do was to get himself some clothes. This T-shirt, denim jacket, trench coat and half-high heels were too eye-catching, and his hair had to be tied up even if he didn't comb it, otherwise he would be a monster.

Then Guo Jia did the first thing she felt at ease when she came to this new world-she touched a small village, and then stole clothes on two wooden poles from a certain house... The reason why the two wooden poles They stole them all because there was a set of men's and women's clothes on it. Guo Jia thought it would be better to have more choices.

This experience led Guo Jia to make two conclusions: First, the ancients really attached great importance to farming time. It was ten o’clock in the morning when they looked at the sun. I went down to help.Second, the environment in ancient times was really good. There were trees and grass, and where the land was not cultivated, the grass could even grow as tall as a person. Objectively, it was convenient for theft, and it was so easy to hide.

Guo Jia dragged the clothes into the grass, patted the bugs around her, and picked up the women's dress, which was petite and had a fringe at the neckline, which was what she intended to wear.But history always uses countless chances to mislead people into thinking about inevitability, and the incident at this time is probably one of them—Guo Jia heard the sound of horseshoes.

Black clothes, fish-scale armor, leather jacket, ring-headed knife, big "Cao" on the black halberd flag, and a black horse with a mottled coat. Come to think of it - cavalry, the type of arms is not the point, the point is to run quickly!

No matter which dynasty or generation, the war is very serious.

Guo Jia picked up a few clothes and ran, wherever there was too much grass, the insects could no longer care about them.

Fortunately, these cavalry were not here to plunder, but were probably passing by. The team of more than [-] people quickly disappeared, and the ground not far away became calm again. People should do what they should do.

But this experience is also enough to teach Guo Jia a lesson and prompt her to make a decision - this is not a stable time and place, as a woman, walking alone is very dangerous, so she decisively picked up men's clothing, Start, start, change!

Guo Jia is having a bad time, very bad, every second is painful, but generally speaking, there is no story that does not skip time.For example, on TV, a man and a woman embrace each other and fall down, a close-up of the candle, and then the next day dawn, who cares about how you spend the night, even if you are serious, the radio and television will not pass it.There are also commonly used subtitles such as "after xx".But in the final analysis, this is just an omission in literature, and you are not allowed to omit it in real life. Time passes unhurriedly and does not depend on people's objective will.

Guo Jia deserves to be a student of literature, and this consideration is so philosophical.

During these days, Guo Jia accomplished several important things.The first is to wrap the stolen clothes in a package that has been modified from a skirt, and the second is to steal food from other people’s kitchens at night with peace of mind, and the thief never leaves. Anyone who sees something that is probably edible To go along.

But even so, Guo Jia was still often hungry.There are two reasons. One is that this place is not very stable. Since ancient times in China, there is a tradition of not panicking when you have food in your hand, so every household hides the food reserves, not to guard against thieves but also against soldiers; How many times have I suffered from military disasters, and I really have very little food.

For the first time in her life, Guo Jia was so hungry that she swallowed alfalfa root and raw corn, oh, it was millet mixed in the stream, and she swore that if she saw Zhuge, no matter where it was, she would make her regret giving birth.

Now Guo Jia is gnawing on an extremely rare piece of blackened dead dough pancake, walking aimlessly with unkempt hair and face. Of course, she doesn't just know how to steal and eat. position.

In June of the first year of Chuping, near Hangu Pass in Kanto.It took Guo Jia a long time to politely ask this sentence from an old woodcutter, which made her almost smash the Lino fruit that she had found so easily. Meow's apples are apples!Change a waistcoat and still know you!The first year of Chuping is a fart year, where is Kanto?Are you sure I didn't wear it to Japan?I've heard of Hangu Pass, but it's like I've never heard of it. My geography has always been barely passable. I can't memorize the 35 modern provinces, and I can't even memorize ancient place names?Zhuge, you intend to play with me to death, right?

I can’t blame Guo Jia for being crazy. She always hated memorizing history timetables. Her high marks in history classes were all based on famous events in history, just like not recognizing street signs and relying on landmark buildings to remember roads.So she angrily pushed a young lady who was holding a scalpel and combing her hair, and asked in an annoyed voice if any major incidents had happened recently.Xiaozheng looked at the elder brother with messy hair, muddy face and ill-fitting muddy clothes to a certain extent, trembling, and it took a long time to say that the Jiang girl from the Zhang family in the village had escaped back the day before yesterday.Because her husband died, he was beheaded by Taishi Dong's soldiers and hung in front of the horse. A group of women were tied up and put on the cart. Jiangnu escaped by pretending to be dead.Speaking of Grand Master Dong, the little emperor who had just ascended the throne was terrified to death.

Guo Jia let go of Xiao Zhengtai, this time the amount of information is enough.The eldest daughter of the Zhang family should have fled back from Meiwu, which was Dong Zhuo's territory. From Dong Zhuo's unscrupulous behavior and the title of the young emperor who had just ascended the throne, the young emperor Liu Bian should have been killed, and the current emperor is Han Xiandi Liu Xie, Liu Bian died probably in late winter and early spring, around February, and now it is June.Then the princes of the towns should have joined forces to prepare for the conquest—eh? !Guo Jia was shocked by his own hindsight. Isn't this the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and the beginning of the Three Kingdoms!

Guo Jia felt a "hum" in her head. She didn't feel that this year was passionate and beautiful at all. As a person who had read through the 24th history and understood a lot of historical materials, she had no respect for troubled times. Any hero meeting For the yy of future generations, the most popular thing these days is not heroes who cherish each other, but countless lifeless people who are used as cannon fodder.What's more, it's a transmigration person like me who has no background, no possessions, and no life experience!

Sun Tzu said: put it to death and live later.Guo Jia suddenly developed infinite courage after a short period of panic, fear and despair.It's already like this anyway!I want to live!This idea gave Guo Jia infinite pride, she made up her mind, asked the direction of Jingzhou, and headed all the way to the place where the probability of survival in Fengrao An Ding was infinitely close to 50%.

But Guo Jia didn't go fast.There are many reasons for this. Soldiers are everywhere, so you need to be very careful; there is also a terrible problem, that is, there is no money.Even if Guo Jia is very nerdy, and as long as conditions permit, she regards nerd as a career in her life, it must be based on the fact that she can have food, clothes, and a house to live in. Otherwise, why are you nerdy?Running naked on the street hungry?In modern society, people are shot because of this, let alone the Three Kingdoms era.So Guo Jia was forced to walk all the way and do part-time jobs. Later, relying on his knowledge of ancient prose, he was able to get by, and he could write letters in official script and small seal script for others. She gave her a robe to wear, and Guo Jia washed her face and combed her hair and put on the robe, which was a bit bookish, but the hair couldn't be tied into a bun, because she couldn't learn how to do it.

When walking around to Xingyang, Guo Jia finally had some good luck. A family with a good livelihood invited her to be a teacher. After thinking about it, Guo Jia seemed to be good at studying, and needed a tutor wherever he went.I simply stayed there, the host was very generous, and took care of food and housing, with a monthly fee of 200 five baht.Guo Jia was just surprised by the other party's generosity, but soon she knew the reason: Dong Zhuo ordered the five baht coins to be abolished and replaced with small coins. This family has saved too much five baht coins. Change it, it's useless to leave it alone.Just when Guo Jia came, I gave it all to her.

I really wanted to curse - but Guo Jia held back.Fortunately, there is a black market every year, and the people can always improve their situation spontaneously, so Guo Jia went out to find someone to exchange money. Naturally, he had to suffer a bit, but anyway, there are people in charge of the food, and the money is not very useful——Guo Jia He ran to the wine shop with that little money.

The restaurants at that time were not like the restaurants we have now. They had several floors and the windows were bright and clean. The ordinary ones were just low houses. When you go in, pick up a few tables and sit down on your knees.If you are willing to pay more, there is also a place similar to the private seat-it is nothing more than separating the four sides with straw curtains.Guo Jiacai didn't waste the money, so he found a place to sit down solemnly, and called the shopkeeper for wine and food.The store owner was very enthusiastic, and asked warmly, "Sir, you are so kind, what would you like to eat today?" Guo Jia didn't dare to ask for wine after thinking about it, so he asked the price, and ordered two dishes of shredded vegetables. The tofu was also fresh and delicious, and he thoughtfully bought The water was chilled.The shopkeeper was attentive and asked what kind of dry food and snacks he wanted. Guo Jia said without thinking, "Steamed buns."

Looking at the shopkeeper's hesitant expression, Guo Jia suddenly figured it out. There were no steamed buns at this time, and the steamed buns with stuffing were created after Zhuge Nanzheng. "Ah...anything is fine, just eat whatever you want."

The store even claimed that "Wei" was going down. Guo Jia picked up the glass of water that the store had provided at the beginning and drank it slowly.Although there was tea in the Han Dynasty, it was not common, and it was eaten as a dish. Tea is called "Shui'er", which is not a way of hospitality, and ordinary people don't use it.To some extent, tea is far less universal than wine.But the wine is also very weak. People like Guo Jia who can't even drink a bottle of beer in real life can finally feel proud when they come here. The wine can be drunk like water, but it will be troublesome if you drink too much. Because they are all brewed from grain, it is easy to get on top.Moreover, the current world is too chaotic, food is expensive, and wine production costs food. It would not be surprising if the country bans alcohol one day.

Just as Guo Jia was thinking, someone left the table and walked up to Guo Jia and bowed to him. Guo Jia was startled, put down the bamboo cup in his hand and stood up to return the salute.This person has an ordinary appearance, but Eguanbo belt also has the unique temperament of a scholar. I just heard him say: "Just now, I heard that the gentleman said that he wanted steamed buns. I don't know what it is. The Central Plains don't hear about this thing. If you dare to ask, you are from the side." foreign?"

Guo Jiaxin said it was bad, and I would have thought about it a few times before I knew it, but I had no choice but to bite the bullet and answer: "Exactly. I just came back from traveling in Hudi. Hu dolls eat this food. I have the honor to taste it. It is very delicious."

The man was also surprised when he heard Guo Jia say that he had traveled to Hudi. He twirled his mustache, bowed again, and said that his surname was Guo, his first name was Tu, his courtesy name was Gongze, and he was from Yingchuan.

Guo Jia vaguely remembered seeing this name when he was reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but he couldn't remember the person's life history. As for where Yingchuan was, it was no different from Mars. Jia, the word Fengxiao.Then there are "long-awaited and long-awaited" and "dare not dare".

Guo Tu invited Guo Jia to the "Elegant Seat" for a talk, and Guo Jia caught a glimpse of flesh in the gap between the straw curtains, and happily agreed, and went in proudly.Guo Tu then asked about his parents in his hometown. Guo Jia made up these words once when he was hired as a tutor. , Now that my mother is in the church, I have just been weak, and I should be filial, but my mother often scolds me that "a man born in the world should not make a name for himself", so he travels around to study.

Guo Tu was deeply moved when he heard this, and repeatedly praised Guo Jia's mother for being righteous and reasonable. He went around for a long time and asked Guo Jia where he could get a job.Guo Jia said that I was just a tutor, teaching a kid to read "Poetry" every day.Guo Tu asked: "Do you know what happened recently? Dong Thief murdered the young emperor and his mother, sooner or later he had the intention of usurping him. Yuan Gongxing's righteous soldiers wanted to fight against him, and the banner pointed at him, and everyone obeyed. Now that the four parties have gathered and respected him as the leader of the alliance, sooner or later Slaying the traitor makes great things happen.”

Guo Jia didn't like to hear such words, so he sneered: "Not necessarily."

Guo Tu was not surprised: "Why?"

Guo Jiaxin said don't say that I know the result of your alliance. I just don't know the history and I don't like you: "How long has Yuan Gong been in the alliance? How many times have you fought with Dong Zhuo? Listening to orders? There are too many people to control, and each has its own thoughts and calculations. Although it is powerful, it is ultimately useless."

Guo Tu nodded: "Your words are true. But I don't know how to break Dong thief according to your intentions?"

Just as Guo Jia was about to speak, someone came over laughing and raised the straw curtain: "Your Majesty has been waiting for a long time!"

There were two people who came, the one in front was tall, thin but energetic, with a smile on his face, and the one behind—the one behind made Guo Jia’s eyes shine—a handsome guy!And it is the most appreciated trend in modern society!To put it bluntly, it’s just a little boy...but he is beautiful, clean, and has a good temperament—Guo Jia looked at himself, and deeply felt that the other party was tall, rich and handsome, but he was a dick...

Of course Guo Tu didn't know what Guo Jia was thinking, he went up to him and cupped his hands: "Zhong Zhi, Wen Ruo!"

They bowed to each other and sat down, both of them looked at Guo Jia with questioning eyes, but Guo Jia was generous enough to let them watch and look back.

Guo Tu hastily introduced, these two are Xin Ping Xin Zhongzhi, that is Xun Yu and Xun Wenruo, this is...

Xun Wenruo!Guo Jia heard this right away. In history, Xun Yu and Guo Jia were both counselors of Cao Cao, so he must know that the famous Guo Jia is broken. It seems that this word he borrowed lazily will be returned...

Guo Jia didn't know what was going on in her head at the time, but she stubbornly decided that Guo Tu must not be allowed to say her own words. In desperation, she grabbed Xun Yu's hand: "Do you know that there is Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao in the world?"

Now not only Xun Yu, but also Guo Tuxin was stunned on the spot.

It was Xun Yu who was the first to react, and said with a smile, "I'll find out today."

Guo Tu also smiled: "Feng Xiao is unrestrained and unrestrained, with a charming temperament."

Ah?This time it was Guo Jia's turn to be dazed, as if, what did they do wrong?I originally wanted to ask Xun Yu if he knew someone named Guo Jia, why did it seem to be a self-introduction?Still kind of crazy.

What is unintentional insertion, Guo Jia felt like crying.

Reluctantly sat down, talked about the warmth and coldness, everyone started to eat, talking while eating, Guo Tu glanced at Guo Jia, and talked about the conversation with Guo Jia just now with a lot of meaning.Both Xun Yu and Xin Ping expressed a certain interest in what Guo Jia said, at least on the surface.

Guo Jia had no choice but to continue the topic just now: "Dong Zhuo is cruel, but his power will not last long. Besides, I heard that he rewarded and punished his soldiers without restraint. People don't remember his rewards but complain about his punishments, and the punishments are very heavy. .Sooner or later, there will be people who have different ideas. You can wait for the change, and within a few months, there will be retribution."

Xin Ping snorted, obviously looking down on this conclusion.Guo Tu just smiled.Guo Jia didn't think much of it, she understood very well, if she hadn't known it in advance, she wouldn't have believed it.Who would have believed that procrastination could lead to a result? Back then, the Celestial Dynasty and Dongying were fighting for the island. After procrastinating for a long time, everyone bet on whether to fight or not. In the end, it was nothing.

Only Xun Yu looked at Guo Jia without saying a word. Guo Jia looked at Xun Yu and thought that Xun Lingjun's eyes were really beautiful. It's rare for a man to have such a pair of peach blossom eyes. With the knife-cut sideburns and the transformed eyebrows, there is nothing at all. Er Meiqi, looking very dignified.

"Drink and drink." Guo Tu greeted everyone.

Then there is eating and drinking.

Guo Jia ate and drank carelessly, anyway, he didn't pay for it himself, so he ate.

Xun Yu was sitting across from him, looking at Guo Jia from time to time, which made Guo Jia feel a little embarrassed.After finally finishing the banquet, the four of them came outside the restaurant to say goodbye.Xin Ping and Guo Tu left first, and Guo Jia thought he had to go back to check the brat's homework, but was stopped by Xun Yu: "Please stay with me."

Guo Jia stopped: "What's wrong?"

Xun Yu looked at her brightly: "Feng Xiao thinks, what about the generals under Yuan Gong?"

Guo Jia also looked at Xun Yu, thinking that she might have drunk a little too much, she stretched out her hand to push back the loose hair in front, and asked, "Where is General Cao Mengde now stationed?"

Xun Yu seemed quite surprised, and it took him a long time to say: "Xiang was defeated by Xu Rong, shot in the middle of the arrow, recovered from his injuries, and is now stationed in Hanoi County."

Guo Jia nodded, turned and left.In fact, she doesn't care where Cao Cao is, she just wants to know where is the natural Guo Jia Guo Fengxiao whose name was stolen by her?

Xun Yu has been looking at Guo Jia's back from behind, his eyes are a bit complicated.

The author has something to say:

Senior Sister Guo is very adaptable, of course, another way of saying it is the length of the reflection arc.