The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

As soon as Guo Jia arrived in Caoying, something bad happened.

At night, she drank too much and had a little hypoglycemia, and was sleeping in a dream. In the dream, the little Cao Pi who was in his early teens followed her obediently. She took out a lollipop to lure Zhengtai with a smile, and then I heard Cao Pi yelling "Mom—"

Guo Jia woke up with fright.

When I woke up, I felt that something was wrong. The torches outside the sleeping tent were shaking, and the soldiers shouted and ordered.Then Nu Xin rushed in with her hair loose and her clothes on: "Mr. Guo, there are assassins! There are assassins!"

Guo Jia also panicked, her first reaction was to wrap her head in a quilt and get under the bed, but she fell to the ground and realized that it was a couch. "Explanation" says: "The couch is long and narrow, and it is said to be collapsed but close to the ground."At that moment, Guo Jia had the desire to take an ax to repair himself a modern bed—a modern bed is really a good thing, a must-have for home travel, and the first choice for cheating and hiding.Guo Jia suddenly understood why couches were gradually eliminated. She thought that if she could go back with this idea, she could write a paper to fool her tutor.

Nu Xin rushed over and grabbed Guo Jia's wrist. She didn't know how she could see the wrist in such a dim light and Guo Jia was still wrapped around her. This night vision is excellent.

"Sir, don't you want to see General Cao?"

Guo Jiaxin said that a dead fellow Taoist is not a poor Taoist, I can't even take care of myself and go to see him?As a five-good employee, I don't pay much attention to who the boss is.

Nu Xin still refused to let go, so Guo Jia had no choice but to say: "No! There are so many people around him to be afraid of! I am in a much more dangerous situation than him!"

Nu Xin was astonished, as if hearing this saying for the first time: "You just came, General Cao is in danger, and you are not here, what will General Cao think of you? Mr. Xun and Mr. Cheng have already left!"

"What does it matter to me whether they go or not? I won't go!"

In the stalemate, Guo Jia felt a gust of cold wind blowing, she looked at the entrance of the sleeping tent, and gasped.

What kind of luck is this today? Why is that guy in black who can vaguely see a large dark red bloodstain here?This...this...couldn't be the legendary assassin?

Thinking of this, Guo Jia felt that God had abandoned him—why did the assassins come here!Shouldn't he be in Cao Cao's bedroom at this time?

Nu Xin also saw it, and she was much calmer than Guo Jia. She stretched out her hand to stop Guo Jia, and shouted: "Who are you! How dare you trespass on the military camp! Come..." Nu Xin intended to call for help, but she didn't expect Guo Jia quickly covered her mouth with a sharp eye, and then Guo Jia smiled obsequiously for the other party to see, regardless of whether the other party could see clearly: "Well... big brother... you want to find General Cao, go out and turn left to the third That's the tent."

The assassin froze there for five seconds without saying a word. It was probably the first time he met Guo Jia who sold out his new boss without hesitation.

"Well... I'm not General Cao. I really don't lie to you. You don't look like me. I just came here today. I don't even have an official position. It's useless if you kill me. Of course. , I’m sorry to let you run empty-handed, isn’t it...? As long as you don’t kill me, I can show you a way or something... Do you think it’s fair?”

The assassin continued to be stunned for five seconds.

Nu Xin took the opportunity to break free and shouted loudly: "Come on! The assassin is here! There is an assassin..."

The assassin finally came back to his senses, and the knife in his hand gleamed coldly and slashed at Guo Jia and Nu Xin who were entangled by the couch.

Guo Jia was also anxious, kicked Nu Xin away, and covered her head and face with the sheet wrapped around her body.Then I started throwing pillows, purses, shoes, hairpins, scabbards... yeah?Guo Jiagang discovered that he had a sword.

It took less than 2 minutes to toss, which was enough for the soldiers outside.A group of people rushed in with spears, halberds and long sticks. Guo Jia faced the men in the room and was thankful that the ancients wore obscene clothes.

The assassin was captured, and Cao Cao interrogated the prisoner overnight and sympathized with the victim.Guo Jia watched the man in black being tried in the big tent with a lack of interest—thinking in his heart that this is so interesting, he might as well let me go back to sleep.

The man in black didn't admit who he was, but he didn't kill himself by biting his tongue either - how could it be so easy to kill himself by biting his tongue, Guo Jia angrily thought that novels were all lies.In this world, there was a time when it was suddenly popular to discuss "1 ways to die". When she sat down with Zhou Yu, Sima Zhuge and others to discuss, Zhuge often provided technical support.Speaking of suicide by biting his tongue, Zhuge said that this method is actually not very reliable.First of all, it must be ensured that the part bitten off cannot be small-scale, but the specific wound data that caused the death is currently too small to make an accurate judgment.What is certain is that the closer the bite is to the root of the tongue, that is, the larger the wound, the higher the success rate of suicide.Suicide caused by tongue biting is nothing more than three situations: 2. Die from pain.Don't underestimate the pain, it will really kill you.The tongue is densely covered with pain-sensing nerves, causing painful shock. 3. Death due to excessive blood loss. The tongue is muscular and densely covered with blood vessels, and it is difficult to stop bleeding after bleeding. [-]. The bitten off tongue may cause death by suffocation.To sum up, if a person is very pain-tolerant and is dealt with and treated in time, then the time to be rescued is relatively sufficient.

Guo Jia thought impatiently, simply put it in one sentence: it is unreliable to kill yourself by biting your tongue.

Cao Cao didn't get any results from the trial, which was expected.Xiahoudun (the first thing Guo Jia remembers here is him, the one-eyed one is so easy to recognize, and the injury suffered in the battle between Puyang and Lu Bu, Guo Jia thinks it was last year.) stepped forward and told: This person is unknown, even He didn't have any weapons of his own, and when he came to the barracks, he snatched the weapons of the soldiers, and he didn't have any badges or other things on his body to prove his service, so he must have been bought casually for the assassination.That being the case, it is impossible for the person who bought him to be some big shot.

Xun Yu wanted to say something, but Cao Cao waved his hand and turned to Guo Jia, who was standing beside him with almost long hair, "What does Feng Xiao think?"

Guo Jia didn't even think about it: "It's better to continue the trial. This person has a lot of background, and the person behind him is not someone who is waiting for nothing."

Xiahoudun felt a little overwhelmed: "May the sir enlighten me."

"General Xiahou said that it was a well-designed trap by the client behind this person. It's just that the design was too careful and there were many loopholes. If it was really an assassin who was found at random and made a trip in a hurry, how could he not leave any physical evidence on him? At least some money, right? He didn’t bring anything with him, just because he was afraid that we would know his identity. The same goes for weapons. How could an assassin not use the weapon he is good at? Even a farmer can bring a hatchet. He knows how to grab weapons It is very likely to fail and still do this, it can only show that this person is extremely confident in this act, has extraordinary martial arts skills, and does not bring his own weapons, just to avoid revealing his identity. Such a meticulous plan is only to hide his identity, this person must be extraordinary—— —" Guo Jia kicked the kneeling man on the ground, "Hey, tell me, who sent you here?"

The man still didn't speak.

"Look, I've been exposed and I still insist on refusing to talk about it—could it be possible for such a good professionalism to be achieved by an assassin who is randomly recruited?"

silence.

"My lord, the words of filial piety are justified. If you don't torture him right away, you will know the origin." Cheng Yu turned around and saluted Cao Cao.

At this time, the assassin laughed strangely: "I have heard for a long time that there are many capable people in Mr. Cao's tent, and today seeing is believing! Mr. Feng Xiao can speak eloquently—it's better to tell the truth about what you said in the tent just now." How about Mr. Cao? You begged me for mercy, and even more wanted to lead the way for me to assassinate Mr. Cao, why don’t you tell me carefully at this time?”

As soon as this remark came out, the four people were all shocked.

Guo Jia was an exception, and Guo Jia was not surprised at all: "Okay, you can still think of discord at this time, if you haven't undergone strict training, I will take your surname. Is there anything I can't say to you in public? I You can also let Nu Xin come as circumstantial evidence, it is true that I am greedy for life and afraid of death, and I want to guide you—so what?"

It is a very serious matter to have a heart attack when you first arrive. Guo Jia did not shy away from it at all, which is a more serious matter, so everyone was silent like an assassin.

Only Cao Cao laughed loudly: "Happy filial piety! Frank and upright, the behavior of a gentleman! You come to assassinate, and you are a lone master and minister, but you don't know that all the ministers are wise people, and they will do what they say!"

Guo Jia thought: Actually, I was really begging for mercy, as a leader... I don’t really want to be a leader, mainly because I don’t have a chance to be a leader.Cao Cao just excused me by saying that I was trying to stabilize the assassin and catch him... Forget it, I'd better not pretend.

Cao Cao ordered the assassin to be dragged down for interrogation, and Xun Yu stood up again: "Master, this man is stubborn, so he will not speak up. However, Yu knows where he came from by observing his words and deeds. Don't bother the Lord to impose punishment."

Cao Cao nodded: "Your Majesty, please try to say it."

Xun Yu circled around the assassin: "Your master is not a human being. You can't win because of grudges, so you behave like a villain. On the golden palace, how can you see the emperor—" Xun Yu suddenly stopped talking and turned to Cao Cao : "My lord, this person was sent by the rest of the Yellow Turban."

Guo Jia said in his heart, Xun Yu, you are clearly defrauding the other party, your words are vague, and then you observe the person's expression - it is a bit obvious that the person is disdainful when he hears the name of the emperor.

In February, Cao Cao attacked He Yi, Liu Pi, Huang Shao, He Man and other units of the Yellow Turban Army, and Xu County was also defeated at that time.So it is reasonable for them to envy, envy and hate, and want to send someone to assassinate them if they can't beat them.

What should the assassin do after the trial? Everyone took it as a normal thing. Guo Jia asked Xun Yu: Wen Ruo, has any important person been assassinated recently?Xun Yu said: "Yuan Shao met once not long ago."

No wonder.

Cao Cao’s event to welcome Emperor Han was not so smooth. Guo Jia didn’t remember this history very well. She wasn’t sure what the process was like, so she only remembered the result.So when Cao Hong went to Luoyang to pick up Emperor Han, Guo Jia was a little surprised when his minister Dong Cheng stopped him.

Dong Cheng didn't want Cao Cao to participate in this power-dividing game at all, so he didn't let Cao Hong's Qin King's division enter the city, and he didn't let Cao Hong enter the city either. It's not that Cao Hong didn't think about going in--read again Looking at the city defense of Luoyang, it is the capital city after all, it is not worth it to attack hard because the losses are too great, and if it fails, it will have the reputation of intending to kill the king, so he came back after hitting a hard nail.

"Dong Cheng has lived enough." Guo Jia slapped the black pieces on the chessboard, and Xun Yu looked at the messy chessboard and smiled wryly: "Feng Xiao, you can't play like this, you will lose immediately if you play like this."

"It doesn't matter if I lose the game of chess. I feel sorry for Dong Cheng's daughter. I heard that his daughter was called a beauty by the emperor? It's a crime. It's just bad luck to follow this kind of father."

Xun Yu has gotten used to Guo Jia's frequent jumping thinking, so his attention is still on the chessboard.Guo Jia has always played chess without rules, and she will steal chess pieces if she is not paying attention.

When Cao Cao convened another military meeting, someone suggested that, like Yuan Shao, it would be fine to give up the Han Emperor. Anyway, he is a puppet, and what is the value of being robbed by unknown pawns?

Guo Jia insisted on honoring Emperor Han, and Xun Yu and Cheng Yu also meant the same.Cao Cao asked what to say specifically, Guo Jia said I don't know, really don't laugh, you have a good way to say it, anyway, I don't have one, my suggestion is to wait and see what happens.

All the people present at the meeting laughed, except Cheng Yu who didn't smile, and glared at Guo Jia. Guo Jia didn't see it, and Xun Yu was left standing by. compatible.A confidant is an enemy and a colleague is an enemy. This kind of drama is not just used by the director to make the best use of the drama to beat the ratings. It also exists objectively. How to say, art comes from the high life in life.Cheng Yu really understood Guo Jia, that's why he took Guo Jia's words seriously, and was only angry that Guo Jia didn't work hard enough to make suggestions.Guo Jia also really understands Cheng Yu, that's why he chooses to ignore it, anyway, you are just angry.

Guo Jia's suggestion is actually the result of a social science class function that she and Zhuge completed together. Guo Jia hopes that everything in this world can be classified, and then all classes have one-to-one mapping functions.There are two problems to be solved by this model: first, you have to separate out all the categories without duplication or omission; second, the functions you give must be mapped one by one.For example: "Talk to people when you see people, talk to ghosts when you see people" is a typical classification function, but this function is incomplete because it doesn't mention what "not a person is not a ghost".At the beginning, Zhuge simulated the social science function of this common saying and tried to divide it into many categories. In the end, he thought it was comprehensive enough, but Guo Jia suddenly interjected: "What should I say when I don't know what to say?" Zhuge thought about it Three days, on the fourth morning, with red eyes, he came to Guo Jia with a pile of paper vibrating like an electrocardiogram: "The conclusion given by the computer is: tell the truth." Guo Jia looked at Zhuge, worried that it was in the hands of the girl Will there be a real-life version of "Terminator"?

When you don't know what to do, think about what to do.Although the result was calculated by a computer, Guo Jia felt that it made sense and tried it repeatedly.When you can't write a paper, you don't write it, and your tutor doesn't write it in a hurry. Anyway, there are many people in this world who are eager to deal with the mess.When I was asked in the report, if I could not do it, I would say no, if you scold me, if you scold me, I will not take it seriously.When you get stuck in the defense, you get stuck, even if you stand in front of the slides and don't say a word, someone will smooth things over.If you don’t want to give the degree, you will continue to mess around with cheap canteens and dormitories at school...

For Guo Jia, when he doesn’t know what to do, he doesn’t do anything. Anyway, Lord Time must find a way to keep the world going.Of course, if Zhuge thinks about this problem, she will collect a large number of samples for screening and analysis, and then use statistical methods to draw... the same conclusion.

You see, in fact, what materialism and idealism are fighting for, everyone leads to the same goal by different routes.Zhuge Weixin came to such a conclusion, and Guo Jia's answer was "You first integrate the Grand Unified Theory and the Grand Chaos Theory before you say such a thing."

Right now, Guo Jia recalls a lot of things—she misses those people in Sanhe University of Technology, but it's only for a moment.She asked everyone to wait and see what happened, which is actually an elegant version of the saying without tossing. This saying has an implicit trigger skill [I will not change, but the enemy will change].

Half a month later, Yilang Dong Zhao secretly sent someone to deliver a letter to Cao Cao. No one knew about it except for the advisers close to Cao Cao and a few generals who were related to him.Dong Zhao is a very knowledgeable person, he is optimistic about Cao Cao, knowing that Cao Hong has hit a wall in welcoming the emperor, so he wrote to Cao Cao saying that the matter of welcoming the emperor is on my shoulders.Xun Yu, Xun You, Cheng Yu, etc. were all racking their brains to think about the process of this matter. Only Guo Jia didn't even think about it. When Cao Cao asked, she said she didn't know. Some people worry about it, we are happy to eat ready-made ones.Everyone suspected that Guo Jia had hidden something. Guo Jia felt that she was wronged, but she really didn't know.

Another half month later, the imperial edict came down, and Cao Cao became the general of Zhendong, inheriting his father's title of Marquis Fei Ting.After inquiring carefully, we knew that it was played by Yang Fengbiao. Everyone was still wondering why Yang Feng would speak for Cao Cao. Dong Zhao wrote: It turned out that he wrote to Yang Feng in the name of Cao Cao to ask for foreign aid and support Yang Feng, who was in charge of the army. Feng also promised to take care of logistics.

Guo Jia and Xun Yu drank, and then told Xun Yu to pay more attention to logistics, because he would soon use troops against Yang Feng.Xun Yu has long seen the way of this, Li Jue and Guo Si have a good sense of sight.

Not long after, the internal power struggle in Luoyang City intensified, and Dong Cheng took the initiative to secretly summon Cao Cao to join the court. Guo Jia yawned: He Jin Dong Zhuo has a good sense of sight, and you are getting less and less creative, Lord of History.

But Cao Cao did not enter the court immediately.Guo Jia thought that maybe he hoped to use his own external cause to make the faction struggle in the court more intense?

After a few days, Guo Jia knew what was going on. June was a perfect day when it was good, but it was a mess when it was bad.Everyone said to watch Guxiu on June [-]th. Guo Jia was lying on the bed in a good weather and playing Jiugong chess with Nu Xin, while listening absent-mindedly to Xun Yu talking about political gossip.

In fact, it is Liu Huangshu's history of repeated defeats and repeated battles.Yuan Shu attacked Liu Bei in Xuzhou from Huainan.

While Guo Jia was trying to teach his daughter Xin how to play more advanced three-moon chess, he told Xun Yu that Liu Bei was not an easy man, but he had been accumulating escape experience almost all his life, so don’t underestimate him, artistic escape is not Anyone can learn it.In the past, Liu Bang was defeated by Xiang Yu several times, and after winning Han Xin, he won the next battle.At present, Liu Bei needs to collect some more experience points, I am familiar with this part.If there are no mistakes in a large area, there will be changes soon. Zhang Fei, who is guarding the xiapi, will kill Tao Qian and Cao Bao, causing Lu Bu to take down the pi.Liu Bei failed to rescue him and was defeated. Then he fought Yuan Shu again and was defeated again. After surrendering to Lu Bu, he lived in Xiaopei.Yuan Shu sent Ji Ling to attack Liu Bei again, and Liu Bei asked Lu Bu to intervene, so—uh, Wen Ruo, did I talk too much?

No, Feng Xiao, what you said is very interesting, as if I saw it with my own eyes.

Guo Jia likes Xun Yu's demeanor very much, and never doubts her because of her god-like attitude.It is actually very hard to be a straightforward person in the world. The attitude of straightforwardness has always been an attitude that needs to be protected, and it has high requirements for the environment.Guo Jia had Zhou Yu, Sima Zhuge, and Zhao Yun in the original world, and Xun Yu, Cheng Yu, and maybe Cao Cao. This is her luck.

Seeing that Guo Jia has been stuck there, Xun Yu couldn't help asking her: "Keep talking, Feng Xiao, what will happen in the end?"

Guo Jia put down the chess pieces in his hand: "Should we...shall we make preparations to meet Liu Xuande?"

The author has something to say:

Writing about Senior Sister Guo's experience is always pleasant, so Sister Guo, you die later, let's delay a few more scenes.