[The Big Bang Theory] Bamboo horse has low emotional intelligence

"Shelly, are you sure you want to take care of me?" Cora was still a little hesitant when she was moved. After all, her friend's fear of pathology is not a daily thing. No one is willing to get close, not to mention that I am really sick today.

When Sheldon heard Cora's question, he complained with dissatisfaction on his face: "Sick people talk so much!" After finishing speaking, without waiting for Cora's reply, he pushed Ke Laxu away Covering the door, he walked in.

"Sheldon, I can do it by myself~" Seeing that her friend insisted on staying in an isolation suit for a critically ill patient, Cora couldn't bear it.

Cora has never been someone who needs special care. After all, she has lived alone in Germany for several years. Cora believes that she can handle such trivial things as illness.

However, today Sheldon seems to want to act as a superman to save civilians from the torment of illness. Seeing that the patient is willing to let him go, he is not tempted, but dutifully took out a small notebook.

"Well, Cora, now I'm going to start recording your condition, and you must answer my next questions seriously." Obviously, the function of Sheldon's little book is basically the same as that of doctors' medical records.

"Shelley, but I'm very tired~~I just want to sleep for a while now." Cora, who was already sick and tired, didn't want to play doctor-patient games with Sheldon, so she could only say with a bitter face.

Seeing Cora wrinkled her small face, Sheldon, who had already fully armed himself, ordered his friend more strictly: "Go to bed and lie down! I have some questions to ask you."

Cora had no choice but to drag her thick quilt obediently into her pillow for her friends who seemed to be unable to be driven away, even if she insisted on staying.

Cora finally returned to her own bed, but Sheldon didn't seem to want to let Cora go, but walked into Cora's living room more cautiously.After sterilizing the small stool of Cora's house smartly, Sheldon moved a stool and sat beside Cora's bed like a doctor trying to diagnose a patient.

"First of all, patient, are you pregnant?" Dr. Cooper, who was sitting upright, started the first medical diagnosis in history with his small notebook.

However, this diagnostic question made Cora, who was in a sick period, couldn't help exclaiming: "Pregnancy?!!"

"Yes, in other words, are you pregnant now?" Thinking that Cora didn't understand the meaning of pregnancy, Dr. Cooper added an explanation.

"Sheldon, why are you asking me if I'm pregnant!!" Cora couldn't understand, did she look like a pregnant person? !And what does this have to do with being sick?

Of course, there must be a reason for Dr. Cooper to ask whether he is pregnant as the first question. Seeing that the patient did not cooperate with his consultation at all, Cooper could only explain with common sense helplessly: "Pregnant women have a cold. Naturally, it is different from ordinary people’s colds. Generally speaking, in the first 3 months of pregnancy, pregnant women should avoid all medicines during these 3 months! I have to correct my nursing methods according to whether you are pregnant or not!!”

Well, Cora admitted that Sheldon was a professional.Seeing Dr. Cooper's righteous words, Cora could only cooperate with gritted teeth: "I'm not pregnant, I'm just an ordinary patient."

After hearing Cora's answer, Dr. Cooper picked up a pen and recorded the information in his medical record, and then continued to ask: "Does the patient know when his body temperature began to rise in an exponential curve?" ?”

"Sheldon, I didn't realize I had a cold when I woke up early in the morning. I don't know anything else." Cora, who just wanted to sleep now, asked directly: "Shelley, how many questions do you have? No Can you finish asking at once? I really want to sleep~~"

The patient took the initiative to speak, and Sheldon didn't hesitate to ask, and directly asked a series of questions: "Has the patient ever observed how high the blood content in his sputum is? And nasal congestion?" , sneezing, coughing, headache, chills, low fever, no sweating, muscle pain, runny nose, spit thin white sputum, sore throat, not thirsty or thirsty for hot drinks, thin white fur. Which of the above symptoms does the patient suffer from? "

Well, Cora, whose head was blank before, only felt that her head had completely turned into a puddle of paste, and explained stupidly: "I just have one symptom, which is uncomfortable!"

"OK!" After carefully recording the patient's most important features in his notebook, Dr. Cooper conscientiously wrote a sentence under the symptoms, "This patient has no common sense of pathology!"

Just when Cora thought Dr. Sheldon had finished asking, Sheldon got up and took out a small pill from his white coat pocket, poured out a tablet and said to Cora, "Take it. !"

Reaching out to take the pills from her friend, Cora couldn't help asking in surprise, "What is this?"

"Vitamin C! Although the three doctors from the University of Helsinki in Finland and their research team have done experiments, it has been shown that taking vitamin C does not reduce the chance of catching a cold. But it can relieve the symptoms of a cold and speed up the recovery after catching a cold. ’ explained Shelton, watching Cora swallow the pill.Obviously, his research on this pathology is still very thorough.

Discovering that her friend has a reliable side, Cora finally obediently took the pills given by Sheldon with peace of mind.Just after eating, she saw Sheldon take out another piece of chocolate from his pocket?

"Shelly, what is this?" Cora can still understand after eating vitamin C, this chocolate?Is it because you are afraid that you will be hungry?

Seeing that Cora asked another question, Sheldon put the dark chocolate in Cora's hand directly, and ordered: "Eat!" Research from the University of London in the UK also showed that eating a piece of dark chocolate when you have a cold is not only beneficial The role of antioxidants, theobromine contained in it has more cough-relieving effect."

After a group of patients Cora finished explaining, Sheldon couldn't help but picked up a pen and wrote down a sentence in his small notebook: "This patient is extremely lacking in common sense of pathology!!"

After recording, Dr. Cooper got up again and asked our patient Cora: "What about your humidifier? The dry air in autumn and winter will make the respiratory tract feel uncomfortable. Putting a humidifier next to the bed or sofa can help Let you breathe more smoothly. Of course, you must wash it thoroughly before use, so as not to spread the virus through it." But this time, before Cora asked, Sheldon explained directly, obviously for the extreme lack of pathology in front of him. Cognitive people lose patience.

"It's in the closet over the living room." Cora, who had been completely overwhelmed by Sheldon's reliable spirit, felt speechless, and could only obediently answer the questions.

After hearing the answer, Sheldon didn't say anything, just ordered: "You can go to sleep." After that, he disappeared into Cora's bedroom. According to what Cora heard outside, it should be to wash and humidify The device is gone.

Now that Dr. Cooper has told her to sleep, Cora is not polite.She was so tired that she fell asleep all of a sudden.When she woke up again, Cora was woken up by Sheldon.

The humidifier in the room had already been installed, and Cora really felt that he was breathing much more smoothly.I saw Sheldon sitting on the small stool next to his bed with his full name armed, but this time our Dr. Cooper had another bowl of hot chicken soup in his hand.Apparently the Cheese Factory fast food place delivered Coradin's hot chicken soup.

Seeing that Cora woke up, Shelton reached out and touched Cora's forehead seriously, testing the temperature.Of course, Cora believed that if Sheldon could take off the medical gloves on his hands at this time, he would definitely be moved to tears.

Cora's fever is not very serious, it's just a low-grade fever.Seeing that the fever did not continue, Sheldon directly handed the chicken soup in his hand to Cora, and still said in an orderly tone: "Drink it!"

Seeing that Cora was obedient, Sheldon habitually opened his mouth to answer questions: "Fortunately, you know how to order hot chicken soup. You must know that researchers at the University of Nebraska Medical Center in the United States have found through experiments that chicken soup is relatively bland. High in heat, easy to absorb, anti-inflammatory, relieve sore throat, and help prevent the accelerated movement of cold virus, enhance the movement of white blood cells, inhibit the production of mucus in the nose, thus reducing cold symptoms. Onions in soup have a strong Antiseptic, pepper causes sneezing and unclogs the nose and throat."

"Wow~~Xie Li~ You are so amazing~~" After listening to this series of answers, Cora couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.I have always known that my friends are smart, but I didn't realize that they are so smart.

It's just that Cora's admiration was taken for granted by Sheldon. Sheldon stared at Cora as he finished the chicken soup, and replied without hesitation: "Of course it's great for you!"

Well, wearing such a thick mask can't stop her friend's poisonous tongue, so Cora decided to shut up and drink chicken soup obediently.

It may be that the cold does affect the reflex nerves. Cora, who was lying on the bed drinking chicken soup, was able to spill the chicken soup from the spoon on herself.

Sillyly, she replaced the paper towel handed over by Sheldon with the bowl of chicken soup in her hand, and Cora wiped the dirty place speechlessly.

When Cora wiped her clothes and reached out to ask her friend for chicken soup, she was surprised to find that her friend was not going to return her chicken soup.

"Don't you need to drink anymore?" Cora asked with some doubts.I obviously only drank a few sips~~

"No! I'll feed you!!" Sheldon replied righteously.

"Hey, hey, let me drink???!!!"