The Three Kingdoms of the Widow

Sanhe University of Technology claims to have the most difficult problem in the world, which is comparable to the "In a world ruled by beavers, which food can no longer be eaten" in "The Big Bang Theory".

After active voting by teachers and students, the top 5 most difficult problems were selected.Coincidentally, it's all related to several senior sisters.

Top1 Why has the relationship between Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi been bad?

Jiang Wei: Because of history.

Jiang Ting: Because of reality.

Guan Xianting: Because of history and reality.

The fact is that Zhuge Liang is the president of the Food Association, brackets, and honorary.Zhao Xiaoyun is the vice president of the Food Association, brackets, no honor.

"It is said that Zhuge Liang invented the pot helmet and the famous pancake in Shandong. It is recognized that he invented the steamed bun family and the steamed stuffed bun family. Oh yes, he was also the first to pickle kohlrabi."

Boss Liu was dumbfounded, and sighed for a while: "Kong Ming, I know why you are so tired."

"Yeah, why didn't you die of exhaustion earlier." Sima Yi said bitterly.

Guan Yulong, who just came back from Yunnan, brought a pack of Pu'er tea to everyone: "It says on the package, and the tour guide also said that Pu'er tea was also invented by Zhuge Liang."

……

Zhao Yun remembered: "There is also Zhuge Grilled Fish!"

The most wonderful thing is that the shop of "Zhuge Grilled Fish" is always opened under the "Zhangwu Tower"... Boss Liu, don't laugh so wildly, I'm talking about "Zhangwu Tower" not "Zhangwu Tower".

Cao Zhang urgently confessed to CEO Guo: "This name has nothing to do with me! I swear to God! I really didn't add those three words!"

To sum up, Zhuge Liang is a foodie.

Not in vain of the reputation of "self-help killer", she and Zhao Yun have been blacklisted by all cafeterias in Sanhe City after "combining two swords" and listed as those who refuse to come and go.

Guo Jia looked at the plate in front of Zhuge Liang and sighed: "Now I believe it. She ate three packs of instant noodles in one go. She really wasn't complimenting my craftsmanship, she was really not full."

But the question is, what does this have to do with Sima Yi?

If you haven’t understood it here, then when you heard that Sima Yi was elected as the lifelong honorary chairman of the “Global Anti-Food Alliance”—do you understand?

The purpose of the "Global Alliance Against Foodie" is: All food-related people and things are our sworn enemies!The alliance's Baidu Friendship Post Bars include Weight Loss Bars and Anorexia Bars.From the late Diana, Princess of England to the small sellers of diet pills on Taobao are loyal members of the alliance.

Sima Yi: I still don't understand what this has to do with me?

"It has nothing to do with you, it has something to do with your descendants." Guan Xianting offered off-site friendly support.

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"Do you remember Sima Guang?"

"The one who smashed the vat? Remember, what happened to him?"

"He persecuted Su Shi, the president of the Food Association in the Song Dynasty, and deeply hated the spokespersons of Dongpo meat, Dongpo pork, lychees, and burnt puffer fish."

"...Su Shi is also a foodie, right?"

"In terms of food, he is basically the full successor of Marquis Wu." Jiang Wei is very sure, "In all pasta, pickled vegetables, fish, pork...he has made innovations."

"So back then...'Marquis Wu and King Xuan confronted each other by the Weishui River'—was it also because of differences in food?"

"……Probably."

Now I believe that most of the wars in this world are caused by poor food.

Top2 Sister Zhou's favorite is Sun Ce or Sun Quan?

We now know that Zhuge Junshi is an all-rounder, the so-called can enter the bridal chamber on the battlefield, and can enter the hall and kitchen.

Boss Liu was very excited: "What more can I ask for!"

Cough cough, Boss Liu, this husband originally intended to speak words, the meaning you think, you have to get a marriage certificate to count.

Now let's return to this question that has plagued the editor-in-chief of the gossip section of the school newspaper for many years.

Let's talk about Sun Ce, who is known as the Little Overlord of Jiangdong, King Huan of Changsha, and had close contact with Yuxi in the third kind.

But his younger brother, Sun Quan, is not a fuel-efficient lamp. The founding emperor of the Wu Kingdom was known as the Great Emperor. This title was plagiarized and plagiarized by countless writers who traveled through ancient costumes and made immortal contributions to the cause of Chinese writing.

Let's quantify the conditions of two people from various aspects.

Sun Ce has intelligence of 60, wealth of 85, courage of 100, beauty of 90, family background of 60, love EQ of 40, luck of 25, and extra points of Ruhuameijuan Bridge of 20.

Sun Quan, intelligence 85, wealth 85, courage 70, beauty 50, birth 60, love EQ 60, luck 70, "Dudu" brand death bamboo slips deducted 20 points.

After the comparison, let us now ask the person concerned about his true feelings.

Sister Zhou, may I ask which of the two of them is your favourite?I can only say one thing, and I will answer after thinking about it.

"None." Zhou Yu said, "It's Xiaoqiao."

Sun Ce and Sun Quan fell to the ground.

One of the goddesses of Luoshui was shy, and the music sounded——

There is a crooked dripping river opposite Dudu, and a sweet dripping song is sung across the small bridge.In the center of Luoshui, there are layers of dripping waves. When will the small bridge let me cross you, dripping river...

Guo Jia: "Zhou Yu, I don't care what songs you sing, as long as it's not "Zi Jin"."

The Goddess of Luoshui still has the second one, Nu Xin suddenly sees hope: "Sir, your favorite...is me?"

"I want to know your answer first."

"It's you! Of course it's you!"

Guo Jia looked at Nu Xin with blingbling eyes, and said affectionately at the professional level of "Boss Liu": "My answer is the same as yours."

Boss Cao fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

"My favorite is also myself."

There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and everyone hurriedly followed the prestige to see that Nu Xin was still standing still.

Boss Cao fell to the ground for the second time.

Top 3 whose boss is the richest?

Zhou Yu: "There is an old saying: 'May I wear a hundred thousand guan in my waist and ride a crane to Yangzhou.' Jiangsu and Zhejiang have always been prosperous, a land of fish and rice."

Pull it down, where have you seen people who are so rich that they are busy rebelling every day?Besides, how much money can a firefighter make?

Zhuge Liang: "'You can only rely on brocade ears to defeat the enemy'."

Pull it down, this is called a single development model, with a fragile economic structure, have you seen Brazil, Argentina, and Chile?Central and South America are full of role models.

Sima Yi: "I have to remind everyone that the first bank in history - 'Rishengchang' was born in Shanxi. I don't need to say what the abbreviation of Shanxi is."

Pull it down—wait!Can't be pulled down!Boss Cao!Come and see!A certain person's "inhuman subject" attribute has flared up again!

Zhao Yun: "Xiliang...forget it, I just want to solemnly declare that Xiliang has been an indispensable part of our country since ancient times."

Touched by ing, Zhao Xiaoyun, you are so good!

There will be no results in such a fight, and Senior Sister Guo has to step in: "The discussion here is which boss is rich, let your boss decide for himself!"

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu looked at each other and smiled: "I don't know how much money I have, anyway, my money is Gongjin's."

Boss Liu sincerely looked at Zhuge Liang's feather fan and raised his hand to swear: "My money is Kong Ming's money every other month, plus one more month's interest."

Cao Pi: "Sorry, the company is not mine yet."

Ma Chao: "I'm not the boss! Both Zilong and I work part-time!"

Well, both of you withdrew from the selection.

Finally, let's ask Boss Cao.

"Let Gu think about it..." Boss Cao thought seriously, "Gu's money belongs to his son, Feng Xiao, Liu Ziyang... Well, Gu's money can belong to anyone except Gu himself."

... Boss Cao, why haven't you gone bankrupt yet?

Does this prove that Boss Cao is the richest?

"No." Guo Jia took out several credit cards, "The thing that proves he is the richest is that he ate instant noodles for two years in a row."

……

This interview can't be done, the thinking of the military division team is too jumpy, and most people can't keep up.

"It's a long story."

After Boss Cao's "Mermaid Gate" incident, Guo Jia took away Boss Cao's credit card in order to retaliate, and then spent a day buying a large comprehensive supermarket and a large comprehensive playground.

Boss Cao's credit card was maxed out, so Boss Cao ate instant noodles for a month.

Then Boss Cao got smart and wrote Cao Pi's name on his credit card.

After Cao Pi's scandal broke out, Sima Yi took Cao Pi's credit card without saying a word, and walked into a clothing fair: "Donkey ear hat, horse head gloves, beautiful T-shirt."

The shopping guide carefully confirmed: "Do you want these? We will wrap them up for you right away."

"No, except for these three things, wrap everything up."

"Cao Pi"'s credit card was maxed out again, and Boss Cao ate instant noodles for another month.

Boss Cao quickly changed the name on the credit card back.

Company spokesperson Sima Yi planned to buy a CG animation team to take charge of publicity in order to promote the company's image, but suffered from insufficient funds.

Cao Pi hurriedly handed over the credit card: "Zhongda, here you go, just swipe it as you like."

Guo Jia was very surprised when he heard this: "Okay, Zihuan is rich now!"

Cao Pi said modestly: "It's nothing, it belongs to my father anyway, I just changed it to my name."

……

Boss Cao’s credit card was maxed out for the third time, and he continued with instant noodles for a month.

Liu Ziyang from the repair department applied to purchase a complete set of repair equipment, and also gave year-end bonuses to employees. Guo Jia gave him Cao Cao's credit card.

"Not so good...the repair equipment is quite expensive..."

Guo Jiaxin said how expensive the wrench and plane can be. With the money in the card, you can just buy the pure gold version, but seeing Liu Ziyang's frightened face, Guo Jia's heart softened: "Then you call and talk to Meng De."

When Boss Cao received the call, Liu Ziyang first asked, "Boss, is this credit card yours?"

Cao Cao began to mutter in his heart: "It should be mine... But why do I have to ask Liu Ziyang to confirm my credit card Fengxiao can use it casually? No! Gu has been eating instant noodles for three months! There must be a conspiracy in it! Maybe they used a credit card with someone else’s name on it to lie to me and make me reimburse it! Or Feng Xiao is testing me! See if I changed the name of the credit card again!..."

So in the end, Boss Cao firmly refused to admit that the credit card belonged to him. When Liu Ziyang heard that it was not the boss's, it didn't matter, and he wouldn't blame the boss if it maxed out...

Right.

When a whole set of repair equipment arrived, Guo Jia looked at the 185-meter-high gantry crane and gantry planer for the dock, and the materials in his hands were scattered all over the floor...

CEO Guo murmured: "Could this be the root cause of the defeat in the Battle of Chibi?"

So Boss Cao was still eating instant noodles for the fourth month.

... If so, Boss Cao has eaten instant noodles for two years.

"Sure enough, there is money." Zhuge Liang said sincerely.

"I think my father will eat instant noodles again recently." Cao Pi was very worried.

"why?"

"He helped up an old man selling sliced ​​cakes..."

We are friends, we are friends, we are friends...

What is the family of the top 4 senior sisters like?

As for the families of Guo Jia, Zhou Yu, Sima Yi, Zhao Yun, and Zhuge Liang, there is almost no mention in the text, and only the latter two are briefly mentioned.

So everyone is very curious about what kind of wonderful family will cultivate these five people.

"It's not that I don't write, but that I can't write. Think about it, would ordinary parents allow Guo Jia to be single in his 30s? Would Zhou Yu be allowed to lead troops to fight at 15? Would Sima Yi be allowed to kill indirectly in his early teens?"

Since ancient times, for those who have achieved great things, the family has often become a great drag, and destroying the family to relieve difficulties has profound practical significance.

But we can still make a simple assessment of a family of five.

The family with the least presence: Guo Jia.

Guo Jia’s family looks like this:

"Who stole my money! Oh, by the way, I'm the only one in the family... Could it be A Piao?! Wait, what's the use of A Piao asking for RMB?"

"Huh? Did someone talk just now? I seem to have heard someone talking about money, Ah Piao~"

The family with the least rejection: Zhou Yu.

"Xiao Zhou, help me put the gas tank up."

"Ma'am, don't worry!"

"The elevator is broken, and my house lives on the 25th floor."

"……do not worry!"

"Mrs. Zhou, please help persuade my sister, she has lost her love and has been crying!"

"Xiao Ling, don't worry, I'll go right away."

"Great. Her girlfriend ran away, crying so sadly. She said that it was so easy to find someone like you. Please persuade her to think about it. The world is so big, and there will be someone like you!"

"……All right."

The most mysterious family: Sima Yi.

Except for the names of parents and grandparents, the reporters who went out to collect other information have not yet returned.

The most unreliable family: Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang's modern life was unreliable from the very beginning. She was born on the plane her parents traveled abroad on. When she was born, the plane crossed the prime meridian several times because of the quarrel between the captain and the co-pilot. I don't know my exact date of birth.

When Zhuge Liang was in elementary school, her parents threw a bunch of pickles and dried noodles into the refrigerator, and then ran out to travel around the world, leaving her at home alone.

When Zhuge Liang was in middle school, his parents won a lottery and got a luxury package for two couples - a free two-way trip to Lebanon, Somalia, Afghanistan, and the Balkan Peninsula. The last two were happily sent back as refugees from Sikkim...

When Zhuge Liang was in college, they participated in the "International Volunteer Association for Rescuing Minority Languages ​​and Scripts". After their unremitting efforts, there are less than 2000 of the original [-] ethnic groups in the world... They won the Nobel Prize of the year Nominated for the Peace Prize.

It is said that they are now going deep into the Lop Nur desert to help the famous Hollywood director Zhan Musi find the location of the "dehydration" scene in the international blockbuster "Three-Body Problem".Director Zhan Musi is known for his rigor and seriousness. He opposes the use of computer special effects to dehydrate, and emphasizes that the film must be real, real, and real.

It is probably the most unreliable thing in the world that Zhuge Liang can live safely in this kind of family until now.

The most normal family: Zhao Yun.

Zhao Yun's parents are the most normal, and their relatives and friends are also normal. Parents have experienced normal acquaintance, love, quarrel, fight, marriage, quarrel again, fight again, divorce, reconciliation, quarrel again, Fighting, divorce, reconciliation... and other complicated processes, Zhao Yun's one-child certificate is now being considered for abolition.

Top5 Why does the author never write the plot of these people talking in their sleep, picking their teeth and farting?

Wait a minute, it's obviously a question to the protagonists, why is there a question to the author?

Well, well, since I've already asked, I'll answer it.

First of all, it must be confirmed that these five are all human beings, and they will do the behaviors that normal human beings would do.It's not just talking in your sleep, picking your teeth and farting, they also have constipation.

But the problem is, no matter how handsome the white-clothed guy in Gufeng Xiaoyan is, if you think that there was no flush toilet in his time, and his physiological problems were solved under a random tree on the side of the road, by the way, there is no toilet paper to use, so you can only find some substitutes Product - what do you think?

So, are you sure you really want to watch these contents?

The author has something to say:

The top1 inspiration is thanks to Coordinate Control tx, who just came back from Yunnan Freedom, for his kind contribution.

The top3 inspiration is an old meme of Dynasty Warriors Post Bar. The "everyday rebellion" mentioned in top3 refers to the fact that the state of Wu under Sun Quan's rule has never been peaceful, and rebellions occurred from time to time. For the "Mermaid Gate" incident, please refer to the second episode.The three things Sima Yi refused to buy were all related to Cao Pi or Cao Zhi. Shi Shuo Xin Yu mentioned that Cao Pi once suggested that the guests at Wang Can's funeral should bray donkeys, because Wang Can liked to hear donkeys bray.Cao Zhi wrote "White Horse Pian" and "Luo Shen Fu", and Cao Pi also wrote "Yan Ge Xing", a representative poem about complaining women.

top5 is actually something the author has been struggling with...