Disciples are good, dolls are bad

King Zishan, will you play a game with me? "

Ryoma showed a tugging smile, turned to look at Atobe who was sitting there, Atobe looked at him, but didn't speak.

There was silence between the two teams, Ryoma and Atobe looked at each other, and the atmosphere in the audience was weird.

"..." silence...

"Ah, what should I do? That car is completely scrapped." Just at this moment, a casual voice broke the tense atmosphere, and everyone turned their heads to look.

Walking onto the court, he completely ignored the Bingdi team, it should be said that he didn't see them at all.This is the so-called natural inability to see what you don't want to see, so you usually half-close your eyes because you don't want to see what you don't want to see.

"Hey, wouldn't it be better to drag it to the repair shop? Although I have completely ruined it, I thought it would be usable after a little repair..." I scratched my messy hair, with a careless expression on my face.

"Senior doll?"

"Hey, little Taozi, I kept you waiting." He raised his hand in greeting.

"Xiao, Xiao Taozi..." Please don't change my name casually, okay...

"Senior Sister Baby!" Xing happily came over to greet her.

"Yo, little apricot."

"Little-Xiao Xingzi?!" Senior Sister Baby, have you been called this kind of cute lately...

Picking his nose, he looked at the Ice Emperor Monkey Mountain King who was sitting on the stone steps of the auditorium.

"Yo, Xiaojing."

Prince63. Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible

[Street Tennis Court]

I picked my nose and looked at Monkey Mountain King sitting on the stone steps in the auditorium.

"Yo, Xiaojing."

"Who is your name Xiaojing! I don't know you well!" Upon hearing this address, Atobe ran away.

"Ah, Xiao Jing is really shy. She is already a good friend who talks about everything." Picking his nose, he walked over.

"Who is a good friend with you! I don't remember having such an unglamorous friend like you!"

"I'm gorgeous, I don't know how handsome I look in school uniform." Thinking about it, I couldn't help boasting. (narcissism)

"Hmph, narcissistic guy. Are you as gorgeous as I am? Since the school uniform is handsome, why do you always wear samurai uniform?"

"This is my profession."

"Occupation? Is your occupation a female warrior? Are there still warriors these days?"

"Go for seppuku, 360 lines, every line will be the champion."

"Hmph, I don't know such an unglamorous profession."

"That's your ignorance."

"My uncle is very knowledgeable and talented!"

I picked my nose, squinted at his smug expression, and really wanted to slap him:

"You really are a Narcissus."

"Narcissus? What do you mean?"

"You're easy going."

"Go to hell! Is this uncle a woman! Don't use that kind of word to call me! What's more, this uncle doesn't spend at all!"

"Tch, you want to say that you're not dirty, you're just flirtatious, right?" Do you really think you're the ancient Pianpian?

"My uncle is neither coquettish nor obscene! Keep your mouth clean!" I really want to beat her up!

"Go for seppuku, I've always been clean. However, I suddenly thought of a song that would suit you."

"What song? The song you're talking about must be that kind..."

"No, it's very clean, with a touch of sadness. Let me sing it to you, ahem." Then, I thought of Jin Haixin's famous song "Narcissus".

"You said~I'm as cold as a narcissus~I can only see my smiling face in winter~You said~I'm waiting for a fable~But I can never, can't realize~I want to change for you, bloom in summer, don't forget me It’s the narcissus, the white snow is reflected, my spring~”

Although I really want to sing well, it's a pity that I have no talent for music, and I am a tone deaf.

When I recovered from the immersion (this kind of singing can also be immersed?), I saw everyone present, including Xiaodouding standing beside me, with their mouths wide open and expressions like they saw aliens. .Damn, is my old lady singing so badly!

"Hey, what expressions do you all have? Believe it or not, I cut you off with a knife?"

"...The lyrics are beautiful, but the singing voice..." The hedgehog head had a distorted expression, and I wanted to slap it directly.

"Simply speaking." Atobe spit out a sentence gracefully: "Please don't insult this song."

"Go ahead, monkey."

"Why is my uncle a monkey again!" At first it was Xiaojing, then Narcissus, and finally a monkey, how come it dropped three levels all of a sudden!

"You have been the King of Monkey Mountain from the very beginning."

"Are you in the same group as that short guy!" This uncle looks like a monkey nowhere!

"Xiaojing. Don't get excited, stay calm." He picked his nose and put his hand on his shoulder.

"Why did you change back to Xiaojing again? By the way, take your paws away, it's so dirty!" He slapped the hand on the shoulder away in disgust.

"You say I'm dirty?" I squinted my eyes, this sentence is really unpleasant.

"A girl from every family actually does such a wretched gesture of picking her nose, she is really uneducated, she is so dirty!"

I looked at his obsessive cleanliness expression in silence, and suddenly thought of something, and smiled brightly at him.

"...Really? By the way, Xiaojing, I'll give you something." ^_^

The brighter the smile, the more angry it is. Momoshiro and Ryoma beside them can't help but retreat a few steps. The storm is coming...

"Send me something? Send what?" Atobe didn't know at this time, and he was about to face the most embarrassing scene in his life.

"Of course it's a good thing, just wait."

I stuffed the lollipop into my mouth, turned around and walked to the grass with a smile on my face, looked around for a while, then picked up a wooden stick, went to the grass and squatted down again, with my back to them, fiddled with something, Then he got up and walked back, holding the wooden stick behind his back, and walked to Atobe with a smile on his face.

"What are you holding?" Atobe didn't realize that Momoshiro, Ryoma, and Xing who were standing behind her had long backed away and hid somewhere, especially after seeing what was behind her, they could simply say Slipping away like oil on the soles of your feet...

"Here you are." I smiled and took out my hand from behind my back. Atobe was taken aback for a moment, and then his face changed drastically.

"ah--!!!"

There was a burst of tragic screams in the street court.

why?Why did Queen Atobe, who has always been calm, have such a reaction?What exactly did he see?

The answer is--

On the wooden stick in my hand, there are piles of smelly ones that look like mosquito coils, and the one with the lazy sheep's hairstyle... Can you guess it?

That's right, it is - "poop".

How can Master Atobe, who has always pursued gorgeousness, still maintain a gorgeous image when he sees this kind of thing?

The camera replays the scene just now at the street court. After being stunned for three seconds, Atobe ran away like running for his life. It is said that he has no gentlemanly demeanor and is in a mess...

"Atobe! Wait for us!" The Monkey King fled.The little monkeys behind him also hurriedly chased after him.

I stood on the spot holding the wooden stick, silently watching Atobe fleeing in a panic.

"...Who is this person? The quality is really poor." (You are the most unqualified!)

Turning his head and looking behind him, there was no one there.

"...I really don't have the quality, let's all go to seppuku."

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I finally washed my hands clean in the sink near the street court.It's all the fault of that guy from the Atobu, and now I feel sick even to myself.

He leaned up to his nose and smelled it, is it because of his heart?Why does it still stink?Alas, this time the sheep really didn't catch but caused a commotion.depressed.

Wiping his hands and walking back to the court, he saw Hedgehog and Xing still doing sparring practice, and Ryoma was sitting by the side drinking Ponta leisurely.

"Hey, it's getting late, why don't you go back?"

"Ah, Senior Sister Baby, how is your hand washing?" Taocheng stopped and turned to look over.

"It still smells bad, it seems that I have to use bleach to wash it off when I go back, alas."

"Who asked you to punish him." Long Ma looked at the show with gloating expression.

"Go ahead, brat, you'll just gloat, believe it or not when I threw that lump in your face?"

"MADAMADADANE."

Taocheng and Xing walked over with the racket in hand, after a fight with Xing, Taocheng seemed to feel much better.

"Sister Baby, tell me the truth, you asked me to call Xing out, is it because of me?"

"Go ahead, stop being sentimental, Hedgehog. I admit that I want to follow the plot, but since I entered the plot, I feel that it is a lot different from the original one. Although some are still preserved, I always feel that it has been tampered with. .”

"Plot? What plot?"

"For example, you met the King of Monkey Mountain."

"You said Atobe? What do you mean? Do you mean you knew Atobe would come here?"

"Heh heh heh, I'm an omnipotent heroine. But I didn't expect that my car would be completely scrapped! What should I do! Now I'm going to waste a lot of my money! Oh, my little coffers~" T_T

"Ah... Your car broke down again?" The refit really didn't work.

"It's all the fault of that dead old man. I bought the cheap stuff before. Go home and ask him to settle the score. Go to hell!" The dead old man wants you to pay for the repairs this time, hum!

"Sister Baby, if it wasn't for you today, Atobe and the others would definitely make trouble again. I really don't know how to thank you." Xing was really polite.

"How do you thank me? It's very simple, just give me the money." Just because I want to use the money, I don't want it for nothing.

"... Sister Doll... I'm not a charity association..." -_-||