The Best Actor Reverse Guide [Rebirth]

Bai Chi refused to use buzzwords on the Internet at first.But when the buzzwords on Weibo dominated half of the sky in each of his latest Weibo posts, Bai Chi couldn't hold back anymore.

After nearly three months of work, Bai Chi and Yu Canshang finally got a day off.

In order to develop a new posture for a special sport, Bai Chi lay on the bed and turned on the computer, searching for his and Yu Canshang's fanart on the fanzine.

After searching for more than half an hour, he found a fan story with excellent writing skills and a good grasp of the characters of the two of them, and read it with relish.

"Hey, so it's okay in this kind of place... I haven't seen a good pose yet, so I accidentally unlocked a new place..." Seeing the people with the same name as them in the text say provocative words of love to each other, touching Looking at the opponent's body, Bai Chi's face gradually turned red and dripped with blood.Bai Chi imagined that Yu Canshang would do the same thing to him, and just thinking about it made him feel hot all over, "Shenshang is still taking a bath, I can't take off my clothes before he comes out..."

Bai Chi looked back at ten lines at a glance, trying to unlock the new posture, and was dumbfounded after watching.

No, why is the attacker in this article not Yu Canshang but himself?

Bai Chi thought it was his eyes that were dazzled, so he held back the discomfort in his heart and read the passage he had just read again.

Although he likes to put Yu Canshang under his body, he doesn't want to use his one to... um...

Bai Chi likes to hear Yu Canshang's different voice, but he doesn't like to hear Yu Canshang's "hmmmhhh".

Bai Chi immediately closed the webpage, recovering from the memory of his sex with Yu Canshang.

Yu Canshang came out of the bathroom, and he saw Bai Chi lying beside the computer with a blushing face, and asked, "What funny pose did you see again?"

"Don't mention your posture." Bai Chi looked at Yu Canshang from head to waist, rolled to the bed and hugged Yu Canshang's legs, "You don't know, I just read a piece of meat that I shouldn't read, it was really scary Dead baby."

Baby……

How did he say the word baby!

Swiping Weibo kills people!

Bai Chi buried his face in Yu Canshang's lap with a confused face, his black hair stuck to Yu Canshang's leg, making his leg itchy.

"God." Yu Canshang stroked Bai Chi's hair, "Is there a baby your age?"

Bai Chi bit a piece of meat on Yu Canshang's leg, and threatened vaguely: "If you mention the baby again, I will bite you."

Yu Canshang grabbed Bai Chi's ear with his wet fingers, "Don't mention it, I know you are suffering."

"Yes, my heart is very bitter, don't provoke me anymore." It was terrible, Bai Chi automatically replaced "I" with "baby" in his mind, and his face was deceived again in an instant.

Bai Chi looked at Yu Canshang with a bitter face, "You didn't randomly replace keywords in your head, did you?"

Yu Canshang said lightly: "No need to replace, I know what you want to say is the baby, not me."

Bai Chi buried his face under the quilt awkwardly, regardless of whether he was really interested in doing it, raised his head and shouted: "I must kill you today."

Yu Canshang said sternly, "Are you kidding? How could I be done by a baby."

Bai Chi rolled on the bed in pain, "Fuck, no one will mention the word baby in front of me anymore! Whoever mentions me will turn him into a baby!"

Yu Canshang patted Bai Chi's head and said, "Don't worry, I won't say anything."

Bai Chi doesn't want to talk anymore, no matter what he says now, the personal pronoun he made up in his head is baby.

Hey, this kind of word is really brainwashed after being used once.

Thankfully, the word baby didn't affect Bai Chi and Yu Canshang's nightlife.

Bai Chi completely stepped out of the baby's shadow, sat on top of Yu Canshang and said, "Will you tell me some funny catchphrases sometime? The one I said this afternoon is fine, I want to hear something else."

Yu Canshang played with Baichi's finger and asked, "What do you want to hear?"

Bai Chi said excitedly: "I want to hear something that is hard for you to say."

Yu Canshang smiled and said, "I can't say that word you kept saying today."

Bai Chi shook his body vigorously, and said, "Can we not mention those two words? I feel uncomfortable just thinking about those two words."

"Baby will feel uncomfortable when thinking of the word baby..."

The above is what Yu Canshang heard, what Bai Chi said.

Uh, he actually heard the pain in Bai Chi's heart from this sentence.

Yu Canshang pressed the white ruler in his arms and said, "Okay, okay, I will try my best to find something that makes you more uncomfortable than those two words, okay?"

"Just uncomfortable." Bai Chi said seriously, "I want the cute and cute one."

Yu Canshang was stunned for a moment, and said, "You're crazy."

Bai Chi got off Yu Canshang, got into bed and lay down with his back to Yu Canshang.

A day later, the two ushered in a busy life again.

Yu Canshang felt that he was really crazy. He even gave up writing songs in his spare time, and began to search for Internet languages ​​that have been particularly popular in the past two years on Weibo and Tieba.

Most of the buzzwords are not as lethal to Yu Canshang as the word "baby", so he just has to bite the bullet and flip through the pages to see what others have said.

"I've been bearing handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age. I'm so tired."

Yu Canshang could barely utter this sentence, and it couldn't fall into the scope set by Bai Chi.

"The baby fell down and needs to be hugged by so-and-so to get up."

That's it, the corner of Yu Canshang's mouth twitched, he closed his eyes and stuffed the phone into his pocket.

"Baby" really needs to use "Baby" to win.

Bai Chi noticed that Yu Canshang had been keeping a cold face, and asked concerned: "Shanshang, why do you look so bad, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, there are many staff members around Yu Canshang and Bai Chi, so it is not a good time for Yu Canshang to say that kind of sentence, "I just thought about some catchphrases for you, and I can't bear that sentence for a while. "

Bai Chi couldn't help laughing and said, "Shangshang, I'm already looking forward to what you'll say to me."

Yu Canshang said seriously: "Don't worry, I won't let you down."

Ever since he entered the house, Bai Chi had been in a state of excitement. Every few minutes, he approached Yu Canshang and asked him, "Shanshang, are you ready to speak?"

When he stood by the bed and asked this question, Yu Canshang pressed the white ruler on the bed and said, "Now that you have fallen, you have to be hugged by me to get up."

Bai Chi has read too many buzzwords, so he naturally knows what the original words are, "No, what you said doesn't count."

Yu Canshang firmly held the struggling Bai Chi, and said in Bai Chi's ear as if he was desperate: "My baby has fallen down now, even if I hug him, he won't be able to get up."