Xianzun is collapsing every day

Mu Chuihan stood in the main hall of Yingxue Peak, the round table in front of him was full of black silk clothes.

Ye Tingjiang and Zhuixing Xiaoyou, the two sword spirits lined up, standing opposite the round table.And next to them is a man with orange hairs nestled in his body.

Zhuixing stared at the new clothes on the table, very novel: "Are these made for us?"

Mu Chuihan held up one of the extremely gorgeous clothes and presented it to him, coaxing him, "Try it?"

Xiaoyou has been with Ye Tingjiang for a long time, and Ye Tingjiang has always advocated frugality, and it is rare for Xiaoyou to see such exaggerated and gorgeous clothes, and his face is full of eagerness.

Beside him, Zhui Xing, who had been silent since the appearance of Hualing, finally protested: "Don't wear it."

"Why?" Mu Chuihan glanced at Zhuixing, and suddenly realized: "Zuixing, don't be jealous, you have everything Xiaoyou has. I prepared the same style."

Zhuan Xing gritted his teeth: "I'm not jealous."

He didn't expect anything of the same style!

Mu Chuihan leaned his head back and thought: "Then why are you preventing Xiaoyou from wearing the clothes I prepared? Look at you, everyone is a sword spirit. It's too impolite for you to not say hello first when you meet."

Zhui Xing has always been like a master of Taoism, and loves to chant scriptures in his ear whenever he has nothing to do.Mu Chuihan decided to preemptively strike, and sanctioned his sword spirit from the moral high ground.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Zhuixing's face turned red, and he spoke to Xiaoyou vaguely: "Hello."

In just two words, he spoke them in an extremely stiff and tortuous way, as if saying one more word would kill him.

When Zhuixing saw Xiao You, his whole body seemed unnaturally frozen.He always felt that the current scene was a bit familiar, as if he had seen it many times in Mu Chuihan's casebook.

A romantic man who has lost his conscience and heart, and dislikes his wife who is old and decrepit, so he finds a new love outside.Just look for it, and you have to show off in front of your original partner, which is quite a demeanor of a villain.

Zhui Xing suddenly understood why those original partners in the script were so aggrieved.

He glanced at Ye Tingjiang sympathetically. He is also a fallen man in the world. He should be as strong as Ye Tingjiang.

Ye Tingjiang received the gaze, and suddenly joined the conversation: "I think what Zhuixing said makes sense. These clothes are a bit...strange."

The towering shoulder pads, the decoration of skulls and white bones, and the hem layered with layers of black and red interweave, almost did not write "I am a bad guy" on the bright side.

Ye Tingjiang persuaded: "It's better to be cautious and low-key when visiting the Demon Realm unannounced."

If these clothes are really put on, they must be extremely eye-catching in the devil world.

Mu Chuihan's eyes widened: "Isn't it just for me to become one with Moxiu?"

Ye Tingjiang thought for a while and explained: "Actually, most demon cultivators don't like to wear all black."

The degree of love for black clothes is probably not as good as that of himself.

Mu Chuihan conditioned reflex: "Really, I don't believe it."

Xiaoyou looked bewildered, and Zhuixing sneered: "I know, nine out of ten scriptures like to write like that, you are a stereotype!"

Mu Chuihan insisted: "The storybook loves to write like this, there is always a reason for the storybook. Are you really not thinking about it?"

Zhui Xing stepped forward, randomly picked out one of the black clothes on the table, and was about to explain in detail how unsightly this dress was.But when he picked up his clothes, he realized something was wrong.

"This dress is so small, who are you wearing it for?" Zhuan Xing was full of distrust for his master, and asked in surprise: "You don't have other sword spirits outside, do you?"

Looking at the size of the clothes, it's still a doll!

Mu Chuihan raised his hands to show his innocence, and said innocently: "No, this time it really isn't."

He pointed to it: "Isn't this prepared for it?"

The orange hairs all over his body suddenly trembled when he was dozing quietly on the ground: "Meow?"

He slid across the ground with two cat paws calmly, and quietly took two steps back.

It's a pity that these two steps did not stop Mu Chuihan from extending his sinful hands towards it.At that moment, Ju Ju tried to escape with the fastest speed in his life, but in the end he lost to Mu Chuihan's reflexes in his heyday.

A little orange cat, pitifully weak and helpless, was lifted into the air.

The ruthless big hands forcibly put the hideous black clothes on him, and he struggled to turn his head, casting a begging look at Ye Tingjiang.

Ye Tingjiang finally couldn't bear to look at it, and said to Mu Chuihan, "You'd better...don't do this."

Mu Chuihan was very talkative, and excitedly said: "Then Xianjun, why don't you wear it?"

Ye Tingjiang closed his eyes abruptly, turned his head away, and didn't look at him again.

Zuo Ju looked at Zhui Xing sadly, and found that the sword spirit's eyes were shining with compassion and compassion, and his whole body was shrouded in the holy light of saving others.Without needing too many words, Zhuo Ju understood the meaning of the holy light almost immediately.

Sacrifice a cat, make all families happy.

Finally, he looked at his former playmate without any hope.As expected, Xiaoyou stood half a step away from Mu Chuihan, with a smile on his face that confuses the cat.

Very good, I feel that the next moment, this playmate will cooperate with the evil owner and put the black clothes on it.

It finally gave up struggling and spread out its four legs, allowing Mu to blow coldly.

In the time of a stick of incense, a completely new 朏朏 appeared in front of everyone.Mu Chuihan couldn't help but sighed in admiration: "Chu, you now have the demeanor of the king of all monsters."

The man who was drooping his head just now regained his spirit: "Really?"

Ye Tingjiang and Zhuixing looked away impatiently again.

Only Xiaoyou is seriously touting: "It's absolutely true, there is no half-truth!"

He raised his noble head in an instant, with a bit of pride on his face.

Mu Chuihan looked at it for a moment, and then he had an impromptu thought: "I remember that I used to have a spiritual weapon that was a paintbrush..."

If you can use a black paintbrush to draw a circle on the round cat's eyes, it will definitely add evil spirits to 朏朏!

But before he finished his words, Zhuixing read through his words first, and said dumbly: "I think we should go to the Demon Realm."

Xiaoyou said suspiciously: "But friend Zhuixing, you're obviously not in a hurry..."

"Xiaoyou." The taciturn Ye Tingjiang stopped his sword spirit: "The plan has changed, we need to rush to the Demon Realm now."

After finishing speaking, Ye Tingjiang resolutely took Mu Chuihan's hand, led him out of the hall, and let all the remaining clothes out of his sight.

Zhui Xing followed closely behind, afraid that Mu Chuihan would change his mind if he took a step too late, and came to torture him again.

Although Xiaoyou didn't understand why Ye Tingjiang left in such a hurry, she still happily hugged her and hurriedly followed behind them.

magic door.

Demon cultivators and demon beasts have always lived together in the demon world, and Ye Tingjiang got this token from Yao Xiu. At this time, the demon gate they went to was also the gate leading to the demon cultivator's realm.

As the only beast among them, Juju naturally took the lead, and was carried by Xiaoyou to the front of the magic gate first.

The demon cultivator guarding the gate sized them up: "Cat demon clan?"

He swallowed his anger and did not make any rebuttal to the cat demon's insult for the time being.

Mu Chuihan nodded behind him and said, "Exactly."

The gatekeeper demon cultivator looked at them suspiciously: "Five people, only one token?"

In fact, in the past, the guards of the Demon Gate were very loose. After all, only people from the Demon Realm wanted to go to the righteous way, and it was rare for a righteous monk to come to the Demon Realm to ask for trouble and be eroded by the demon energy.

But these few days, the Demon Venerable has issued an order for some reason, insisting on guarding against death and investigating all those who have passed through the Demon Sect.Although the demon cultivator didn't quite understand it, he still dutifully complied.

Mu Chuihan stared at the gatekeeper Yaoxiu with earnest eyes.Although Ye Tingjiang slapped his face on his face, a line of tears flowed down the now ordinary cheeks, which was still very moving: "Brother, you don't know something. This is the only one left by our Elvis Presley." His posthumous child. Your Majesty was injured by those indiscriminate monks of the Righteous Way! Before he died, he told us that we must send the little prince to the Demon Realm, but he only gave us a token."

Yaoxiu frowned: "Is this true?"

朏朏 waved his paws cooperatively, showing the aura of a generation of demon kings.

Mu Chuihan continued to work hard: "God is sorry, he has suffered such a catastrophe before he can change form, it is really unfair!"

The gatekeeper demon cultivator had a lot of resentment toward the orthodox cultivators, and echoed: "Those hypocrites with a good face will only bully the weak!"

Mu Chuihan didn't have the slightest sense of being scolded, but nodded frequently: "Exactly, exactly..."

He burst into tears, and finally made the gatekeeper Yaoxiu let go and agreed to let them go.

However, when passing through the demon gate, Ye Tingjiang's serious eyes and righteous aura still attracted the attention of demon cultivators.

"Are you also a cat demon?"

The gatekeeper demon cultivator felt that this man's aura had nothing to do with a demon.Oh, it’s not that there is no relationship, it’s probably similar to the relationship between a demon and an exorcist.

"He is, of course!" Mu Chuihan shed two lines of tears again before the gatekeeper Yaoxiu could express more doubts, and a smile was barely evoked in the tears, just like a strong old father: "Silly boy, You're so old, you still can't learn to laugh..."

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