Little Annie: "Daddy~Daddy~~ Where did I come from?"

Sheldon: "Daddy's sperm combines with mommy's egg to form a fertilized egg. The fertilized egg develops in the fallopian tube and gradually moves to the uterine cavity. About 7-8 days after fertilization, it reaches the uterine cavity and is implanted in the uterus. In the endometrium, the fetus is constantly absorbing nutrients and gradually matures. That's how you came~~"

Little Annie: "...(⊙o⊙)...huh?"

Sheldon: "....You are a gift from your mommy who bought a lace nightgown~~"

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Little Annie: "Daddy~~Daddy~ I want that hellokitty schoolbag~~"

Shelton: "Honey, that's a shoulder bag. You should know that when using a shoulder bag, the muscles of the shoulder and back on one side will be in a state of tension and tightening. Over time, it will easily cause shoulder pain. In addition, the shoulder bag Due to the uneven force on one side of the satchel, it will also increase the fatigue of the neck and cause neck muscle spasm."

Little Annie: "...(⊙o⊙)...huh?"

Sheldon: "So... you should choose this backpack that evens out the load on your shoulders...."

Little Annie: "But... Daddy... people don't want that... Star Trek pattern..."

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Little Annie: "Daddy~Daddy~~I want to play with Little Mike~~"

Sheldon: "Baby~ You have to know that from an evolutionary point of view, women are more advanced than men. There is a [-]% difference in male DNA and female DNA. You must know that there is only a hundredth difference between orangutans and humans." Just a fraction of it."

Little Annie: "...(⊙o⊙)...huh?"

Sheldon: "So, you should play with Emily~~"

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Little Annie: "Daddy~Daddy~~I want to listen to "Cinderella"~~"

Sheldon: "Once upon a time there was a little girl named Cinderella, and Cinderella had a neighbor named Einstein..."

Little Annie: "...(⊙o⊙)...huh?"

Sheldon: "When Einstein was 16 years old, he learned from books that light is an electromagnetic wave that travels at a very fast speed. In connection with this, he really wanted to explore the so-called ether related to light waves... ..”

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Little Annie: "Daddy~Daddy~~Today is Mother's Day~"

Sheldon: "Honey, that's just a baseless celebration day brought up by housewives out of laziness."

Little Annie: "...(⊙o⊙)...huh?"

Sheldon: "Remember, the third Sunday in June is Father's Day. The first Father's Day in the world was born in the United States in 6 by Bruce Dodd, who lives in Spokane, Washington. Advocated by Mrs.  …”

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