if the earth was a game

Liang Qiuyan is learning to cook recently. He said it is cooking, but it is actually home-cooked dishes of the level of tomato scrambled eggs, green pepper and potato shreds. How can a senior high school dog have so much time to devote himself to learning cooking? Every time he comes back from self-study at night Make yourself a late-night snack as an excuse to practice cooking side dishes.

His mother also boasted that he has grown up and knows how to love others, so she doesn't need to work hard every night until he comes back from school to prepare supper for him.Liang Qiuyan felt very guilty about this, if his mother knew that he was doing this for someone else, would she throw herself to the window and sing, "The cold leaves are falling all over my face, my son's rebellion broke my heart, you outside The crooked elbow hurt my heart like an ice pick, and my mother was really sad."

There is no way, no practice, Liang Qiuyan shuddered when he recalled the scene of his first cooking at Shen Fengpei's house. He used to think that the descriptions of his first cooking experience on the Internet were somewhat exaggerated , but after he did it himself, he realized that the scenes that can be described in words are not as impactful as the scenes that he personally experienced.

He had a brain twitch that day and decided to make steamed pork ribs. He and Shen Fengpei got up early to go to the vegetable market to buy fresh pork ribs. They also went to the supermarket to buy other cooking ingredients and came back.

They didn't realize the problem until they brought back the things in big and small bags. They stared at the ribs, red meat, white bones, and a big piece of blood.It was the first time for both of them to go to the vegetable market, they were inexperienced, and they didn't ask the butcher to chop up the ribs, so they came back with a big piece of ribs in their hands.

"What should I do?" Liang Qiuyan asked. He flipped through the steamed pork ribs tutorial on his phone, "It didn't say how to turn a large pork rib into a small piece."

Shen Fengpei shook his head, expressing that he didn't know either, he was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, and his ten fingers never touched the spring water, so it's strange to know such a thing.

Liang Qiuyan checked how to chop ribs again, and all the answers he found were "use an axe". He turned to Shen Fengpei and asked, "Do you have an ax at home?"

""

There must be no ax, and they finally found a bone cutter in the knife set they bought.

Holding the handle of the knife, Liang Qiuyan felt a little flustered, but he couldn't show it in front of Shen Fengpei, so he pretended to be calm and began to chop the ribs.

The first blow was not strong enough, and it didn't cut open. Instead, his jaw was numb from the shock.The second time, the strength was enough, but the stamina was not enough, the blade got stuck in the bone, and it took him a lot of effort to pull it out.For the third time, Liang Qiuyan chopped fast and hard, the blade hit the chopping board with a bang, and even splashed bone stubble. This time, the bone was finally cut open smoothly.

Shen Fengpei wiped off the bone stubble splashed on his face, silently took out an apron and wrapped it around himself without saying a word.

At first, Liang Qiuyan held the knife with one hand, but later changed to holding the knife with both hands. The chopped ribs and flesh flew straight. The kitchen was horrible, it was a murder scene.

At this time, someone knocked on the door of Shen Fengpei's house. It turned out that Liang Qiuyan was chopping bones so loudly that it shook the kitchen counter and disturbed the neighbors next door.

When Shen Fengpei opened the door, she was wiping off the freshly smeared blood on her face with the back of her hand. As soon as she opened the door, she saw the furious neighbor immediately silenced as soon as she opened the word "you", and her face instantly turned pale.

The neighbor was playing games vigorously, but there was a loud meat-cutting sound from the next door, so loud that he couldn't even hear his teammates' voices clearly, so he threw down his earphones in a rage and knocked on the door next door.He remembered that there was a student next door. If a student didn't study hard, why would he be arguing?

The accumulated anger disappeared without a trace the moment the door was opened. His neighbor was wiping off the blood foam on his face with his hands. His face was frighteningly cold, and the apron he was wearing was still stained with someone's blood. of blood.

"What's the matter" was swept away by Shen Fengpei's cold eyes, the neighbor almost didn't kneel down in fright, did he bump into something he shouldn't have seen?

It just so happened that Liang Qiuyan in the kitchen had finished chopping the last piece of bone with great pains, and leaned out of the kitchen with the bone chopping knife still stained with minced meat and bone shards, and excitedly said to Shen Fengpei: "I finally finished chopping, this The bones are too hard."

Seeing this, the neighbor's face became even paler. He shook his lips and forced a stiff smile: "I'm out of soy sauce at home. I want to ask you to borrow some."

Upon hearing this, Liang Qiuyan took a bottle of unopened soy sauce from the kitchen and handed it to the neighbor: "Here."

The neighbor took the soy sauce bottle, tried his best to ignore the blood-stained liquid on the bottle, and quickly said: "Thank you, I will buy you another bottle next time." Then he rushed back to his home in a hurry.

Liang Qiuyan said: "It's so urgent"

Shen Fengpei answered him: "I guess I forgot to turn off the fire at home."

After a while, someone knocked on the door again, this time it was Liang Qiuyan who opened the door, Liang Qiuyan was stunned when he opened the door, and there were two policemen standing outside the door.

It turned out that the neighbors thought that he and Shen Fengpei were dismembering the corpses at home, so they called the police. The main reason was that Shen Fengpei's cold face had the aura of a gang boss, so the neighbors who were frightened hurriedly beat Yaoyaoling.

This oolong is so badass, every time Liang Qiuyan thinks about it, he wants to cover his face. Whoever cooks a meal can attract the police, begging him to open the door for the shadow area in his heart.

As for the taste of the steamed pork ribs made later, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it. Anyway, Shen Fengpei said that this is the first time he has seen rice noodles are rice noodles and pork ribs are steamed pork ribs.

Liang Qiuyan has been practicing for a while, and the fried dishes are finally not as unpalatable as they were at the beginning. Although they are not delicious, at least they are good to eat.

He made it for Shen Fengpei a few times, of course it was the kind without ginger, even though Shen Fengpei didn't say anything, he obviously ate more than before.Liang Qiuyan suspected that if he continued to eat like this, sooner or later the school boy god would become a school boy fat.

To this, Shen Fengpei responded by lifting his shirt to reveal his six-pack abs. Liang Qiuyan touched it and it felt good.But Liang Qiuyan wasn't jealous. Although his body on earth was nothing, his real figure was pretty good, not to mention his abs.

Liang Qiuyan actually tried cooking in reality, but it was a mess. His mind could keep up, but his body couldn't. For example, he knew he needed to put half a teaspoon of salt, but half a jar of salt went down with a shake of his hand.

In reality, Liang Qiuyan usually eats work meals. If you are too lazy to move, you can also drink nutrient solution, which is ready to eat. It is similar to instant noodles on the earth. Although the taste is not very good, it is still nutritious.

As for the meals made by home robots, Liang Qiuyan just wanted to roll his eyes. The person who designed it had unusual tastes, and the meals he made were not as delicious as his.

Liang Qiuyan thinks that he will never deal with the kitchen in his life, but there are no absolutes. Before he met Shen Fengpei, he would never have thought that one day he would deliberately learn to cook for a person in the game.

Liang Qiuyan thought gloomily, what should he do now that he has become more and more like an old lady towards Shen Fengpei, worrying all day long that he won't be able to eat well or wear warm clothes, it's not good to go on like this.

Help: Does anyone know someone whose game ID is Zhong Fuping?

0l Landlord

If you know him, please tell him, I want to make him a rabbit blush jpg

1l

Lz, there are so many people with the same name, who knows which one you are talking about, why not tell me what that person is like in the game.

2l

Upstairs

3l Landlord

My in-game id is Xiao Lan. I am a couple with him on Earth. I like him very much. I want to meet him in real life and develop a rabbit blush.jpg

4l

Host, are you serious? In reality, you don’t know whether that person is male, female, old, or young, so you just want to pick on him. You think the host is either an inexperienced person, or a fat pig girl who has watched too many brain-destroyed movies.

5l

My game id is called Zhong Fuping, I came in when I saw the title

6l

I feel that this post has a bright future, and wait for the relevant person to reveal the leg-shaking gif

7l

Reply 5l: Is that you

8l

Reply 7l: No nose picking

9l

If the row is 4l, the landlord thinks twice, he is very likely to be married in reality, maybe he even has a baby, and how can the landlord be sure that the person is a man

10l Landlord

Reply 9l: It’s okay, I don’t mind if he’s a girl, I’m the bunny blush that we get along pretty well jpg

11l

The character in reality may be completely different from that in the game. You and him get along well in the game, but in reality it may not be Deng Yao gif

12l

Don’t even think about it, there’s a sea of ​​people, if you find it, go to bed and get up early for class tomorrow. jpg

13l

I have read too many online games in lz, the earth is different from other games ╮╯╰╭

14l

Who said that the reality is different from the personality on the earth, the structure of the brain is there, and the personality is more or less the same. A few days ago, there were people who were free to study this title: On whether human personality is formed by nature or acquired Link

15l

The landlord's stupidity has overflowed the screen

16l

I wanted to say whether stewing is stupid, but after reading the article of 14l, I am not sure

17l

People who are looking for realism in the virtual world must have something wrong in their brains

18l

The article in 14l feels that it is not only a scientific issue, but has risen to a philosophical level: 3ゝ

19l

The upstairs is full of sb, people are pursuing true love, what do you mean by cynicism

20l

ls is sb panda hehe emoticon jpg

21l Landlord

why are you arguing

22l

I think 19l is right, the host just wants to meet someone, maybe the other party is also single, the man is unmarried and the woman is not married, maybe it will be, how nice, why bother mocking the host

23l

Reply 22l: Because singles don’t believe in true love, they held up the torch

145l

This building has been completed and turned into a battlefield for online dating supporters and opponents, I'd better run away

327l

who is bullying my wife

328l

Fuck, upstairs っ°Д°; っ

329l

Zhong Fuping real person

330l

Reply 329l: Yes:

331l Landlord

っ ° Д °; っ

1765l Landlord

Thank you everyone, we are already together Bunny blush jpg

1766l

We are really together, I believe in love again

1767l

1768l

ls2

1769l

Add Earth Online Number

2389l

Who the hell put the grave post on the top again, for this, I just want to say, I want your rabbit emoticon pack