[The Big Bang Theory] Bamboo horse has low emotional intelligence

Shocked by Cora's sudden bed-climbing action, Sheldon immediately pulled the corners of the quilt that Cora was holding onto his body, and wrapped himself tightly, as if he was afraid that Cora would hurt him. Like doing something bad.

Seeing her boyfriend react so strongly, Cora couldn't help feeling a little funny.I am not a scourge, Sheldon is afraid of becoming like this! !What's more, as a man, Xie Li, it doesn't seem right for you to do this kind of action~~

As for Sheldon's fully vigilant and armed expression, Cora no longer wanted to comment at all.Looking at the sheets wrapped around himself and the quilt wrapped around Sheldon.Cora really felt that the current situation seemed a little funny...

Instead of pulling the quilt, Cora, who was only wrapped in a sheet, went directly to her boyfriend's bed, and said unceremoniously to Sheldon's wide-eyed eyes: "Shelley, I want to sleep. Bed!" Sheldon can't believe his eyes now, who will tell him that the person in front of him who is only wrapped in a sheet, with bare/smooth shoulders, who insists on lying on his bed, is that he knows him My girlfriend of almost 20 years, who has increased secretion of catecholamines such as norepinephrine (blush) at every turn! ! !

"But your bed is a sofa outside!" Taking a deep breath, Sheldon tried to use simple deep breathing methods to calm himself down, trying to get along with the rogue in front of him who was about to turn red. Reasonable.

Well, forgive Cora.Cora, who was full of confidence just now and insisted on making things scientific, was beaten back to her original form in a few seconds of Sheldon's stare.Obediently curled up and retreated to the edge of the bed, blushing and nervously looking at her boyfriend.

Seeing that Sheldon still didn't want to let herself stay, Cora, whose confidence was already a little shaky, still worked hard to muster up the courage to retort: ​​"That's a sofa...not a bed...and, why can't we Sleeping together? It’s not like we haven’t slept together~~”

Believe Cora, she is still very pure, sleeping together is sleeping together, completely literal meaning, without a hint of narrow sense. Once when I was 6 years old, and once again when I was drunk last time, Cora didn't understand... Why is Sheldon starting to be awkward now.

Apparently, Sheldon has a completely different view on Cora's current request to sleep together.He picked up the blanket that Cora had just dropped at the end of the bed because he sneaked in, and carefully covered Cora to cover her bare/exposed small shoulders.

Sheldon said with a straight face: "First of all, you made a conceptual mistake. A bed refers to furniture for people to lie on and sleep on!! So, even if the sofa outside usually does not play the role of a bed .But tonight, it serves as a role for you to sleep on. So...if you want to sleep in the bed, please sleep in the makeshift bed outside!!"

Speaking of this, Sheldon paused for a moment, glanced at Cora who was staring at him stupidly, and continued to explain: "Secondly, although we did sleep together on the same bed several times for some special reasons, , but now... our relationship has changed. You are a normal healthy adult woman and I am a normal healthy adult male!"

"I know...but you're my boyfriend~~" Hearing that Sheldon admitted her relationship with her so readily, Cora couldn't help being in a good mood, and happily stretched out her hand to hook Sheldon's arm. She said coquettishly and intimately: "I promise that tonight I will sleep obediently and not move around~~"

Cora's sleeping position has never been very good, of course, this is only in comparison with Sheldon's sleeping position that can not move at all all night.In fact, Cora really thinks that the sleeping position that she occasionally turns over at night is scientific! !

Of course, being pulled by Cora's arm like this, Sheldon began to feel seriously awkward again.Sheldon is now a little depressed to find that since he admitted the identity of Cora's girlfriend, his arm has faced a weird but quite serious threat.And the love contract he signed has no effect on this kind of threat.

Sheldon, who felt uncomfortable for a moment, pulled his arm out of Cora's arms with a dark face, and reiterated seriously: "According to Chapter 5 of the love agreement, it does not belong to any situation where you can hold hands now." !! Please respect yourself!"

There is no doubt that Sheldon once again expressed helpless resistance to Cora's unprovoked intimate hooking behavior.Cora, who has become accustomed to this, replied calmly and obediently: "Okay, okay, I decided not to do it next time. Can we go to sleep now? I'm so sleepy..."

After finishing speaking, Cora opened her big innocent eyes, and cast a look of coquettish anticipation at Sheldon.Fortunately, Sheldon didn't seem to have any resistance to Cora's wet eyes, and immediately surrendered: "Damn!! Don't look at me with such hungry eyes! Go to sleep now! !"

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In this way, relying on her ability to act like a baby with an innocent face, Cora successfully exchanged for a chance to share the bed with her boyfriend.Of course, please don’t get it wrong, it’s really just sharing the same bed....

But for such an opportunity, Cora still cherishes it very much.Although Cora didn't say it, there is another very awkward reason why she doesn't want to sleep on the sofa. Cora is worried that if Leonard wakes up too early the next morning...then... It's only wrapped in a sheet...it's not convenient at all...

Although this is not a big deal in the United States, it still feels a bit awkward to the conservative Cora.It's better to obediently cover her with a small blanket and wrap it into a rice dumpling, nestling in a small corner of Sheldon's big bed.

And things were exactly as Cora thought, she slept safely until dawn.This kind of reality can't help but make Cora a little confused... When will I be able to...really have a good relationship with Sheldon...

When Cora woke up slightly from her sleep, Cora realized that her sleeping position was so bad that she lay on Sheldon's body when she woke up in the morning.

Cora, who had a guilty conscience, hurriedly prepared to get up, but because she was sleeping wrapped in a sheet, Cora, who moved too aggressively, fell directly on her boyfriend.

The unlucky thing came.... Sheldon opened his eyes... Of course, this is not critical... The point is that Cora feels that her hand seems to be pressed to a place that should not be touched....

(⊙o⊙)...As if touching a hot stove, Cora quickly pulled her evil hand away from a certain part of Sheldon's body...

For a moment, Cora felt as if her face was about to explode, and she woke up from a daze.My throat was so dry that it was almost scorched, and I couldn't even speak a word...

And Sheldon, who was woken up early in the morning, was obviously in a bad mood, and seeing Cora's shocked and terrified expression, Sheldon was even more dissatisfied: "What is your expression? As a Adult healthy male, do you think my physiological reaction this morning is abnormal?"

"(⊙o⊙)...uh...no...no..." Facing her boyfriend's extremely shocked expression, Cora didn't know how to react at all.It's as if the weird touch on the hand just now has returned...this...it's just...too hard to say...

Seeing that Cora was completely stunned, Sheldon ignored her.Put on the weekend nightgown for myself, and go directly to the bathroom to wash up according to the time.

When Sheldon had finished washing, he was sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at Cora seriously.The serious expression made Cora even wonder if it was because her appearance was too ugly when she got up, so she brushed her hair twice in fear, and Cora asked a little uneasily: "Good morning, Shelly... .wh...what's wrong?"

Seeing that Cora was still looking stupid just now, Sheldon, who hadn't realized what happened yesterday, turned even darker, and said sarcastically without hesitation: "Sure enough, women's words are the most ruthless." Believable!! Don’t move around? Sleep well? Hmph~~!! This is really funny.....”

Hearing this, the blushing that had subsided a little immediately covered Cora's face, and Cora, who didn't want to talk about such an embarrassing thing, quickly compromised and changed the subject, flattering her: "Xie Li, Xie Li~~ I was wrong, Let me make you breakfast today~~"

"Hurry up! I want creamy potato soup and a sandwich! Thank you!" Now that Cora had spoken, Sheldon even ordered directly, apparently to collect payment for taking Cora in last night... .

Cora, who heard the order, was not angry, but moved quickly, dragging the long sheet she was wrapped in, and immediately got up to go out to wash up.Just put her hand on the doorknob, Cora suddenly realized: "Shelly, can you help me go to Petunia's house to see her come back? I go out wrapped in a sheet...it's inconvenient...all This time, Leonard should wake up."

Cora believes that even though she doesn't say it, Sheldon should understand what she means.However, this time, Shelton replied directly without raising his head with a calm face: "Don't worry, Leonard didn't come home last night!"

"Didn't go home?!!! Then you kept booing last night and asked me to whisper?!" Cora couldn't believe it. According to Sheldon's performance last night, Cora really felt that Leonard It's sleeping! !

But Sheldon, who heard Cora's questioning, replied with an innocent face: "Speaking late at night should be kept in a low voice, so as not to disturb the neighbors. This is a general rule of society. Is there any problem?"

"Yeah!! Sheldon!! Then why didn't you arrange me to sleep in Leonard's room last night? Let me sleep on the sofa!!"

"...do you think I will allow my woman to sleep in another man's bed!!"