if the earth was a game

Silence, dead silence.

There are ten thousand grass mud horses galloping swiftly in everyone's heart.

Shen Fengpei closed the bathroom door without saying a word, and there was a soft crack that made Liang Qiuyan's heart tremble. This was definitely the rhythm of being misunderstood.

Liang Qiuyan patted Jing Yue's chest, and said anxiously: "Get up quickly!"

Jing Yue stepped aside, Liang Qiuyan got up immediately, ignoring the aching elbow when he fell, grabbed the towel and shook his hands to wipe off the water droplets on his body, then put on his underwear and pajamas indiscriminately, and was buttoning up the pajamas After buttoning it, I heard Jing Yue nonchalantly say: "Your butt is so up."

Liang Qiuyan glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and found that he was still maintaining a strange posture with his legs bent sideways, wondering what's wrong with this guy again

He buttoned the last button, and said angrily: "Nonsense, you have to tell me, I know my own ass. By the way, why are you still lying on the floor tiles? You don't think it's cold."

Jing Yue tensed his body: "I was too hot after running just now, so I just leaned on the floor to cool down."

Liang Qiuyan gave him a look of "take medicine when you are sick" and hurriedly opened the door and went out.

As soon as Liang Qiuyan left, Jing Yue's tense body immediately relaxed. His actions just now were just to cover up the fact that he was dead. He got up, sat on the toilet, hugged his head and began to think about life.

What should I do if I have a sexual impulse towards the same sex? Urgent, online, etc.

Liang Qiuyan chased Shen Fengpei out of the bathroom door, and explained to him non-stop: "It's not what you saw, I didn't do anything with him, it was him who suddenly rushed into the bathroom and fell, don't think about it "

Shen Fengpei was expressionless: "If you fall, you can fall into the bathroom through the door, and it just falls on you."

Liang Qiuyan laughed dryly: "He has long legs, it's normal for him to fall farther than others."

Liang Qiuyan's explanation was too pale and nonsense, Shen Fengpei didn't believe it at all, not only failed to suppress Shen Fengpei's anger, but added fuel to the fire, making Shen Fengpei's anger even more intense.The more Liang Qiuyan explained, the angrier he became. Since he is afraid that he will misunderstand, then don't always do these things that make him misunderstand. Is it interesting to play with him?

Explaining and explaining, Liang Qiuyan felt that this relationship was not right. Although he had impure little thoughts about Shen Fengpei, they were not in a romantic relationship. Why was Shen Fengpei so angry?

Liang Qiuyan thought about this, and instantly realized that he didn't even have a position to explain. Moreover, due to the influence of the fake Shen Fengpei in the illusion, he was temporarily embarrassed to face Shen Fengpei. Recalling Shen Fengpei's appearance in sexy clothes.

Anyway, they couldn't sleep together, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep that night, so he picked up the pillow and ran to the original room to sleep with Jing Yue.

Jing Yue was startled, and stood hesitantly by the bed. Liang Qiuyan put the pillow, lifted the quilt, took off his shoes, and got into the quilt. His movements were smooth and smooth, and he tucked the corners of the quilt on both sides. Seeing Jing Yue Still standing by the bed: "What are you afraid of, I won't eat you. Ah, I forgot, are you not used to sleeping with others? Sorry, you bear it all night, and I'll go back to Shen Fengpei to sleep tomorrow night .”

Jing Yue was in a state of distress. The person who made him think about life just now was lying on the bed, and told him to sleep together. He felt that he was not well, and he might have to go to the toilet to think about life again.

The result of thinking is that Jing Yue took out the dagger he carried with him, stuck it in the middle of the bed, and nailed the quilt and bedding to the bed board. Pale: "I rely on you not to want me to sleep with you, there is no need to be like this, everyone is a civilized person, just tell me straight up, it will hurt your peace if you do it."

"No, that's not what I meant." Jing Yue: "Let's draw a [-]th line with a dagger as the boundary. Don't come over, and I won't go over either. One person takes half, do you mind?"

Liang Qiuyan tugged at the quilt without moving it, and gestured towards the shoulder: "Brother Leak, can you move the dagger here."

Without further ado, Jing Yue pulled out the dagger and inserted it back into the middle of the quilt head, just in time to help Liang Qiuyan hold the quilt, and he asked again: "Do you mind? If you mind, forget it."

Liang Qiuyan stretched out his finger from Confucius where the dagger was inserted and shook it twice: "If you are willing to pay for the quilt, I don't mind."

Jing Yue's idea is very simple. If there is a dagger in the middle of the bed, the two of them will not get too close. What he does, he doesn't have to go to the toilet to think about life, how good it is, all troubles are solved from the root.

But he forgot one thing, Liang Qiuyan didn't have the bad habit of moving around when he slept at night, but he did.

Liang Qiuyan was woken up by the weight of his chest. Something strangled him and he couldn't breathe. He opened his eyes and saw that Jing Yue was entangled with him like an octopus, and he acted in a strange way that ordinary people couldn't learn. The posture perfectly avoids the sharp edge of the dagger.

Liang Qiuyan wanted to swear, but Jing Yue avoided it, but it doesn't mean he could avoid it too! His neck was only less than three centimeters away from the dagger, and he could even feel the chill on the dagger. If Jing Yue strangled him again At one point, he would definitely be forced to kill himself.

He kicked Jing Yue away angrily, threw a pillow for him to continue hugging, and struggled to throw the dagger from the bed aside.It's better to keep the murder weapon away, lest Jing Yue accidentally splatter blood on the spot, then the next day's headline is probably Jing Xiaotian Wang's tragic death in a private house, and his bedmate disappeared in the middle of the night, his little heart can't stand it.

But thanks to him, Liang Qiuyan got up early and went to Ziyuexuan to buy soup dumplings. Ziyuexuan's soup dumplings are thin and filled with fillings. Limited to 66 copies, first come first served, sold out sooner or later.

Shen Fengpei is a person. He doesn't dislike many things, but he doesn't like many things. Yue Zhongxian's soup dumplings happen to be one of them. It's just that he is busy and lazy, and the number of times he bought soup dumplings can be broken with one hand. come over.

What happened yesterday, Liang Qiuyan thought about it all night, and came to the conclusion that he was indeed wrong. If Shen Fengpei suddenly brought back a stranger one day, and he looked like they were having an affair, he would have blown up a long time ago. Listen to explanation.

The language is so feeble, how can there be real food, if you have the time to explain it a thousand times or ten thousand times, it is better to buy a basket of soup dumplings that he likes, it is definitely more useful than words.

The morning light had not yet broken, and the street was silent. Liang Qiuyan stood at the gate of the Moon Fairy and stomped his feet. The white air he exhaled was blown by the cold wind, like a ball of cotton candy soaked in water, and soon disappeared.

He came too early, the window selling soup dumplings hadn't opened yet, and the morning star was still shining in the eastern sky. For some reason, Liang Qiuyan suddenly remembered the night he sent Shen Fengpei to the hospital, and it was the same. He was shivering because of the cold, but that night was the first time he saw Shen Fengpei smiling, and his heart was filled with laughter, and there was warmth in his heart, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop turning up when he thought about it.

When you like someone, do you just want to laugh when you think about him?

Liang Qiuyan's sharpness surprised Yue Zhongxian's boss: "It's been a long time since I saw anyone line up so early, young man, you bought it for your girlfriend, right?"

Liang Qiuyan smiled and said: "No, I haven't caught up yet."

The boss handed him the packed soup bag with a kind expression on his face: "With your determination, it will be a matter of time before you catch up."

Liang Qiuyan took the soup dumpling: "I would like to borrow your good words."

What the boss said was quite accurate in a certain sense. When Liang Qiuyan put the hot soup dumpling in front of Shen Fengpei, Shen Fengpei was really not angry: "When did you get up?"

"I didn't look at the watch, but I was the first one to buy it, the first time."

"It's so cold, don't go there in the future."

Liang Qiuyan winked: "Your heart aches"

Shen Fengpei didn't speak, but poured a spoonful of vinegar into Liang Qiuyan's bowl: "Eating some vinegar is good for your health."

Liang Qiuyan made a bitter face: "But it's not good for the teeth."

Jing Yue, who got up late, looked at the empty soup bag takeaway box on the table, and was angry: "I rely on you to steal it from me, is it human?"

?23 Christmas episode

[-] extra questions about daily life

1. Cut the vegetables into your hands

Liang Qiuyan cut vegetables into his hand, but it wasn't his. Jing Yue, who wanted to steal it, covered his hands and burst into tears.

2. Laundry schedule

Monday: washing machine;

Tuesday: washing machine;

Wednesday: washing machine;

Thursday: washing machine;

Friday: washing machine;

Saturday and Sunday: The washing machine is on holiday.

3. Ambiguous SMS from an unknown number

Dad, I was arrested by the police yesterday when I shared a room with a friend of the opposite sex in a hotel.Please remit 1 yuan to Police Officer Yang's agricultural card xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I will tell you the details when I come out.

Shen Fengpei glanced at it and silently deleted it.

4. Power outage

There was a power outage, Liang Qiuyan’s game was not saved, Shen Fengpei’s thesis was not saved, Jing Yue’s horror movie just reached the horror scene

5. The sleeping cat and him

Jing Yue said to Liang Qiuyan: "Why do you sleep with the cat?"

Liang Qiuyan gave him a strange look: "There is no cat at home."

Jing Yue who just watched the horror movie: ""

6. Don’t dare to fall asleep

Jing Yue opened his eyes until dawn.

7. The same room as the murder scene

The kitchen after Shen Fengpei made soup for Liang Qiuyan for the first time.

8. Take food

Jing Yue drank the soup Shen Fengpei stewed for Liang Qiuyan, and then Jing Yue had diarrhea for a whole day.

9. Waiting in place

Traveled to Chongqing and arrived at Hongya Cave.

Liang Qiuyan parted ways to go to the bathroom, and Shen Fengpei waited for him.

The two have never seen each other since.

10. 5 minutes late

Shen Fengpei was 5 minutes late for an unprecedented time, because Liang Qiuyan pestered him all night last night to let him review the high math for him.

11. Comfort when sad

Liang Qiuyan still failed his high score, Shen Fengpei comforted him: "Don't be busy crying first, there are still big things to pass."

Liang Qiuyan cried even harder.

12. The shadow of holding hands under the street lamp

take a walk after dinner,

Liang Qiuyan deliberately walked behind Shen Fengpei and quietly stretched out his right hand, trying to make the shadows of the two look like they wanted to hold hands.

Steal joy in my heart.

Until Shen Fengpei turned around and took his hand.

13. The kiss on the forehead after lifting the bangs

Shen Fengpei closed his eyes, pretending not to see Liang Qiuyan secretly tiptoing.

14. Scroll through past photo albums

Liang Qiuyan showed Shen Fengpei his childhood photo album, and Shen Fengpei hid a photo of Liang Qiuyan's bare bottom while he was not paying attention.

15. Incomparably lacking common sense in life

The two are watching TV.

Shen Fengpei asked: "How did the agreed four people become five?"

Liang Qiuyan: "Because five of the four heavenly kings are common sense"

16. "Me or him, which one is more important"

Liang Qiuyan asked.

Shen Fengpei looked at him, then at the Yuezhongxian Tangbao he was pointing at, and fell into a dilemma.

17. Letter of apology

Shen Fengpei received an apology letter, which said: I'm sorry, I ate all the soup dumplings I bought this morning, and I didn't keep them for you.

18. The tragedy caused by the eaten breakfast

A story of pulling a light.

19. Do you want to turn off the light when you have sex?

This is still a story of pulling the lights.

20. Witness with time after a hundred years

Liang Qiuyan closed the game cabin and did not choose to enter the game again.

Memories are always the best, he thought.