The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

"The tongue of the temple is bright and the lotus is shining, when will the living people be safe..."

The singing of "The Prime Minister of Shu" was circling around his ears, and Zhuge Liang's heart became angry when he heard it in a daze, and he kicked it out.

Get out of your mother's tongue!You are so eloquent!Your whole family is eloquent!

"Hey hey hey! What are you doing! Wake up! Wake up!"

Boss Zhuge Liang reluctantly opened his eyes.

The next second she was fully awake.

What's the situation!

Her two hands could not move at all, and they were tied to both ends of the bed, one left and one right, like a "one" character, but fortunately her legs were still free.

Wait, bed!

There was no bed in the Three Kingdoms period!

"What are you thinking, look at us!"

Zhuge Liang's head was turned in one direction, and Guo Jia was looking at her fiercely.

Looking back: Zhou Yu, Zhao Yun, Sima Yi.

Windbreaker shirt lace A-line skirt, it's normal, it's just the face...

You don't have a good face.

"Senior Sister Zhou! I'm not dreaming—are you! It's great that we finally meet again in the underworld—"

The word "了" didn't come out, Guo Jia punched it: "Fart! See where this is!"

Zhuge Liang opened his eyes and looked around: the door, the far-infrared sensor; the side, the workbench; the bedside, the toolbox (don’t put things like hacksaws on top of your head!); in the distance... that big iron lump looks familiar?

"Don't try to perfuse us with dreams," Sima Yi said grimly, "Your time machine did bring us all back to the Three Kingdoms era. Thanks to you, we all died once."

Zhuge Liang suddenly felt very wronged: Didn't I die once too!It's fair!I also didn't use this machine to hack myself, what are you guys complaining about!

"Okay, let's hurry up and talk about the business. Maybe the building manager will come up in a while. We—" Guo Jia rolled up his sleeves, "Let's take revenge for those who have grievances and those who have vengeance."

"I agree." Sima Yi rolled up his sleeves.

Zhuge Liang was suddenly nervous, she turned to Zhou Yu for help, wasn't the Three Kingdoms an ally? "Senior Sister Zhou..."

Zhou Yu is holding a chainsaw in his left hand and an electric drill in his right, and is weighing which one is best.

Zhuge Liang: "..."

By the way, there is also Zhao Xiaoyun.

"Dear Yunyun~"

Zhao Yun was indeed not involved, and he was frowning and dragging his chin while thinking about the problem: "I think that beating people...we really shouldn't do this..."

With tears in Zhuge Liang's eyes, he knew Yunyun was the best for me!

"Let's line up first! I'll be the first!"

Zhuge Liang still had tears in his eyes: "Zhao Xiaoyun, you traitor!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I've been holding back and wanted to beat you up for a long time," Guo Jia grabbed Zhuge Liang's sportswear collar, "I tell you to be more careful in the future, don't make any messy machines!"

"Senior Sister Guo!"

Zhuge Liang closed his eyes tightly and waited to be beaten, but Guo Jia's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air. Everyone looked at the door, and a thin boy with black-rimmed glasses opened his eyes and looked at them: "What are you doing..."

Sima Yi recognized it: "It seems to belong to the student union..."

Guo Jia let go quickly, and greeted his younger brother with a smile: "It's nothing, nothing, what's the matter?"

"Where have you been? I haven't seen your school for two weeks and have already called the police!"

What? !

Guo Jia and others are a bit embarrassing...the school is really strict...

Wait, we've been missing for two weeks? !

Only two weeks!

"You said... haven't seen us for two weeks?" Zhou Yu asked tentatively.

"That's right! The police station has filed a record, and the missing person notices have been published in the newspapers!"

Omg, this is a big problem.

"Why are you here?" Guo Jia remembered that this is a dormitory for girls, how could a boy be here!

"I...Chairman Sima disappeared suddenly, and the student union had to elect a deputy chairman. It's almost March [-], the Shangsi Festival. Let me notify the girls' dormitory one by one and distribute leaflets..."

"That is to say, you just passed by by chance...don't tell others that we are here! Do you hear me!" Guo Jia showed a fierce look, "hehe, my brother is obedient, and my sister will give you sweets..."

The younger brother was scared away.

"This will only make things spread faster." Sima Yi sighed.

An in-depth inspection, a "to be canceled" record of serious demerit punishment, oh yes, the case was also canceled by the Public Security Bureau, and a statement was recorded.

The group of five was rather downcast.

"Suddenly it feels more troublesome than in the Three Kingdoms, little pig, take out your machine, let's put it back on again."

"Say it earlier, Senior Sister, I've already smashed it..."

The house leak happens to be rainy.

The police station attached great importance to this "collective disappearance of female college students" case, and dispatched experienced policemen to sit in the town. In order to clarify the truth and prevent collusion, the five people were interrogated in isolation.

The policeman asked, "Where have you been for two weeks?"

Guo Jia: "...Traveling! I got a taste of the great rivers and mountains of the motherland~ Where did I go? Let me think about it...Yanzhou, Xuzhou, Jizhou...Oh no, Hebei, Henan, Shanxi, Shandong, Jiangsu, I went around! I wanted to go to the Northeast Yes, I will die if I don’t get there... No! I have no money! I didn’t go!”

Zhou Yu: "Social research. The topic is "The Corrosion of Different Woods Used in Ships by the Water Quality of the Yangtze River". The specialty of the Yangtze River... I have eaten a lot of saury, but I think the taste is average."

Sima Yi: "The student union's public welfare action. Walking through the Daxing'an Mountains, I saw many unexpected situations. Based on the characteristics of Xiangping, I think the reconstruction of the old city is a very correct national policy."

Zhuge Liang: "The journey of seeking roots. I have always wanted to know, which province should a person who was born in Shandong, grow up in Henan, work in Sichuan, become famous in Yunnan, and die in Shaanxi belong to?"

Zhao Yun: "Run away from home! My parents are divorcing! I don't know where I went, I don't know the way, I really don't know the way! If you don't believe me, you can check!"

After asking around, there are many doubts, but there is no evidence. Anyway, the five people came back safely, and it is best to calm the situation, so the old policeman asked everyone to report the situation to their parents and make a phone call to close the case.

Guo Jia muttered and took out his mobile phone: "Then I have to make two calls. These two people are often not in the same dimension. Hello, Mom? I went out for a trip and came back. It's okay. I'm at school. Don't worry. Okay, goodbye. Hello , Dad? I... It's okay, it's not like the phone is ringing in the room, or the phone is ringing! That's me calling my mother, I beg you all to stop being transparent about the other party!"

Zhou Yu said a few words on the phone gently, and it was settled: "They are worried, and they said they will come to see me in a few days."

Zhuge Liang yelled on the phone: "I'm back... what? You asked me when I went out! It's too messy! What are you doing! Trout fishing in Lake Muscoma! My dad wants to apply for the Guinness World Record! You guys ...The signal is too bad...Hello? You asked me why I made this call?"

Zhao Yun heard the tinkling voice on the phone, and said firmly, "I'm sorry, Comrade Police, my mother probably hasn't finished a round with my father, she said she will contact me after the fight."

police:"……"

Only Sima Yi is left.No matter how much he persuaded, Sima Yi refused to call: "I don't want to call."

"Your parents have confirmed your safety, so we can rest assured, otherwise things like confirming your identity will be very cumbersome."

"Then confirm it."

"You may not be able to go back to school for hours."

"I can wait here."

"Sima..." Zhou Yu looked at Guo Jia, Guo Jia looked at Sima Yi, and Sima Yi didn't look at anyone.

"Hello? Uncle Sima! Me? I'm Zhuge! Sima is back! You don't have to worry. Well, I know, I'll let her answer the phone!" Pass it to Sima Yi, "Your father is looking for you."

Sima Yi refused.

"Take it!"

Zhuge Liang blinked his right eye extremely fast.

Sima Yi saw it.She hesitated for a moment, but still answered the phone: "Hello."

Sima Yi suddenly glanced at Zhuge Liang, who was snatching Zhao Yun's smartphone with a smile on his face.

"It's me, Dad." Sima Yi lowered his voice, "Well, the mission of the student union has gone a little far, but I'm back. You tell my mom? Okay."

Sima Yi hung up the phone and returned it to Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang heaved a sigh of relief and looked at the police: "Can we go?"

Before walking out of the gate of the police station, the old policeman stopped Zhuge Liang: "Is Sichuan Malatang delicious?"

"What Malatang?"

In the end, Zhuge Liang was still severely taught by Guo Jia for two reasons: first, the nonsense was incomplete, and a flaw was left in the end.

"You foodie go to Sichuan and don't eat Malatang?! As soon as I heard it, I knew you definitely didn't go to Sichuan!"

Zhuge Liang shouted wronged: "No! There was no pepper in those days, only Qin pepper! Zanthoxylum bungeanum is not affordable for ordinary people! I have so much Zanthoxylum bungeanum that I eat Malatang, it is better to export it, the treasury can have more Make some money..."

Second, the emergency disposal of mobile phones is improper.

"Say hello to us before you play tricks next time so you can cover yourself! Do you think I'm the only one who didn't see that your phone wasn't on? You never called Sima's parents at all! If the other party asks to check you The phone call records are gone!"

"What did the senior sister say?"

Guo Jia thought for a while: "The virtual base station in your house forges a number and binds it to Sima's parents' ID number, and then I find a boy and ask him to pretend to hold a mobile phone for a few days. Man, this method will work."

"Thank you." Sima Yi said softly from behind.

I don't know if the others heard it or not.

The disappearance case came to an end.

The five people who had been pardoned could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

But before Sima Yi returned to the student union to see the situation, the school ordered them to attend the job fair as soon as possible.

"We're not in a hurry to graduate, so what kind of job fair are we going to attend?"

"The principal said, it's rare for a big company to recruit people. The seniors are all excellent graduates. If you go, you may make a good impression on them. If you are happy, you can recruit a few more." The younger brother looked particularly innocent.

Then go for it.

The job fair was in the auditorium, and Guo Jia and the others were already late when they went, and the members of the student union who put up posters at the door greeted Sima Yi.

Zhou Yu looked at the poster: "There are not many companies here this time."

"Only three." Student Union member A said.

"Although it is small, it needs many people, so the school attaches great importance to it, and specially arranges the venue, time, and service personnel for these three companies." B, a member of the student union, said.

Guo Jia walked into the auditorium with an "oh" and was startled as soon as she entered. The seats were filled with hundreds of people. When she saw all five of them stand up, the greetings of "Senior Sister" were endless.

This is not the point.

Excited voices came from the loudspeaker: "Feng Xiao!" "Zhong Da!" "Gong Jin!" "Kong Ming!"

Guo Jia watched helplessly as the boss in a suit and leather shoes on the rostrum was holding the tablecloth and was about to jump out. Who was that face but Cao Cao?Next to him, Cao Pi, who is younger than his father, has already yelled Sima Yi's name and jumped over the table to come this way.Sun Ce in the middle was going to rush over, but his younger brother Sun Quan successfully held back his elder brother, and the image of the pig teammate couldn't be better.When Liu Bei saw Zhuge Liang, he was moved to tears.

But the fivesome were totally unappreciative.

Guo Jia came to his senses, the first thing he did was hold the materials and shouted "Help!" and ran away. Sima Yi followed closely. Zhuge Liang, who was loved by his classmates, went back and dragged him away.Zhao Yun protested while struggling: "Why did I run! I haven't seen Meng Qi yet! I want to see Meng Qi!"

A few bosses are in a hurry, but they haven't started chasing them yet. They don't know what's going on, but they firmly believe that the senior sister is right. If the senior sister is wrong, please refer to the first article. The hundreds of junior brothers and sisters stood up To cover up for the seniors, and countless people filled their eyes with tears to make up for the high-IQ frauds of the seniors. The bosses lost all their money and finally retired. The bosses had to unite sincerely to arrest the high-IQ crimes. The plot of returning to justice, the more I think about it, the more I feel that the seniors are tall.

Brain powder really has no medicine.

Faced with more and more students blocking the way, Boss Cao decisively picked up the loudspeaker: "100 yuan in cash per person, go to the finance department now with your student ID card!"

The students looked at each other, with the word "entangled" written in each other's eyes.

Heaven and man are at war.

"I'm talking about you, but I just can't think about it." Guan Xianting stood up, earnestly and kindly, "Think about it carefully, is it the senior sister or the 100 yuan that is important?"

Looking at each other again, the word "resolute" was written in each other's eyes.

A swarm of people rushed to the financial department, the auditorium was immediately emptied, and the financial window was already fighting for the queue: "Give me the money!" "Give me first!" "I'm the first!"

The director of the finance department went straight to Guan Xianting: "Hello, Ms. Guan? Your checks are ready, 20 each, please follow me."

Mardans couldn't have been more miserable.

Guo Jia and others tried their best to hide in Tibet, and now they are hiding under a table in an abandoned warehouse.

"How did they come here!"

"Zhuge, tell me! Is there something wrong with your machine!"

"Crap! I told you I already smashed it!"

"Anyway, I won't be a military adviser anymore." Guo Jia's words are also the voice of most people.

There was the sound of keys unlocking from outside the door, and everyone became nervous immediately, and immediately pointed at Sima Yi: "Don't you say that no one comes here!"

"It's true that only I have the key here!"

The door opened with a creak, and only one student came in. Sima Yi recognized him, Hua Ziyu, this person still remembers clearly, in the past he was a competent underling in the student union, he was considered a good personal friend, and he could be trusted.

So Sima Yi called out to him: "Ziyu! Hua Ziyu!"

Hua Ziyu just came to check. He was startled when he heard someone calling him, and he was even more surprised when he found five big living people hiding under the table: "Chairman? Why..."

"Hush!" Sima Yi desperately gestured at him, "Don't be so loud! Don't let anyone know we're here!"

Hua Ziyu nodded: "Understood. Sister, what are you doing? The outside world is looking for you, and each of the three recruiting companies is offering a reward of 50 yuan, just for clues to your hiding place!"

囧... The most wanted criminal is the sense of sight.

"Don't tell it! I will definitely give you 100 million in the future!"

Guo Jia 囧, Zhou Yu 囧, Zhuge Liang 囧, Zhao Yun 囧.

Sima, are you originally a local tyrant?

"But senior sister, you can't hide here."

"what happened?"

Hua Ziyu looked in the direction of the door, and lowered his voice: "Chairman Sima, you have been missing for two weeks. The school has re-elected an acting chairman. I don't remember what it is called. He is a freshman who just arrived, but it is true. Very powerful, surnamed Zhang. I came here today because Acting Chairman Zhang said that this warehouse will be converted into a conference room, and asked me to take inventory, and someone will move things later."

"Then what should we do? If we go out, we will be caught!" Guo Jia and others were shocked.

Hua Ziyu thought for a while: "Senior Sister, how about this, this Acting Chairman is a good person, and he admires Chairman Sima quite a bit. I'll go talk to her, make the stakes more serious, and ask her to find you a safe place .There will be a lot of people coming here soon, and they will definitely not be able to hide.”

At this point, I can only give it a try, Guo Jia nodded, and Hua Ziyu went out.

The five people pricked up their ears to listen to the movement outside, and after a while, they heard the woman's clear smile like silver bells.

Sima Yi frowned into knots.

"Sima, what's wrong with you?" Zhuge Liang saw it.

"I always feel that this voice is familiar..."

"Isn't it from your student union?"

"You heard it too. It's a freshman who just arrived. I don't know him yet. But why does it sound so familiar?"

"Maybe she was your junior sister in high school and junior high school?"

"No," Sima Yi was worried, "I always feel that this voice is not heard here."

The new acting chairman did not show up, but Hua Ziyu came back soon and told the five people that the acting chairman agreed that Hua Ziyu would find a hiding place for the group of five.

The transfer route went through the abandoned boiler room of the school and an ancient building in the park next to it to a safe place - a daily rented house in a community outside the school.

The five escaped people finally had the leisure to sit down and drink a cup of tea. The environment in this corner of the community is very good, with stone tables and benches, peach blossoms and willows around, buds have begun to sprout, and the breeze is blowing, gentle and lovely.

"It's boring too!" Zhuge Liang looked up to the sky and sighed.

"You can't have your cake and eat it at the same time. It's good to be able to hide here. Do you still want to talk?" Zhou Yu taught Zhuge Liang.

"Nothing to do! I don't do experiments for three days, I feel like I'm going to rust!"

"Let's sing a song! Just to pass the time!" Zhao Yun suggested, "Senior Sister Guo come first?"

Guo Jia was not happy: "Why is it me every time! Is it easy to be bullied when I am old? I am the first to eat crabs in everything. This time, it is reversed, starting from the youngest! Little pig! You come first! Then Sima, Zhao Yun, Zhou Yu, and finally me!"

"I'm the first one," Zhuge Liang said disapprovingly, "Aren't you afraid to listen to it, but am I still afraid to sing it? Here is an exclusive song for cute pets in Wolong Special Zone——"Two Rolling"."

two rolling

two rolling

runs fast

runs fast

one will not breastfeed

one keeps cubs

really weird

really weird

Zhuge Liang sang with all his heart, and most of the listeners were killed in battle. Guo Jia held his last breath: "Okay... okay, stop singing... Sima... you... you go."

Sima poured himself a cup of tea and felt the luxurious aroma that he hadn't experienced for thousands of years.

"I don't know how to sing any songs, only the "Song of Flowers" that my mother taught me, which is to sing all the flowers of each month. That song has several rhymes, the first rhyme, the second Xiao rhyme, and the third dish There are four tyrants, let me sing Er Xiaoyun's."

"Okay, okay, applause." Guo Jia clapped his hands.

Sima Yi cleared his throat:

January January Narcissus Jiao

Narcissus blossoms over plum blossoms

Plum blossoms bloom over forsythia

The mountain peach cuckoo is also smiling

……

Pop, pop, pop.

Zhuge Liang bumped Guo Jia with his elbow: "I haven't finished singing, what are you talking about, senior sister?"

"I didn't clap my hands!" Guo Jia was angry.

"Who is that?"

"Chairman Sima sang really well."

This voice made Sima Yi, who was facing away from the visitor, stiffen instantly - she remembered where she had heard this voice before.

Even with their backs turned, Sima Yi knew who was behind the chaotic footsteps, because Guo Jia, Zhou Yu, Zhuge and Zhao Yun all looked like they had seen a ghost.

Sima Yi slowly turned his head.

The three big bosses stood in front of the open space with their subordinates.

Standing at the front is a young girl, she has Sima Yi's familiar face and expression, the corners of her mouth are slightly raised, which is a kind of sly complacency.

"It's the first time to meet you, senior sisters. I am the acting chairman of Sanhe University Student Union, and my name is Zhang Chunhua."

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It's all over.

Please wait for the last content: the extra episode "Golden House".

Before "Golden House", who can guess what happened to Zhang Chunhua? The author will worship him.