The dragon cub of the god's house

Xiaolong Zaizai, who has a small persistence, wears long johns and long johns and seriously speaks in front of all the audience about the need to maintain male morality, which makes the audience laugh but at the same time can't help worrying.

[Zai Zai who keeps men's morality, why does it sound so cute!Did Yang Wan hear that, you also have to be a man of masculinity!Don't show your good-looking figure to other women. 】

[A little boy knows how to be a man, can some male stars who like to show their flesh in front of the camera learn a little bit?Don't show me your ass all the time. 】

[Zai Zai quickly change the clothes for me, we know that you are manly, but you will really freeze to death if you only wear such a little clothes in winter. 】

[Don't talk about masculinity, Zai Zai, you are the most masculine little baby, change your clothes quickly, okay? 】

After Xiaolong Zai, who talked about male virtue, said this sentence, he was captured by the audience guarding the live broadcast room, and made it into an emoticon package and spread it.

Almost overnight, an emoji of a cute and wet little dragon cub saying solemnly that he must keep his male virtues went viral.

[Hahahahahahaha, keep male virtues, such a young cub actually knows how to obey male virtues. 】

[Can a young eighteenth-line artist surnamed Yang Mingwan pay attention to himself?Don't wear such revealing clothes, okay?Look at you, you usually show both your calves and your collarbone when you perform, you don't keep any masculinity at all, you should study hard with Ding Liusu Mo Tuanzi, okay? (dog head)]

[That's right, Yang Wan doesn't respect masculinity at all, and even wears shorts in broad daylight!Are those white and thin legs intended to seduce us women?It's time to fight! 】

All of a sudden, many male celebrities played memes on Weibo, have you kept your morals today, and the scene can be described as hilarious.

And the worst one among them was Yang Wanle, who was ridiculed the most despite knowing nothing about it.

In the live broadcast, Fu An was the one who knew Xiaolong Zaizai best among all the people present, and he said, "Momo, when the cameraman goes out later, I'll change your clothes so that you won't be caught by other people. I saw it."

Su Mo's small eyes lit up, and he straightened his belly: "Only brother Fu An can see it? Then Momo is still a good boy who keeps the male virtues?"

Fu An nodded vigorously: "Of course."

Su Mo pouted his buttocks and reluctantly agreed: "Okay then, Momo agrees to change clothes."

[Woooooh, little angel Fu An is so warm, I love this brother. 】

[Son-in-law, what dish do you like to eat?I'll let my girl learn! 】

[Fu An'an, do you like sibling love?I will wait for you in 20 years. 】

After successfully convincing Su Mo, the photographer and other staff members withdrew, leaving Fu An alone inside to change Zai Zai's clothes.

Fu An took off all the clothes on Su Mo, leaving only a white belly and a heart-shaped butt.

Although this was not the first time Fu An changed clothes for Zai Zai, but it was the first time he saw Su Mo naked, so he was a little bit overwhelmed when changing clothes.

The soft dumpling was like a glutinous rice cake, and Fu Ancai was stuck by the glutinous rice cake as soon as he touched it, and he couldn't get rid of it even if he shook it.

No matter how many times Fu An reads it, he always thinks that Zai Zai is the softest and best little dumpling.

After peeling off the shell of the dumpling, Fu An snorted Zai Zai with a huge bath towel, and wiped off the water droplets on his body. Ray hit the same.

After Fu An's hard work, he finally managed to put the clothes on the tuanzi.

The other small clothes that Chi Qing prepared for Su Mo were the same style of little polar bear clothes as Fu An, and there was no other difference except the size.

Therefore, when the two of them came out together, the cameraman Yang Wan and the audience in the live broadcast almost mistakenly thought that these were two real little polar bear brothers.

After putting on the little clothes of the polar bear, Tuanzi seemed to be integrated with the whole North Pole, bouncing and bouncing around.

Seeing that Tuanzi had changed into clean clothes, the others breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that Zai Zai should be fine.

However, Su Mo's body is really good, and he didn't have any adverse reactions after falling into the ice hole.

[Finally, I saw the bouncing cub again. The moment he fell just now scared me to death. 】

[It's okay to be okay, just afraid that Zai Zai will get sick and have a fever. 】

[But Zai Zai's body is really good, so it's all right. 】

[Hahahahahaha, that's necessary, who made Zaizai a fierce boy who can split stones with his bare hands! 】

Shi Sang was watching the live broadcast, and after seeing that Su Mo didn't catch a cold, and was still alive and kicking, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't know why, but he has only met that little guy once, but he cares about him very much, even squatting before the live broadcast, not wanting to miss any scenes related to him.

As a CEO, Shi Sang still has a lot of things to do at ordinary times. After watching the live broadcast for an hour or two, he reluctantly turned off the live broadcast and dealt with the company's affairs with peace of mind.

It's just that when I was doing things, I still couldn't forget the snow-white ball in my mind.

I don't know how Cub is doing now, whether the new little polar bear clothes are good to wear, and whether they are warm or not.

Shi Sang felt a little irritable, picked up the coffee cup and wanted to take a sip of coffee, but there was no coffee in it.

Shi Sang asked the secretary to make him a cup, while he walked around the office pressing his temple.

It was sunny today, and the weather outside looked very good, so Shi Sang walked to the window and wanted to open it to let some air in.

However, when his feet were still a step away from the window, and his fingers were still a finger away from the window, something suddenly fell at his feet.

He looked down subconsciously, and found that it was said to be the dragon scale that Momo gave him when he said goodbye to him before.

Thinking that Tuanzi gave it to him, he bent down and picked up the dragon scale.

However, just as he held the dragon scale in his hand, a huge "bang" like a firecracker suddenly sounded above his head.

Then, a series of sharp glass shards and shards fell on his back and head.

Shi Sang's body gradually became stiff, and when he looked up, he saw a severely broken window.

Most of the window shards fell at his feet, only a few small glass shards fell on his body, except for this time, there was no other injury.

After hearing the sound, the secretary making coffee rushed in and saw Shisang standing in the glass shards making a sharp sound.

Shi Sang pursed his lips tightly, and held the scales Su Mo gave him so tightly that he was about to cut a deep mark on his palm.

If it wasn't for the scale that Zai Zai gave him, he might be in the hospital by now.

The North Pole is a relatively cold place, and it is even difficult to raise a fire. Compared with the previous two variety shows, this time it is much more difficult.

After Yang Wan passed the lottery, the last location of their group was near the ocean, which was a good location for catching fish.

But the biggest problem in the Arctic is not the source of food, but fire.

The program group is not human, they didn't distribute firewood to the guests, and they actually asked them to find firewood by themselves!

[e, the staff and the director are fucking good dogs, they don’t even give them wood, how do they make a fire in the Arctic? 】

[Sometimes there will be driftwood floating from the sea in the Arctic Ocean, I hope Zai Zai and the others will have better luck. 】

[Zai Zai's luck is actually very good, I think they should be able to touch the driftwood. 】

Tuanzi's luck is indeed very good, but he hasn't seen any driftwood yet.

Since changing into the little polar bear's clothes, the little ball has merged with the whole white snow, as if Cub Cub is really a polar bear cub. He lay on the bank and stared at the fish in the river. He stretched out his short claws to hook the fish under the ice, and when he saw the seals that came to grab food from him, he yelled in a low voice to let them leave.

Go away, go away, you fat seals.

And when they see a fish, they will jump up and down in surprise, with a big and round mouth: "Fish! It's a fish!"

However, the props given to them by the program team this time did not have fishing nets, so even if they found fish, they were quickly chased away by the seals who rushed over.

Zai Zai was very angry. He said to the seal in the river angrily, "You drove my fish away. I will forgive you only if you give me two fish!"

While speaking, he held out two fingers.

[Hahahahahaha, the little seal is so confused, how can you blame it?It's not too long ago. 】

[Zai Zai come to my house, I will give you ten delicious fish! 】

The chubby seal patted its face with its hands, making its fluffy fur wet. The seal squinted its eyes and looked at Su Mo, then twisted its oval body with a full body. body fat away.

On the other side, Fu An was also catching fish for Zai Zai.

He remembered that Su Mo liked fish the most, so he also went to the river bank to catch fish for Zai Zai.

There are arctic salmon in the North Pole. The delicious salmon has a beautiful body and firm meat. Fu An thinks that Zai Zai will definitely like it.

Fu An occupied an excellent position very arbitrarily, and he drove away even the sea bird who came to grab the position.

He occupied the position with peace of mind, because the fish near him can only be used for Momo to eat!

The two little polar bears were conscientious in catching fish, so Yang Wan was given the responsibility of building the house and picking up driftwood.

This is not tiring for Yang Wan, but it affects Yang Wan's appearance, making Yang Wan, who was originally a top-notch idol following the appearance route, now become a powerful idol who follows the strength.

Normally, Yang Wan would have been angry a long time ago, but now he is partnered with two small groups, not to mention angry, Yang Wan can be described as willing.

[Tsk tsk tsk, I saw Yang Wan's ugly picture again, and quickly took a screenshot, hoping that Yang Wan won't be angry when he sees the ugly picture that went viral on the Internet after participating in the show. 】

[After the recording of the second episode, Yang Wan's ugly photos are already overwhelming, does he still care about this now? 】

Su Mo, who squatted by the river for a long time, did not succeed in catching fish, but Fu An actually caught a big squatting fish from the river with his skilled fish catching skills.

Fu An held the squatting fish in his mouth, then shook the two jiojios that were soaked in water, and licked his paws with his tongue.

After licking all the water off his hands, Fu An realized that he was not in the shape of a bear, but was only wearing the clothes of a polar bear, so he immediately straightened his back and regained his well-behaved appearance. A little guilty conscience.

[Tuanko's older brother is also so cute!Shaggy, it doesn't look like he's a prodigy at all! 】

[Fu An seems like a real polar bear, was he a bear in his previous life? 】

[Be bold, you will be a bear in this life hahaha. 】

[Based on the previous conversation between the two cubs, I reasonably guess that Fu An is also a demon, a demon bear! 】

[Hahaha, then the name of the non-human group is really appropriate now. 】

Netizens were frantically playing tricks on the barrage, and Fu Moke, who was watching the live broadcast, smiled after seeing these barrages.

Unexpectedly, they really guessed it.

But what's the use of guessing right?Anyway, no one took it seriously.

Fu An put the salmon he caught in front of Su Mo, and said like a warm man, "Momo, I'm eating fish."

When Su Mo saw the fish, his eyes lit up, and he said loudly, "Is it salmon? Momo likes salmon the most!"

Su Mo took a big bite of the fish.

Compared with the previous teeth, Momo's teeth have become more regular and stronger, and some teeth that did not grow before have also grown, so when he gnawed on the fish, he was very happy, not like before. difficult.

[Wuhu, it turns out that Zai Zai's favorite food is fish. 】

[Didn't Momo hold a fish and gnaw on it during the first recording of the show?It seems that Momo's love for fish has been engraved in his bones since a long time ago. 】

【But this is raw fish, can Momo eat it?Nothing will happen if you eat it, right? 】

[Probably not, neither Yang Wan nor Fu An stopped him, the current Zai Zai is already an all-rounder in my eyes, even if he said that he is an all-round robot from the future world, I would not object. 】

[It seems that our upper limit of acceptance has been infinitely raised by Zai Zai. 】

Arctic salmon is not subject to too much industrial pollution, it tastes very fresh and delicious, and it is simply the favorite of Xiaolong Cubs.

However, the scene of gnawing raw fish was a bit weird after all, Fu An let Zaizai gnaw a mouthful and then stopped letting him gnaw.

Zai Zai was a little frustrated: "Brother Fu An, I'll just take another bite, just one bite."

Fu An shook his head, no matter how hard Zai Zai tried to be cute, he would never agree to the other party's request.

Although cubs are really really cute...

At this time, Yang Wan had already completely set up the tent.

In other places in the Arctic, Yang Wan also made several ice walls out of ice to resist the cold.

Seeing the tent she had set up, Yang Wan snarled like a tsundere peacock, she just flicked her tail to open her screen.

After setting up his tent, Yang Wan immediately brought the two cubs over to show off: "How is it? How is it? I built this one, isn't it very good?"

Fu An looked at the tent a few times, as if the leader was inspecting it seriously.

Yang Wan quickly asked: "How is it? Isn't it great."

But who knows, Fu An actually gave Yang Wan the essentials of setting up a tent and the mistakes Yang Wan made when setting up a tent: "When setting up a tent, the inner tent should be spread out evenly, only in this way can the follow-up be carried out correctly. And The tent poles should be crossed, brother Yang Wan, your tent poles are too straight!"

Yang Wan: ...

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[Hahahahahaha, is this like a scumbag showing off in front of a bully?In the end, he was beaten without skin? 】

[Yang Wan deserves a beating, why do you want to show off in front of the prodigy, it's just courting death. 】

【Hahahahahaha, I don't know why, but seeing Yang Wan's aggrieved look makes me feel good. I sin and I repent. 】

Tuanzi was very satisfied with the tent that Yang Wan had set up, and he kept praising like a colorful parrot: "Brother Yang Wan's tent is well set up, I like it very much."

The colorful little parrot got into the tent in the clothes of the little polar bear: "This tent is so wide and tall. Momo likes this kind of tent the most."

After Yang Wan heard Zai Zai's praise, she was so moved that she hugged Zai Zai.

"It's still a dumpling."

[What's the matter, Yang Wan, you're a little self-aware, okay?This is obviously Zai Zai trying to save face for you! 】

[I advise you not to be ignorant of good and evil, quickly recognize your identity as an [-]th-line brat, or I will kneel down and beg you! 】

After setting up the tent, Yang Wan quickly turned his attention to the fish that Fu An had just caught. Although Momo gnawed a big hole, Yang Wan decided to cook it.

Driftwood on ice is not very flammable, but in addition to driftwood can be used as fuel, in fact, the fat of seals and seabirds can also be used as fuel in the Arctic.

However, this show is a variety show for survival, not a variety show for random killing, so this method was ruled out without even thinking about it.

In addition to the above two methods, a low plant like heather can also be used as fuel. This plant has a lot of resin and can burn even when it is wet.

Yang Wan decided to get some of this kind of plant. He hid the fish in a place where seals and polar bears couldn't find it, and then took two little polar bears to find the plant.

【Wuhu, are they going to find Casiope, a heather-like plant?It seems that Yang Wan is still ready this time. 】

[What is Casiope? 】

The person who sent the barrage before gave some popular science to other audiences. Only then did the audience understand how difficult it is to find fuel in the North Pole.

The picture of an adult taking two little polar bears out is very cute and funny, and also a bit weird. Halfway through the walk, the little bucket that was nestled in Fu An's arms suddenly woke up.

It found that the current environment was still in the North Pole, so it let out a very miserable cry, and then it showed its buttocks and got into Fu An's arms again.

But when he found that his buttocks had been blown by the wind, he stuffed the last bit of his buttocks into Fu An's clothes.

Fu An wrapped the bucket tightly, and then asked Su Mo next to him, "Momo, are you cold?"

Zai Zai, who was playing disco in the snow, was very excited at this time. He waved his hands as he walked, and he didn't look cold at all. After hearing Fu An's question, Zai Zai shook his head quickly: "Momo's body is healthy now. , how could it be cold?"

He also raised his chubby paws in a showy manner, and by the way despised the small bucket with a bird feather exposed.

The small bucket made a protesting chirp.

At this time, Yang Wan found the plant they were looking for in front of him, so he rushed to cut it down.

However, Zai Zai next to him was suddenly attracted by a fat polar bear.

The polar bear was lying on the shore hunting seals. Different from the two polar bears they met before, this polar bear looked extraordinarily strong, and its skills were good at first glance, and its posture for hunting seals was very sophisticated. It was not found that a polar bear was already eyeing it.

That seal Momo suddenly felt a little familiar.

Why does this seal look more and more familiar?It seems to be... It seems to be the seal that I robbed fish with him before.

Momo wanted to go up to take a closer look, but this caught the attention of the hunting polar bear.

When the polar bear heard something approaching, it quickly turned its head and roared, but it saw Momo wearing a little polar bear jumpsuit.

Polar Bear: "?"

He flicked his paw and turned his head.

Polar bears have a very violent temper. Generally speaking, when they meet their own kind, they will fight at any time if there is a conflict over food.

But not far from it was a little polar bear cub that looked like it was just born, so the huge fat polar bear didn't make things difficult for Su Mo, but just turned its head away.

The photographer noticed that something interesting was going to happen here, so he quickly turned the camera around.

[It seems that polar bears won't hurt cubs anymore. It's still very dangerous for such a big polar bear to do it. 】

【Isn't Zai Zai very strong?Even if the polar bear rushed up suddenly, it shouldn't be too dangerous, right?After all, he had pushed away two lions with his bare hands before. 】

[But it's hard to say, when Zai Zai pushed the two lions, they didn't want to hurt Zai Zai, but the polar bear in front of him is not necessarily, their temper is more unpredictable than lions. 】

【Yes, yes, plus there are Su Mo's older brothers Fu An and Yang Wan nearby, what if you can't run and get injured suddenly? 】

The barrage discussion was in full swing, and the polar bear had already gone hunting.

Su Mo quietly went to the polar bear, and together with it, looked at the seal on the ice with relish.

At this time, the fat polar bear suddenly arched its back. It seemed that the best time to catch seals had come.

But after the fat polar bear entered the water, it didn't catch the seals immediately. Instead, it looked at Su Mo with dissatisfaction, and called out to Su Mo, as if to say, why don't you go into the water to catch seals?

The dragon cub disguised as a little polar bear looked dazed, with aggrieved eyes.

The fat polar bear couldn't wait any longer, it grabbed Zai Zai's skin and put him on the ice, and yelled at Su Mo like a child who had been taught a lesson.

Go and teach me how to catch a seal!

Zai Zai is very confused now, he is just a dragon, why should he catch seals.

And the one who was even more confused was the seal that was robbing the cub for fish before. It was obviously a close friend who had fished together just now. Why did it suddenly become the target of Su Mo's pursuit?

seal:? ?

I qiao!I qiao!This is all right?I qiao!